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Somewhere in a house a phone rings. And rings. And rings. Till the poor resident picks up after putting down his bear of course.
"Canada speaking?"
"CANADA! HELP! COME SAVE US!" The cry of six children reach the poor Canadian's ears before his face pales from the volume of voices.
"What is going on?" The poor uncle of the states was now considering getting his number changed again. Since it worked so well this past time of course.
After some shuffling was heard an older male voice cried through the phone. "Cali put on a horror movie! It's going to kill us! Uncle Mattie hurry!"
"Ah-Mitch (Michigan) where is America?" The poor Canadian was mentally groaning at the thought of having to deal with the states. He loves them, but they are a handful and has to deal with his own kids too. Speaking of which, where are they?
"Dad is paralyzed! I think it got him! Cali says we can't shoot the tv either! Help! OH! And tell everyone we said hi! Though, I think they are supposed to be at a-"
"Dude shut up! He doesn't know about that!"
"Ah-nevermind come save us!" The voices then began to argue as a female voice was shouting at them to shut up so she could hear the movie.
Canada sighed. His kids probably went to go party with some of the states, but they would stay out of trouble unlike America's kids. He can always call them later after he deals with the states to find out where they are at so long as Quebec doesn't answer the phone.
"Where is Liberty?" Shouting suddenly stopped as Canada heard more shuffling to answer the phone.
A female voice answered this time. "Ah- Mom went to go pick up Lilo (Hawaii) and Lansk (Alaska). They were at a friend's house and got spooked or something so mom went to get them. So hurry up! We could die at any moment and I think Ida (Idaho) is prepping the bunker! This is bad Uncle Mattie!"
In the background Canada heard talking, and movement of a couch.
"Minnie (Minnesota)...It's coming…"
"Shh..if we stay quiet..I'm sure we can hide Ida…"
"Both of you quiet… Mitch is trying to get Dad…"
"Shut up Washington…"
"Dakota I'm scared…"
"It'll be okay..Monty (Montana)..."
Suddenly a shriek stopped all conversation, and the movie. Canada held his breath as he heard movement. He could just imagine the guns coming out of nowhere and into the hands of the country and states. Whoever the poor soul was, is about to get a new thing coming to them.
Cue the music! America leading the way, lead the states down a hallway that the scream came from. They reached the corner before glancing at one another. America moved first and aimed with his children not far behind. What they saw they did not expect.
Italy was waving a white flag frantically towards an open door with tears in his eyes. The nation and states walked slowly and peeked into the room. There in the room, which so happened to hold some of the armory of weapons, was Switzerland, Liechtenstein, and Tex (Texas).
"America save me! They were playing with weapons, and when I opened the door they shot at me! It was so scary!" North Italy was now clinging to America's pant leg, and America was trying to get the country to let go. It's cute when his kids do it, but a little bit less with a country despite North Italy acting like a child.
"Sup Dude and dudette? When did you get here?" The American gave a sheepish grin while the states began to converse amongst themselves.
"Lily wanted to meet some of the states she has heard so much about so we came over. Liberty let us in, and asked Tex to show us to his armory. We were going over different ways to hide weapons from security when Italy opened the door, and we shot at him." The neutral male gave a deadpan look to the Italian still hugging America's leg.
"Hey Pops, how is the horror movie? Also Mitch, Uncle Mattie is still on the phone." The teen looked to his younger family members with a grin.
He hand multiple weapons hidden to show the countries some of the things the siblings pass along to each other. Though, he probably should have went to the arms vault, but there was some government things that shouldn't be disclosed. Plus Mom did say to show his armory, and he was going to listen to what she said.
"Aw- Uncle Mattie! Sorry about that! North Italy was just scared by Tex, Switzerland, and Liechtenstein. I don't know what the problem is though...Either way we got out of the horror movie! I'll call you back later! Tell everyone I said hi! Byeeee!"
"Mitch I paused the movie we can continue it later so I can show York that I am the best!" The tanned blonde sister gave a feral smile to her older brother.
"Yeah right Cali, as if you could beat me!"
"Shut it York! You were terrified too!" Her older brother looked at her in disgust.
"Was not!"
"Kids!" America gave a warning glance to the two bickering children. Now, he had to deal with the gun loving country and his son.
"Sorry Dad!" The two chimed together in harmony.
Aw. The kids look so innocent! I bet they cause the most trouble in the house! Then again, there are fifty of them so who truly knows?
"Hey Pops. Can I go over to our airport security mock set up and show these two how it's really done? They think they can hide weapons better than me." America glanced at his son, who had spoken, and the two nations behind him. They wouldn't do much, and the kids would get a kick out of the betting pool.
"I will make sure no one is harmed; especially brother." Liechtenstein glanced at the two. It would be interesting to see who could hide weapons better, but it is obviously her brother.
"Sure, why not? Just be careful and no gun fights tonight." America almost forgot about the Italian on his leg until he tried to move. "Uh, dude, Italy could you let go?"
"Ve- they won't shoot me will they?" America looked down the the grown nation hugging his leg. Where was Germany when you needed him?
"Course not dude! Why not just go on home if you're that worried?" He gave a winning smile, but his kids started laughing.
"Okay!" Suddenly the Italian let go, and jumped out the window. Everyone watched until he was out of sight. Did he walk there? Poor thing, but he does have a lot of energy!
The crew moved out to the living room except for those who wanted to watch the showdown between Switzerland and Tex. America made sure to get someone to record it so he can watch it later. After all, he has a bet to win. Cali skipped to the remote restarting the movie, much to the horror of her father and sibling. York was the only one who stayed. Right as the movie started again the door opened. Liberty and the kids were home!
America hopped off the couch to greet part of his family, and mostly to have an excuse not to see the movie. He wasn't afraid! Heroes don't get afraid! He just… knew what was about to happen so he didn't have to see it. Yeah! He wasn't afraid of the movie.
"Hey. We're back!" Liberty came in slightly struggling holding both Lilo and Lansk.
They had fallen asleep and she couldn't wake them. They looked so innocent when sleeping! Much different than when they are awake! She spotted America coming, and handed off Lansk to him while keeping Lilo steady in her arms. He pecked her cheek before they both went up the stairs to the children's rooms to put them to bed.
Once downstairs they shared a look at the peace they were holding for the moment. It didn't last long.
"York! You did that on purpose! I knew you were afraid, and you cut the movie off claiming it was an 'accident'!"
"I did not! You're the one who sat on the remote! It's not my fault!"
Alarms blared in another part of the house, which so happened to hold the airport security equipment. Screams could be heard from there as well.
The two parents gave each other a small smile before doing rock-paper-scissors. Liberty won. She got to decide where to go.
"I'll deal with York and Cali, you deal with alarms and screaming children and nations?" Her smirk was answered with a smile.
She moved to the bickering kids in the living room as America could be seen running to some part of the house with his hands over his ears screaming, "What's going on?!"
Ah! Just a normal night in the Jones household. Isn't it quaint?
A/N: Thank you so much for reading! I hope you enjoyed it! Also, thank you for the comments and ideas! I'm sorry it's kind of short and not really thought out, but I hope you like it. If you have any suggestions or anything let me know! Thanks to those who helped (you know who you are) *applause and bows* Bye bye!
John 3:16