Disclaimer: South Park doesn't belong to me. You'd know if it did because Christophe would have been in the show after the movie, and it would be full of yaoi.

AN: I hope whoever's reading likes the story so far! Like I said, I wrote this chapter first, and I think it flowed a little smoother, but let me know what you think!

Before we move on to the story, I would just like to give a shout out to symphknot. They were my first review for this story. If you're reading this, I just wanted to let you know how much that meant to me, so thanks for giving me incentive to post the rest of this story.

My second shout out goes to a guest reviewer. I really wish I knew who you were, but I just wanted to let you know that your review hit me really hard! As a new writer, I'd been really anxious all week, checking to see how many people read or reviewed, and I was so ecstatic when I saw yours! I really love Kystophe too, and I feel like there's not enough out there, so that's why I decided for this to be my first published story!

With my schedule, I'll be doing my best to update every Friday. I'd originally planned on every Monday and Friday, but the lack of Wi-Fi at my house is saddening, so I have to go to the library. I'll be at college soon, though, so I won't have to worry about that anymore!

Okay, sorry about the super long AN, carry on with the story!

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Chapter Two: As told by Kenny

Kenny tossed the green rubber ball against the wall, time after time. His face was blank but his mind was bursting at the seams with racing thoughts.

When Kyle came to Christophe's house to pick him up, Kenny had told him that he urgently needed to go to Stan's house. The redhead had offered a ride, but Kenny declined, stating that it wasn't far. He then left Kyle alone with the Frenchman, stating that they needed to discuss something.

The question is, did they?

'Did he tell him?' he wondered. If Christophe did end up telling Kyle how he really felt, then what? What would happen? Would they get together, or would Kyle try to be the good little Jew that his mom's always wanted and do the 'right' thing and stay with his oh-so-lame boyfriend?

There was a really good chance that the latter would occur, but, then again, Kyle could never really resist Christophe.

He wasn't really given a choice.

The young Frenchman knew what he wanted and went after it with a tenacity that Kenny himself admired and understood, and when he finally got what he'd been chasing, he seized it.

And that's just what he would do to Kyle.

He'd been chasing the little redhead for more than half a decade, ever since he came back after dying, and he was ready to take what he saw as his.

Kenny understood that, he really did. Actually, he thought that it would happen sooner.

When Christophe had come back into their lives, he'd made it very clear that Kyle was his, taking over Stan's position of being the most important friend he had. No one had ever thought that it would go further than that, but Kenny knew.

He saw the longing glances the older boy sent Kyle's way when he thought no one was looking. He saw the lust in his eyes at sleepovers when Kyle would walk into the room in only a towel to get his forgotten clothes, or when Kyle's shirt would rise when he stretched.

He saw the love plain as day on Christophe's face every single day, and everyone else were idiots not to have noticed.

He could tell that Christophe was going to tell Kyle soon, make his move, and he couldn't wait to see the outcome.

And then Kevin came along.

To anyone else, he was probably seen as a sweet young man who was Kyle's first boyfriend. To Kenny and Christophe, however, he was the little bitch who fucked up their plans. Yes, that's right, their plans. While Kenny didn't hold any romantic designs on Kyle anymore (who'd wanna go up against Christophe in anything?), he did hold some obsession with them being together.

But even Kevin didn't stop Christophe. He felt that it was his right to have Kyle, and Kenny couldn't really refute those claims. Hell, even Kyle couldn't deny it (not that he'd asked him).

So they came up with a plan, one guaranteed to make all right and throw Kyle into Christophe's arms. Simply put, Christophe was going to make himself vulnerable, showing Kyle that he wasn't just the hard mercenary. He had feelings, and those feelings were for Kyle.

However, that was supposed to happen a few hours ago, and he knew Kyle was supposed to be on a date with Kevin tonight, which would give the two schemers time to regroup if their plan didn't work.

So that brought Kenny to where he was now, which was Stan's bedroom, waiting for Christophe to text him.

He was about to tell Stan that he was leaving when Kevin walked in.

"Hey Stan. Kenny. Have you seen Kyle? We were supposed to be going out tonight, but I can't get ahold of him."

"Yeah, dude, I texted him a while ago, but that was when he was on his way to Christophe's. That's the last I heard from him."

Kenny froze. Kyle wasn't with them, and he wasn't with Kevin . . .

A smirk snuck across his face and he was glad that he wasn't facing them, because he would hate to have to explain.

'Way to go, Christophe. Operation Kystophe is a success!'

"Alright. Well, I'm gonna head over there. What's taking him so long?" Kevin wondered as he left the room.

Kenny waited until he heard Kevin's footsteps fade, then the front door slam shut behind him.

Then he burst out laughing hysterically.

"What the hell is so funny, dude?"

"Really? Don't act like you don't know, Stan," he said, with tears streaming down his face.

When all he got in return was a look of confusion, . . . he laughed even harder.

"Oh my god! Stan, you're supposed to be Kyle's best friend, how can you not know? Or did Kylie not tell you? Is that it?" Kenny said mockingly.

"Shut up!"

"Aww, is little Stanley feeling left out? Poor baby."

"Kenny, shut the fuck up and just tell me what the fuck is so funny!" Stan was breathing hard, furious with Kenny's taunts.

Kenny wiped his eyes, little bursts of laughter still trickling out.

"Christophe was supposed to tell Kyle that he loves him today, so, if – "

"Wait a damn second! What do you mean, Christophe loves Kyle? Dude, what are you even talking about?"

Kenny's laughter cut off instantly, and he stared at Stan, astonished and disbelieving that someone who'd called himself Kyle's best friend hadn't noticed the tension-filled interactions between the redhead and the mercenary.

Guess Stan didn't know Kyle as well as he thought.

"Anyway, like I was saying, before I got interrupted, I'm almost one hundred percent sure that Christophe told Kyle that he's in love with him, and I'm equally as sure that Kyle told him that those feelings are reciprocated. If that is the case, then they're probably . . . indisposed." An innocent expression spread across Kenny's face, though it wouldn't fool even Butters.

Stan, with an understandably skeptical expression, asked, "Ken? What do you mean, indisposed?"

The faux-innocent expression on Kenny's face disappeared, instantly morphing into the filthiest smirk the other boy had ever seen.

"Why, Stanley, I mean that, when Kevin goes over to Christophe's house to get Kyle, there's a pretty good chance that Christophe's gonna be fucking Kyle like there's no tomorrow."

At Stan's wide-eyed, shocked stare, Kenny burst out laughing again, peals of gleeful giggles echoing through the house.

Downstairs, Stan's mother smiled, glad that her son had such positive friends.

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AN: Okay, well, in my opinion, this one was better than the first, though that one was much longer. Review and let me know what you think! I'm thinking of doing one last chapter, maybe two, and I'll be getting the next one out soon!