Bash At The Beach
Main Event: Katarina Alves vs Black Canary
Tanya: Dinah Lance, aka Black Canary is coming to the ring right now and she looks pissed.
Chris: If it's that tag match,...
Black Canary: What we just witnessed was garbage!
Tanya: You're damn right it was!
Black Canary: Who in the holy mother of nipple fuck sleeps during a wrestling match? I can see why Nitara was pissed off and I don't blame her. Know this, Washington, me and Katarina are here to entertain...
Chris: Eliza just smacked Canary from behind with a kendo stick!
Tanya: Someone get this crazy bitch out of here!
Chris: Here comes the Calvary, Jade and Katarina. Nina is outside with a chair.
Tanya: Beat the shit out of her! Yeah!
Chris: Damn, Tanya!
Tanya: Hey! You can't tell me you don't love it.
Chris: You're right. They got Eliza out of the ring and threw her towards Nina, who smacked her with the chair.
Nina: Eliza, you already ruined one match. You will not ruin this one! You are hereby suspended for 6 weeks! For fucks sake, get some fucking help!
Tanya: Well said, Nina. Her and Jade escorted the now unconscious Eliza out of the ring.
Black Canary: Let's try this again. Katarina and I are here to entertain. If one of wins, one of us will be facing that lovely lady in yellow, Tanya in two weeks in Jamaica.
Tanya: That's right. I'm ready, baby.
Black Canary: Combat is all about controlling conflict.
Katarina: I won't hold back, Canary.
Black Canary: I would hope not.
Chris: Here we go with the main event. Katarina has some nice kicks just like Canary.
Tanya: Beware of her Canary cry, Chris. She is known for busting eardrums and as well as busting asses.
Chris: Very true. Canary took her down with a nice takedown. Katarina is an user of Savate, which is a really nice fighting style.
Tanya: I love Canary's kicks. This is the woman who can kick ass and look damn good doing it.
Chris: Don't discount Katarina. A body like hers...
Tanya: Did you see the way she licked her lips?
Chris: That could get you all hot and bothered. Both are trading blow after blow until Canary found a opening with a arm flip and a flipping senton to go with it. She only got a 2 from the pin.
Tanya: This is a technical type match right here.
Chris: Exactly. These girls know what they're doing..
Tanya: They know what's at stake here. A shot at my title in Jamaica.
Chris: Nice neckbreaker by Canary. Nina Williams joins us.
Tanya: Nina, what brings you here?
Nina: We just got done kicking Eliza's ass. She already ruined the previous match. This one turns out to be much better.
Chris: It's become a technical type match.
Nina: Just the way I like it? I'm a technical fighter myself.
Tanya: Especially during your match with Sarah Bryant.
Nina: Sarah is as technical as all get out.
Chris: Canary on the top and a missile dropkick.
Nina: You may want to cover your ears, guys, because you never know when her Canary cry will come out.
Tanya: So far, she hadn't done it yet, but good advice.
Chris: Look at the legs on Katarina! Incredibly fast.
Tanya: Canary may be done for.
(Canary Cry)
Chris: There it is! The Canary Cry. This one's over! There's the pin, 1,2... Oh! So close...
Tanya: Man! My ears are still ringing.
Nina: I warned you.
Chris: Katarina is stunned, ears ringing still. Canary has the small package pin 1,2,3! Here's your winner, Black Canary!
Tanya: I better get some earplugs.
Chris: You think those will help?
Tanya: Probably not.
Nina: Canary is coming to you.
Black Canary: Well, Tanya, you and me, for the championship in two weeks in Jamaica. Make sure your hearing comes back before then.
Tanya: I will see you there.
Chris: And now, Washington DC we say goodbye to you as we head to New Zealand for the next show this Saturday. Thanks for joining us.