Bash At The Beach
Josie & Lucky Chloe vs Starfire & Vixen
Tanya: Here we are with the tag team set for one fall. Introducing first. From the Philippines, Josie Rizal!
Chris: She has a gold top similar to yours, Tanya.
Tanya: And a matching skirt.
Chris: And her partner, from Japan, Lucky Chloe!
Tanya: Here's a more cheerful one. She has a cute white bikini with a rabbit on the back.
Chris: And their opponent, Starfire!
Tanya: Oh my God! She's beautiful!
Chris: He has her Teen Titans outfit consisting of purple leather top and matching skirt.
Tanya: And her partner, who is that?
Chris: This is Vixen, sporting her leopard bikini. She possesses the powers of all animals.
Tanya: Interesting.
Chris: Here we go. Vixen and Chloe will start things off. Vixen with a quick takedown and some punches. Chloe gets her dancing moves going, catching Vixen off guard.
Tanya: Wow, Chloe is on the roll. She takes Vixen to the corner, and tags in Josie. They both kick Vixen down and Josie continues punishing Vixen with those legs. Vixen is trying to get to Starfire. She uses her speed to get to her and here comes Starfire.
Chris: Starfire is showing us what she can do. She has Sindel's hair too.
Tanya: The only difference is that Sindel attacks with her hair like a whip.
Chris: That's true. Starfire suplexes Chloe. She tries some of her breakdancing but Starfire was not having it. There's the Death Valley Driver. She goes for the pin and is broken by Josie.
Tanya: Chloe tags in Josie. Josie uses Muay Thai and Escrima? What is Escrima?
Chris: Escrima is a martial art from the Philippines. It also goes by Arnis or Kali.
Tanya: It incorporates Kali sticks?
Chris: Not just them either, but bladed weapons, knifes and other improvised weapons. It also incorporates joint locks and disarmament.
Tanya: I always wondered if my kobu jutsus...
Chris: Tonfas are an Okinawan form, Tanya.
Tanya: That... actually makes sense.
Chris: Starfire just DDT'd the hell out of Josie. She makes the pin but Vixen and Lucky Chloe stopped the pin and took the fight outside.
Tanya: Look at this. Vixen has Chloe right in front of us.
Chris: Oh boy!
Tanya: Oh shit! Vixen got something big here. DDT through the table!
Chris: Chloe is done...
Tanya: Josie took out Starfire. Vixen was able to roll Josie into the air. She hit the ring face first. There's the pin. 1,2,3!
Chris: Here are your winners, Vixen and Starfire!
Tanya: For the first time, our table was destroyed...
Chris Chloe might have her brains scrambled like a goddamn soup ladle.
Tanya: Stay tuned for the main event.