Bash At The Beach
Street Fight
Asuka vs Lili
Chris: This next contest is a street fight.. Introducing first from Japan, Asuka Kazama.
Tanya: This street fight should be interesting. Asuka has her blue top with no jacket, and a blue see thru skirt similar to mine.
Chris: Ladies and gentlemen, Tanya is the new Women's champion. How does it feel?
Tanya: It feels great, though I'm still concerned about Jade.
Chris: She'll get another shot in the future. Don't worry. And her opponent, from Monaco, Lili Rocheford.
Tanya: That's a nice white bikini. I don't know if I like her attitude.
Chris: And here we go. This Street Fight can take place anywhere as long as they don't leave the beach. Look at this, cockiness.
Tanya: And Asuka slapped her. Here we go! They're just rolling around the ring, like they're kissing or something. Is this even a match?
Chris: I'm beginning to think not, Tanya. Here we go. Seems like they're done playing around and exchange blows
Two hours later
Tanya: This is boring! It's been two hours and they haven't even done anything yet! All they do is slap each other and taunting each other.
Chris: Columbus, we apologize for this. Apparently, this was a joke of a match. As you can see, these two have not even considered...
Tanya: I've had enough of this! Asuka, Lili...
Chris: Asuka took advantage and makes the pin, 1,2,3.
Tanya: This match was a joke! Everyone here in Columbus was bored out of their minds. You know what, you two get out of sight. What a fucking joke!
Lili: Tanya, you think I'm a joke? How about I challenge you for that title?
Tanya: And what are you going to do, tickle me? Please. This was supposed to be a street fight. These people wanted to see a street fight,and because it's been 2 hours, they're not gonna get it. All they've seen was slapping each other silly and taunting each other. That's not a street fight. A street fight is about survival, using the arena as a weapon to your advantage. We didn't see any of that. So shame on you two for wasting our time! Now get out of here. Again, ladies and gentlemen, I am so sorry. I should have stopped these two sooner. Luckily, we have a submission match between Nina Williams and Sarah Bryant. Hopefully it will be better than this...