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Warning: Fem!Tsuna. Rated-T for swearing. Decided to make this a slight ALLXFem!27 but will end up as 18F!27 one.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. KHR belongs to Akira-sama

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I deeply apologize for the grammar errors, criticism are deeply accepted

"Thoughts/Flashbacks"

'Thoughts in a flashback'

"Normal thoughts"

Chapter 5: School Day Off: The Scorpion, The cow, the smelly bomb and the clumsy horse

After the fight with Yamamoto and Gokudera three days ago, I didn't show up to school. It's not that I'm afraid to them but I am more afraid for them. Varia's First step was commence, it will only be days or weeks that my subordinates will arrive and TAH-DAH! It will be time for action.

Over viewing what happen from the past three day's I could sense the sun arcobaleno's present trailing after me. It all end up when I met the Poison Scropion hitwoman.

Flashy backy with bianchi

It was Tuesday; I decided to skip school to gather more information. Squalo-nii requested it so I don't have the desire to reject it. It's a good thing go out and leave school for a while.

Walking around the not so crowded road, I walk around with my violet summer dress and a violet flat shoe. I let my hair down and use an orange colored flowered hair pin given by Xanxus-nii on my 10th birthday.

Smiling in content, I suddenly bumped into someone. And that someone is who I am looking for.

'Posion Scorpion' I though and gave her a smile.

"I apologize for bumping, I was caught up by my thoughts" I said in a monotone voice.

"It's okay, I'm Bianchi by the way" bianchi said with a smile.

"Ciaosssu" said a squeaky voice, I look down to her chest where she held reborn.

"Akambo" I greeted back.

"Ah! So you guys know each other" Bianchi's voice turns serious as her aura became heavy. She set reborn on a nearby bench and turns back to me.

"You!" she said with so much venom in her voice.

"Me?" I said sarcastically.

"You're here to steal reborn from me aren't you? Well, I'll say this to you before you die, TRUE LOVE PREVAILS, Poison Cooking: Eat all you can!" bianchi said as she throws her poison cooking towards me. I merely step side but a small bundle of my hair was caught up in her poison cooking cutting it chin level.

"You just cut some of my hair" I stared at her expressionless but anger laced on my voice.

"I don't have any interest in infants" I sighs as I twirl the short hair.

"But I do have an interest an someone" I said with a smirk thinking of a certain skylark.

Bianchi's attitude change 360 degree as she clasped my hand.

"Let me know who is this lucky guy, to catch the attention of a pretty young lady like you" bianchi said with her sparking mood.

I blush at the compliment as I smile shyly at her.

"Let me guess" reborn said as he hope on bianchi's shoulder. I look at him confused and tilt my head

"It's Hibari isn't it" reborn said as he tilted his fedora to cover his eyes and smirk.

"W-whaaa. I—I" I spluttered words. This is so embarrassing.

"If you would join the family, Hibari and you will have more time together. Not that you don't have time together" Reborn said, that smirk still plastered on his face. Then on the other hand, Bianchi kept bugging me about what did I liked that guy and so on.

End of Flashy Backy with Bianchi

I sighed as I remembered what happened that day, first, Bianchi tried to kill me, second, I embarrassed myself in front of two fellow hitman/hitwoman, and third, reborn kept teasing about Hibari, and last but not the least, A girl talk with Bianchi. FREAKING GIRL TALK.

After that day, I walk around the town to get some ice cream when I met a cow baby. Looking up while walking I remembered what happen.

Flash Back with Lambo

Such a fine weather envelopes the town of Namimori, I wear a simple white dress and just held my hair down and decided it's fine day to have an ice cream.

On my way to the ice cream shop, I heard some sniffing and crying. I may be a cold blooded murderer but I have a soft spot for kids. Kids with lonely eyes nd wanting some attention.

Following the sniffing sound, I cross to a path where I saw the possible lightning guardian for the tenth boss candidate.

'Lambo of the Bovino Famiglia' I thought sadly, hearing from the Bovino famiglia that they purposely send the kid to Japan, making him believe that if he could kill reborn, the greatest hitman; they would welcome him with warm embrace; but on the other side, they just wanted to get rid of the nuisance in their family; which happens to be the five year old crying child.

I walk near the child and patted his back.

"Hey, why are you crying?" I ask, my voice soften as I see the child hiccupping

"Lambo-san was following reborn, but Lambo-san got lost UWAAHHHH~~" he cried as he tried his best to wipe all the tears.

I continue to pat his back when an idea came to me.

"Does Lambo-san wants an ice cream?" I ask, the mention of ice cream stop all his crying and look at me with surprise look.

"yes! Will onee-chan buy Lambo-san an ice cream?" lambo said as he jump and hug me, raising his head when he ask such question. I could see the fear of being rejected clearly on his eyes.

"But Lambo-san needs to say please if Lambo-san wants one-chan to buy him ice cream" I said and smile at him.

"Please one-chan. Please, please, please, please" Lambo said, I laughed at his eagerness.

"Of course! What does Lambo-san wants?" I ask as I carried the child in my arms.

"Lambo-san wants chocolate ice cream, strawberry ice cream, and vanilla ice cream" he said with so much energy.

"Woah woah, that's too many Lambo-chan" I laugh along with him.

The walk to the ice cream parlor was quiet irritating. As I walk to the crowd I hear whispers. Whispers that made my blood boils in irritation and somehow pride

"Is that her kid? She's too young" said a woman in her 30's

"Kids this days doing so much just for pleasure" an old woman said

"She looks good to be a mother"

"Wow, she's so beautiful even with her eye patch"

"My! What a lovely mother and child"

"she's probably one of those girl who sells her body"

"she's probably one"

As the rude comments goes, I smile in content as I was able to put my headphones on Lambo's ear so he couldn't hear such words.

As we were walking, the crowd started to back out. Strange. I continue to walk when suddenly I felt a soft hit on my head.

I turn around to look at my 'attacker' and so no other than the Hibari Kyoya

"Kyoya!" I exclaimed more happily than irritated.

His eyebrow twitch and look at the crowd.

"Skipping class is forbidden omnivore, what are you-" he was cut off when he hears some whispers that made us both frozen.

"My! Isn't that Hibari-san? To think he have such beautiful wife"

"H-Hibari-san's wife? He must've heard all the things we said" the woman who said the 'sell body' sentence paled.

I let out a small chuckle as Lambo look up and whispers something that made Hibari and I paled. Yes even Hibari.

"Let's play house" he said and said something in a loud voice.

"Maman! Papan! Ice cream~~~ I want an ice cream~" Lambo said in a loud voice while whining making the crowd around us gape.

I almost laugh seeing the slight shocked face of Hibari. Who would have thought that this child have a 'playful' side of him. Chuckling I answer him with a soft voice that melt Hibari's frozen state.

"Mmmm~ Okay dear, Let's go with Papan okay~?" I said as Lambo cheered and pull Hibari with us.

In the end, Hibari skipped school that day

Flash back with Lambo Ends~

Chuckling, that part was the funniest. Kyoya got a lot of question from kusakabe and the school along with the town shared the gossip of 'the Namimori Demon is seeing someone'. Hibari, Lambo and I playing house, spending time in the park, eating ice cream. It's such a wonderful feeling to be that peaceful having a family outing. Too bad my life is not that peaceful. I am born with 'curse' blood. Peace is not something I can achieve even I live long like the vindice.

The third day was quiet more disturbing. I met I-pin the assassin.

Flashymelly backymelly with I-pin~

I was walking around the town when I came across the Sawada household. My feet practically drag me there when I saw Natsu talking to a five year old child. Namely called I-pin.

i-pin practically sends the dog flying across, glaring at Natsu and leave. The amazement in Natsu's eyes was clear. After a moment he scramble off to school shrieking a 'HIIIEE IM LATE' or something across those lines.

Later that afternoon, I bumped again with the girl with Lambo in my arm's. I bowed down to i-pin's level and ask her something

"Are you lost little kid"

"I am looking for someone big sis, do you know who is this?" i-pin said in chinese as she held a photo of an ugly old man.

I shake my head no as she bowed down and leave.

"Is one-chan don't want Lambo-san?" Lambo ask.

"of course not. Lambo-san will always be with onee-chan but onee-chan loves kid so don't be jealous okay Lambo-chan" I said as he nod and head for an ice cream.

Flashymelly backymelly with I-pin End~

"and after that, Natsu discovered the secret on I-pin's technique and thus making I-pin part of the family. After that, i-pin and Lambo got into a fight, Lambo firing up the 10 year bazooka summoning the adult i-pin and Lambo" I sighed as my head starts hurting for remembering those troublesome kids.

Being caught up on my own little world, I bumped into someone making me fall down the ground. I look up and got surprise to see someone I least expected to see.

'Bucking Horse, the tenth boss of Cavalone Famiglia. Dino Cavalone" I thought as I stand up.

"I'm so sorry for bumping you miss" he said and smile apologetically.

"It's fine" I said as I dust my skirt and look at him

"Whoa! You're such a cutey!" he exclaimed and starts to suffocate me in his death hug. I summon up my weapon to bunk his head but it seems instinct was on his side.

"My! Quiet feisty you are" he said as he brought out his whip

"You're suffocating me" I said in a monotone voice.

"You're strong, fight me" I said as I prepare my stance. I stand straight, my legs are cross, having my right foot up front, and breasting out as my metal rod is behind me, holding it with both of my arms.

He slash his whip towards me as I kept dodging.

'the force behind those slashed are around 70%, the agility is around 90%, his stance is above average but his foot work is below average. He's weak on close range and hand to hand combat. A normal martial artist can't defeat him with only 50%, he can be defeated by 80% power and 100% agility. Taking the element of surprise' I thought as I analyze his movements. I was about to attack him in close combat when suddenly my phone rings. –my things were at the side- jumping high enough and performed a back flipped I landed down where my bag is and answer the phone.

"Coming" I said and close it.

"I would like to continue our fight but it seems I need to withdraw for a while see you again" I said and leave

"Who is she Reborn?" Dino ask reborn who is sitting on Romario's shoulder.

"I am considering her half of the cloud guardian" reborn said and continue

"Isn't she strong? She's perfect for the job"

"yes she is… but…" Dino trailed off and look at reborn dead serious.

"The stance she performed just now, I saw it back then in Italy, it belongs to the infamous 'Rod Mistress' as some call her like that" Dino said and follow the retreating back of Tsuna.

"Just who is she" Dino and reborn thought the same thing.

OMAKE: RED MOON: road to womanhood

5 YEARS AGO: LOCATION: ITALY, VARIA HQ

Third POV

It was a nice early morning in the head quarters where the Varia resides. It was a fine day, no work, no mission, just rest. The peacefulness was interrupted by none other than Varia's little princess. Tsunayoshi

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" her scream was agonizing thateveryone in the HQ rush up to see what cause the little princess agony.

"Princepessa, are you okay?" leviathan ask worried lace on his voice. He wore a light green pajama

"Shishishishi~ does the princess need the prince to sleep?" belphegor said wearing his light red sleepwear.

"VOIII~ what's this.. it's so damn early and you're fucking screaming already!?" said an irritated Squalo. Not minding who it was at the moment.

"Shut up trash! You're fucking screaming too" Xanxus, their boss throws a glass appeared out of nowhere to Squalo's head luckily the shark avoided it.

"Mouu~ Tsu-chan, it's so early what happen dear?" Lussuria ask wearing his PINK! BLOODY PINK NIGHT ROBE!

"Neee, anoo. There's a blood on my bed, along with my dress. Did someone attacked me while I was asleep?" Tsuna asked innocently.

The 6 men *cough* 1 *cough* girl hearted *cough* stared at each other.

"…." It was a long awkward silence.

"neee?" Tsuna, desperately want's an answer.

Belphegor being the pervert he is broke the silence.

"Ushishishishi~ so the princess wants too caught a bee?"

"Bee?" Tsuna tilted her head.

And thus, the story of the Bees and flower started.

It was one heck of a nightmare, taking care a moody Tsuna. And add up they were all men.

END~

Tsuzuku~

AN: hello! Here's an update for varia's girl. My I updated 3 stories today haha. So anyways. The raid arc is almost up! Just around 2 more chapters I guess? We'll see. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the story!

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