Bash At The Beach
Alum Creek, Columbus, Ohio
7:57 PM
Match: Tag Team title match
Tanya: Ladies and gentlemen, people of Columbus, I really hope you're ready for tonight's show, because for the first time ever, the tag team titles will be on the line and we have yours truly, Tanya, take on Jade for the Women's Championship. We also have Nina Williams taking on Sarah Bryant and we have one more match. X-Men's X-23 takes on Cassie Cage for the No. 1 contender spot, so Columbus, let's get it! First, please welcome my partner and his daughter, one half of the tag team champions Chris and Melody Jones!
"Not Afraid" by Eminem
By Chris Jones
BEGINNING INTRO
Yea, it's been a ride
I guess I had to go to that place to get to this one
Now, some of you might still be in that place
If you're trying to get out, just follow me
I'll get you there
VERSE 1
You can try to read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay em
But you won't take the sting off these words before I say em
Cause ain't no way I'ma let you stop me from causing mayhem
When I say I'ma do something I do it
I don't give a damn what you think
I'm doing this for me, so fuck the world
Feed it beans, it's gassed up if it thinks it's stopping me
I will be what I set out to be without a doubt undoubtedly
And all those who look down on me, I'm tearing down the balcony
No ifs, ands, or buts, don't try to ask him why or how can he
From Infinite down to the last Relapse album
He's still shitting, whether he's on salary paid hourly
Until he bows out or he shits his bowels out of him
Whichever comes first, for better or worse
He's married to the game, like a fuck you for Christmas, his gift is a curse
Forget the Earth, he's got the urge to put his dick in the dirt
And fuck the whole universe
CHORUS
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To take a stand (To take a stand)
Everybody (Everybody)
Come take my hand (Come take my hand)
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just letting you know that you're not alone
Holler if you feel like you've been down the same road
VERSE 2
Ok quit playing with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap
I shouldn't have to rhyme these words in the rhythm for you to know it's a rap
You said you was King, you lied through your teeth, for that
Fuck your fillings, instead of getting crowned you're getting capped
And to the fans, I'll never let you down again, I'm back
I promise to never go back on that promise, in fact
Let's be honest, that last Relapse CD was ehhh
Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground
Relax, I ain't going back to that now.
All I'm trying to say is get back click-clack blow
Cause I ain't playing around
It's a game called circle and I don't know how, I'm way too up to back down
But I think I'm still trying to figure this crap out
Though I thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn't, this fucking black cloud
Still follows me around but it's time to exorcise these demons
These motherfuckers are doing jumping jacks now
CHORUS
And I can't keep living this way
So starting today, I'm breaking out of this cage
I'm standing up, I'ma face my demons
I'm manning up, I'ma hold my ground
I've had enough, I'm so fed up
Time to put my life back together right now
VERSE 3
It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me
Admittedly, I probably did it subliminally for you
So I could come back a brand new me, you help see me through
You don't even realize what you did, believe me you
I been through the ringer, but they could do little to the middle finger
I think I got a tear in my eye, I feel like a king of my world
Haters can make like bees with no stingers
And drop dead, no more beef lingers
No more drama from now on, I promise
To focus solely on handling my responsibilities as a father
So I solemnly swear to always treat this roof like my daughter
And raise it, you couldn't lift a single shingle with it!
Cause the way I feel, I'm strong enough to go to the club
Or the corner hub and lift the whole liquor counter up
Cause I'm raising the bar
I'd shoot for the moon but I'm too busy gazing at the stars
I feel amazing and I'm...
CHORUS
SONG ENDS
Loud cheers
Chris: WHAT'S UP, COLUMBUS?
Loud cheers and applause
Chris: Man, I'll tell ya. It feels good to be home. I haven't been here in like forever. Last time I was here in Columbus, I wasn't like this. I was just a regular Ohioan. Now, some of you may know me as Chris Watkins, but I changed my last name to Jones when I got married. But that was years ago, and I moved to LA. Life for me wasn't always great, at the start of this year, I started working, and this was before I got married and I still work out as well. Now, this young lady standing next to me is my adopted daughter, Melody, one half of the tag team champions. She and Jacqui Briggs are taking on Samus Aran and Master Raven, and that match begins now. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California the tag team champions, Melody Jones and Jacqui Briggs!
Tanya: Our very first tag team title match. I'm so going to enjoy this.
Chris: And their opponent, please welcome Master Raven! And her partner, Samus Aran!
Tanya: Chris, Columbus is gonna turn up tonight!
Chris: I can't wait. Hold on. Juri is on her way out to commentate with us. Welcome, Juri.
Juri: Chris, can you even tell how excited I am?
Chris: With good reason. There's the bell and Jacqui and Raven will kick things off here. This is the first tag team title match in history. Raven starts off with a arm flip and a flipping neck breaker combination. Jacqui kicks Raven and Irish whips get to corner, tags in melody, Irish whips Raven and a double hiptoss. Melody is legal in the ring as she and Raven tieup. Raven struck first with a hurricanrana. She goes to her corner and tags in Samus.
Juri: Samus is on top rope. What's she gonna do?
Tanya: She tries the missile dropkick but missed. That's gonna cost her.
Chris: Melody goes for the pin but got no count. Samus has Melody in a headlock and threw her down. Melody recovers and drop kicks Samus. She runs but gets countered by a Manhattan drop from Samus, then she uses a suplex, and a Samoan drop. Big damage. Melody looks a little hurt.
Juri: After taking that kind of punishment...
Tanya: Yea, amazing isn't it?
Chris: Samus has her In a Oklahoma clutch but Melody escapes with a DDT. She tags in Jacqui and she goes on the attack. Man...
Tanya: Jacqui ain't taking no prisoners. Just how strong is she?
Juri: I hear she could just your ribs and puncture your lungs. Goddamn, Samus needs to tag now. Jacqui is not letting up. Jacqui Irish whips her and was about to clothesline her, but Samus ducked and forced Jacqui out of the ring. Samus tags in Raven in hopes of recovering. Raven is on the top rope but Jacqui counters her by pushing her down into the ring. Now Jacqui is on top and launched a moonsault. There's the pin, 1,2,3! Samus was too late as Melody kept her down.
Chris: Here are your winners, and still Tag Team champions, Melody Jones and Jacqui Briggs!
Tanya: Incredible. These girls gave us an perfect example of what a title match is and how high the stacks are.
Chris: That's right, Tanya, as your match with Jade for the Women's Championship is next.