Puerto Rican Ninja

Monday back at work felt different in a good way. She had Punk sharing a desk with her and although they were strictly professional he'd brush up against her leg or shoot her a wink throughout the day but still managed to get a work done.

"I'm going back to Chicago." Punk announced close to five. AJ's entire face fell as she turned to look at him and he couldn't help but laugh. "Let me rephrase I'm going back to Chicago to pack up my place and put it on the market."

"Oh." She said relieved. "When?" she asked.

"Tomorrow." Punk said to her.

"It's going to take you longer than a day." AJ noted.

"I have some friends that will pack up most of it for me." He smirked. "Its going into storage until I get place out here anyway."

"Have you found a place by the way?" she asked. "You told me you looked."

"No not yet but I don't want to be far from here or your place." Punk smirked.

"Well you can stay with me until you find something." AJ offered.

"That would save me from having to pay for a hotel." Punk noted.

"It'll be fun." She smiled.

"There's an apartment available in your building." Punk noted casually as he marked some paperwork.

"You should take it! I mean I know it's not your level but the apartments on the higher floors are much nicer." AJ told him anxiously.

"Yea it's the top floor." Punk said to her.

"The penthouse?" AJ asked. "How can you afford that?"

"I make a lot of money also I don't spend a lot of money." Punk teased. "I wanted to clear it with you before I signed off on it."

"I'd love that!" she said happily. "I'll have you right by me."

"AJ!" Corey yelled walking right into the office.

"You don't knock?" Punk asked Corey annoyed.

"I have a compliant." Corey said ignoring Punk. "You're feeling for Paul? Well do something about your security."

"What happened?" AJ frowned. "We've never had a problem with security before."

"The new one." Corey said annoyed.

"You are such a fucking tattle tale." Dean laughed walking into the office after Corey. "I was only doing my job." He said to AJ seriously.

"He hit me!" Corey yelled.

"Barely." Dean scuffed.

"Tackled me to the ground!" Corey added.

"You ever play football?" Dean asked the man annoyed.

"Why did you do that Dean?" AJ asked annoyed.

"There was noise coming from his office and I did what I'm supposed to do and investigated it. I saw he was on top of a pretty young pale woman who seemed to be in discomfort and I stopped his actions." Dean told her in a professional voice.

"You were having sex with Paige in your office?" AJ asked Corey.

"Again?" Punk added.

"What I do in my office is my fucking business." Corey remarked. "I'm the star artist here! Do you want me to walk? Take my talents to DC?"

"No!" AJ said shooting up out of her seat. Paul would kill her if Corey quit.

"Why are you acting like such a baby?" Punk asked annoyed.

"I want him fired." Corey said pointing to Dean.

"No." Punk said annoyed. "He was doing his job."

"Yea fuck off." Dean said childishly.

"Do something about your boys." Corey warned AJ.

"Come on I'll walk you back to your office." She said with a smile to Corey and shot both Dean and Punk glares as she walked him out.

"That was fun." Dean smirked plopping in the big leather chair across Paul's desk.

"Told you." Punk chuckled. "I'm heading back to Chicago to put my place up for sale and pack some stuff up. You'll be around right?"

"Yea, yea I'll watch her like a hawk." Dean said to him. "Are you actually coming back?"

"Of course I'm coming back." Punk scoffed. "I'm already about to sign off on a new place."

"Thank god." Dean groaned. "Walking in on you two and seeing your bare pale ass last night was enough to even push me out of that dream apartment."

"I make no promises but I'll be in the same building." Punk smirked.

"Oh god I'm still going to hear you two." Dean frowned.

"Why don't you go out and get yourself girlfriend." Punk suggested.

"I don't need a girlfriend I get laid enough." Dean said to him with a scoff.

"Dean." AJ announced walking into the office.

"What did I do?" Dean asked innocently.

"I had to beg him to let this go." AJ said to him. "Be nice to him." She warned him.

"I am fucking nice. I saved that poor assistant from probably the worst sex of her life speaking of what the fuck were you thinking?" Dean asked her.

"You told him?" AJ asked Punk who looked away and back at his paperwork trying not to get involved.

"My pinky is bigger than his dick." Dean said in a disappointed voice. "Did it do anything for you?"

"Let's not talk about dicks pleasing my girlfriend." Punk added casually reading over the documents in front of him.

"I don't want this to be unprofessional." AJ whined. "Promise you'll be nice."

"Yea whatever." Dean said standing up. "I'm going to lunch."

"Bye Dean." AJ said to him with a sigh as she went back to her chair.

"Want anything?" Dean asked.

"Nah we're working through lunch." Punk said to him.

"Cute. I'll lock the door behind me." He mocked walking out of the office.

As soon as Dean was gone Punk tossed the pen he was using behind himself and looked towards her.

"Break time." He said tapping the desk.

"No." She said to him. "I just had a conversation with Corey about this."

"Get on the desk AJ." He said seriously.

"We promised Paul no sex on his desk." AJ reminded him.

"I'm not going to have sex with you on his desk." He laughed. "I'm going to eat you out on his desk then I'm going to fuck you in his chair- it's not his desk."

"Phil-" she started but he tugged her out of her chair and without putting up a fight placed her on the edge of Paul's desk.

"You're wearing a short little skirt what did you expect?" Punk said seriously as he reached under her skirt and pulled her thong down her legs.

AJ tugged her tight skirt up as Punk clasped his hands over her thighs and spread them apart. Before AJ knew it Punk's head was nuzzled between her legs and AJ was holding the back of his head as his tongue ran wild over her. Punk's hands moved to her ass to push her against his mouth more. AJ's eyes were rolling to the back of her head as she tried to keep her voice down. AJ's other hand that wasn't gripping his head moved to her blouse and she began to unbutton a few buttons growing hot.

AJ lost her strength and fell back against the desk as Punk's fingers moved to her lips and spread them apart so his tongue could slide right in. AJ grabbed at her breasts as she arched her back slightly every time Punk's tongue hit her. His tongue was longer than she remembered she thought to herself. Soon Punk tongued moved to her clit as he slipped his two fingers into her.

"That's it baby." AJ said with her eyes shut tightly.

Punk didn't respond but just continued his movements until she finally came and he was glad it was sooner rather than later because he needed her now anyway. When he was done he slid his two fingers into his mouth and sucked them dry and watched as AJ sat up slowly. She looked like she was in a fog but gave him a devious smile. He undid the top of his pants and pulled her onto his lap and let her slid down.

"You're always so warm." He grinned happily and cupped her perfect ass and helped her move up and down.

Paul's poor chair was squeaking as she made love to him in the chair and was a little afraid it would break but it didn't slow either one down one ounce. Punk looked over her shoulder and rested his chin there to make sure no one walked in and surprised them while AJ pushed him to his breaking point.

Eventually they both came at the same time but the minute they did they began to kiss. It was more intimate than the act of sex itself. Punk would kiss her until his lips melted off his face if he could.

"I love you." He murmured against her lips.

"What?" she asked unsurely pulling her lips away.

"You heard me." He said to her. "I love you."

"You don't even know me." She pointed out.

"I know you." He grinned. "I know you better than anyone. I've loved you since the first day I saw you."

AJ didn't say the words back but Punk didn't expect her too she just grabbed his face and kissed him again….

Later that day Punk was headed off to airport and AJ walked him to his cab.

"You're definitely coming back right?" AJ asked as he held onto her hand.

"I swear." He laughed. "I told the building owner I'd take the place upstairs and put a deposit down. I'll be back in a few days."

"Ok." She smiled lightly and he gave her a kiss.

"If you need help with anything here call me." He said to her.

"What if I just want to talk to you?" she asked cutely.

"Than definitely call." He chuckled.

"Before you go." She said grabbing on his hand as he was about to get into the cab. "I love you too."

"I know." He laughed and kissed her forehead then climbed into the back of cab.

As the cab drove off AJ gave a sweet wave knowing he was looking back at her. Those butterflies were back. He was gone for less than a minute and missed him already. She couldn't get the smile off of her face if she tried but as she turned to walk into her building Randy Orton was leaning against the door.

"Oh you again?" AJ huffed. "I should have known I'd be seeing you. Are you going to speak or lurk like your freaky friend?"

"Just saying hello." Randy shrugged.

"Get away from my door." AJ said to him. "And stop coming around and stop trying to scare him off."

"Where's he off to?" Randy asked curiously not budging. "Did he tell you he was coming back?"

"It's not your concern now move." AJ said to him. She was a lot stronger than the last time he had run into her a year ago.

"He's no different from us. You saw what he did to Ryan." Randy pointed out. "Save yourself the hurt and pain and just walk away now."

"He did what he did to Ryan because he was protecting me." AJ reminded him coldly. "He'll do it to you too if you don't get out of my way."

"Look I just wanted-" Randy started holding his hands up and defense and it was the opening AJ needed to twist his wrist and flip him onto the ground. AJ had her knee dug into the back of Randy's neck before he even knew what was happening.

"Fuck! Get off!" Randy yelled.

"A lot has changed in the last year. You don't control my life or his stay away from me." She hissed letting him go then walking into her building.

Later that night AJ was on the couch watching TV when Dean walked in.

"Hey did you see anyone hanging around downstairs?" AJ asked him.

"It's New York AJ a lot of people hang around outside." Dean laughed taking his jacket off. "Can you be a tad more specific?"

"Randy or Ryan." She said to him.

"They're back?" Dean asked.

"Randy was- kicked his ass by the way." She said proudly as she looked back towards the TV.

"Call me." Dean said seriously as he plopped down next to her on the couch.

"I will next time I promise." She said to him.

"Did you tell Punk?" Dean asked.

"No he's busy I'll tell him later." AJ said to him.

"Stop trying to take on the world." Dean said to her. "You don't have to anymore. These guys are dangerous AJ."

"I know, I know oh by the way are you coming with me on Saturday?" she asked him.

"Where?" Dean asked.

"To my parents house. It's Robbie's birthday and you know they like to do something." AJ said to him. "They told me to invite you."

"Eh I don't think so." He said to her. "I'm working really hard on staying sober and being around your family is great but painful."

"I get it." She assured him.

"You shouldn't go alone though. Bring Punk." Dean suggested.

"I don't know if he's ready to meet my family." AJ said to him.

"Why the hell not? He's back you seem to be happy about it." Dean pointed out.

"I know it's just a lot I don't want to scare him off." AJ admitted.

"Just ask him." Dean said standing up. "Want to order a pizza?"

"Sounds good." She smiled as her phone rang. "Speak of the devil." She grinned answering the call. "I was just talking about you."

"All good I hope." Punk teased.

"Of course." She said to him. "Look after you left today Randy was there."

"Where?" Punk asked her.

"Outside my building." AJ told him. "He probably saw you get in the cab."

"Did he mess with you?" Punk asked her.

"Not really no." AJ said to him. "He wouldn't let me back into the building so I took him down. It was fun."

"At least all of those bruises are paying off." Punk mocked. "Call me next time."

"Alright Dean." She mocked. "He said the same thing."

"He's right." Punk said firmly. "Is Dean with you now?"

"Yea we're getting a pizza." AJ told him. "Are you going to be back by Saturday?"

"I'll be back by Wednesday." He told her. "Why? What's Saturday?"

"My family is doing this thing for my brothers birthday on Saturday and I promised I'd be there because I didn't go last year-" she began.

"I'll be there." He said cutting her off. "That is what you were going to ask me right?"

"Yea it was." She said to him. "Are you sure?"

"Yea I'd like to meet the Mendez family." Punk said to her honestly.

"Primo will be there too." AJ added.

"I already know him." Punk reminded her. "It's cool I want to be there for you."

"Thank you." She said smiling even though he couldn't see it.

A few days later Punk led AJ a few flights up to his brand new apartment. As soon as he opened the door AJ was in awe of the place.

"How is this in the same building as my place?" AJ asked walking around the completely empty space. "It's huge!"

"Yea it's about the size of three of your apartments." He smirked. "I don't know if it's enough space yet for me. I had such a big place in Chicago but this one is about the same in price. Living in New York is pricey."

"You're not kidding." She said walking towards his windows and looked down. "You have an amazing view."

"You can come up here whenever you like and look out the window." He offered. "I mean it anytime just come right up."

"Tell me you moved here and into this building because you wanted to and not because you felt the need to be close to me because of your bother." AJ said turning to look at him.

"What?" Punk laughed nervously. "Why would you even say that?"

"Dean told me you called him and asked him to come home." AJ informed.

"He has such a big fucking mouth." Punk mumbled.

"He asked me to show him some Krav Maga and I while I had his arm twisted I got some answers." She said to him. "Don't make do the same to you." She threatened.

"I moved her because I wanted to be near you." Punk said to her honestly. "Having Dean back eased my mind a bit sure. I didn't know if we'd get back together but regardless of my brother or us being together I'd be in this building."

"Even if we weren't together?" she questioned.

"Oh yea." He said surely. "I'd haunt you everywhere you went until you got so fed up you'd give me another chance."

"So it's not about your brother?" AJ asked him.

"No the first time we ended it was because of him." Punk told her. "It's not about him I'm not letting him control my life. I want to be in New York, I want to be with you and I'll worry about him later. I want to work and I want to be happy that requires you."

"Really?" she asked sweetly.

"Yes." He said to her. "Now do you want the tour?"

"You mean there's more than two bedrooms?" she asked and he let out a laugh. "Yea I have three bedrooms in here and a laundry room."

"You have your own washer and dryer." She asked with hopeful eyes.

"Maybe." He shrugged knowing she hated using the building's laundry room.

"Ok so this the only time I'll ever offer sexual favors for something." She said to him seriously and he narrowed his eyes at her. "How can I get into that laundry room?" she asked slinking over to him and undoing his belt slowly but looking up at him with big doe eyes.

"I really have to think about it." He mocked seriously. "You know I hate sharing."

"And I really hate sulking around the dirty laundry room so late all by my lonesome." She said slowly unzipping his jeans now but they both kept their eyes on each other.

"Don't guilt me. You could kick anyone's ass who tried to mess with you." He pointed out.

"Or maybe I'll meet a rich handsome stranger who will sweep me off my feet." She suggested innocently.

"Why would a rich man be hanging out in a dirty laundry room?" he questioned.

"Looking for his Julia Roberts?" AJ suggested and he looked confused by her Pretty Woman reference.

"This was cute and sexy and at first but now I'm going to cut the chase and say you can do all your laundry up here anytime, I'd prefer it actually." He said to her.

"Why so you can sniff my thongs?" she teased.

"I don't want to sniff your clean thongs." He said scrunching up his face. "While you're up here doing laundry you can wash the clothes that you wear up here. I'll have you naked and to myself."

"It's a win/win." She grinned.

"But getting back to those sexual favors…." He trailed off grabbing her tiny hand and kissing it then pushing it down south into his boxers….

Punk and AJ had made it to New Jersey that following Saturday for a Birthday BBQ in honor of her brother. Her entire family showed, cousins, aunts, uncles, her ex, his (new) wife, their kid- it was a full house and unbelievable Punk was getting along better with her family than she was.

She watched from a swing set up in the back as Punk helped her father BBQ and smiled lightly. Punk was really trying with her and her family. Of course this was meant to be a time where everyone gathered around to just basically check in realizing life was short and unexpected but all AJ could think about was her brother and how much he would have liked Punk and it would have been Robbie over there with her father and Punk.

"Penny for your thoughts?" Primo asked taking a seat next to her on the swing.

"Just thinking of Robbie." She admitted without shame. "Congratulations on the wedding."

"It was small and in City Hall. Your parents threw us the reception here in the yard." Primo laughed.

"That's nice." She said to him.

"I remember the guy you bought. He came looking for you a long time ago." Primo noted.

"Yea he just moved to New York." AJ told him.

"He a good guy?" Primo asked.

"One of the best." She said with a smile looking towards Punk who was laughing at something her father was saying.

"Good I'm happy for you." Primo said to her. "

"April." Rosa said walking over with a baby in one arm and a cigarette in her other hand.

"Hello Rosa." AJ said forcing a smile at her brothers ex and exes current.

"You look cute. Big city job must be paying you well." Rosa noted eyeing AJ's much nicer clothing.

"I got a promotion." AJ shrugged.

"Your parents told me that's great." Primo said to her.

"If you love her so much why didn't you just stay married to her." Rosa said annoyed then stormed off.

"Sorry about her." Primo laughed standing up. "I should go talk to her before she poisons my dinner tonight."

"I would." AJ giggled.

As soon as a Primo stood up his seat was taken by Punk who she hadn't even noticed walked back over.

"I was going to come over and mark my territory." Punk frowned looking over to where Primo chasing after Rosa.

"He's married." AJ smirked.

"If I was married I'd still fall all over myself for you." Punk shrugged.

"I thought you liked Primo?" AJ asked.

"I do but I love you." Punk smirked. "Your family is great by the way."

"They really like you." AJ said almost surprised.

"They dig me." Punk shrugged. "It must be in the Mendez blood."

"Must be." AJ agreed then rested her head on his shoulder.

"You ok? Want to head out of here?" he asked her. "I know you're not having a good time."

"Think you could sneak me out?" she asked hopefully.

"Please." He scuffed smugly. "I'm an expert of sneaking girls past their parents."

"I'll pretend I didn't hear that but take you up on the offer anyway." She said to him.

Punk held AJ's hand as they walked around the neighborhood she grew up in. He let her point out places that held special memories for her along the way and shared funny stories.

"Oh and this tree!" AJ said pulling him towards it. "My name is carved in it." She said proudly pointing at it.

"Primo & April 4Ever." Punk choked out. "Original." He said with a sarcastic smile.

AJ watched as Punk took out his keys and moved towards the tree.

"Do not carve my name out!" AJ warned him.

"I'm not, I'm carving his out." Punk said scratching out Primo.

"We are too old to be carvings name into a tree." She laughed looking around to make sure no one was watching them.

"I'm putting my name over it that's all." Punk said carving into the tree.

"What if he sees that?" she asked.

"What does he care? He has his own wife to worry about." Punk snorted. "Done." He said pulling away. It now read 'Punk & April'.

"It's perfect." She said to him. "And thanks for sneaking me away."

"Anytime." He said kissing the top of her head as he wrapped his arm around her shoulders and continued their tour of her hometown.

"So you're saying a little girl beat you up?" Alberto asked Randy with a laugh. They were all sitting in the cramped and dingy Brooklyn apartment.

"She did some like ninja shit on me and stop asking me about it it's been like a week." Randy said annoyed. "My neck still fucking hurts." He said rubbing it.

"AJ pretty." Ryan added and Randy rolled his eyes.

"Shut. The. Fuck. Up." He said slowly to him.

"What is all of the bitching about?" Mike asked stepping out of his bedroom as he pulled up shorts.

"We're talking about your future sister-in-law kicking Randy's ass." Alberto laughed.

"Story never gets old." Mike laughed reaching for a beer. "She's getting stale." He said nodding towards the bedroom door where locked inside was some poor girl. "She's not even putting up a fight anymore."

"We'll take care of her." Randy said to him.

"I'd say grab the Puerto Rican Ninja but Randy wouldn't be able to drag her back here." Alberto laughed.

"Yea there goes my plan-A." Mike said glaring at him.

"Yea I'm sure your Boy Scout brother wouldn't stop here first if his pussy went missing." Randy remarked annoyed. "And I could take her if I had to!" he shouted towards Alberto.

"No Randy is right stop picking on him." Mike said sarcastically to Ryan and Alberto. "I don't want anything my little brothers dick has been in anyway." He added with a shiver.

"Call up Maria." Randy suggested. "She's been sniffing around and she's in New York this week."

"What did I say about putting my dick where Punk's dick has been?" Mike asked him annoyed.

"I'm sure it would piss him off and there's no way he can get you sent back to jail for it." Randy shrugged.

"You're right." Mike said surprisingly. "Let's have her over. Clean this shit up." He said referring to the booze, drugs and cash. "She's a classy lady."

"Alberto take the girl inside home." Randy said to him.

"Afraid she'll flip you over." Alberto laughed walking to the door as he grabbed a stack of money. "Okay sweetheart time to go home…"

Punk and AJ were all over each other as they reached her apartment door. AJ reached into her bag for her keys and Punk took them from her hand as he continued to kiss her. He unlocked the door and backed her into the apartment and reached for the light behind him causing a woman to startle and Punk and AJ to pull apart.

"Fuck do you two have to intrude?" Dean asked pulling the blanket over his bare body and the woman he was currently fornicating with.

"I'm sorry." She said covering her eyes and Punk frowned.

"Its your apartment." Punk said to her.

"Oh sorry AJ this is Renee." Dean said not moving off of the woman who was clearly embarrassed. AJ barely got a good luck at her since Dean's body was covering hers.

"Hi sorry." Renee said quietly.

"We'll just go into my arm it's fine." AJ said grabbing Punk's hand. "Or you could go into your room." She said to Dean.

"I could but I walked in on you and Punk boning on this very couch this morning so consider this payback." Dean said to her. "I'm about ready to start up again so I suggest you go upstairs to Punk's place."

"He doesn't have furniture." AJ frowned.

"No but I have a mattress." He said grabbing her hand and walking her to the door.

"Thanks man!" Dean shouted as Punk turned off the light and pulled AJ out of the apartment.

"Do you think they're serious?" AJ asked as Punk ushered her towards the elevator.

"I don't know." Punk said anxiously waiting for the elevator.

"Do you think he's still sober?" she asked.

"Seemed sober to me." Punk shrugged.

"He seemed a little out of it." AJ noted.

"He was in the middle of sex AJ." Punk snorted. "Where is this fucking elevator?" he hissed pushing the button again.

"You don't think she'll drag him down the wrong path do you?" AJ asked.

"He said Renee right? That's his new sponsor." Punk said to her.

"How do you know that?" AJ snapped.

"He mentioned her to me the other day or I heard him on the phone with her I don't really remember." Punk said as the door finally opened. "Finally!" he cheered.

"Wait! Since when are you and Dean better friends than me and Dean?" AJ asked following him on.

"We're not but I see him a lot now. Not just at work which is constant but at your place." Punk said to her.

"Why would he tell you about her and not me? Will I not like her?" AJ asked him.

"She seems ok from what he's told me." Punk said pushing for the penthouse floor as he began to fidget.

"What has he told you?" she demanded.

"She's his sponsor he wanted to ask her out and asked me where he could take her." Punk said as he rolled his eyes at the elevators slow pace.

"I can't believe you both lied to me." AJ said as the doors opened again and he pulled her off it.

"Nobody lied he's just not sure where it's going." Punk said to her. "It was their first date."

"And he already had sex with her?" AJ huffed folding her arms. "She seems like a slut."

"Do you remember our first date?" Punk asked as he unlocked his door. "It was three months after we had sex, do you remember the first time we had sex? The day we met. Don't throw stones sweetheart."

"Oh do you love her too?" AJ mocked walking into his place. "Don't get excited for sex either you're not getting anything until I get more details."

"That's fine I just have to pee." He said pushing her aside and racing into the bathroom.

AJ rolled her eyes then narrowed them thinking about Dean's mystery woman. There would be no way she'd let this woman hurt Dean or drag him back down. Also she was slightly jealous of Punk who knew such a private part about Dean's life, Dean didn't just confide in anyone and now she wondered what Punk had confided in him. She almost liked it better when they didn't talk it felt better than feeling like the odd one out.