Bash At The Beach
Cassie Cage vs Yoruichi
Chris: This next contest is set for one fall. Introducing first from Venice Beach California, Cassie Cage!
Melody: Cassie is gonna get bodied in this match.
Chris: Why?
Melody: Yoruichi is no slouch in close quarter combat.
Tanya: I agree, but tonight she makes her debut.
Chris: She should be interesting, no question. And her opponent, please welcome Yoruichi Shihoin!
Melody: YO!
Tanya: This is Yoruichi? In a orange bikini?
Chris: Yes. She wears it to symbolize her dynamism.
Melody: I love that tattoo on her left thigh.
Chris: That reminds me of former WWE Superstar Dave Batista. He has a tattoo just like that. Or similar to that.
Tanya: And here we go. Let's see what Yoruichi can do.
Melody: Cassie is just taunting Yoruichi. Oh, and she gets tackled. Cassie retaliates with a clothesline.
Chris: She ain't playing around, that's for sure.
Melody: Yoruichi countered Cassie's kick and there's the capture suplex. She grabbed Cassie's thighs from behind and there's the reverse slingshot. She's not done! Giant swing! I got dizzy just watching.
Tanya: Yoruichi has some good takedowns. Cassie tried a grapple but Yoruichi took the initiative with a Uranage Flip. She got the 2 count pin. Getaway flip by Cassie. Oh look!
Melody: Diving tackle! Cassie got taken by surprise. There's the pin, 1,2,3.
Chris: Here's your winner, Yoruichi Shihoin!
Tanya: This woman is impressive.
Melody: She tossed Cassie around like a sack of Idaho potatoes.
Chris: Cassie looked like she got tossed around at a bar by some biker chicks.
Melody: (laughs)
Tanya: That's exactly what it looked like.
Melody: So what's next?
Chris: Melody, this next matchup is interesting. Sindel vs Black Canary.
Tanya: The scream queens.
Chris: That's right. Stay tuned because it's up next. You may need your headphones...