Alex Pov.
I walked down the stairs and into the living room with the box and the Akatsuki. I looked into the box and saw them looking at me, I looked at Lemonade or in other words Deidara. I picked him up and he glared a little at me "Look, I'm really sorry. I'm gonna change you back next as sorry, okay?" his glares softened and he nodded, I smiled and looked at the others "I'm gonna change you guys back too, I'm just gonna take him with me first" they nodded and Perv hissed at me.
My eyes narrowed at him "You're gonna be last" some of them snickered and Perv hissed and trashed around even more, I smirked and saw Lemonade laughing at him. I giggled and took him with me changing him, Pain told him all the rules and he nodded. Leader-sama changed him back and I waited for him at the extra room for his stuff "Here I am un" I looked at him and smiled "Sorry again, you really did freak me out" he nodded and smiled back.
"It's okay, un" I looked into the box and took the clothing "It's my size un" he said, I nodded "I have a pert time job as model, you learn a lot from just one look at someone" he nodded and went back. Of course I told Pain that Hidan should be last. Next was Sasori, then Itachi who stayed here a little longer to ask some questions, then Kisame, Tobi, Zetsu and Kakuzu.
"Um, Kakuzu?" I asked him after he changed, he turned to me "Can you stay in the room when Hidan comes? I think he might try to sacrifice me to Jashin-sama" he sighed but nodded and waited in the room. Hidan walked into the room and I hid behind Kakuzu while Hidan glared at me "Bitch" he muttered, I pointed a finger at him "Ah! No cursing!" he glared at me and I threw his cloths to him and he left grumbling about sacrificing me to Jashin-sama.
"Thank you" I thanked Kakuzu, he nodded and walked away, I put the boxes away but took out some stuff for them just in case they tear them or something else happens with the clothing. I walked out of the room and down the stairs into the living room. I heard giggling and saw Tobi running while Cody ran after him "Tobi and Cody are good boys!" Tobi shouted, I smiled and sat down on the couch between Konan and Itachi. I like to stay close to Konan because she's the safest to be around right now.
"Cody, come here" he stopped and walked to me pouting, I smiled "You can play later, now we have to talk about some stuff" he nodded and I pulled him on my lap, he smiled at every one of them. I looked at Pain and he cleared his throat. "From today on we will stay here with Alex and her brother until we can go back to our world, I already told you all the rules and conditions and Hidan, no sacrificing people" "What?!" he shouted "We have to stay low because we don't know anything about this world and Alex will inform us and tell us about this world" he said, they nodded.
"How did you know about us?" I looked at Sasori as he asked that "Well, you guys are actually fictional characters from an anime" he rose a eyebrow "Cody, can you bring one of your books?" he nodded and ran to his room "In our world you guys and kind of famous. An anime called Naruto about the Nine-tails Jinchuriki and his life, you guys are there too and it's a show that has the purpose as entertainment" he nodded and Cody walked into the room.
"I brought a few with me" I nodded "It's fine" I looked at them and gave some to them, their eyes widened as they looked into the books "See, there are all your fight and deaths" as I said that they all looked at me "We die, un?!" Deidara asked, I nodded "Yeah" I said not really wanting to tell too much. "How do we die?" I looked at Kakuzu.
"You will be killed by Naruto" I looked at Hidan and covered Cody's ears "You will be sliced into pieces and buried alive" I looked at Sasori "You will be killed by a girl called Sakura but she will have help from your grandmother" his eyes widened just a little but it disappears just as fast as I came. I looked at I looked at Kisame "You commit suicide to protect the Akatsuki's secrets" he blinked and I looked at Deidara "You will blow yourself up as a last recourse to kill Sasuke" his eyes widened "Did I kill him?!" he asked me, I gulped "No" "Dang un!" he shouted.
I looked at Itachi "You will be killed by Sasuke" he didn't show any emotion he just nodded, I looked at Konan "You will be killed by someone but I can't tell you who, but you die after Pain dies" her eyes widened a little bit and I looked at Pain "You will die after releasing a jutsu" I looked at Zetsu "You don't die yet, I'm not that far" he nodded and I looked at Tobi "And you survive" he nodded running around wildly "Yey, Tobi is a good boy!"
"What?!" I looked at Deidara "He survives and we all die?!" he asked, I nodded leaning a little back, he grumbled something as "Damn that Tobi, I'm gonna blow him up, un" I shook my head 'I have to change the subject' I thought "Anyways, you guys will stay with us, so I will have to show you your rooms" they nodded "I don't have enough rooms for everyone to be alone, so you will have to share with your partner" they nodded and followed me.
We walked into the hall and I lead them upstairs to the rooms, luckily I bought a house with a lot of rooms. They were intended for mine and Cody's friends that would maybe sleep over, but it seems that we will have a few people stay over for who know how long. I walked to the first room "Deidara and Sasori can take this room" they nodded and walked in.
"Hidan and Kakuzu can take that room, it's the farthest from Cody's because I don't want him to catch any curse words" They nodded but Hidan walked in grumbling. I walked to the next door which was next to mine and Cody's "Konan can have this one" I said, she nodded and walked in, the next one was next to mine, I would like to keep Cody's room between mine and Konan's just to be safe, so the next one was next to mine "Kisame and Itachi can take the next one, mine is next to yours" they nodded and walked in.
I turned to Zetsu "I don't know if you sleep, but you can still have a room" he shook his head "No, it's alright. Yeah, we can sleep wherever we want" I smiled "I don't know if it will make things better but we have a garden, you're free to use it" he smiled and disappeared into the ground, I walked to the next room "Tobi, you can have this room" he nodded and ran into it "Yey, Tobi is a good boy, Tobi get's a room all to himself!" he shouted and I walked to the last room "Pain, you can have this room, it's the biggest" he nodded.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I call you Pain all the time! I will call you Leader-sama from now on" I said and was about to walk away "No" I stopped and turned to him, he walked into his room and glanced at me "You can call me Pain" he said, I nodded and he closed the door. I felt my cheeks heat up, just a little and smiled walking into the kitchen to prepare dinner.
I made spaghetti with Bolognaise sauce. They suddenly appeared and I didn't have much time to make more things nor I have enough recourses because of the move so I made spaghetti "Dinner is ready!" I shouted and heard two pair of feet running down the stairs excitedly. I smiled knowing who it is, Cody and Tobi ran inside exited. "Tobi is hungry! Tobi is a good boy!" he shouted and sat down.
Cody did the same and as everyone began to walk into the kitchen he beamed "YEY! Alex made spaghetti, your spaghetti is the best!" he shouted and dug in smearing the sauce all over his face. "Cody, eat slower" he nodded and ate slower but his face was still a mess from the sauce.
"Oh Zetsu!" he blinked at me as I pulled up a piece of raw steak "Here! Raw stake!" he smiled and took the steak and walked away. I put the plate away and saw everybody sitting with enough space. I'm lucky I bought the special table, it had enough space for 8 people and when you slid open the sides you get space for 6 more people, so I have space for 14 people.
"What's spaghetti?" Konan asked me, I smiled and also sat down "It's Italian dough that they press through a machine that makes it like that. You cook it and make a sauce and there you go, spaghetti" I said, she nodded and everybody looked first at Cody who was devouring his and ate themselves.
My eye twitched 'They thought I poisoned it and looked at Cody for confirmation if it's edible!' I thought and sighed. "Damn, this is so fucking good!" I glared at Hidan "No cursing!" I said, he glared at me "You bit-" he got interrupted by Pain "Hidan! We had an agreement and you should keep to it!" he said sternly.
I looked at him with a little wide eyes 'Wow' I thought, Hidan glared at him and grumbled some words luckily inaudible to Cody.
"He's right un! This is really good! Yeah!" I blushed a little and smiled "Thank you" I saw Pain and Itachi glaring at Deidara and I looked at them confused 'Did he say something wrong? He just complimented on my cooking' I thought but returned to my plate. Normally only Cody compliments me on my cooking so I'm a little shy when others eat it and compliment me.
I looked around and saw Tobi looking at his food "Um, Tobi?" I asked, he looked at me "You can eat in the other room if you don't want anyone to see you" he nodded and took the plate. He skipped out of the kitchen and into the living room. I jumped as I heard a high pitched kind of girly scream.
"DON'T KILL TOBI! ZETSU-SAN, TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" Tobi screamed running up the stairs and into his room. A loud bang told me than he has arrived at his destination. I sighed.
After dinner Konan helped me with the dishes and asked me to help her a little with cooking since she has a little trouble. CRASH
I Jumped and ran into the living room to see that Hidan broke a glass vase with flowers. I saw Cody there "Cody, back off! There is glass!" I said, he nodded and took some steps away from it. "Fuck you Lollipop!" Hidan shouted and I glared at him "No cursing!" I said.
I walked up to the glass and began to gather the pieces, I looked to my side and saw Itachi picking up some pieces too. He looked at me and nodded, I smiled at him and we continued while Hidan got beat up by Kakuzu.
After everything was cleaned up we all sat down on the couches and watched TV. Kisame had the remote and turned on some opera about the little Mermaid. The others were either very annoyed or looked very angry or sick while Tobi looked at it like he's in a trance. I felt someone tugging on my shirt and saw that it was Cody. I picked him up and sat him down on my lap.
"What is it?" I asked him, he looked at the others and a little longer at Hidan making me raise an eyebrow. "Um… what does Fuck mean?" I stiffed, and heard a BAM. Apparently Kisame dropped the remote control after he heard what Cody asked me. I looked at him with wide eyes and the others along with me turned to glare at Hidan.
"What?! I didn't do any fucking thing!" he said, my eyebrow twitched and I turned to Cody with a calm expression. I could feel the others looking at me, waiting to hear my reply.
"Cody," I began very calmly "That is a very bad word, you must not say that word, you're not a bad boy are you?" I asked him and we heard a shocked gasp "Oh no! Is Cody a bad boy?! But he's a good boy!" Tobi shouted running around "Tobi is a good boy along with Cody!" he shouted.
Cody's eyes widened and he turned to me with watery eyes "I-I'm sorry! I didn't mean to be a bad boy!" he said, I smiled and hugged him "It's okay, you're not a bad boy. Just don't listen to any words that Hidan sais and you will be fine!" he nodded and the others sighed relieved.
I glared at Hidan. I don't want another Hidan running around here and definitely not Cody. He glared at me "What Bitch?! I didn't do anything fucking wrong!" he said, the others glared at him and Cody gasped.
"He said another bad word!" Cody said looking at me, I nodded "Yes, you see Hidan is a bad boy because he curses" Cody nodded and glared at him "No cursing" Cody told Hidan with a small pointer finger raised to make a point and teach him a lesson. The others chuckled at him cuteness. He had little tears that were beginning to form and narrowed eyes. He was also blushing a little because he almost cried and had a pout on his face.
All in all, maximum cuteness. Hidan blinked and was about to say something but stopped. He looked at Cody and opened his mouth to say something but closed it again. He looked like a silver goldfish, correction, silverfish.
"N-nothing" he grumbled and turned back to the TV. I smiled in triumph and Cody did the same, nobody can say no to Cody and even he knows it.
I frowned as I remembered something 'I need to go to the store, they showed up and I used up the rest of the food we had' I thought and sighed 'This might be good to get them more clothing if they stay here longer' I thought and glanced at them. For criminals they sure looked comfortable here, and to hones… they don't look like criminals, they look like a crazy group of funny people.
"Yey!" I looked down at Cody and frowned. I followed his gaze and chuckled, apparently when Kisame dropped the remote control Tobi grabbed it and found Dora the Explorer. "Tobi wants to be Tobi the Explorer!" Tobi shouted, Cody nodded eagerly "Me too! Me too!" he shouted and ran to Tobi and Tobi began to sing along with Cody.
"Tobi! Tobi! Click on Tobi! Tobi! Tobi! Click on Tobi! Hidan no swiping! Hidan no swiping!" Hidan stood up very angry while Kisame and Deidara were laughing "Why the fuuuiiiish am I the frreessshing swiper?!" he asked.
I clasped my hand over my mouth trying to hold my laughter, he wants to curse but can't because of Cody and the dangerous looks he's getting from Kakuzu, Sasori, Itachi, Konan and last but most important, Pain.
"Because you curse, so you're the bad guy!" Tobi shouted "Tobi and Cody are good boys!" he shouted and they ran off somewhere to play.
Chapter 6, done! XD
I looked at the voting again and it sure surprised me. First one of them was leading, then he had double the votes and the other got more votes and now it's even.
I know, but I think I will make another voting and make a time limit. But I will let you guys know when and I won't tell who was leading
I might make him the winner, I don't really know.
I hope you guys like the part with Dora the Explorer, I laughed while writing it and made some pauses to calm down.
I own nothing, no Naruto, no Akatsuki and definitely no Dora the Explorer XD
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