(December, Week 4)
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(Before The Show)
We can see Kyoko Sasagawa in a hospital, wanting to see Tsuna talking to a doctor.
"How's his condition?" Kyoko asked.
"Unfortunately he's in coma right now after what happened to him. I'm sorry but that's all we can do." The doctor answered.
"Tsuna…. Can I see him at least?" Kyoko asked.
"You can see him, but I doubt that he'll woke up from coma in an instant." The doctor answered.
"I don't mind. I just want to see him right now." Kyoko responded.
"Very well. Follow me to his room." The doctor ordered as the two headed to Tsuna's room. Once they arrived, the door opens…
… with Tsuna not on his bed!
"Wait… where did the patient go?" the doctor questioned.
…
(Ring)
(Let It Roll by Divide The Day Plays as the new intro to AWF. Fireworks goes off on the Titantron before the camera circles around the arena, showing many fans holding various signs)
"72 Hours before New Year's Evolution, welcome to the Go Home Editon of AWF Battleline!" Hayato welcomed.
"We're live in Augusta, Georgia, and tonight, as a sneak preview for the upcoming PPV, we got a huge 10 Girl Tag Team Survivor Series Match as our Main Event! And of course, the war between the Chimeras and the Heroes continues as 6 Man Tag Team Match will also take place in this same show!" Wataru announced.
(Take Over by Low IQ 01 Plays)
"This is a 2 on 1 Handicap Match set for one fall! Introducing first, from Neo Japan, he is the AWF Japanese Champion, Domon Kasshu!" Yui announced as the crowd cheers.
"For two weeks in a row, Domon had matches against the members of Team Accel Online where if one of them wins, they'll get a title shot for his AWF Japanese Title." Hayato explained.
"While he managed to beat Haruyuki 2 weeks ago, he ended up losing to Kirito last week, thus earning the SAO Main Lead a title shot for Domon's belt." Taisuke continued.
(Last Chance Saloon by Deviant and Naïve Ted Plays)
"And his opponents, the team of Arita Haruyuki and Kirigaya Kirito, Team Accel Online!" Yui announced as the crowd boos.
"After conquering the Tag Team Division instantly after their debuts, Team Accel Online has decided to go and get something that are even bigger, and one of those things is the Japanese Championship." Hayato explained.
"72 hours before the PPV, these two gets a chance to worn Domon out in this Handicap Match. If they succeed, Kirito's mission to win the Japanese title will be much more easier." Taisuke continued.
(Bell Rings)
Haruyuki starts first for the team. Haru and Domon stares at each other in the middle of the ring until Haru pushes Domon away. Domon then blasts Haru with an Uppercut before Haru blasts Domon with a forearm to the face. The two proceeded to exchange blows onto each other until Haru blinds Domon with a Thumb to the Eye before pushing him onto the ropes. As Haru goes for an Irish Whip, Domon tries to reverse it to no avail before Haru pulls Domon towards him, catches him and plants him with a Belly to Belly Suplex onto the ropes! He then goes for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,…" Domon kicks out.
After Domon rolls to the ring apron and gets up using the ropes, Haru grabs him and goes to Suplex him into the ring, but Domon counters with a Jawbreaker onto the ropes instead. With Haru being stunned, Domon tackles him away with a Slingshot Shoulder Tackle before bouncing off the ropes and charges towards Haru only to get caught before Haru plants Domon down with a Samoan Drop followed by a pin. (1,2,… Domon kicks out) Haru picks Domon up and places him on the ropes before blasting him with a stiff forehand chop to the chest before tagging himself to Kirito. After Haru body slams Domon to the middle of the ring, Kirito nails Domon with a Lionsault before going for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Domon kicks out.
Kirito picks Domon up and gets a punch to the gut instead before Domon Uppercuts Kirito away to the ropes and goes to Clothesline him out of the ring. Kirito however dodges the Clothesline and once Domon turns around, Kirito nails him with an Enzuigiri followed by a Russian Leg Sweep before going for the pin. (1,2,… Domon kicks out) After picking Domon up, Kirito pushes him crashing onto the corner before tagging himself to Haru. After Kirito stomps on Domon several times, Haru squashes him with a running Splash onto the corner followed by a Snapmare and a pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Domon kicks out.
After dragging Domon to the middle of the ring, Haru bounces off the ropes and goes for a Splash, but Domon manages to roll away, sending Haru crashing onto the mat instead! Once the two gets up, they grabbed each other and tried to nail each other with a Suplex until it ends with Domon managing to Suplex Haru onto the corner! Once Haru gets up on the corner, Domon blasts him with a running Uppercut before drilling him with multiple Boxing Jabs! He then lifts Haru up and plants him with a Running Fireman's Carry Slam followed by a pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,…"
Domon rolls himself away from a Double Axe Handle by Kirito! He then kicks Kirito to the gut and throws him out of the ring before turning around and raises his hand, setting up for the Shining Finger (Mandible Claw). Once Haru gets up, Domon nails him with the Shining Finger and after a while, Domon dodges a Springboard Dropkick by Kirito, sending Kirito to hit that Dropkick onto Haru instead! While Haru rolls himself out of the ring, Domon proceeded to nail Kirito with the Shining Finger before throwing him out of the ring! With both members of Team Accel Online outside the ring, Domon bounces off the ropes and knocks both of them down with a Suicide Dive!
"Suicide Dive! The King of Hearts just knocked down two Online Servers with that one!" Wataru reacted.
After entering the ring along with Haru, Domon lifts him up and knocks him with a GTS and with Haru on a sitting position, Domon knocks him down with a Penalty Kick followed by a pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Kirito stops the count with a chair shot!
"Once again, Kirito manages to save his friend from being embarassingly defeated!" Taisuke reacted.
"And now the number's game has been used to it's fullest! They're destroying Domon as much as possible before the PPV!" Wataru pointed as Team Accel Online proceeded to beat Domon down 2 to 1. While Haru opens the chair, Kirito exits the ring and picks up a mic.
"Hey Domon, I just want to say good luck on your title defense this Sunday. I hope you could give me everything you got for that match. Oh wait? You can't give everything that you got? Jeez I wonder why… oh yeah. Hey Haru, mind if you give him a reason to not being able to give me everything that he got?" Kirito ordered as Haru lifts Domon up and Powerbombs him crashing onto the chair! With Domon lying on the remains of the broken chair, Haru proceeded to squash him with a Splash! "Oh wait! That's the reason! Make sure you have a quick recovery Domon because if you're not fully fit, you might kiss that title of your goodbye. Oh wait, even if you did recover, it means jack shit as I'm going to win it anyway, whether you recovered in time or not. See you this Sunday King of Hearts, or should I call you, 'King of Broken Hearts'!" he finished before he and Haru leaves the ring.
"Kirito just sent a message to Domon tonight, and that message could lead to him winning the title this Sunday." Hayato observed.
"Don't underestimate Domon here guys. He'll recover from that beatdown pretty easily. After all, we already took worse bumps in his life." Wataru assured.
(Parking Lot)
We can see a van arriving ot the scene before the male members of the Rookie Revolution appeared on the scene.
"Alright! It's finally here!" Zenjirou cheered as he and the rest of the RR headed towards the van.
"Yes we're the ones who ordered for this." Taiki said to the driver. "Shinji, Zenjirou, take that thing out of this van!" he ordered as Zenjirou and Shinji opens the door… and pulls out a casket. After that, the van leaves.
"Alright, we got the Casket. Now we need the Corpse. Did Shinn and Flit manages to get it?" Taiki questioned.
"They got the body alright. Once they arrive, the Funeral can begin." Shinji answered.
"And they left a message: Stealing a comatose patient from a Hospital is a pain in the butt." Zenjirou continued.
"Whatever. At least we got all the tools for tonight's Funeral." Taiki replied.
"By the way Taiki, remind me again whose funeral are we planning again?" Zenjirou asked.
"Who else? It's none other than the World Champion himself. You know, that guy who sacrified himself to save his girlfriend." Taiki answered. "Not like that matters though, because tonight, once the funeral's finished, I'll be a World Champion without breaking a sweat! Now let's go. Having a casket on a cold night gives me the creeps…" he called as the RR leaves the scene.
(Earlier Tonight)
We can see Daisuke Motomiya talking to Chikaru Minamoto.
"I have to say, this new coat that you and your friends made is great. It is miles better than my previous coat." Daisuke said.
"Glad that you liked it Daisuke. We had a good time making that coat for you." Chikaru replied.
"Really? No wonder I felt warm." Daisuke reacted.
"What makes you say that?" Chikaru questioned.
"Since the 4 of you made this coat… it's like you guys are hugging me to warm me up during a cold winter." Daisuke explained.
"Five." Kagome reminded as she points to Percival.
"Whatever, thanks for helping the girls Percival. You and your unmoving muscles sure helped them a lot." Daisuke thanked sarcasticly.
"You and your imagination Daisuke… come on, let's get ready for your next match." Chikaru called as the trio heading to the ring until they encountered Ryo Akiyama… with a black eye.
"Woah… what just happened to you?" Daisuke questioned.
"I took your suggestion… and got beaten up by almost all the girls in that Academy! Your girlfriend's school are filled with monsters! Monsters I tell you!" Ryo answered.
"Did you sneak into St Miator instead of following Daisuke's advice?" Chikaru asked as Ryo admittingly nods.
"Percival said, you're an dumb pervert." Kagome said.
"I deserved to be called that, even if I didn't see or hear whoever this Percival person is…" Ryo replied.
"Next time, please follow my advice. Granted, most of my advices are useless due to me being an idiot like you in the past, but at least it's better than jumping straight into Chikaru's school without thinking twice." Daisuke reminded.
"Got it bro. And I have to say, you sure had changed a lot these days." Ryo said.
"What do you mean?" Daisuke questioned.
"Well, the old you would ignore me or beat me up in an instant. Now? You're talking to me while giving advice on hooking up with girls around your girlfriend's age. It's amazing." Ryo explained.
"Everyone changes as time flies Ryo. Of course I've changed. Unlike you who's sticking with your Zack Ryder gig." Daisuke replied.
"But I liked my current gig!" Ryo defended. "Still, since you're friendly to me, can we finally be friends?" he asked.
"Eh, why not. I do need more males on my friend list." Daisuke answered.
"Sweet! Thanks bro! You're the best!" Ryo cheered before leaving the scene.
"(Sigh) I felt like a Persona Main Lead right now with this 'Making new friends' stuff…" Daisuke muttered. "Come on girls, time to warm myself up." He called.
"You sure had the guts to order us to follow you Daisuke. Alright, we'll follow you." Chikaru replied before the trio leaves the scene.
(Ring)
(Rainmaker by NJPW Plays)
"This match is set for one fall! Introducing first, from Odaiba, Japan, Daisuke Motomiya!" Yui announced as the crowd cheers. "And his opponent, representing the Celestrial Being, Lockon Stratos!" she announced.
"So far Daisuke scored 4 chicks, 2 new friends and 2 wins in his 'Revived' career as the guy who 'Rains Money on the Stage'. An impressive record if you ask me." Wataru explained.
"Last week he defeated Setsuna F Seiei to score his second victory. And tonight, he'll take on Setsuna's teammate, the Sharpshooter of their group, Lockon Stratos." Taisuke reminded.
(Bell Rings)
The two locked each other on a Collar and Elbow Tie Up until Daisuke pushes Lockon onto the ropes before releasing him on a Clean Break. Lockon then kicks Daisuke to the gut and slams him onto the ropes before drilling Daisuke with several punches to the face. Daisuke then grabs Lockon's throat and slams him onto the ropes before drilling him with several Knife Edge Chops. After Irish Whipping Lockon onto the ropes, Daisuke goes for a standing Dropkick, but Lockon avoids it by using the ropes to stop his tracks before knocking him down with a Shoulder Tackle. Once Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker later, Lockon goes for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,…" Daisuke kicks out.
Lockon picks Daisuke up from behind and puts him on a Waist Lock before setting up for a German Suplex, but Daisuke manages to elbow tackle him away to the face several times before going for a Battering Ram only to get a kick to the face instead. Lockon then grabs Daisuke from behind and plants him onto the turnbuckles with a Russian Leg Sweep before dragging him to the middle of the ring and puts him on a Cloverleaf! As Lockon applies pressure on the hold, Daisuke, seeing that Chikaru is rooting for him, slowly crawls towards the ropes and after a while, Daisuke grabs it, freeing him from the hold before Lockon goes for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Daisuke kicks out.
Lockon grabs Daisuke's legs and sets for another Cloverleaf, but Daisuke manages to kick him away to the face several times instead. Once Daisuke gets up, he nailed Lockon head first onto the ropes with a Flapjack before grabbing him from behind and plants him down with a Belly-to-Back Suplex! Once the two gets up, Daisuke plants Lockon onto the corner with a Spinebuster and once Lockon gets up using the turnbuckle, Daisuke goes for a running Battering Ram. Big mistake as Lockon manages to move away, sending Daisuke shoulder first onto the ring post instead! After waiting for Daisuke to recover and turns himself around, Lockon goes for the Brouge Kick only to have Daisuke dodging it, sending the kick crashing onto the turnbuckle instead! Daisuke then picks Lockon up from behind and plants him with a German Suplex before picking him up again and plants him down with the Rainmaker followed by the pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,3!"
"Here's your winner, Daisuke Motomiya!" Yui announced as the crowd cheers.
"Another win for… wait a minute! It's Setsuna! And he's holding Chikaru hostage!" Hayato reacted as Setsuna from behind captures Chikaru from behind and threatens Daisuke regarding her safety.
"He's still unhappy with his defeat last week! And now he's planning to use Chikaru to release his frustuations." Wataru pointed. As Daisuke demanded Setsuna to let Chikaru go, Lockon from behind turns him around, lifts him up and plants him down with an Air Raid Crash!
"It's a trap! Setsuna manages to use Chikaru to distract Daisuke, thus allowing Lockon to strike on Daisuke!" Taisuke reacted.
After letting Chikaru go, Setsuna enters the ring and picks Daisuke up, allowing Lockon to knock him out with a Brouge Kick! While Setsuna pushes Daisuke out of the ring and towards Chikaru and Kagome, Lockon leaves the ring and grabs a mic.
"Hey Daisuke. Don't get too cocky because you got a Student Council President and a Loli on your side. And don't get too cocky for beating both of us either. Maybe you kicked our asses one by one, but can you beat both of our asses at once? Let me say it, this Sunday, it's going to be you against me and Setsuna in a Handicap Match! Beat us and your streak, along with your girls and that teddy bear, lives. You lose, your so called 'Revival' is put to a halt while we will move on to something bigger while bragging about the fact that destroyed a former World Champion. What do you say Digidestined of 'No One Cares'?" Lockon challenged.
"Do you think that Daisuke would be scared of you two? Well think again! He came to me to make me as his manager and he returned to this company to 'revive' himself for a reason. Since you knocked his voice box off, allow me to say what he's trying to say: I accept our challenge!" Chikaru responded as the crowd cheers.
"Looks like Daisuke got himself his first challenge as a 'Good Guy' this Sunday as he takes on both members of the Celestrial Being in a Handicap Match!" Wataru announced.
"Daisuke wins, his journey continues. But if he loses, he can kiss his journey goodbye. A former World Champion losing to guys like the Celestrial Being shall shatter his image into oblivion." Taisuke explained.
(Backstage)
We can see the RR Girls, Blaze Railguns and Haruhi Suzumiya talking to each other regarding tonight's Main Event.
"I can't believe that we have to team up with you girls…" Ruki said is disgust.
"And I can't believe that I have to team up with all of you." Haruhi replied.
"Listen, I know our egos and agendas are too big to be fit into one room, but can we at least team up just for one night? We do have common enemies you know?" Misaka suggested.
"Biri-Biri's right. As much as I hated teamming up with you girls, at least destroying our opponents would make us satisfied." Asuka replied.
"I would appriciate it if you don't call me 'Biri-Biri'…" Misaka reminded.
"Meh, whatever you say Miss Railgun and her tiny friend." Asuka replied.
"Maybe I'm tiny, but at least I archived more than you ever could!" Shana reminded.
"What did you archive Miss Flat Firestarter? 4 Tsundere Wonders? Burned down the drain because of your own ego. Divas Champion? Please, that title worths nothing, even if that Palmtop Tiger had a 21-0 Winning Streak on her record. Fact is, you, along with your friend and Miss SOS Cheerleader here are nothing compared to us RR members." Asuka replied.
"Me? Nothing compared to you girls? Please! Who won multiple Womens titles in various companies? You're looking at her right here!" Haruhi reminded before Misaka shoots an electric coin straight onto a vending machine, shutting everyone up.
"Guys, please, just team up and destroy our common enemies for once. After this, we'll never cross paths with each other ever again." Misaka begged.
"For now, let's go with what this 'Biri-Biri' just said. But let me warn you girls. If any one of you screwed up during our match, there will be hell to be paid." Ruki reminded.
"Whatever you say Your Highness the Digimon Queen. Whatever you say… Now let's get out of here" Shana responded as she and Misaka leaves the scene. The RR then looked at Haruhi.
"RR or not, you guys doesn't scare me one bit. I'll be a Womens Champion again and I'll do anything to hold that title again." Haruhi said before leaving the scene.
"Well, if we destroyed our opponents tonight, we might get a Double Funeral." Asuka said.
"A Double Funeral for Tsuna and Nanoha… Triple if you add Sakura… now that would be great. Come on, let's make that Funeral a reality." Ruki called as the RR leaves the scene as well.
(Other Side of the Backstage)
We can see Iori Hida talking with Renton Thurston, Amata Sora, Taichi Yaegashi and Takato Matsuda.
"Thanks for saving us last week Iori. Who knew that you'll be the one to rescue us of all people?" Takato thanked.
"No problem Takato. Besides, I just returned to AWF. And what better way to find something to do in this place than joining you guys in a war against the Chimeras?" Iori replied.
"You're right. At least you're doing something instead of getting paid by doing nothing." Taichi said.
"Listen here Iori, I appriciate your support, but this war is dangerous. Once you enter this group, you cannot run away from this battle." Renton reminded.
"So if you have a girlfriend or a family member to be protected, you might want to think twice about joining this group. If you join, the Chimeras may attack them." Amata continued.
"No worries. I'm still single and my family can protect theirselves. Plus, I have a heart strong enough to withstand the Chimeras' attacks. So please, allow me to help you in your battle." Iori offered.
"If you say so Mr Samurai, sure. Come on Renton, put him on our group." Taichi begged.
"Alright then. Iori Hida, welcome to our group. We definitely need someone like you on our side." Renton welcomed.
"Thanks Renton. I appriciate it." Iori thanked.
"You're welcome. Now let's go, another battle awaits us." Renton called.
"We lost last week and we're not going to lose again tonight, that's for sure. Now let's go." Takato said as the Heroes headed to the ring.
"Up next, 6 Man Tag Team action as the Heroes takes on the Chimeras! Stay tuned folks!" Wataru announced.
(Commercial Break)
(Ring)
We can see Masaru and Iori brawling on the stage while the others are nowhere to be found.
"Welcome back to AWF folks where the fight has already began during the commercial break with the Chimeras firing the first shot!" Wataru welcomed.
"The bell haven't been rung yet and these guys are already wrecking each other apart backstage! And now the brawl is about to be continued here!" Taisuke observed.
After trading blows with Iori, Masaru kicks him to the gut and throws him crashing onto the stage wall before going to throw him off the stage. Iori however manages to push Masaru off the stage and once Masaru gets up, Iori knocks him down with a Double Axe Handle to the face followed by several punches to the face while Masaru is still lying on the floor. Then from behind Seiji and Oga attacks Iori and beats him down on a 2 on 1 Beatdown until Takato from behind attacks Seiji only to get beaten down instead. Seeing that the Chimera Trio are beating Takato and Iori down, Renton charges towards them and knocks them down with a Flying Crossbody off the stage!
"Thank you for using the Eureka Airlines! Now eat a Crossbody by Renton!" Wataru reacted.
Renton picks Masaru up and sets to Suplex him onto the entrance ramp, but Masaru manages to punch Renton's ribs several times before planting him onto the ramp with a Front Suplex! After grabbing a camera from a production crew, Masaru waits for Renton to get up and once he does, he whacks Renton's face with it before turning around and smashes Iori's face with it as well! He then goes to whack the camera onto Takato's face, but Takato manages to stun Masaru with a punch to the gut before Takato picks him up and Suplexes him onto the cold floor! He then picks up the camera and whacks Seiji's face with it before turning around and eats a Low Blow by Oga before Oga plants Takato face first onto the camera with a DDT!
"We might want to turn this match into a Street Fight because the match haven't been started yet!" Taisuke observed.
After lifting Renton up on his shoulder, Oga went towards the ring and sets to crash him back first onto the ring apron. Renton however manages to fight back before planting Oga face first onto the floor with a Flip-Over DDT! He then picks Oga up and sets to Irish Whip him onto the Steel Steps, but as Oga reverses the Whip, Renton leaps to the steel steps and leaps towards Oga before planting him with an Inverted DDT! After throwing Oga back into the ring, Renton sets for a Slingshot Senton only to have Masaru from behind pulling Renton down face first onto the ring apron instead! After Irish Whipping him crashing onto the Steel Steps, Masaru throws Renton back into the ring, allowing Oga to go for the pin.
(Bell Rings)
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Renton kicks out!
Oga picks Renton up and Irish Whips him bouncing off the ropes before planting him with an Arm Drag and puts him on a Shoulder Claw while Renton's on a sitting position. Despite the hold being apllied, Renton slowly manages to get up and elbow tackles Oga away to the face before drilling him with a Savate Kick and Suplexes him crashing onto the turnbuckle! He then goes to a corner and goes for a Baseball Slide only to get knocked down by a Slingshot Shoulder Tackle by Seiji instead! Once Renton rolls himself out of the ring, Seiji sets for a Suicide Dive only to get pulled out of the ring by Takato and Iori instead! After Oga tags himself to Masaru, the Chimeras proceeded to beat Takato and Iori down until Renton, after entering the ring, knocks all three members of the group with a Suicide Dive!
"Another flight has taken off! Once again, thank you for using Eureka Airlines!" Wataru reacted.
After throwing Masaru back into the ring, Renton goes for a Slingshot Senton only to land back first onto Masaru's knees instead! Once the two gets up, Masaru goes for a Lariat only to have it dodged before Renton plants him down with a Spinning Neckbreaker! He then makes a short sprint to the corner and tags himself to Takato as Takato climbs to the top turnbuckle and once Masaru gets up, Takato plants him down with a Missile Dropkick! After knocking Seiji and Oga out of the ring, Takato waits for Masaru to get up and once he does, Takato drills him with several kicks until he's on a kneeling position before blasting him with several kicks to the chest and knocks him with a Roundhouse Kick followed by a pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Masaru kicks out!
Takato picks Masaru up from behind and sets for a Triple German Suplex combo, but Masaru manages to elbow tackle him away to the face several times before pushing him crashing onto the corner and drilled him with several Battering Rams! After blasting Takato with an Uppercut, Masaru tags himself to Seiji before drilling Takato with several Boxing Jabs and Irish Whips him towards Seiji. Seiji then plants Takato down with a Free Fall Drop before picking him up from behind and plants him down with a Bridging German Suplex for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Takato kicks out.
Seiji picks Takato up and goes for a released German Suplex, but Takato manages to land on his feet and once Seiji turns around, Takato throws a kick which was easily caught before Seiji plants him down with a Dragon Screw! Once Renton rolls himself to the ring apron, Seiji tries to pick him up only to get a Jawbreaker onto the ropes instead before Takato enters the ring, grabs Seiji from behind and plants him with a Russian Leg Sweep onto the ropes! While Seiji crawls to the empty corner, Takato tags himself to Iori as Iori went to the other corner and drills Seiji with a Baseball Slide! After dragging Seiji away from the corner, Iori goes for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Masaru and Oga stops the count!
Takato and Renton enters the ring and attacks Masaru and Oga before the four rolled out of the ring and brawled against each other. Back in the ring, Iori picks Seiji up and sets for a Death Valley Driver only to get attacked by the Spirit Detectives from behind, warning Iori a DQ Win!
"Forget winning or losing, we got to destroy some bugs here!" Taisuke pointed.
The Chimeras proceeded to beat the babyfaces up until Taichi and Amata arrives with Fire Extinguishers! The two then chases the Chimeras away by spraying the Fire Extinguisher onto all of them!
"Smart move by those two. Chasing them away instead of fighting them head on!" Hayato reacted. While the Chimeras retreated, the Heroes checked on each other.
"Tonight they can retreat, but this Sunday, there will be no retreats or 'White Flags'! This war will be taken to the Extreme!" Wataru reminded.
(Backstage)
We can see Lyrical Cardcaptors and Taiga Aisaka talking to each other regarding tonight's Main Event.
"I'm sorry for giving you a Concussion Sakura. I was on a roll during the Divas Title Match that I completely disregard the health of my opponents." Taiga apologized.
"It's alright. At least you apologized instead of ignoring me… even though you apologized to me for more than once for weeks." Sakura replied.
"Who knew that us fellow opponents during that Divas title match would end up teamming up tonight? Weird isn't it?" Nanoha realized.
"Yeah. Whoever thought that I'll be teamming up with a girl I concussed and the girl that I screwed from the Divas title?" Taiga reacted.
"Screwed? No Taiga you did not screw me in any ways possible. You won the title fair and square, not screws included." Nanoha replied.
"But I thought you always wanted to win the Divas Title?" Taiga questioned.
"Of course I do. Although I don't mind you winning it. At least you're better than Shana and Misaka." Nanoha answered.
"I see that you three are pretty close to each other." Hikari said as she and Izumi arrived to the scene.
"Of course. We faced each other before with the right girl winning the Divas title." Nanoha answered.
"Well… is it just me or we had the cutest team in the Survivor Series? I mean you are you three, you girls are adorable! Especially you Taiga! You're so fluffy like an actual palmtop tiger!" Izumi cheered as she patted and rubbed Taiga's head.
"Of course we are, especially with Taiga looking like an actual Palmtop Tiger plush toy!" Nanoha replied as she does the same thing as well.
"I don't want to be rude or injure anyone, but please don't to that to me." Taiga asked.
"Well, that settles it. We managed to get along pretty well, unlike our opponents who argued like little kids earlier." Hikari said.
"When we had common enemies and being nice towards each other, of course we'll get along." Sakura replied.
"But remember, being nice towards each other doesn't mean that we'll win the match. We need to be fully focused since and be as co-operative as much as possible. One screw up and they'll kill us for sure." Izumi reminded.
"You're right. And I'm looking forward to work together with you girls." Taiga replied.
"Same here. Now let's go, that match is next!" Nanoha called as the babyfaces leaves the scene.
(Promo)
We can see Team HeroKazu circling around a Supermarket to celebrate Christmas, with Kenta, dressed as a raindeer, pulling a sleigh with Hirokazu, dressed up as Santa, riding it along with presents.
"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way!" Hirokazu sang.
"Do I have to pull this thing?" Kenta questioned.
"Of course, you are the strong one of this team." Hirokazu answered before picking up a speaker. "Ladies and gentlemen! Step right up an celebrate your Christmas with us, your Current AWF Tag Team Champions of the World, hailing from North and South Pole, depending on your beliefs, the team of Santa Hirokazu and Raindeer Kenta! We got presents!" he called as many children went towards them for presents. "Easy there kids, this Santa has unlimited ammo! One for you, one for you and one for you!" he said while giving the presents to the children. "Who wants to be on Santa's laps and make a wish?" he asked as many children raises their hands. After looking around, Hirokazu called up a girl in wheelchair.
"Sexist…" Kenta muttered.
"Shut up Kenta." Hirokazu replied before turning to the girl and her brother. "Hold on a minute, aren't you two… the Norstein Siblings Touma and Relena from Digimon Savers?" he wondered.
"Yes we are. And whoever thought that you two would carry a pair of golden belts today." Touma replied.
"Don't underestimate is Big Brother. We may look like losers, but even losers can win golds if they work hard enough." Kenta explained.
"What Kenta said. Now can you place your sister on my lap? Don't ask why since I'm Santa." Hirokazu asked.
"Fine, but don't do anything stupid." Touma replied before picking Relena up and places her on Hirokazu's laps.
"Feeling comfortable Miss Norstein?" Hirokazu asked as Relena nods. "Great! Now please, tell Santa Hirokazu what would you wish for in this wonderful day of Christmas?" he asked.
"Other than wishing to be able to stand up of course." Kenta said before Hirokazu punches Kenta's head with the kids laughing at Kenta's punishment.
"If I could make a wish, I wish… that both of you would retain your titles this Sunday." Relena wished.
"Well, if that's your wish, we'll try to fullfill it, even if we had to go through 2 teams that doesn't believe in Santa." Hirokazu replied.
"We want you guys to retain as well!"
"Me too!"
"Make that three!"
The kids began to cheer for Team HeroKazu.
"We're popular with the kids! This is awesome!" Kenta cheered.
"You guys and girls are awesome for wishing us to retain our belts as your Christmas Presents. Alright, for all the kids in here, boys and girls, normal and handicapped, we'll promise that we'll retain the belts!" Hirokazu promised as the kids cheered. "Err Touma? Before I get a funny feeling, can you please take your sister back to her wheelchair?" he asked.
"At least you're a prevert disguised as Santa. Come on Relena, we're going somewhere else." Touma called as he picks her up and places her back on the wheelchair.
"While we're still here, we would like to perform a Digimon song. How about it?" Kenta asked as the kids cheered.
"Can I listen to them nii-chan?" Relena asked.
"If you want, sure." Touma answered.
"Alright! And since today's Christmas, let's sing… (takes on a microphone from a present box) Minna no Christmas! Ready Kenta?" Hirokazu called.
"I'm more than ready! Let's go!" Kenta replied as the Supermarket starts to play an Instrumental version of Wada Kouji's song while Team HeroKazu are ready to sing..
(Kenta) Yuki ga furu kurisumasu no hi
Kibou to yume wo ippai tsumeta
Akai kutsushita mado no soto kazarou
(Hirokazu) Hoshi hikaru kirameku yoru wa
Akari no kieta heya no mado kara
Santa kuroosu kimitachi no moto e
(Kenta) Sunao na mama de egao no mama de ireba
(Hirokazu) Donna negai mo kanaete kureru hazu sa
(Both) Konya kitto aeru yo
Negai kanau merii kurisumasu eien ni...
(Kenta) Kimitachi no negai wo tsumeta
Shiroi ookina fukuro wo akete
Shiawase hakobu purezento oku yo
(Hirokazu) Sono yasashii negao minagara
Bishou ukabe sasayaite iru
Zutto yasashii sono mama de ite ne
(Kenta) Sunao na mama de egao no mama de ireba
(Hirokazu) Donna negai mo kanaete kureru hazu sa
(Both) Mune ni kizamou kono hi wo
Aeru koto wo shinjite eien ni...
"Come on everyone! Let's sing together!" the two called while handling the remaining presents for free.
(Both) Shiawase mau yo minna ni
Negai kanau merii kurisumasu eien ni...
"Thank you for all the claps you've given us kids! We appriciate it!" Kenta thanked while the kids clapped their hands after the performance.
"Unfortunately for us, there are others who wants to see us somewhere else which means, Santa has to go. But don't worry, we'll be back next year!" Hirokazu promised.
"Until then, Merry Christmas everyone!" both of them cheered before Kenta pulls Hirokazu and the slegth away from the scene.
"What do you think nii-chan?" Relena asked.
"For a pair of goofs, they're pretty good. Let's hope that they won't dissapoint their fans this Sunday." Touna answered before the two laves the scene.
…
(Ring)
We can see all the participants of the Survivor Series Match already in the ring.
"Man those two doofuses can actually sing." Taisuke reacted.
"Switching gears now folks as Team HeroKazu's song manages to be long enough for the girls to make their entrances. And now we're in our main event, the 10 Girl Survivor Series Tag Team Match!" Hayato pointed.
"Unfortunately for you perverts, they're on a war which means they aren't wearing any female Santa Clothes or dressing up as raindeers… except for Sakura who always had different Clothes every week." Wataru said.
(Bell Rings)
Taiga and Shana starts first. The two former teammates looked at each other until Shana pushes Taiga away. Taiga then responded by knocking Shana down with a forearm, forcing Shana to retreat and tags herself to Ruki.
"Now this is what we want to see! Two Champions duking each other out!" Taisuke reacted.
The Divas Champion and the Womens Champion looked at each other and proceeded to trade blows onto each other until blinded Taiga with a Headbutt in which Taiga responded with a Headbutt onto Ruki's face as well. The two then bounces off the ropes and knocks onto each others' Lariats with neither girl being knocked down. The two then goes for it again, but Taiga manages to lay herself down, forcing Ruki to leap though her and once Ruki bounces off the ropes, Taiga catches her and drops her with a Samoan Drop followed by a pin.
The referee counts, "1,…" Ruki kicks out.
Taiga picks Ruki up only to get a Thumb to the Eye instead before Ruki bounces off the ropes and knocks Taiga with a running knee to the face. Taiga then responded with an Uppercut before tagging herself to Sakura. After climbing to the top rope, Sakura knocks Ruki down with a Springboard Clothesline and once Ruki gets up, Sakura throws a kick and once Ruki catches it, Sakura knocks her onto the corner with a Dragon Whip. She then charges towards the corner and eats a kick to the face instead before Ruki plants her down with a Neckbreaker Slam followed by a pin.
The referee counts, "1,…" Sakura kicks out.
Ruki picks Sakura up and pushes her onto the corner before drilling her with several Battering Rams followed by several stomps onto her gut. Ruki then tags herself to Haruhi and with Sakura sitting on the corner, the two proceeded to Foot Choke her until the referee pulls them away. After picking Sakura up, Haruhi blasts her with several Knife Edge Chops before going for a Corner Bulldog. Sakura however manages to push Haruhi away and once Haruhi turns around, Sakura goes for a kick which was easily caught before Haruhi dragged Sakura away from the corner and puts her on a One Legged Boston Crab!
"Looks like Haruhi's using a submission, even if she's not a fan of rest holds." Taisuke observed.
Fortunately for Sakura, she manages to easily grab the ropes in front of her, freeing her from the hold. After Foot Choking Sakura on the ropes, Haruhi picks Sakura up and Irish Whips her towards the ropes before Sakura bounces off the ropes and knocks Haruhi down with a Handspring Back Elbow Smash! Sakura then goes for a pin, but Haruhi manages to stop her by grabbing her leg before Sakura gets up on one leg and goes for a Dragon Whip. Haruhi however manages to move away before the two respectively tagged theirselves to Izumi and Shana!
"Tag's in! It's Wind vs Fire!" Hayato reacted.
The two went towards each other until Shana slides through Izumi before grabbing her from behind and pushes her crashing onto the ropes. As Shana sets for a Bridging German Suplex, Izumi holds on the ropes, forcing the referee to pull Shana away from Izumi. Izumi then drilled Shana with a Savate Kick before picking her up and plants her down with a Springboard Tilt-a-Whirl DDT followed by a pin. (1,2,…) Izumi rolls away from a Double Axe Handle by Misaka before Hikari enters the ring and knocks Misaka down with a Lou Thesz Press. Once Hikari and Misaka rolled theirselves out of the ring, Izumi climb to the top turnbuckle and goes for a Split Legged Moonsault only to land on Shana's knees instead before Shana goes for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,…" Izumi kicks out.
Shana grabs Izumi's legs and sets for an Extreme Leg Drop, but Izumi manages to kick her away instead. Once the two gets up, Izumi catches Shana and plants her with a Hip Toss followed by a kick to the back when she's on a sitting position. After bouncing off the ropes and nails Shana with a Rolling Neck Snap, Izumi climbs to the top turnbuckle and nails her with the Star Shift Pain followed by a pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,3!"
"Shana's eliminated! No more fire in this match!" Wataru reacted.
"Uh oh, don't turn around Izumi! You might hate the view!" Taisuke warned. As Izumi turns around, Asuka knocks her down with a Big Boot! "Told you so." He said.
"Hold on a second, what are they planning now?" Hayato questioned as Asuka tags herself to Misaka and once Asuka lifts Izumi up, she and Misaka nailed her with a nasty Jacknife Powerbomb – Diamond Cutter Combo!
"Nasty combo straight onto Izumi! Will this eliminate her?" Taisuke reacted as Misaka goes for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,3!"
"Izumi's eliminated! Misaka and Asuka just straight up demolished Izumi with that combo!" Hayato reacted.
Nanoha enters the ring and went towards Misaka only to get a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker instead before Misaka goes for the pin. (1,… Nanoha kicks out) She then picks Nanoha up and sets for an Irish Whip, but Nanoha reverses the whip before kicking Misaka to the gut and sets for a Front Suplex. Misaka however manages to punch Nanoha's ribs several times and plants her down with a Slingshot Suplex instead before Misaka tags herself to Ruki. After lifting Ruki on an Electric Chair position, Misaka proceeded to drop her onto Nanoha before Ruki goes for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Nanoha kicks out.
Ruki picks Nanoha up from behind and goes for a Belly-to-Back Suplex, but Nanoha manages to land her legs on the mat, turns Ruki around, kicks her to the gut and sets for the Starlight Breaker (Mickie-DT). Ruki however manages to push Nanoha crashing onto the corner instead before drilling her with several Battering Rams followed by several knee strikes to the gut. After receiving the tag by Ruki, Haruhi enters the ring, charges towards Nanoha and nailed her with a Bronco Buster before dragging her away from the corner and goes for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Nanoha kicks out.
Haruhi then lifts Nanoha up and sets for a Powerbomb, but Nanoha manages to punch Haruhi's face several times and sends her face first onto the turnbuckle with a Headscissors Takedown! One sprint to the corner later, Nanoha tags herself to Taiga as Taiga immidiately blasts Haruhi with a running Uppercut onto the corner! She then lifts Haruhi up and sets for a Rolling Fireman's Carry Slam, but Haruhi manages to slip away before throwing a kick which was easily caught by Taiga before Taiga knocks Haruhi down with a Dragon Screw! She then grabs Haruhi's legs and Catapults her crashing onto the ropes before lifting her up and plants her down with the Emerald Flowsion followed by a pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,3!"
"Haruhi's eliminated! Taiga just eliminated her opponent for this Sunday's title defense!" Hayato reacted.
"Here we go folks! Clash of the female bulls! Let's get it on!" Taisuke cheered as Taiga and Asuka looked at each other….
…. Until Haruhi from behind knocks Taiga down with a Chop Block onto her leg!
"Haruhi's obviously not happy after getting herself eliminated, and now she's taking the frustuation out on the same girl who eliminated her!" Hayato observed. After beating Taiga down, Haruhi throws her towards Asuka which leads to Asuka lifting Taiga up and nails him with a Jacknife Powerbomb!
"Good God! That Jacknife looked pretty nasty from that height!" Wataru reacted. Asuka then goes for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Taiga kicks out!
"Despite Haruhi's assault, Taiga survived the Jacknife Powerbomb! She's a fierce Palmtop Tiger for a reason!" Hayato reacted.
"If one doesn't work, let's go for another." Taisuke said as Asuka sets for another Jacknife Powerbomb…
… only to have Taiga Back Body Dropping Asuka instead!
"Back Body Drop! Taiga just shown an impressive feat of strength right there!" Hayato reacted.
"It's no use. Even with that feat, she's going down and out anyway." Taisuke pointed as Ruki, after Asuka tags her in, grabs Taiga from behind and lifts her up before planting her down with the Widow's Peak followed by a pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,3!"
"It took 2 finishers to eliminate Taiga! Hopefully Haruhi wrote something on her notes after seeing this!" Taisuke reacted.
"Hikari, Sakura and Nanoha just lost their Token Powerhouse. Now they're in big trouble anytime they're facing Asuka." Hayato observed.
While Asuka enters the ring after getting the tag by Ruki, Sakura enters the ring and tags herself to Nanoha before the Lyrical Cardcaptors goes for a 2 on 1 attack on Asuka only to get pushed away instead. One knee to the gut later, Asuka tosses Sakura crashing head first onto Nanoha before lifting Sakura up and sets for a Gorilla Press Slam. Nanoha however manages to rescue Sakura by kicking Asuka to the gut before the Lyrical Cardcaptors try for a Double Suplex. That however didn't work as Asuka plants both of them with a Double Suplex instead! With both Lyrical Cardcaptors on the ropes, Asuka goes to Clothesline them out of the ring only to get tripped out of the ring instead. Lyrical Cardcaptors then bounces off the ropes and knocks Asuka down with 2 Suicide Dives at the same time!
"Lyrical Magical, Asuka just got knocked down by magic!" Wataru reacted.
After the Lyrical Cardcaptors struggled to roll Asuka back into the ring, Nanoha went to the ring apron and sets for a Slingshot Senton. But Asuka manages to roll away, sending Nanoha crashing back first onto the mat instead! Once the two gets up, Asuka squashes Nanoha with a running Splash onto the corner before Nanoha could even turn around before planting her down with a released German Suplex followed by a pin. (1,2,… Nanoha kicks out) She then picks Nanoha up and plants her down with yet another released German Suplex and once Nanoha gets up using the ropes, Asuka nails her with a third released German Suplex followed by a pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Nanoha kicks out!
"I swear those German Suplexes can instantly turn her default language from Japanese to German." Taisuke said.
"Tell that to a certain Superman. He got multiple German Suplexes and yet he didn't learn anything regarding that language by taking those things." Wataru replied.
To weaken Nanoha even further, Asuka turns her around and puts her on a Camel Clutch! Instead of losing her conciousness, Nanoha, hearing her mentor shouting at her, slowly crawled towards the ropes despite Asuka applying presure on the hold. After a minute or two, Nanoha manages to reach the ropes, freeing her from the hold! Not giving any chances, Asuka lifts Nanoha up and sets for another Jacknife Powerbomb, but Nanoha proceeded to punch Asuka's face several times and in an act of deperation, Headbutts her face as well before planting her with a Headscissors Takedown! While Asuka tags herself to Misaka, Nanoha tags herself to Hikari!
"Nanoha has reached the light at the end of the tunnel! Hikari has entered the fray!" Wataru reacted.
Hikari dodges a Clothesline by Misaka before bouncing off the ropes and nails her with a Tilt-a-Whirl Headscissors Takedown and once Misaka gets up, Hikari knocks her down with a standing Dropkick! Once Misaka rolls herself out of the ring, Hikari proceeded to knock her away with a Baseball Slide before leaving the ring and throws her back into the ring. After entering the ring, Hikari picks Misaka up and sets for a Twist of Fate, but Misaka manages to push Hikari away before going for a Diamond Cutter only to get pushed away as well. Hikari then kicks Misaka to the gut and plants her down with an Alley Oop Facebuster before picking Misaka up from behind and plants her down with an Reverse Twist of Fate! Remembered that Izumi got eliminated by Misaka's double team with Asuka, Hikari tags herself to Sakura before both of them nailed Misaka with a Standing Moonsault – Diving Moonsault combo followed by a pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,3!"
"Two moons, crashing down and eliminated Misaka!" Wataru reacted.
"That might not be devastating, but it is quite effective!" Hayato pointed.
Once Asuka enters the ring, Hikari and Nanoha entered the ring as well before they, along with Sakura, goes for a 3 on 1 attack…
…. Which worked as the trio manages to push Asuka crashing onto the corner and proceeded to beat the Second Child down with a 3 on 1 Beatdown. Ruki from behind grabs Nanoha and plants her down with a Belly to Back Suplex before turning around and eats an Enzuigiri by Sakura before she and Hikari plants Ruki down with a Double DDT! The two then went towards Asuka and gets their throats grabbed before Asuka pushes Hikari away and plants Sakura down with a Chokeslam! Hikari then attacks Asuka until Asuka grabbed her throat and throws her onto the corner before blasting her with a stiff Forehand Chop! After Asuka kicks Hikari out of the ring, Sakura leaps on Asuka's back and goes for a Sleeper Hold only crushed by a Rolling Snapmare instead! With Sakura being squashed, Asuka picks her up and plants her down with the Jacknife Powerbomb before going for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,3!"
"Sakura's eliminated! Both teams are now even!" Taisuke reacted.
"Hold on guys, I think Nanoha's out as well." Hayato pointed as Nanoha can be seen being checked by the medics while he's outside the ring.
"If I were Nanoha, I'll forget about this match and focus on this Sunday's title match instead, even if it means that Hikari will be killed tonight." Taisuke adviced.
"Speaking of Hikari, looks like she had to face the RR all by herself." Hayato observed.
After Ruki throws Hikari back into the ring, Asuka picks her up only to get several punches to the gut followed by a Jawbreaker instead. She then grabs Asuka and sets for the Twist of Fate, but Asuka manages to push Hikari away before Asuka grabs her throat and throws her onto the corner. She then goes for a running Splash, but Hikari manages to move away, sending Asuka crashing onto the corner! Hikari then grabs Asuka and plants her down with a Twist of Fate before climbing to the top turnbuckle and nails her with the Diving Moonsault followed by a pin. (1,2,…) Hikari rolls herself way from Ruki's Double Axe Handle before getting up and throws her out of the ring! She then pins Asuka once again.
The referee counts, "1,2, (Hikari's legs on the ropes) 3!"
"Asuka's eliminated! But Hikari done that is a dirty way!" Taisuke reacted.
"At least she had an excuse! She's desperate to eliminate Asuka!" Wataru defended.
"And now we're down to two! The Womens Champion and her rival!" Hayato pointed.
Ruki, after pulling Hikari out of the ring, pushes her crashing onto the barricade before going to Clothesline her into the audience seats. Hikari however manages to catch Ruki and plants her face first onto the barricade with a Reverse STO! Asuka, still pissed after getting eliminated, attacks Hikari from behind, earning Hikari a DQ Win!
"I can't blame her for attacking Hikari since she eliminated her in a dirty fashion!" Taisuke reacted.
"Uh oh, they're heading towards us!" Wataru pointed as Asuka, after Irish Whipping Hikari onto the barricade, went towards the announce table and removed it's cover.
"Considering the power stored in Asuka's Powerbomb, I don't think our table could survive it, even if it is made in Japan!" Hayato reminded. While Asuka lifts Hikari up, Ruki grabs a mic.
"Whether you'll make it this Sunday or not Nanoha, it won't change the fact that this will happen to you someday. Observe what we, the Rookie Revolution, can do!" Ruki said before Asuka Powerbombs Hikari through the announce table!
"And with that, Hikari's war against the RR ended with a brutal defeat." Taisuke said.
"Will the same thing happen again this Sunday, only this time, it's Nanoha who's getting destroyed instead of Hikari." Hayato questioned.
"Switching gears now folks, this Sunday will be our last PPV before heading to the Road to Anime Mania, New Year's Evolution. And here are the match cards for the show." Wataru said.
"We'll kick things up with the Divas Championship Match, as the current champion Taiga Aisaka defending the title against Haruhi Suzumiya." Taisuke announced.
"Haruhi made her return and aimed for the Womens Title. But thanks to Taiga 2 weeks ago, her focus changed and now she's setting her sights on the Divas Title." Hayato explained.
"Next, the Japanese Championship are on the line as Domon Kasshu defends it against the man who pinned him last week, Kirigaya Kirito." Hayato announced.
"Kirito pinned Domon once, and he can do it again this Sunday, especially after what just happened earlier." Taisuke assured.
"Then, after the challenged that was issued earlier, Daisuke Motomiya shall take on both Celestrial Being members Setsuna F Seiei and Lockon Stratos in a Handicap Match." Hayato announced.
"With his career on a slow revival, it's a must win situation for Daisuke as losing this match can kill his momentum for good." Taisuke warned.
"Here's our 4th Match of the PPV, the Tag Team title are on the line as Team HeroKazu defends the title against two armies on war against each other, Shounen Knights' Gon Frecess and Toriko and the Rookie Revolution's Shinn Asuka and Flit Asuno." Hayato announced.
"But with the Knights being destroyed into oblivion last week, that match may end up being a standard 2 on 2 match between the RR and Team HeroKazu." Taisuke reminded.
"And after our Intermission is the aforementioned Womens Title Match. Ruki Makino defending it against Nanoha Takamachi." Wataru announced.
"After what we just saw, I doubt that Nanoha's fit enough to compete, let along challenge the Top Female member of the RR." Hayato said.
"Then, the first part of the Extreme War commences as Renton's Group takes on Masaru's Group in an 8 Man Tag Team Match!" Taisuke announced.
"You think that Survivor Series match you just saw were brutal? Wait until you see what can these boys do against each other, especially in an Extreme environment." Wataru said.
"And after that, it's the second part as Masaru Daimon defends his title against Renton's latest recruit, Iori Hida." Hayato announced.
"Iori made his return and entered the war to get his hands on Masaru's title. Will he get a meaningful return, or will his return be reduced into a whimper?" Wataru questioned.
"And, our Main Event, the AWF World Title is on the line as the Knights and the RR leaders, Sawada Tsunayoshi and Taiki Kudo, faces each other for the belt!" Hayato announced.
"Judging by the upcoming funeral tonight, Taiki might be able to avoid dropping his sweats this Sunday as Tsuna's absence can easily make him the new World Champion by default." Taisuke said.
"AWF New Year's Evolution will take place this Sunday in Charlotte, North Carolina! Get ready to 'Woo!' folks, we're heading to Flair Country this weekend!" Wataru cheered.
(Locker Room)
Taiki: Casket?
Zenjirou: Check!
Taiki: Corpse?
Shinji: Check.
Taiki: Church settings?
Shinn: Check.
Taiki: Girls already finished their match?
Flit: Check.
"Alright guys, now that everything is already checked, it's time to start the funeral and pay tribute to the fallen heroes of the Shounen Knights." Taiki called.
"Sweet! And since this is a Wrestling Funeral, let's have a crazy funeral!" Zenjirou cheered as the RR leaves the room.
"The funeral is about to begin! Stay tuned!" Taisuke announced.
(Commercial Break)
…
(Ring)
"Welcome back to AWF folks, and despite the PPV haven't began yet, one match has been announced for next week's episode!" Hayato welcomed.
"Next week, a Fatal 4 Way Match is set where the winner gets a shot at the Womens Title! It's going to be Hikari Yagami vs Izumi Orimoto vs Shana vs Misaka Mikoto!" Wataru announced.
"Make scene since these two teams has been on each oher's throats ever since the Battle Royal 2 weeks ago. But after what happened earlier, that match may end up being a Triple Threat Match." Taisuke explained.
The scene changes to the ring which is already decorated with red carpet, 4 chairs, and a podium in it. Then, sad Funeral Music plays as Taiki and the RR, being well dressed, walks to the ring with sad look of their faces.
"Here it is guys, the Funeral for Tsuna and his friends after their utter defeat against the RR last week." Hayato pointed.
"All I can see is, congratulations to the AWF Branch of the RR. Are there any other Branches that we able to destroy a rival faction in 2 hours? None. Only the AWF Branch were able to accomplish such feat." Taisuke praised. After a while, the music ends with Taiki on the podium while the RR took their seats.
"(Ahem) Dearly beloved. We are here to witness the unity between two different souls in a bond known a marrige as tonight, our emo male Shinji Ikari is ready to be a husband and a father, similar to his evil father…"
Shinji raises his hand before correcting, "Um Taiki? This is a Funeral."
"Really? No wonder there's no altar… or Asuka for that matter." Taiki responded as Shinji blushed and get teased by his teammates at the mention of Asuka. "(Ahem) My apologies for mistaken a wedding and a funeral. I'm still a new priest who came from a country where Christianity doesn't matter… and Christmas is celebrated just to buy presents, kissing under missiletoes and making Christmas Anime OVAs." Taiki apologized. "Now without further ado, please rise up as the body of the dead has arrived into this sacred place." He ordered as the RR stood up in honor of Tsuna's demise…
… until Oompa Loompa's theme played with tiny Druids carrying a Casket. Back in the ring, Shinn and Flit had a 'You Got To Be Kidding Me' look on their faces while looking at the midget Druids. After a long walk to the ring, the Druids slided the casket into the ring.
"Thank you for your assistence." Taiki thanked. "Now, if you're asking why we had tiny Druids, it's simple. Apparently some guy called 'UnderMark TakerWay' rented all the available normal sized Druids just for himself, (mutters) Selfish bastard… (normal voice) which left us no choice but to rent some midget druids straight from a company called 'Midgets, Sex and Swerves Inc'." he joked. "Not like it matters though, since at least we saved a lot of money for paying those tiny druids." He continued before heading toward the casket and .tried to pull it to the podium to no avail. "Err guys? Mind helping me out?" he asked as his teammates tried to pull the casket only to fell on their asses instead!
"Man this thing is heavy! Did they shove every one of them into this thing?" Zenjirou questioned.
"They only shoved one person in this casket, and that person is obviously Tsuna. Keep on going!" Taiki ordered as the RR continues to pull the casket. After a while, they manages to stop pulling the casket and positioned it behind the podium. "Thanks for the assistence guys! I appriciate it!" he thanked.
"I swear this casket just gave me Back Injuries…" Zenjirou said.
"Deal with it Zenjirou. I got a broken back and spine by pushing that casket." Shinji replied.
"Silence people silence!" Taiki ordered. "(Ahem) Today marks a sad day as a warrior… I mean a hero, was found dead in Macon, Georgia after his sacrifice to save a normal girl who happened to be his love interest. This hero, despite having a IQ Point of 0 and in dire need of lucky charms to be shoved up his ass everyday to survive, manages to conquer his fear… (sobs) and saved his beloved ones… (sobs) from the hands of the…" Taiki then breaks down crying as the crowd, who wants no part of Taiki's speech, boos.
"Flit, what are you doing?" Shinn asked.
"I'm cutting onions. Don't ask why." Flit answered.
"(Sobs) Sorry about that folks. Some invisible ninjas just sprayed green mists at me." Taiki apologized as the crowd boos. "Now, if there's anyone here who wants to talk to his dead body before his burial, then please, Stand Up or Forever Hold Your Peace." He called as we can see Zenjirou making fun out of Shinji's feellings for Asuka while Shinn and Flit were relaxing theirselves with onions on their eyes.
Zenjirou then raises his hands and shouted, "Please open the Casket!"
"Very well then Zenjirou." Taiki replied and after he opens the casket which has a comatose Tsuna holding the world title in it, he 'Accidentally' sneezed on Tsuna's face, drawing boos from the crowd. "Whoops! Sorry about that folks! I'm Allergic to dead bodies!" he apologized as the crowd doesn't care about it and boos Taiki. Taiki, after turning to Zenjirou, called, "Please come here and say what you wanted to say to this poor man."
"Erm… never mind. The reason why I raised my hands was because of Shinji poking my spine… which tickled me." Zenjirou responded.
"No I'm not!" Shinji denied.
"Calm down Shinji. It's not nice to shout during a funeral. AM I RIGHT?!" Taiki shouted as he hypocritical humor gained him boos. "Alright, anyone else?" he asked as Zenjirou and Shinji petrified theirselves while Shinn and Flit ended up falling asleep. "Very well… now it's time to say goodbye to… oh wait, before we do that…" Taiki then grabs the AWF World Title belt away from Tsuna, drawing boos. "What? Are you expecting us to bury that title along? He can't carry that belt and shows it to all of the deceased wrestlers up there! The only thing he'll carry to the afterlife is the fact that he's nothing more than a no good loser who only won this title by dumb luck. Either that or he won the belt thanks to his girlfriend giving Blowjobs to everyone in the AWF Highups which also includes You-Know-Who (Nazirul)!" he continued as the crowd boos. "Now, it's time to say goodbye to this guy and sent him on a one way trip to the afterlife! Zenjirou, Shinji, let's do this!" he called.
"Yes sir! I mean… ouch my back! It hurts!" Shinji and Zenjirou responded before falling on the mat and pretended to get their backs injured.
"Having an injured back at a young age means that you'll join Tsuna in the afterlife soon since you guys aged faster than us…" Taiki stated before turning to Shinn and Flit. "Alright guys, wake up! We need your power to push this thing!" he called, but the two are still sleeping. Taiki, in an attempt to wake them up, takes off his shoes and socks before slowly replacing the onions on their eyes with his socks while the crowd chanted 'Wake Up!'. After that, both Gundam Pilots screamed in agony as their eyes burned thanks to Taiki's socks!
"ALRIGHT, WHO DID THIS TO US?!" Shinn questioned angrily.
"Not us!" Zenjirou and Shinji answered.
"Congrats Shinn. You guys destroyed the dead man's ears. Now he can't donate them to a nearby hospital so… good job for ruining his good deed!" Taiki praised as the crowd boos. "Now, it's time to bury him alive… literally… and crown a new AWF World Champion!" he shouted. As the RR's about to grab the casket…
… the lights suddenly went off, engulfing the arena into darkness!
…
…
… the lights then went on, showing… a much more taller group of druids?!
"Wait? When did those Druids got a Growth Sprout?!" Zenjirou questioned before the Druids slowly walk towards the ring.
"Don't get yourself too scared! We're the RR! We can kick their asses!" Taiki reminded. As the RR and the Druids went eye to eye…
Hayato: Wait a minute! That casket! Don't tell me…"
… the Casket opens
… with Tsuna Rising himself from the Dead!
"It's Tsuna! He's alive! He's still alive!" Wataru exclaimed and once Taiki turns around, Tsuna, after wiping Taiki's sneeze off his face, knocks Taiki down with a Lou Thesz Press with the crowd gone wild!
Taisuke: If he's alive and kicking, that means…
As the RR tried to save Taiki, the Druids revealed theirselves to be… Gon Frecess, Toriko, Negi Springfield and Alphonse Elric!
"They're alive! The Shounen Knights has been resurrected!" Wataru exclaimed as the Knights entered the ring and attacks the RR, helping Tsuna in the process.
"The RR thought that the Knights are dead, but there were wrong! Tsuna and his friends are still alive, and they are destroying the RR!" Hayato pointed.
After the Knights thrown the RR out of the ring, Tsuna tosses Taiki into the Casket and closes it before the Knights pushes the Casket out of the ring crashing onto the RR!
"The Knights has cleaned house! They had put an end to this already tainted Funeral!" Wataru exclaimed as the cheerful crowd chanted 'Welcome Back!' to the Knights before Tsuna picks up the mic.
"Nice try on destroying us RR, but here's a fact. We're heroes from Shounen Mangas and according to the Clichés, all Shounen Heroes will get a last minute power up while being on the verge of defeat. And guess what? We're using that power up on you guys!" Tsuna said as the crowd cheers. "This Sunday at New Year's Evolution, your mission to obtain this World Title will fail. Try and knock us down RR because no matter what you'll do, we will recover and kick your asses twice as hard!" he assured before dropping the mic.
"The Knights has returned, and they are hungry to destroy to RR, similar to how hungry the RR in order to destroy the Knights last week!" Hayato reacted.
"And with that, we can assure you that this Sunday, with their prides as leaders on the line, Tsuna and Taiki will rip each other apart in order to gain this title!" Taisuke assured.
"All this and more will be continued this Sunday on PPV! Until then, this is the AWF Crew saying good night!" Wataru announced as the show ends with the Knights, in the ring, and the RR, outside the ring, argued with each other.
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Match Results:
Domon Kasshu def. Team Accel Online via DQ
Daisuke Motomiya def. Lockon Stratos
Renton Thurston, Takato Matsuda and Iori Hida def. Masaru Daimon, Seiji Sawamura and Oga Tatsumi via DQ
Team Hikari def Team Ruki via DQ
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Card for New Year's Evolution
AWF Divas Championship Match: Taiga Aisaka vs Haruhi Suzumiya
AWF Japanese Championship Match: Domon Kasshu vs Kirigaya Kirito
Daisuke Motomiya vs Celestrial Being (Setsuna F Seiei and Lockon Stratos)
AWF Tag Team Championship Match: Team HeroKazu (Hirokazu Shiota and Kenta Kitagawa) vs Rookie Revolution (Shinn Asuka and Flit Asuno) vs Shounen Knights (Gon Frecess and Toriko)
AWF Womens Championship Match: Ruki Makino vs Nanoha Takamachi
Team Renton (Renton Thurston, Takato Matsuda, Amata Sora and Taichi Yaegashi) vs The Chimeras (Seiji Sawamura, Oga Tatsumi, Yusuke Urameshi and Kazuma Kuwabara
AWF Extreme Championship Match: Masaru Daimon vs Iori Hida
AWF World Championship Match: Sawada Tsunayoshi vs Taiki Kudo
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A/N: Woohoo! Our heroes has finally returned and ready to foil the RR's plans!
Sorry for having more DQs than usual guys. And sorry for having this chapter to be short as well. This is all I could think of for this chapter. :p Oh and sorry if that Christmas segment sucks. That's all I could do for it. Not to mention I had to shoehorn it since this episode takes place in the 4th Week of December. :p
After a go home show filled the DQs, it's time to move on and head towards our next PPV, New Year's Evolution! Hmm… should I have a Prediction Contest where the winner gets to suggest me to watch an anime? …. Nah. I already had a loaded schedule so there's no way I'm going to add your suggested anime on my list to be watched. :p Still, Predictions are still more than welcomed.
And since the next chapter is a PPV, expect the next chapter to be uploaded in two weeks because LOL Real Life being a bitch towards me. Until then, please review!
PS: Just realized that I had the Celestrial Being on the roster... I wish I used them instead of The Answer as the AWF's version of the SHIELD... on second thought, other than Allelujah (who fits as Ambrose and Rollins), no one in Celestrial Being fits as The SHIELD. :p
PSS: On second thoughts, the next chapter might come later than usual since I need more rest and recheck my current roster before proceeding with whatever I'm planning right now. But don't worry, the PPV might be finished before October starts. Sorry for the inconvenience.