The main cast of Heathers plays D&D. Shenanigans ensue. Reupload notes: Hi! I took this down at some point because I lost confidence in both my writing and this specific work. Now, I have better skills and am reuploading this edited prologue. Have fun reading it. I sure had fun writing it.

I ship Dukesaw and I don't see many fanfics for it so here ya go.

No BROmo bro.

On the surface, Heather Duke was the vivacious young lady we all knew her to be, but her soul was in Antarctica; freezing with the knowledge of the way fellow teenagers can be cruel – Heather Duke and Martha-centric

Na superfície, Heather Duke era a jovem vivaz que todos sabíamos que ela era, mas sua alma estava na Antártida; congelando com o conhecimento de como os adolescentes podem ser cruéis. - Heather Duke e Martha-centric / (English original - salty nap princess)

The story of how Heather Duke became 'friends' with the most popular freshman of Westerburg High. Picture is credited to Galactibun

It's something with a happy ending – Veronica and Betty Finn-centric

There is no good or evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it.

Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw, because I'm fucking Heather Chandler. And good sex, really. Questioning about my sexuality right now. Hi, I'm Veronica Sawyer, and when you don't see me, I'm drowning in pussy. What more can a girl that has a love-hate relationship and a very slight romantic idolization of her can want? [M for language and sexual content, obviously]

Heathers told in the style of learn to read with Dick and Jane books. If you teach your children to read with this I am not responsible for any lifelong trauma.

With all her heart, she wishes she could puke / So much for best friends – Heather Chandler-centric

It's hard to act like a character in a musical that you so happen to share the same name with, especially when you may be completely different from said character in terms of personality and fashion choices. (Modern AU with lots of OOC!)

She blew up his world with him still in it / Destruction was the answer – J.D.-centric

If only your crush on your kindergarten girlfriend could just stay in kindergarten, then you wouldn't ruin her life as well as yours.

(a rewrite of chaos is what killed the dinosaurs). Jason Dean was a bit of a cryptid, as some would say. Many towns in America had the misfortune of bearing Big Bud Dean's trademark, and Sherwood, Ohio was the next stop. However, when he discovers that there's a homicidal brunette in Westerburg's ranks, things get blown out of proportion. (ROLESWAP AU)

Jason Dean is the newest student at Westerburg. He meets Veronica Sawyer, and the pair become entwined with life and death. One problem: Veronica actually enjoys killing, but JD isn't so satisfied. (Inspired by a Tumblr post) (Contains both the musical and movie universes) (Full disclaimers/warnings in the author's note).

Heather McNamara has a monstrous secret. If she can hide her true nature and be obedient, popular, and powerful, she might survive high school. Or she might not.

Veronica Sawyer can see ghosts but cannot fight them. Jason Dean has hunted the ghosts he cannot see since he was a child. When they meet at Westerburg High and dead bodies start piling up around them, they need to rely on each other's abilities to fight a particularly ambitious and deadly ghost who's out for their blood.

If you were to describe Veronica Sawyer, the main trait that would come up is her utter confidence. How she doesn't seem to regret anything. Nobody knows how utterly false that was.

An attempt by yours truly to, for once, write a sad story but failing miserably.

What if the lyrics to 'Candy Store' is a code word for not being straight? No seriously, just because I was drinking alcohol when I had this idea didn't mean that it was a bad thought right?

God finally answered the desperate prayer Heather Duke prayed every night. Heather Chandler was dead, and there was much rejoicing. Now Westerburg High needs a new leader. Heather Duke thinks her quiet and shy new friend, Jason Dean, wants to help her gain power.

When Heather McNamara leaves boarding school and starts at Westerburg Elementary, she meets Heather Chandler.

A girl in senior year at Westerberg High has joined the school newspaper, and decides to take on a rather dangerous assignment- documenting the multiple ghosts of the school. Read Veronica Sawyer's account of the events that happened the first two weeks of the school year of 1989, then follow Diana Leigh on her four-night quest to understand the Ghosts' side of the story.

This is an AU where JD survives the explosion, and meets Veronica at a 7-11 some years later. My personal headcanon is that JD had dated and dumped many girls in his previous schools before he came to Westerburg, and he was intrigued by Veronica since she seemed smarter than the rest. \\TRIGGER WARNING: self harm, verbal/physical abuse, smoking.