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"Sometimes we need to do things to make idiots just die," -Tsuki to Kaileara.

Chapter one:

"GIRL!" The walrus known as Vernon shouted causing me to cringe at the loudness of it.

I sighed while Kiyo and Yukina glared at the man. I place my hand on Yukina's head while giving Vernon my best impression of Law's smirk. He stiffened while Kiyo whispered, "Freak him out."

"On it," I whispered back as I approached him, "Good Afternoon Uncle. I apologize for my random disappearance. I believe that the freaks," I almost scowl at the name, "Have lied and said that I left by my own will," Kiyo snorted, "I was taken by the old coot for now reason and just now escaped to return to you normal people," She was about to blow up from keeping her amusement inside, "I was oh so happy when I did because it was getting weird over there,"

His jaw was so far on the ground it was under it. I almost snickered but settled for smirking. I had used my powers to make my hair the black color it used to be, but my natural white color bled into the roots and made my hair look like a snowy owls feathers. I didn't like it, but it was better than nothing. My eyes however remained the way they were no matter what, but that was okay. I wore my outfit from before and made sure the none magicals couldn't see my tattoos for the sake of not wanting to make things too bad. I would be changing things here, but I would wait and see what the things I live with will try to do. I shook it off when Yukina growled. I look to see Vernon trying to walk forward with a purple face...hm the shade is a bit darker than before. He must be really pissed off. Yukina glared at him and I almost sighed as Vernon shouted, "Get that damn mutt under control."

I gave him a dark glare as Yukina snarled, "I am not a mutt you damned human! I am a proud member of the norther dire wolf race! I am a proud Devil Fruit user and Guardian! I am no mutt! You are more of a mutt then I am!"

Vernon looked like he was about to blow up causing me to sigh. I ignored him and walked towards the house where I could see Petunia looking out the window. I look her over and felt confusion wash over me at the sight of the necklace on her neck. It had always been there, but now that I take a look at it...what the hell are those runes doing on there? I quicken my pace causing Yukina to have to trot. I grip her fur between my fingers as I hiss, "Look at the necklace on her neck!"

Yukina and Kiyo looked before both growled. I felt my eyes darken as Tundra threatened to rise. I quickly open the door and made my way towards Petunia. She looked like she was about to shout at me, but I cut her off by grabbing her by the neck and pushing her against the wall. I used one hand to hold her there while the other grabbed the necklace. I hissed the moment it made contact and scowled. Kiyo growled, "Control runes. Loyalty runes. Blood suppression runes...even power and instinct suppression runes?" She then looked at Petunia, "Who the hell gave you this necklace?"

I loosened my hold a bit and she gasped before stuttering, "V-vernon."

A deep growl rumbled from my chest. I grabbed the necklace and snapped it off her neck while coating my hand in haki. The burning feel from the contact disappeared as I glared at the necklace. I lowered a shuddering Petunia and backed up while throwing a barrier over her. Good thing too because an explosion of power left her. I felt a wicked grin stretch across my face as emerald, gold, silver, and grey light flared around her. Kiyo snickered as she looked at the doorway. I looked behind me and saw Vernon standing there with a pale face. I gave a grin and said, "You really messed up Vernon dear. These runes will cause severe bloodlust if the victim sees the one who put the runes on them. I must say your in deep shit."

"Y-you damn girl," He hissed while trying to back up only for a barrier of ice to appear behind him, "Do you know what you've just released?"

"Yes," I say as I felt the power slowly die down, "Your death and my aunt. I must say you've really done something stupid, but I have to ask. Where did you get this necklace?" I then added in after thought, "I may let you run if you tell me."

"Dumbledore," He squeaked causing me to scowl as I look back down at the necklace, "Dumbledore did it,"

"I see," I gave a low hum.

"Now let me go," He ordered.

"No," I reply causing him to gap at me.

"But you said-" He began only for me to chuckle.

"Oh Vernon I said I may let you run, but you see you've done so many wrong things to me," I say as the power behind me decreased and went back to where it should be, "But I think I'm being the merciful one here. You see I've always been wondering why one of Evans blood would ever marry a...hm you can't be called a beast because that's an insult to some good beings I've met," I brought my unoccupied hand to my chin as Kiyo and Yukina snickered, "I'll go with thing since it's the easiest way to describe you. Why would one of Evans blood marry a thing such as you? I thought the Evans had more pride in them-"

"We do," A cold, yet musical voice cut in from behind me, "This thing as you call him stole me from the arms of my mate with the help of that damned headmaster," I felt a slow grin make its way onto my face, "I'm going to take care of the trash if you don't mind Kaileara,"

"Oh I don't," I reply with glee as I stepped to the side, "I think it would be merciful to do it since I've grown a...sadistic streak since we last saw each other,"

A blur of gold passed me and slammed into Vernon. I felt content to watch as I raised a silencing barrier and made it look like we were just talking. I watched as Petunia became visible. Her hair now reached her waist in soft waves. It was the Evans red rather than the dull brown color it had been. Her eyes were a dark greyish emerald though gold emerged as she glared at Vernon. She wore a gold colored dress with a bit of silver to make cool patterns. Her skin was tan rather than pale, but the most curious part were her ears and face Her ears were of elfin heritage while her face was more graceful. Her overall body was that of a dancer. I felt approval shoot through me as Yukina commented, "My, my, my a high elf?

"Lily Evans must have been a half-elf if that's true," Kiyo murmured softly.

I nodded silently as I watched her rip Vernon apart. His organs spilled out onto the floorboards with pieces of flesh and bone. Blood flowed like a river causing the carpet and floorboards to be stained red. His head bounced onto the floor like a basketball with his eyes torn out. I chuckle at the sight and spoke as my aunt stood panting, "That'll take ages to clean up if I don't use magic. Is there a forested area close by that we can dump the body? I'm sure the forest animals will enjoy the snack."

She looked at me slowly and nodded, "Yes there is. I need to get cleaned up before we take the body there."

I nod before asking, "Where is the little whale? I would have thought he would have appeared earlier."

"Currently with his friends," She replied before turning and heading upstairs.

I watch her go before I quickly sealed the body into a scroll and used my magic to get rid of the ridiculous amount of blood. I created a clone of Vernon as Petunia walked downstairs. She looked at me in surprise and I say, "Learning new things help a lot. Now shall we go on a little relative bonding?"

She chuckled and led me out of the house. We got into the car and drove to the nearby forest. We went into the deepest part before I unsealed the body. We decided to make it look like we had been out there for hours so we created a fire and sat down. Kiyo appeared with Yukina a few moments after we sat down, so I leaned against Yukina while running my fingers over Kiyo's fur. Petunia looked between us and said, "Tell me your story. I wish to know what to expect now."

I nod and gave her the whole story. I used my powers to provide visuals. I made sure to stick to the important parts and at the end it was late at night. We made our way out of the forest and Petunia called the police. We both made ourselves look frantic though it was hard to keep up my facade. I created an illusion over Yukina while Kiyo merged with me. Yukina now looked like a large huskey. The police asked a lot of questions and we gave a few answers. They went into the forest and found Vernon's remains. They sent them to the forensics lab and Petunia drove us home. She looked rather happy as Yukina groaned about being stuck in the form of an idiotic dog. I replied that Inukai was a dog Zoan. She glared at me, "So what if he's a dog Zoan? I'm a fucking Hawk Zoan!"

"Does it really matter?" Petunia asked causing Yukina to freeze, "You both turn into animals though they may differ. Huskies are almost like wolves so it shouldn't matter too much,"

"Still it's so tiny!" Yukina whined causing me to roll my eyes, "I feel like I'm never going to be the right size! I feel so...so...so..."

"Insecure?" I supplied causing her to nod.

"Yeah!" She then froze before looking at me with a furious glare, "I am not insecure you fucking bitch! I'm just disturbed by being so tiny and fluffy,"

"Yukina it's just an illusion," I reminded her causing her to freeze and me to look at her incredulously, "You couldn't tell the difference? Oh dear fates! You could tell the difference,"

I began to laugh while filing this away for blackmail. She would have pounced on me had we not been in a car, so she settled for growling at me. I gave her a smirk before leaning back and letting my hand curl around my ring. My fingers went over the little bumps and I sighed before closing my eyes. Petunia spoke after a few moments, "What exactly was he like? The man you fell for."

"He's...an ass," I say with a slight smirk as I open my eyes, "He doesn't like taking orders, but has no problem giving them. He's sadistic, but that let's us bounce ideas off of each other," I smirk at some of the things we did together, "He cares about his Nakama and would do anything to keep them safe...well unless they piss him off," I shook my head at the stupid shit those idiots did sometimes, "He had a dark past, but so did I...we just...fit together. He even shows me a side of himself that very few people can see,"

"You really like him," Petunia commented causing me to nod, "What exactly does he look like?"

"Tan skin even though the bastard is under the water most of the time," I grumble and wonder how the hell he can still have tan skin like that, "He has a lot of tattoos and long fingers that are amazing," I blush at the thought of some of the things they did before shaking my head to get it out of the gutter, "He wears a special hat that's white with spots on it though I like his old one better," Why he wouldn't let me have it, I will never understand, "He has steel colored eyes that somehow darken into a light golden color when he's pissed off sometimes," I wonder if it was from being with me or an effect of us mixing our energy so many times, "His hair is black as night with bits of dark blue mixed in that not many can see unless it's in the right light or he takes off his hat. His hair is spiky though it's soft since he doesn't put gel or anything in it. He smirks a lot, but when he smiles it's amazing. I like seeing him smile more than when he smirks, but either way he's awesome,"

"How old is he?" She asked causing me to blink.

"He's 27...we ended up spending a year searching for the Raftel after taking Doflamingo down," I murmured flinching slightly at the reminder of Dressrosa and the Donquixote family, "During that year a lot of things happened,"

"Yeah," Yukina murmured sadly, "A year of dealing with the loss of Isis..."

My eyes reclose as the pain of the loss ran through me. I bit my lip as I tried to keep away from those memories. It's times like this I needed Law because he always helped keep the memories from hurting. My fingers clench tighter around the ring making me glad that it was reinforced with seals and runes. I can't believe that bastard got me to forge my own engagement ring without me knowing. I really needed to slap him for that, but I think making him do a shit load of work on his seals when I see him will suffice. I sighed as the car slowed to a stop in the driveway. Dudley stood in the doorway while Petunia got out with me. I helped Yukina out of the car before giving the whale boy a once over. He was still fat and ugly as sin though I think he might actually look diffrent once Petunia removed the seals on him. Petunia had adorned an illusion to make her look like the same old horse faced bitch she had been. I gave her a nod before I headed up to my old prison cell. She would explain things to the idjit while I got some well deserved sleep. I quickly pulled out a bunch of blankets and pillows before making my bed on the floor. I would replace the bed as soon as possible, but for now it was unneeded. I closed my eyes as I laid down only to open them again at the sound of tapping. I groan and rose from my bed as my eyes opened. Yukina growled softly as Kiyo blearily opened her eyes. I look at the window and blink in shock before opening it. Hedwig swooped in with a letter clutched into her talons. I took the letter before using my magic to clean off her perch, fill her food and water bowls, and give her some energy. She hooted in happiness and I sat down on my bed while Kiyo and Yukina greeted her. I opened the letter and found that it was from Hermione. I read it aloud for my companions to hear:

Dear Kaileara,

KAI! You're back. Do you know how worried I was? How worried everyone was? I tried to find you, but I couldn't. Luna was the only one not freaking out with your disappearing act. She wouldn't tell us where you went only that when you came back you would be diffrent and that we needed to train. Kai where have you been?

Hope to see you soon,
Hermione.

I gave a raised eyebrow before shaking my head. Hermione usually wrote longer letters, but it made me wonder how she knew I was back. Luna must have told everyone, but still. I sigh and shake my head before laying down. Yukina asked, "Are you going to send a letter?"

"Yeah, but who's going to deliver it?" I ask causing her to look at me pointedly, "Do you even know where Hermione lives?"

"Kai I found Ace in the new world when we've only been there twice," She huffed, "All I need is to get the scent off that letter and I'll find her,"

"Alright," I agree before taking out a pad of paper, a quill, and some ink, "Give me a few moments,"

I finished the letter though it was slightly long before giving it to Yukina. She sniffed the letter and found a trace of Hermione's magic to follow before taking off. I watched her go before laying down and giving Kiyo permission to tell Hedwig everything. I closed my eyes and was lost to the world of the living as I cast protection charms on my prison. I let myself fall into the that never was as my memories crashed down on me.

With Hermione

I laid in my bed as I stared at the ceiling. Luna had told everyone Kai was back using the journals we all got from Fred and George, but Kai hasn't contacted anyone in our little group. Could she have changed so much that she doesn't care about us anymo-

Tap! t-t-TAP!

An owl? I turn my head and found a pure white hawk tapping on my window. A letter clutched in it's talons. I got out of bed while wonder who in their right minds would send a hawk before sighing and opening my window. The hawk flew in and was actually bigger than I thought it would be. It was about two times the size of a red-tail hawk, but it had the snowhawk coloring. It gave me a look that shouted 'take the damn letter and stop staring at me'. I took the letter and the hawk hopped over to the window. It didn't leave so that meant it was waiting for a reply. I opened the letter and felt like face palming:

HELLO HERMY!

Yeah I am back and better than ever! I'm sorry I didn't contact you sooner, but Dumbles was way too annoying! He kept me from leaving the castle until, in his words not mine, "You are not in danger of harming everyone" Which is complete and utter bull since Vernon just died, but I didn't kill him! Petunia did and it was awesome to watch. We dumped the body in the woods and Yukina told me that not even the crows would touch it. That man was so disgusting, but he's gone now. Dumbles was a bad boy and created a necklace that-

"How in the name of all that is good does she expect me to read this?" Hermione asked aloud while looking at the hawk, "How exactly can she sound so...so..."

"High?" A voice asked causing me to nod before freezing, "Relax I'm the hawk on the window,"

I gave the hawk a look and it shrugged, "How in the world-You know what I don't give a fuck anymore. Kai will always do the impossible so it doesn't."

The hawk laughed and shook it's head, "I like you. The names Yukina."

"Hermione Granger," I reply before asking, "Any chance she'll actually give me a proper explanation?"

"When you see her again," The hawk replied.

"When will that be?" I ask causing the hawk to shrug.

"Your choice though she is planning to head to Gringotts soon. Said something about wanting to find an island to live on," Yukina the hawk muttered the last part.

"Why does she want to live on an island?" I ask in curiosity while taking out some parchment and a pen, "She's never said anything like that to me,"

"She loves the sea and wishes to be close to it," The hawk replied cryptically, "You'll find out more when Kaileara speaks with you,"

I sigh before writing down a reply. The hawk nodded to me before taking it and flying off. I watched its path and shook my head. Kaileara is going to drive me insane. Wait I think she's already done it. I really need a drink.

Kaileara POV

I blink open my eyes as sunlight streamed into the room. Damn I hate when I have to wake up like this. I yawned and stretched out a little causing my back to pop multiple times. I hummed a little before sitting up. I look to see Kiyo still sleeping along with Hedwig. I shook my head before standing up and grabbing some clothes. I decided not to chance being walked in on and opened up one of my pocket spaces. I still wonder how I actually made a portable hot spring that wouldn't weaken me because the water was always moving. I shrug it off and quickly get ready for the day before heading back into my cell. Kiyo jumped onto my shoulder while yawning before we headed downstairs. I yawned and paused as I smelt the scent of Bacon. Hm someones already cooking? Good I don't have to. I head into the kitchen and found Petunia standing at the stove with piles of food on the table. My stomach growled and Petunia chuckled before saying, "Go on and eat. Dudley should be down soon."

I nod and quickly dove into my breakfast. While I didn't eat like my brothers, I still ate a shit load due to the calories I burnt while using my powers. It's one of the reasons all devil fruit users eat mountains of food though Chopper usually just ate a shit load of candy. I ate my fair share of sweets...well more than my fair share, but yeah. I hummed after filling my belly with Kiyo humming as well. I spoke after a few moments, "Thanks for the food Petunia. Any idea about what we're doing today?"

"We're going to Avalon Alley," She replied causing me to look at her in confusion, "It's a place that can be accessed anywhere in the world by a group of doorways,"

"How are we going to find one of these doorways?" I ask with my eyebrows scrunched together.

"I just need to create one in the backyard," She replied causing me to stare at her in disbelief, "I happen to have a high amount of magical pull due to being an Evans, so I can create a doorway anytime I want,"

"So...we're basically going to wing it?" I ask causing her to shake her head.

"Never mind," She sighed before I heard the door open, "Ah Dudley good morning,"

I turn and felt my eyebrow twitch. Dudley's straw colored hair was now a deep russet color with a few streaks of gold. His eyes were now a bright emerald with specks of purple in them. His skin was rather pale, but he held the same features as Petunia did to show he was a high elf. He was also taller than Law by 7 inches. I stare at him for a few moments before asking Petunia, "Okay what the fuck happened to him?"

"Vernon wasn't his father," Petunia answered causing me to stare at her, "Remember he took me from my mate,"

"Oh...who was your mate?" I ask causing Dudley to nod.

"Yeah who was my dad?" The boy asked before taking a seat at the table.

"He is the lord of the elves in the forest of Grail," I felt my eyes widen as the words left her mouth, "His name is Aegisess Evans as he took our clans name when we married,"

"The forest of Grail was said to be lost over 50 years ago," I murmur in shock, "How?"

"The Forest of Grail was hidden from the wizards because of their greed," Petunia answered, "I will be getting into contact with my mate once I meet with the Goblins of Gringotts,"

"They have a Gringotts in Avalon Alley?" I ask causing her to nod, "Awesome! When can we go? I wanna speak with the Goblin in charge of my account,"

"After Dudley and I finish eating," I nod and get up before heading outside.

I took a seat in the grass and took a deep breath before centering myself. I ignored the world around me and tried to feel out the connections I felt to the others. Luffy and the others were there, but it was strained. I growled under my breath and looked for the ones that connected me to my group of friends from here. Hermione's and the others glowed brightly causing me to smile. I gently touched Luna's and felt the connection between us open. I felt her shock as I murmur, "Hello Fae Childe."

"You're back Lunar Divide," She replied causing me to chuckle, "You're adventures looked like fun,"

"They were, but it seems that I am stuck here," I reply with a sigh, "Fill me in on everything,"

She did as I had ordered and a sigh left me as she told me about what happened. In return, I showed her everything that had happened to me. She gave a small laugh, "It seems you never get a break Kai."

"I know, but at least I will no longer be separated from my Nakama once all this shit is over," I then shake my head, "Luna do you think there is a way for them to come here?"

"Perhaps, but it's up to the spirits and the fates," She replied causing me to nod, "The moon and the sea will help us Kai so don't worry. I really want to meet this Chopper and Bepo. They sound so amazing,"

"Agreed," I murmur before closing the connection.

I got up and stretched before look around to see Yukina flying towards me. I held out my arm and took her weight as she landed before taking the letter from her. She jumped off my arm and shifted into her wolfen form with a sigh. I open the letter and smile as I read it aloud:

Dear Kaileara,

Honestly I couldn't even finish the letter you sent me. You sounded like a kid on a sugar high. I want the whole story, but I will wait until we see each other. You really need to stop being so vague because it's giving me a headache. Oh and please tell me that I'm not going crazy. Did the hawk really talk and tell me her name is Yukina? Any way, reply soon and remember the damned Journals Fred and George got everyone.

See ya soon,
Hermione.
P.S: DO NOT CALL ME HERMY!

I chuckle and shook my head before tossing the letter into my pocket space. I gave Yukina a raised eyebrow and ask, "Did you really talk to her?"

"Yup," Replied Yukina with a snicker, "She said and I quote, 'You know what I don't give a fuck anymore. Kai will always do the impossible so it doesn't.'. I like the little spit fire,"

"Good because she's a good friend," I reply before looking up as Petunia and Dudley appear, "Ready to go?"

"Yes give me a few seconds to open the doorway," Petunia replied before murmuring something in an unknown language.

I watch with a raised eyebrow as a gilded gate appeared before shrugging. I've seen more impressive things than that on a daily basis when I was traveling with my Nakama. I gave Petunia a raised eyebrow when she looked at me with expectations, "What? This isn't that impressive."

"What are you talking about?" Dudley asked causing me to snort, "It just appeared out of no where, is floating just two inches above the ground, and is made of gold! How is that not impressive?"

"Elfling I've seen impressive," I reply with a lazy smirk, "I've seen monsters that would make you wet your bed, people do things that will kill a normal human, seen someone turn into a fucking cheetah man, hell I've even see a massive bell made of gold, and I've seen islands with weather that is so fucked up it isn't even funny," I snort at the look on his face, "I've seen things that are way more impressive than this. This is a mere parlor trick that my old teacher, Master Valkyrie could do with more flare and a better design," I then ask, "Can you top that?" He shook his head, "Didn't think so," I gave Petunia a raised eyebrow, "Shall we? I wanna meet with the Goblin's as soon as possible,"

She nodded and led us through the door. I walked lazily through the corridor that popped up as the door closed with a snap. Yukina and Kiyo gave the corridor a curious look before shrugging. I didn't blame them because Pops probably couldn't fit in it. We soon left the corridor and I had to whistle at the sight below us. A large bizarre sat in front of us filled to the brim with various things magicals could use. Petunia smiled and said, "Welcome to Avalon Alley. You can find anything you want here."

I shook the shock off before heading towards where I could see the Goblins in the distance. Yukina and Kiyo walked on either side of me causing many to stand back. I smiled at that fact and decided that it was a good idea for the two to come with me. Petunia and Dudley quickly caught up with me though Petunia seemed to be looking for something. I looked around and spotted a few elves standing on the roof tops before disappearing. They're probably going to inform the lord of the Grail of Petunia's return. I felt my curiosity grow at the increase in the watching elves, but squashed it as we reached the bank. The Goblins at the front stared at me and I bowed quickly before saying, "Greetings warriors of the depths. I hope that it will not be a problem for me to bring my guardian and familiar inside with me."

"Greetings child of the moonlands," Replied the goblin on the right with a sharp toothed grin that I returned, "It will be no trouble, but make sure they do not cause trouble,"

I nodded and walked inside. Hm...Child of the moonlands? Perhaps Lady Luna has done more than increase my bond to the moon. I shook my head and headed to an open teller. I waited patiently as the teller sorted through the pure sapphire gems on the desk. He looked up after he was done and asked, "What can I help you with, child of the Moonlands?"

"I wish to speak with the one in charge of my Account," I reply causing the goblin to nod.

"Key?" He asked causing me to sigh.

"I'm afraid my key was taken from me last year," I reply causing the goblin to growl.

"I see then please hold out your hand," He ordered while taking out a dagger and a sheet of paper.

I did as he asked before he slid the dagger across my palm. I watched as he tipped it to the side and saw his eyes widen as my name was written upon the paper in silver streaked crimson letters, but what was added to my name made my eyes widen. Kaileara Lunar D. Trafalgar nee Ashferd nee Potter nee Evans. I stare at the paper with my mouth agape until the Goblin called for someone. What the fuck? Why is Law's last name tagged to mine? I don't have a problem with it, but why? I shook it off as I followed the short Goblin that led me to a large office. The office was made of black stone with a few streaks of red and white. A large fire roared off to the side while an aged goblin sat at a desk made of oak. Well made weapons hung all over the room with bookshelves and drawers. I sniffed the air and could detect a bit of cleaning oil so he must have polished his weapons recently. The goblin looked at me and without prompting I took the illusion on me down. He nodded in approval as I bow and murmured, "Lord Rookfang. I bid you greetings and hope that the blood of your enemies has flowed while your treasures grew larger."

"Child of the moon greetings," He replied, "I hope your scythe has torn your enemies asunder as your treasures flowed like their blood," I smile at that, "Now what is it that you wished to speak to me about?"

"I need a full inheritance test as well as a complete audit on my vaults," I answer before asking, "As well as to why the last name of my lover was tacked onto mine. I do not mind it, but it is a bit disconcerting,"

"The inheritance test will inform us of everything while the audit will be done after we find out which vaults belong to you," Rookfang agreed causing me to sigh, "Please wait here while I get the supplies,"

I nod and went to the chair he pointed to. I sat down with a sigh and leaned back against the chair. I gave Yukina a scratch behind her ear as I murmur, "Why do I feel like shit is going to hit the fan?"

"It probably is with your luck," She replied causing me to sigh.

"I really hate to say it, but I want the others here," I murmured causing both to nod.

Why is it that I had to be brought back here? Why can't I just stay with my Nakama instead of dealing with this shitty destiney?

End of chapter.