Bash At The Beach

After the match...

Tanya: (Disgusted) What the hell is Poison doing here?

Chris: I heard she was rehabilitated.

Tanya: My ass!

Poison: Yo, Lewis! Do you feel good about yourself, beating up a child?

Vanessa: Um... Poison, shouldn't you be at a club sucking dick?

Tanya: Oh wow!

Vanessa: I got no problem beating your ass too!

Poison: You think you're so tough. All them gains you're making. Maybe we should see just how (shoves Vanessa) tough you really are.

Woman: Hey, Poison!

Tanya: It's Master Raven.

Raven: Who the hell do you think you are coming back here starting shit again? Weren't you at some detox place or something?

Poison: Who the fuck is this? First of all, I don't know who did that hair, but it looks like a bunch of black and white dicks on your head!

Tanya: WHOA!

Poison: Interracial harmony at its finest!

Vanessa: Poison, with that mouth of yours, you've made too many enemies. Now you mock Master Raven because of her hair? You know you just made a racist remark to the Nubian. So what are you going to do, Poison, you're gonna fight us both?

Poison: Um... yeah!

Chris: Oh! Poison just fucked up!

Tanya: They got Poison on the ropes, stomping the shit out of her.

Master Raven: Now get your long pink haired booty stanking ass out of here!

Vanessa: You do not want these problems, Poison!

Poison: You two will pay for this...

Master Raven: Oh, really? How much exactly because we're fresh out!

Tanya: Damn! Poison is just leaving the ring in shame.

Chris: Interracial mockery is not tolerated here at Bash At The Beach. Up next, Chun-Li takes on Pai Chan.

Tanya: Don't they look alike?

Chris: There's a lot of similarities, but it's the fighting style that's the difference. Stay tuned.