an: no this is not fefkat. Homestuck isn't mine BLUH BLUH and here's another chapter

Chapter 2:

You wake up to the smell of cake. Betty Crocker, to be exact. And then you immediately freak out. You've always had a weird hate for Betty Crocker the batterwitch.

She must burn, you say, she must burn...

Your name is John Egbert and today is your first day of school. You are one of the 1000 'special' people 'chosen' for Skaia high, the most acclaimed and hard to get into school. You pride yourself in being the most acclaimed and excellent prankster as well as the greatest fan of Nicolas Cage, who is your idol. This is proved by the great number of movie posters hung around your room.

You live with your father, who, unlike you, has a baking fetish. Your dad also has a weird clown obsession, you know this from the numerous harlequins scattered throughout your house. He seems to think that you like them, giving you loads of clown crap instead of the movie posters you love so much for your birthday.

Skaia high is in a remote place in Oregon, with first class dorms and classrooms, the place is funded by the extremely well known Crocker inc. which owns MANY companies and premesises. Crocker inc owns Betty Crocker, so you almost didn't apply, as you said before, you hate the Batterwitch and she must burn...

But coincidentally, your internet friend Dave was going, so you decided to apply as well.

Since you live in Washington, your father arranged for you to take a bus to the school, because he didn't want you alone on an airplane, plus Oregon was only like, a three hour drive from your house.

Of course, you fell asleep after ten minuets of riding in the bus, surrounded by other people who would attend the school, chatting up a storm. You drift off dreaming of Nic Cage and the Batterwitch finally dying.

You are now Feferi Pixeis, and you are exited. Today happens to be your first day of school, public school. The years of begging and pleading your mother to allow you to attend her school, and now you are! As long as you have a body guard though.

But no matter how many different body guards were brought to your judgment, you weren't satisfied. You didn't want to be viewed as the 'rich girl' at your school, you just wanted to be normal and make friends and have fun. That's why you wished to attended in the first place.

That's when the idea was sprung apon her to bring one of the superhuman experiments Crocker inc was always creating. Not only were you releasing a caged and tortured creature, you'd also have a non obvious bodyguard as well!

And after convincing your mother that it would be a new variable in the experiment, to observe the creature in the real world. You chose experiment 612, who was a shortish male with candy red eyes and jet black hair, though his stature was small, after observing him operate, you were positive that he was the perfect one for the job. Not only did he look like the total opposite of the daughter of the CEO of the Crocker industries's bodyguard, he was good at what he did.

You enter a white room that has no windows and two doors, one a rusty metal one, and the other (the one you entered through) a stainless steel barricaded one, with bolts evenly placed around it.

You jump as the rusty door opens, and you see experiment 612, there, looking surprised as he looks you over. He mustn't have expected someone who isn't an experimenter. You smile,

"Hi! I'm Feferi! Pleased to meet you!"