Chapter Nine: Ferris Wheel Confessions

A/N: "Phew!" This is a long one! There was a lot to cover. About a third of it just on Judy's talk with her parents alone. I hope you guys think I treated Spots sexuality turn with respect. It's something I made sure took a long time to happen over several stories. I cut her talk with Judy to save time and incorporated it into her talk with Rose. It just made sense to go with it at the time.

3:45pm At the County Fair

Stu was sitting on a plank above a large tub of water. His face was caked in clown makeup. Some of the Hopps kids were helping with the line. Bonnie was doing the announcing."Step Right up! Five dollars to try and dunk the clown! All money goes to Zootopia society for homeless rodents!"

Judy approached her parents. "Hey guys! Doing a charity drive?"

"Judy!" Stu shouted. Bonnie went over to give her daughter a hug. "Oh Judy! How is everyone?"

"Great! We just picked up our fifth child, Cindy. She's Petey's twin sister. She's a bit mentally challenged and can bite, but the kids seem to like her. Except Cotton. She made a bad impression with her."

Bonnie was surprised. "Another child? Let me look at you!"

"What?!"

Bonnie grabbed Judy's face and looked up and down it from all angles. "What are you doing mother?"

"GASP! You got married! Stu! Judy and Nick got married!"

"WHAT?!" Stu said, right before getting dunked into the water by a perfect shot. He pulled himself to the side and spit out some water. "Hey! I wasn't ready!"

"How can you possibly know that just by looking at me?!" Judy asked.

"A mother knows. Besides, you and Nick wouldn't be making such a big decision to raise another child without being married."

"Are you mad?" Judy asked.

"A little you could have waited for the wedding ceremony. What was the rush?!"

"It was for insurance. I'm...I'm going back to Zootopia tonight."

Bonnie got upset. "No you're not! There's supposed to be riots tonight from what I hear on the news! You can stay home!"

"I have to go mom! I'm an officer of the law! It's my duty to protect the city!"

"But you're doing your fair share here! Didn't you tell me you were doing some kind of investigation?!"

"Yes! And I've already yielded some results! The Good Deer blimp that's been missing for a few weeks has been spotted here! In Bunnyburrow!"

"That's impossible!" Bonnie replied. "It's huge! Everyone would have seen it."

"It has some kind of stealth tech inside of it keeping it invisible. Plus, our main investigation is that a fox went savage all of the sudden at one of the nearby grocery stores. We believe it was nighthowler gas and the the gas may have come from that blimp! You see mom?! Things that happen in Zootopia affect everyone else. Even in Bunnyburrow. That's why my job is so important!"

"You still haven't told me what going back to the city has to do with you getting married to Nick!"

"Like I said, insurance. I'm...I'm afraid I might die tonight. If that happens to both me and Nick, I want our children to be able to stay together. Spots will take custody."

Bonnie was getting upset. "You're afraid you might die?! Think of how we feel! Wait. Spots getting the kids. Does this include Michael?"

"Yes! Of course! He's bonded with his new siblings!"

"He's got hundreds of siblings! He should go back to us! Judy, how could you?!"

"You mean those siblings that dad paid five bucks each to be nice to Michael?! Yeah, some siblings!"

Bonnie looked upset at Stu. "Stu! Did you bribe them to be nice to Michael?!"

"I had to dear! I had to make sure he felt lov-AAAH!" SPLASH! "I wasn't ready!"

Bonnie was starting to tear up. "Judy, how could you be so selfish! He's our blood! IF you left your family to us in the will, we'd understand, But...but to leave him to that savage hyena?!"

Now Judy got mad. "Spots is not savage! She's a sweet girl!"

"And look what that 'sweet girl' did to Rose! I've had enough of this! I'm leaving!" Bonnie started to storm off.

"Fine!" Judy yelled.

"She'll be back." Stu said. "She just needs time to cool down."

"It's not like you guys wouldn't see the kids. Spots can't live on her own until she's 18 so we'd have the kids live here."

"Thanks honey. Say, can you help me put more clown makeup on?"

"Why? The other hasn't come off."

Stu was surprised "What?! Let me see the makeup kit!" Judy handed it to him and he read the instructions carefully. "Oh No! 'Warning: Do not use on rabbit fur. Can become permanent?!"

Judy couldn't help but laugh. Stu wasn't happy though. "This is serious Judy! I might have to shave my face just to get it off!"

"Or wait until you shed." She replied.

"UGH! I got enough troubles as it is. I HAVE to make 10 million for charity!"

Judy was shocked. "TEN MILLION?!"

"Shhhh! Keep it down! And for God's sake, don't tell your mother!"

"Why do you have to raise that much?!"

"Because Gazelle only promised to appear if I raised that much. I stupidly told the T.V. station that she would appear at our 'wedding-palooza' at the end of the month, but forgot to mention the charity part until AFTER the video editor told the producer at the station. Now, if I don't get Gazelle to the big wedding,the TV station will sue me and I'll lose the farm!"

Bonnie came from around the corner. "WHAAAAT?!"

Stu was scared to death. "B-Bonnie dear! I thought you left!"

"Don't you 'Bonnie dear' me!" She then turned her attention to her sons. "Boys! Get two bags of ice from our snow cone booth."

Stu was getting nervous. "I-I better get off."

"YOU STAY RIGHT THERE! The customers paid good money to dunk you and I'll even throw twenty dollars in myself. I'm getting in line!" She was fuming. "You only think of yourself don't you! You're greedy and a coward!"

"Now see h-"

"SHUT UP! Either your sacrificing my own father to save your skin, or your coming up with some stupid 'get rich quick' scheme that puts the whole town in danger!"

"Bonnie dear! Everything I've done, I've done for our family!"

"Like hell! You did it solely for the farm!"

"Which is how we are able to afford so many children! The farm is part of our family! Without it, we have nothing!"

Tears came down Bonnie's eyes." We have each other. If you can't figure that out, then maybe..." The boys came with the bags of ice. "Pour the ice in the tub."

Stu was scared beyond belief. Honey no! I could get hypother-...hyperten...hippo...I could get a really bad cold!"

Bonnie gathered up four balls. "I paid my twenty bucks, so here goes."

She readied her arm. "First, you got my father killed!" She threw the first pitch. It was a miss.

She grabbed another ball. "Then, you built that stupid dam that starved the hawks and made them come here!" A swing and another miss.

She grabbed another. "And now...now you literally bet the farm so a celebrity could show up for this stupid 'Wedding-Palooza' that no one asked you to put on! We're gonna lose everything if she doesn't show!" She threw again. It missed, but grazed the target.

Stu was begging her. "Honey please! I know the dam was a mistake, but everything I've done for the farm was to keep us living well! Hell, I even got my nuts snipped for you!"

She grabbed the last one. "You're nothing but a greedy coward! You care more about yourself than you do this family! If we lose the farm then..." Bonnie started to sob. "...Then...I'm leaving you!" She threw the ball one last time. Bullseye. Stu fell into the drink.

His sons rushed to get him out and Bonnie ran off in tears. "Mom wait!" Judy shouted.

"Let her go." Stu replied. "Oh Judy! I never meant for it to get this bad. What am I going to do?!"

"I'm not sure dad. How much have you manage to raise so far?"

"1.4 million."

"Wow! That's pretty good! Look, maybe I can help. You know Bobby Catmull right?"

"Your old boyfriend from Junior High?"

"Right. He's also Nick's future father in-law AND a close friend of Gazelle's. She buys a lot of the songs he writes. You know 'Try Everything?' "

"Who doesn't?"

"Well that's his. I'll call him and see if he can persuade Gazelle to lower the amount."

Stu jumped out of the tub and hugged his daughter. "Oh thank you Judy! That would be a huge help!"

"GAAAH! You're ice cold and wet!"

"Sorry dear. Will you try to talk to your mother for me?"

"I will."

"Tell her I'm sorry and that I love her."

"Alright dad. You're not mad that I eloped with Nick are you?"

"Nah! As long as we have the ceremony that's fine. Honey, I've accepted long ago that you'll never do what I say and frankly, you're doing great."

"Thanks dad."

Meanwhile, at the ferris wheel...

Cotton and Cole were alone in their car. "Just wait until you get to the top." Cole said. "The view is almost as breathtaking as you."

Cotton giggled. "Oh you flatterer!"

"Forgive me my dear Cotton, but what is up with your legs?"

"I was born with my knees backwards. It makes it very hard to walk forward, but I can walk backward with no problems. Also, check this out!" Cotton pulled her legs up to her chest with her back hooves touching her shoulders.

"That's amazing!" Cole said. "You can trim your own hooves!"

Cotton giggled. "I know, right?"

Michael was listening in the car below. He was very upset. "Grrrr!"

Cindy was copying him. "Grrrr!"

Bean was in the middle of the two. "I thought you said you broke up with her?"

"I did! That doesn't mean I have to like it!"

"You said she was better off without you."

"I know! It's just...just...I still love herrr!" Michael hugged onto Bean and started crying. Cindy copied Michael and started hugging and crying into Bean as well. "Cindyyy!"

Bean was having none of it. "Hey! Hey! I'm a rabbit! Not a sponge!"

Meanwhile...

Petey and Wiggly were near the top. The bunny kept his promise and held the pigs hand. Wiggly noticed that Petey was sending some vibes. The bunny was snuggling up to him and resting his head on his shoulder. "Ummm...Petey?"

"Yes?" The bunny boy replied.

"Do you like me?"

"Of course! We're besties!"

"I mean, do you...like-like me?"

Petey was put in a corner. He looked up at the pig, tears swelling in his eyes. "...Yes! I like you from the tips of your ears to that adorable, curly tail!"

Wiggly's eyes opened wide. "Really?! When we danced and you kissed me, I thought you said you weren't gay!"

"I-I didn't know! I always...FLARK!...always thought I might be. I mean, I love fashion and daddy lets me play with dolls. It wasn't until you danced with me and gave me that kiss that I doubted myself. I was really confused at first but then...then I couldn't stop thinking about you!"

"What about your mountain lion girlfriend?!"

"I was with her because I liked the attention and..BLUNK!..and I didn't want to hurt her feelings. But today...today I learned that I don't always need to make everyone happy. I can be happy for myself! Wiggly?"

"Yes?"

"Will you..CRUG!...Will you be my boyfriend?"

The pig smiled. "Yes! I like-like you too Petey!"

The two hugged each other in a close embrace. Petey cried. "Wiggly...can I call you Wiggles?"

"Sure!"

"Wiggles. I know when you danced with me, you came out to your family. When you go to school it's going to be very hard. Kids will make fun of you! They'll...BLIK.!.. be cruel! But I want you to know one thing. You have someone who'll be going through the same thing in another school. Someone who like-likes you. I want you to know that so you'll never feel alone."

"Thank you Petey. By the way, what were those words that were popping out of you?"

"I'm not sure. They're cuss words I overheard my grandma say She told me not to use them, but I can't help it! I have tourettes!"

"Those aren't real curse words! She tricked you!"

"Really? Holy carg!"

The two got to the top where their cart stopped. They were filling it up with other customers at the bottom. Wiggly could see all of Bunnyburrow. "It's sc-scary up here, but this is the second most beautiful thing I've seen today."

"What's the first?"

Wiggly put his arm around Petey. "You."

The bunny's ears bent down as he gushed. "Ooooooh!" He leaped into Wiggly's arms and gave him a few quick pecks on the lips.

Meanwhile...

Another same-sex couple was kissing in another cart. Only it wasn't innocent, little pecks. It was a passionate kiss. Lips locked, tongues intertwined. Rose had kept her promise to Spots. She was in the midst of kissing the hyena. To her surprise, she was enjoying it. It had been just over two years since the last time she kissed Spots and it did not end well. "Oh Vivian!" she whispered.

"Oh James!" Spots whispered back.

Rose didn't hear it in the middle of the passionate kiss but then, what happened next almost happened simultaneously. Rose's mid kept flashing back to the vicious attack. In her mind she saw the evil glare in Spots' eyes. Her fangs and claws bared. She could hear the roar in her mind "ROOOAR!"

On the other end, Spots had another image in her mind. Instead of Rose kissing her, all she could think of was James' bare-chested in his bathrobe and she couldn't stop imagining it was the cougar kissing her passionately. She then realized she said his name out loud.

The kiss was over. Rose pulled back quickly. "AAH!"

Spots pulled back quickly. "AAH!"

"I'm sorry." Rose said. "When I kissed you, all I could think about is the time when you attacked me."

"When I kissed you, all I could think about was James."

Rose nudged her friend. "Does this mean?..."

Spots smiled. She finally had her answer to the question that was burning inside her. "Yes. I love James! I'm in love with a boy! I'm straight! I've been straight all along!"

"Well now, I wouldn't say that." Rose said. "You're definitely bi."

"Well, I didn't start out that way. There was a part of me...a memory I buried, but I can't deny it anymore. I was going to talk to my mom about this, but you're a dear friend to me Rose."

"I take it you have a deep, dark secret?"

"Yeah."

"Awesome! I love those!"

Spots sighed. "This isn't a good one. When...when I was ten, I molested my father."

Rose's jaw dropped. "...What?!"

"I was living in Zootopia with my mom and dad. My mom was making money as a professional dancer for a night club and my father stayed at home. I hit puberty early at the age of ten. When it hit, all I could think about was boys."

"BOYS?!" Rose said. "You're kidding!"

"Nope. I loved my father. We were together all the time and he was my best friend in the world. He loved my mother very much, but hated that she danced for other men. He knew she only loved him, but it still hurt him. One time, I got up in the middle of the night to get some water and...I caught them having sex."

Rose was getting interested. "Oh?"

"Mom explained it that dad was feeling bad and she was making him feel happy. I could see the pain on him when she left, so...oh God! I hate talking about this! I feel like I'm betraying him all over again!"

"You're not!" Rose replied. "You're coming to the realization of who you are. This is important! You have to get over this hill."

Spots sighed. "You're right. Well...one...one day, mom left and dad was napping on the couch. I didn't understand sex that well and I...he was erect in his sleep and...h-he woke up in the middle of me...of me trying to make him happy!" She started sobbing.

"Oh my God." Rose replied.

"SNIFF! I-I've never seen him that angry at me in my life! He...He screamed 'Get off of me! What the hell are you doing?!' "

Spots started to wipe the tears away. "H-He realized I was confused on what making him happy meant. We talked about it for a long..SNIFF!...long while and he forgave me, but made me promise never to talk about it. Guess I just broke that promise."

"I still don't understand. How did you become lesbian?"

"I've never felt that kind of shame in my life! I was so ashamed of what I did that I never wanted to have those kinds of feelings again. I didn't yet understand what sex was. I loved my dad, but not that way! Well later on, I found that Dad was kind of sloppy about hiding his porn and I borrowed some of his magazines. They were all nude girls of various mammals in different acts. Instead of pleasing myself thinking of boys, I pleased myself to those images until I was sexually attracted to women and I fully convinced myself I was lesbian. When I finally came out as gay, my mom and dad were very supportive and I was able to leave that horrible memory behind me. That is, until James came along. Then, all my heterosexual urges came ROARING back! Damn sexy, charming cougar!"

There was a moment of silence between the two. Finally, Rose spoke. "And you think because of this you're straight now?"

"Well..."

"Did you enjoy kissing me?"

Spots blushed. "Yes."

"Do you still check out girls online?"

"Yeah. Although some of them have wieners. What's that called? Futon?"

"That's a pillow. Anyway, your bi! That feeling doesn't just go away because you realized you still like dudes. Besides, you were probably bi all along. Being gay is not a choice. It's something you feel deep within you."

Spots chuckled. "I think you just want me to keep a spot open for you down the road."

"Maybe I do." Rose said. "Although a beautiful girl like me is gonna have to beat off the lesbians with a stick." she joked.

Spots sighed. "Well, this will satisfy Princess."

"Who's Princess?"

"One of my multiple personalities I talk to in the mirror."

"O-kaaay! That's not too weird or anything."

"Speaking of. I need this to come full circle. Is there a bathroom nearby or some place private with a mirror?"

"We're two blocks from the farm from here. This county fair is actually Mr. Hopps large back yard."

"Good! I need to have a talk with myself."

"If that's the therapy you need." The disfigured bunny looked out the window and sighed. "Y'know, part of me was hoping the kiss would have done something for me and we'd be together again."

"It did something for me." Spots replied.

"HA! Yeah. Kissing my ugly face made you straight."

Spots hugged her friend. "Don't get discouraged. You'll find your loved one. I'm sure."

Moments earlier in Michael and Cindy's cart.

Michael was still confessing to Bean and Cindy. "I just love her so much! I only broke up with her to protect her."

Cindy didn't understand, but nodded her head like she did. "Ah...Cindy?"

"To protect her from bullies! She's going into the first grade in January and kids can be real cruel! It's bad enough with her backwards knees, but dating her brother who's another species? Kids online could bully her to the point where she'd want to kill herself! At the same time, if being with me makes her as happy as it makes me, maybe that's the right thing?"

"Why don't you let her decide?" Bean said.

"Who? Cindy?"

Bean rolled his eyes. "No! Your sheep sister! Your ex!"

"But that's..." Michael then cupped his ear. "Oooooh! That sly dog!"

"What going on? Bean asked.

"My brother Petey made the move. They're holding each other close I think."

"You must have really good heari..." Bean stopped as he noticed Cindy was hugging him closely. "...What's she doing?"

Cindy was lost in Bean's eyes. "Ooooh Cindy!"

Michael figured out what was going on. "Oh! I get it! Petey and Cindy are twins and they have this kind of...emotional bond."

"They can feel what each other feels?"

"Yup!"

Cindy started kissing Bean on the lips. "Mmmwah! Cindy!"

"W-Wait Cindy!" Bean replied. "I don't know you that well! Your just feeling your brothers emotions! Let's take it slow!"

Michael got upset. "What? You don't like her?"

"I kinda like her, but this isn't right!"

"You're just..." Michael stopped when he heard Cotton yelling. "Oh my gosh! That jerk!"

Moments earlier...

Cotton and Cole were at the top looking out at the world around them. Cotton was amazed. "You can see everything! It's so beautiful!"

"Not as beautiful as you, my dear!" Cole replied.

This made Cotton giggle. "TEE-HEE-HEE! Would you like to go out sometime?"

"Are we not out already?" Cole said as he held Cotton's hoof. "Why don't we cozy up for a bit?"

Cotton got nervous. "Oh! H-Hey! The wheels moving down. We'll be off soon."

Cole start to hold her a little too close. "Then let's not waste the time we have. Give me a kiss beautiful."

"What?! I-I couldn't! I just broke up with my boyfriend today! I-I need to get to know you better! Besides! I don't live around here, I'm from Zootopia!"

"Then let's make a beautiful memory! C'mon baby!"

Cole was forcing himself on Cotton and trying to kiss her lips. Cotton was fighting back. "That's enough! Stop!"

In the next cart that was now above, Michael had heard enough. "Oh my gosh! That jerk! I'm gonna kill him!"

Michael tried to climb out, but Cindy realized that they were up high. "Cindy! NO! NO!"

Cindy grabbed onto Michael's legs. Bean was helpless and could only watch. "Grab him Cindy! He'll kill himself!"

Michael was enraged. The wheel was moving downward. "Let me go Cindy! I have to protect her!"

"NO!" Cindy said.

Bean was surprised. "She can say something other than 'Cindy?' "

"A few things. Now let me go! I gotta save..." Before he could finish, they saw the window of Cotton's cart shatter as Cole was kicked off of it and fell onto the attendant below.

Cotton's head stuck out. "That's what you get you smiley sheep! No means no!"

Michael finally calmed down. "DAMN! She protected herself!" He finally calmed down and sat back down in the her. He looked over at his new sister. "Cindy...You stopped me. You may have saved my life!" He went over and hugged his sister.

She hugged him back. "Awww! Cindy." Then slugged him hard in the shoulder. Michael screamed "OW!" then laughed and the two started punching each other again for fun.

Bean just stared at them. "You two are weird."

Moments later Michael, Cindy and Bean were the last to get out of the ferris wheel. "Where is he?!" an enraged Michael yelled.

He looked over only to see Cole crying to his mother, Julie. "Mommeee! Sh-she SOB! She kicked me out of the cart and...GASP!...and I fell and hurt my bum-bum!She's so meeeean!"

"He was touching my 'bum-bum!' " Cotton yelled. "I told him to stop and he kept trying to kiss me!"

Julie was upset. "Is this true?"

"B-But mommy! She...She...I just wanted a girlfriend! W-A-A-A-A-A-H! B-A-A-A-A-H!"

Michael laughed. "HA! What a sissy! He's not even worth beating up." He then went over to Cotton and held her hooves. "Are you okay?"

She couldn't look at him. She was still upset with the bunny. "What do you care?"

"I-I'm sorry! I only broke up with you to protect you from bullies when you go back to school!"

"I can protect myself!" she yelled.

"I know that now! I'm sorry I hurt you Cotton, but it hurts not being with you. Will you take me back?"

Cotton was surprised. A big part of her wanted to say "yes", but he really hurt her. "Why? So you can break up with me again?!"

"This whole thing made me realize how much I love you!"

"Yeah sure."

Suddenly, Bean yelled out. "Wait! Cindy! Roll me over to them."

Cindy didn't understand. "Cindy?"

"Nevermind!" Bean rolled his way over to Cotton. "He meant every word! He told me himself! He even tried to exit his cart when it was high above to save you, but Cindy stopped him from practically killing himself."

Cotton looked back at Michael. "You...you almost killed yourself...for me?"

Michael looked deep into her eyes. "Christine...I would die for you."

Cotton couldn't hold the tears back. "Oh Michael my love!"

The two embraced and kissed deeply. As Cindy looked on, she felt the love too. She decided to kneel down and squish Bean's face.

"Whut are ooo doin'?" Bean asked with his face being compressed by Cindy's paws.

She replied by kissing him right on the mouth for a few seconds. She then parted his lips from him only to slap him in the face because she felt like it, then back to hugging him. "Ooooh Cindy!" she said.

"OW! That was great, but...OW!"

His big sister Rose came up from behind. "Looks like someone's got himself a girlfriend!"

"Maybe." Bean replied. "I've got butterflies in my stomach. I don't know if I'm in love or just scared out of my damn mind! Did you and the hyena kiss and make up?"

"We kissed." Rose replied. "But we're just good friends."

"Awww! That's too bad!"

Petey came up to Michael and Cotton. "You two are FUDGE! back together?! That's awesome!" The boy bunny hugged his two siblings.

"Well I'm not the only one in love." Michael said. "How about you and Wiggly?"

Petey was surprised to hear Michael say that. "Y-You know?! Please don't hate me!"

"Hate you?! I'm proud of you dude! It takes a lot of guts to come out. Plus I've known for a long time."

"Really?!" Petey replied. He then started to cry a little. "Thank you Mike! I...SNIFF! I love yooooou!"

The two bunny boys embraced. "I love you too Pete. In a brotherly way." Michael said. "You'll always be my best friend."

Spots approached Wiggly. "Hey! Are you Petey's new boyfriend?!"

Wiggly looked up at the hyena. He knew she was the one that scarred Rose's face.. "Y-Yes sir...MA'AM I mean!"

Spots sneered at the boy. "Well you better treat him like royalty. Or else!"

"O-Or else?!"

Spots picked up the pig and hugged him. "I'm just messin' with you dude! I'm a little bit queer myself. Now go give him a kiss!"

Petey saw the two. "Wiggly! Spots!"

"Hey Pete!" Spots said. "Guess what? I like boys too!"

"Really?!"

"Yeah! Looks like we both switched sides. I'm gonna call James soon and tell him how I feel. Now, this tubby guy is telling me he's your new BF?"

Petey blushed. "Y-Yeah. SHIT!"

Spots shoved Wiggly forward. "Well what are you two waiting for? Give him a kiss!"

A small crowd surrounded. Petey and Wiggly. They cheered them on. "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!"

Julie cheered from behind Gideon's wheelchair. "Kiss! Kiss!"

Wiggly was nervous. "Everyone's staring! I don't need this pressure!"

Petey held his hands. "It's not a dance this time, but I'll lead if you want."

Gideon looked concerned. "Ah...Ah don't know about this."

Petey hugged Wiggly and stood on his toes. He gave Wiggly a kiss on the lips that was a second longer than the quick pecks on the ferris wheel. The small crowd cheered and Wiggly held his bunny boyfriend tight. Tears of joy ran down his face. He realized he could now be gay and still be accepted.

Tears also ran down Gideon's furry cheeks. "Look at him Julie! Ah...SNIFF!...Ah never seen him so happy! Ah was so wrong! God bless him!"

The beautiful moment was ruined as Michael shouted out "slip him the tongue!"

"Don't you dare!" Gideon yelled back.

It was then that Judy was walking back to the ferris wheel and encountered everyone. "Hey guys!"

"Momma!" Yelled Cindy and she ran up to jump in Judy's arms.

Judy bent over and picked her up. "Hey baby! Did you have a fun time?!"

"Cindy!" Cindy yelled.

Petey was pulling Wiggly to meet up with Judy. "Mommy look! I have a SHIT! boyfriend now! This is Wiggly!"

"That was quick! That's the pig that danced with you at the party, right?"

"Yeah!"

"Cindy has a boyfriend too! I think." Michael said. "And me and Cotton got back together!"

Judy was confused. "Wait, what?"

Spots came by. "I'll explain. A lot happened on that ferris wheel. Petey confessed his love to Wiggly and Wiggly agreed to be his BF and they kissed in front of everyone, Cotton went on the ferris wheel with a black sheep named Cole who got too frisky, Michael, Cindy and their new friend Bean, 'yknow, the limbless one?"

"Oh yes! Rose takes care of him. The poor thing."

"Yeah. They were in the cart below. When Petey got lovey-dovey with Wiggly, Cindy got lovey-dovey with Bean. Michael heard Cole trying to take advantage of Cotton and went crazy. He tried to climb out of the cart while it was on the top."

"Oh my gosh!" Judy yelled.

"But Cindy grabbed his legs and stopped him."

Judy looked down at Cindy. "Good girl!" She kissed her a few times and Cindy responded by nibbling her nose. "Hey! You little rascal! Is that it Spots?"

"No. When the ride was over, Mike went over to Cotton and confessed he only broke up with her to protect her from bullies and begged her to take him back. While I was on the ride, I kissed Rose to see if there was any feelings left and it had the opposite effect. I came to realize I'm bisexual and am in love with James so we don't need to have that talk after all."

Judy was dumbfounded. "...Sweet cheese and crackers! I was gone for twenty minutes and everybody's flipping in love!"