Hey, new chapter yay!! So this was fun to write, it was also written on Yom Kippur, but i figured I'd save it for a few days to edit and whatnot. I hope you like it!

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Chapter 27. Monkey/Chimpanzee

(this is based off the fact that Sabrina understood why the chimps were upset when Daphne called them Monkeys).

Sabrina looked around, then shouted, "I'm not coming any further in Puck, so you'd better get over here NOW!"

She looked around. Silence greeted her words. She sighed, and then pulled out her secret weapon.

Immediately, there was a clatter from the trees to her right. She wondered briefly if Puck carried the trees into his room himself or if they were just magic that he pulled from wherever he created this room. She shook the secret weapon.

"Come on, you'd better come to me if you want anything!"

Another rustle sounded, and then suddenly three chimps came tumbling out of the woods. They charged her, stopping only when Sabrina pulled out a butter knife and held it close to her secret weapon.

"You come any closer and the banana gets it." The chimps froze, and began making soft sad noises. Sabrina stared them down sternly.

The chimps began whistling and shrieking angrily. Sabrina shouted over them, "You know what I want. Go get him, and the bananas go free!" She rolled her eyes internally.

The chimps deliberated among themselves for a few moments, then defeated, turned and disappeared into the woods.

Sabrina waited patiently, tapping the bananas with the butter knife absently.

Crashes emerged from the woods, and a screaming voice rose over them, "What are you doing!? Insubordination! You traitors!"

With a final thud, the woods broke open to reveal the three chimps holding their captive gently but firmly. Puck was held in a headlock by one, his arms and legs pinned by the other two. He seemed to have forgotten his wings in his fury.

The chimps stopped a few feet away from Sabrina, clutching Puck and eyeing the bananas.

Sabrina held the bananas aloft, and Puck shouted, "Bananas? You're betraying me for bananas?!"

The chimps whistled angrily and shook Puck into silence. Sabrina smiled benevolently at Puck.

"Never mistake the power of food." With that, she stepped forward, grabbed Puck's ear, and hurled the bananas towards the woods.

Screeching, the chimps grabbed their prize and fled, looking back at Puck sadly.

Puck struggled, and with a whimper subsided. Sabrina's hold on his ear hurt.

Sabrina marched towards the door, Puck following sulkily behind. He tugged at her hair angrily.

"How dare you use my army to get to me! You foul human!"

Sabrina rolled her eyes. "If I didn't get pranked every time I stepped in here, I wouldn't do it. Now come on, Stinky. It's bath time."

The chimps' soft crying over their weakness was only covered by Puck's howl of pure agony. And then the door shut, and all went quiet.

After a few moments, one chimp turned to his leader and grunted, "You think we should tell The General that it isn't about the bananas?"

The leader growled back. "Never. General Puck would never forgive us if we told him that we just like the blonde girl because she makes him bathe."

The third shook himself. "And thank goodness for that. It's about time he had a bath."

The three chimps nodded and shook themselves, then headed back to their mates to get cleaned.

It was bath time.

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I hope you enjoyed it!!

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Tam