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Ding! Ding! Ding!
Not even the sounds of the nations' voices could muffled the phone going off constantly, and it is impossible to make anything louder than them when they are fighting! Still, the red, white, and blue phone continued to go off.
Germany glared at the American who was texting during another world meeting. "America turn your phone off at this moment!" His frown became deeper when he realized America had not heard him. "AMERICA!"
"Whoa! Sorry dude! We are planning the super bowl, and are deciding on the half-time. Also, we are planning a party! Any of you dudes wanna come?" He didn't even glance up from his phone when he said this considering his fingers were moving at light speed to answer all the messages.
"No! I don't want to be shot at again!" North Italy eye's began to tear up while most of the nations minus the ones there were staring in shock.
America cleared his throat a bit uncomfortably. "Well,..."
I guess this means it is flashback story time!
Switzerland finally conceded to go see these new states after constant begging from Lily. At this moment they were standing outside of the door to America's house, and were about to ring the doorbell when the door opened to show a red-head woman rushing out the house.
"Oh! Hello Switzerland and Liechtenstein! Um.. great I knew I should've looked at today's schedule! Ah well. You can come in, but I will not be able to show you around because I have to pick up two of my kids from a sleepover."
Switzerland looked at the rambling woman with distrust. His sister moved closer to her brother's side. The rambling mother turned momentarily and called out to a boy who was walking by. He was tan with a short strawberry blonde hair-cut, and was wearing a Chuck Norris t-shirt and jeans.
"Tex! Can you show Switzerland and Liechtenstein to the armory while I go pick up your brother and sister? Actually make that your armory since I don't remember who was in the family armory last. Would that be a problem? Your dad should be in one of the living rooms watching a movie with whoever else is here." A pout had appeared on the elder's face with drooping eyes to match. Liberty was doing a puppy dog look to guilt her son into helping.
"Sure ma. Also, some of the states decided to hang out with... the thirteen from up north…" The younger boy gave a glance at the two nations in the doorway. Just because they decided to show themselves didn't mean Canada's kids wanted to be known. Except for maybe Quebec is the rumor. Perhaps he could ask one of the northern states if its true.
A muffled groan was pressed behind Liberty's lips. "Fine. Who is in charge this time? Does your dad know?"
"Umm… I think either capital or the first? Dad knows they went out with them." He shrugged his shoulders. He didn't really ask when Nova (Nevada) said she was going to get some big money tonight from their cousins. He just hoped that his mother understood why he said Ontario and New Brunswick's names in code. From her knowing look she did.
"Okay. Okay. I will deal with that later. Switzerland and Liechtenstein I put you in the capable hands of Tex! Bye I'm taking one of the SUVs!"
Liberty ran off in the night leaving an awkward atmosphere between the nations and state. I wonder how they are going to break the ice? I bet you it has to deal with guns. Wait! Look! The awkward silence is about to be broken by Tex.
"So...do you like guns?" The boy's blue eyes stared at the two with a blank expression.
"Yes." Switzerland eyed the boy as the child began to smile. His sister gave a curious expression wondering what was going on.
"Good follow me, and I will show y'all my collection." The boy began walking down the hallway he had came from, and the nations followed silently.
They walked together in silence for a few minutes until the boy stopped abruptly in front of a door. He place his fingers on the knob and waited for a second for a faint beeping to be heard before turning the knob and pushing the door open. His frown didn't sit well with the nations.
"Well, sorry that took too long. Guess I either got to speak to the tech club or the voodoo club about the house again. Would fix it, but I don't know what side it's on." The Texan walked into the room that had every inch covered in some form of weapon or another.
I think Switzerland is going starry eyed, and Lily is getting worried about her brother. Did anyone else here the click as the door shut? I wonder what would happen if someone opened it?
"Is this all yours?" Switzerland must have gotten out of his shock because he was in the face of the boy. He looked very serious. Lily looked very concerned.
"Big brother are you feeling well?" She placed a hand on his shoulder. He turned and gave her a small smile before giving the boy a very serious look.
Tex had wandered over to one section of the weapons looking proud. "Of course. We all have one, and then there is the family vault. Some collections are better than others. Mine is pretty good. Y'all want to handle any of them? We can even see who is better at hiding them." Just as he said that he flipped a knife at Switzerland who caught it, and placed it down on the table near the door.
"Please kid, I would over take you with my skill." As the gun-enthusiastic nation spoke he picked up a handgun on a shelf near him as if appraising it. Lily only nodded sagely at his words.
A snort brought his attention back to the state. "As if! I bet I could beat you!" The state had picked up a rifle that was near him.
A crash was heard near the door as it opened. Two gun shots rang out, and so did a shriek. North Italy was laying on the floor crying while flapping a white flag. A vicious grin overcame Switzerland as he readied his gun once more, but was stopped when he noticed America and other states now crowding the door. Eventually North Italy left, and the others headed elsewhere to complete the beat that was taking place before it was interrupted.
"And that is how Italy almost got shot." America looked again at his phone which had not stopped going off during the story.
"HOLD UP! The awesome me wants to know who won! Switzerland or the kid?" Prussia had really gotten into the story when he heard that Switzerland was going to go up against a state. Other than that, he would tell you it was boring.
America paused his typing that he resumed to look at Switzerland, and Lily. He gave the two a questioning glance asking if it was okay to say. After a nod from Switzerland, well, more from Lily he met the awaiting eyes of the rest of the world. "Tex did, but by accident."
"WHAT?! HOW?" Prussia was now laying on the table trying to grab at the American who slid back.
"If you want to know come to my super bowl party!" Collectively the nations groaned because they all wanted to know which meant they were all going to America's family super bowl party. Slowly they gave their consent, and unbeknownst to them, their demise. After all, it is American football.
A/N: Hope you enjoyed reading! I'm so sorry it is late, but I did not have access to the internet for a while so I hope you can forgive me. If you have any comments or anything you want to say just tell me! Thank you to those who comment! Also, Thanks to all those who help! *applause* Bye bye!
John 3:16