Chapter Ten: Passing The Girlfriend Torch

4:15pm In the Wilde family van.

Nick and Judy were heading to the scene of the investigation. Judy was driving since she knows the layout of the streets well. They left the kids in the care of Spots, Gideon and Julie who were still enjoying the fun of the county fair. Nick had told Judy about his encounter with the red rabbit.

"So let me get this straight." Judy said. "You stupidly tell this guy you want his sperm with no context."

"Yeeea. That didn't go well." Nick replied.

"You manage to tackle him and explain the whole thing."

"Right."

"BUT!...He only agrees to impregnate me if he can do it the old fashion way and then never be heard from again."

"Yeeeeah."

"Are you serious?!"

"I'm not big on it either Fluff, but what he said does make some sense. Sperm in a vial has a short shelf life, but if he could ejaculate straight into you."

"You want a random stranger to fuck me?!"

"I DON'T WANT ANY OF THIS!" Nick yelled.

"Don't yell!"

"I'm trying to make you happy! You're the one with the desperate need to get pregnant! I hate the fact that someone who's not me will be the father of these kits. But at least this way, we have someone who looks a bit like me impregnate you so some of our kits look like me and we ever have to see him again! It's only costing me $10,000."

Judy's eyes almost bulged out of her skull. "TEN THOUSAND?! Nick I'm not a whore!"

"Of course not!...But if you were you'd be a very expensive one."

"Nick!"

"Alright! Alright! I really don't like this either. I'm a fox, not a cuck, but what other options do we have?!"

Judy sighed. "So ten thousand for a quickie and we never hear from him again?"

"And my kids get to look somewhat like me."

"This might not work. Bunnies ovulate DURING sex and if I'm not in the mood, I might not produce any eggs. You may spend this money for nothing."

"I know. I'm only doing this for your sake. Making you happy is worth any cost."

Judy smiled. "Thanks dear."

Moments earlier in a bathroom of the Hopps family home...

Spots looked at herself in the mirror. She gave herself a deep sigh. "Alright. Time to come to terms. Hey Princess! Scratch! Anyone else! Ollie-Ollie Oxen-free!"

Princess appeared before the mirror. She was wearing a fancy dress and a hairband covered in flowers. "EEEEEEE! I know what happened! You finally came to terms with your sexuality!"

"Yes. Nice headband by the way. It'd go good with my black dress. Did you get bigger?"

"Thank you! It's something the straight you might wear sometime. Also yes, I did get stronger which makes me larger. I assume this has to do with your love for James?"

"Oh yeah!"

"That's wonderful! We shou-EEEP!"

Behind Princess came scratch. "I thought you wanted me buried! What the hell do you want?!"

"It's impossible for me to fully bury you. You are a part of me. But I can make your rage useful. My mom always has a partner at work. Let me introduce you to yours."

Scratch was confused. "Princess?!"

"No. HEY NURTURE!"

Another version of Spots appeared in the mirror. She wore a loose dress and had two cubs in each arm. She was also pregnant.

Spots was a little surprised. "Woah! Are those my future cubs?"

"They could be." She said. "The future is up to you. Just...lose the nose ring okay? They yank on it hard."

"You're...much bigger than the other two."

"That's because your nurturing side is one of the strongest emotions you have. This was so even when you were at the orphanage and you were willing to trade your life for Cotton. You love your siblings dearly as you will your future children."

"That's true."

"Tell me, what do you want to grow up to be?"

Scratch interrupted. "I know! A UBC Fighter!"

Suddenly, her lesbian side walked in from behind. "No! She wants to be a cop like her fox dad! Nice boobs by the way."

Nurture looked at Spots. "What's the truth?"

"I wanted both of those at one point, but...I love kids. I wanna be a full-time mom!"

"No way!" said lesbian.

"Yes way! Just like my grandma. By the way, you're like half the size of Princess!"

Lesbian was upset. "That's because you prefer dudes more than girls now! Our sizes are based on the strength of your personality. Metal Spots isn't here right now, but she's as tall as nurture! I can't believe you prefer Princess over me! Your blood dad would be ashamed!"

"No. He'd understand. He was always understanding. I never needed to be ashamed of who I was. Besides! I'm not giving up women just yet. Maybe me and James will get a midwife. Pride law and all. Scratch?"

"Yeah?" Her raging side said.

"You're partnering up with Nurture because I need that rage to protect my family. I love them too much to let any harm come to them. It's time to say goodbye. I'm done talking to different parts of me. All of you are part of me!"

The personalities in the mirror all started to merge as Spots talked. "I love men. I love women. I'm a tomboy. I'm a fighter. I'm a lover. I'm a big sister. I'm a mom. I'm a poppa. I'm a hardcore bitch. I don't take any shit. I'm daddy's princess. I'm me! I'm Vivian Rigson. I'm Vivian Wilde."

The personalities had all merged until she only saw herself in the mirror. "I'm Spots! This is who I am!...Oh great. I'm taking quotes from shitty video games."

"Just then, one of the bunnies started banging on the door. "Are you almost done in there?!"

"Just a minute!" Spots said, then she lied. "I'm taking a huge, massive dump! I hope I don't clog your toilet!"

The bunny was grossed out. "EWW! I'll just take the one a few rooms down."

"Good." Spots said "I have a phone call to make."

Spots took out her cell and called James. The cougar answered. "Spots! Bad timing. I'm on the toilet."

"Technically, I'm very close to one. Do we have privacy?"

"Yeah? Sooo...do you have good news for me?"

Spots smiled. "Good news and bad."

"Oh no! What's the good news?"

"I kissed Rose."

"What?! Dammit why?!"

"I had to know who I am. Which comes to the bad news."

"Oh no! Don't tell me."

"Yup. The bad news is that I'm madly in love with a tall, dumb, ugly cougar named JAMES WOLFORD!"

James screamed. "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"

"YES! I discovered I'm bisexual! James, I couldn't stop thinking about you the moment I met you! I love you so much!"

"She loves me! SHE LOVES ME! YES! YES! OH GOD! YES!"

Suddenly, Spots could hear James' foster father Tim Wolford knocking on James' bathroom door. "Hey! Are you jackin' it in 'dere?!"

"No Dad! I swear!"

"You better not be jackin' yerself! 'Dis ain't our home!"

"Oh my God! You're embarrassing me! Spots just told me she's in love with me!"

"Congrats! Now hurry up! I gotta take a whiz. My back teeth are floatin'!"

"I gotta go."

"Wait!" Spots replied;. "Before you do, turn on the video camera."

"Ummmm...okay." James turned on the camera to see a topless Spots showing off her breasts. "HOLY!"

Spots smiled seductively. "Turnabout's fair play, Loverboy. See you later!" She then hung up the phone.

James was still in shock. "That was...That was!...Oh man!"

Tim was banging on the door again. "You almost done in 'dere?!"

"Yeah! Just ummm..wiping myself! Oh great! I told dad I wasn't masturbating, but now 'Little James" won't go down. Stupid, sexy Spots."

Meanwhile...

"POP!" Wiggly popped a balloon with a dart. He was playing a dart game at the fair and trying to win Petey a plush pig.

"Alright kid!" said the red panda attending the game. "One more hit and the pig is yours!"

"Please win me the pig!" Petey said. "Then when we're apart, I can snuggle it and pretend it's you!"

The pig steadied the dart in his hand. "You got it Petey my sweetie!"

The words echoed in Petey's head. "Petey my sweetie! Petey my sweetie!"

The words hit Petey like a truck. It was the same phrase Sarah would often call him.

Wiggly threw the dart and popped the balloon. "We have a winner!" As Wiggly went to give Petey the plush, he noticed he looked depressed. "What's wrong?"

"Sarah used to call me the same thing. I'm ASS!...I'm cheating on her!"

"Then call her and break up with her!"

Petey got nervous. "Ooooh! She'll hate me! But I gotta do it."

He walked over to Rose. "Aunt Rose, can I borrow your phone?"

" 'Aunt Rose?' "she questioned.

"Yeah! I call all grown ups who are...SHIT!...are close to my family aunt or uncle."

Rose smiled. "I like that! Alright. Here."

"Great! Now what's Sarah's number?"

Rose just rolled her eyes. "Why don't I call Spots and get James' number from her?"

Moments later at the Clawhauser's home, James' phone started ringing while he was sitting on the couch.

"ANOTHER call?!" James' new mom, Auburn noted.

James smiled. "Hey! It's not my fault I'm so popular." He answered the phone. "Hello?"

"Hi! It's DIIIICK! It's Petey! Can I talk to Sarah?"

"Sure thing Pete." He shouted out to his little sister. "Hey Skates! Petey's on the phone!"

Sarah came with her modded skateboard attached to her bottom half. She was very excited to talk to her bunny boyfriend. She jumped into her brother's lap. "Petey! Put him on video. I wanna see his cute face!"

Sarah switch to video which Petey wasn't prepared for. "Oh no!" He thought. "I don't wanna see her face when she cries!"

"H-Hi Sarah!"

"Hi Petey my sweetie!"

Ouch. That hit him in the gut.

"Sarah...I POOP!...I have something important to tell you."

Sarah saw the look of concern on Petey's face. "Wh-What's wrong?"

"Well first of all...Wiggly! Come over here!" Wiggly got into the shot as Petey kept talking. "Sarah this is...SCROTUM!...this is Wiggly. He's the one who danced with me at the party. Remember?"

Sarah started to pick up on what was going on. Her ears went down. "I-I remember. What are you saying?"

"He's my ummmmm...my...umm..."

It was then that Ollie walked in from behind. "Hi Petey! Is that the mountain lion you're breaking up with? She's pretty!"

Busted. Petey was furious. "You idiot! I was trying to..." Then, an idea hit Petey. "You think she's pretty?"

"Yeah! I'd kiss her an ocelot!"

"UGH!" Petey looked back at the phone to already see Sarah in tears. "Petey! What are you saying?!"

"First off, let me get my swear out...Cough!...BALLS!...Okay, GASP! I've recently discovered that I'm gay and I'm in love with Wiggly I was never really in love with you, I just wanted us to be friends, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings either! That said, this cat over here is my new friend Ollie the ocelot and he seems to like you."

"I'm your friend?" Ollie said.

"You are now!"

"YAAY!"

"Anyway, why don't you to talk to each other and see if you have anything in common like the fact that you're both feline. I like you Sarah but I'm not in like-like with you. Bye!"

"You coward!" Sarah shouted.

Petey shoved the phone into Ollie's paws and ran off with Wiggly. Ollie saw Sarah crying on the other side. "What do I say?!" Ollie asked.

"I dunno." Petey replied. "Just ….make her feel better."

Ollie looked back at the crying Sarah. "Please don't cry! I like the black marks above your eyes."

"AAAAH-HAAAA! Wait! SNIFF!...Y-You do?"

"Yeah! I like them an ocelot!"

Sarah giggled. "You say 'ocelot' instead of 'awful lot'. That's funny!"

Ollie was delighted to hear that. "You think I'm funny?!" Ollie shouted to his foster mother Julie. "Mommy! She thinks I'm funny!"

"I like the black stripes above your eyes! We look kind of alike."

"Now we don't! You're WAY cuter than me!"

Sarah started to giggle on the other side. Rose got impatient and wanted her phone back, but Ollie wouldn't give it back and he talked with Sarah for quite a while.

Meanwhile, Cindy was bugging Bean in front of the dart game. "CINDY!"

Bean was getting frustrated. "I don't understand what you want!"

Cindy put the dart by Bean and pointed at it. "Cindy!"

"You want ME to throw the dart?! I-I can't! I have no limbs!"

Cindy pulled his ears down and put the dart by them. "Cindy!"

"I CAAAAN'T!" Bean cried.

"Why not?" Michael said. "Have you ever tried?"

"Their EARS Mike! I can't grip them!"

"CINDY!" Cindy shouted.

Michael followed with "TRY!"

Bean was getting mad. "GRRR! FINE!" He dipped his head down and tried to pick up the dart. It flopped around in his ears and dropped down. Bean started to cry. "I caaaaan't! Aww-Haaaw-Haaaw!"

Cindy hugged and kissed Bean. "Cindy."

"I can't do it Cindy!"

Michael patted his back. "Yes you can! Cindy believes in you! I believe in you!"

Cotton hugged the boy too. "There was a lot of things I thought I could never do, but I kept at it and kept at it."You can do it! Go Bean!"

Cindy did her best to try and say Bean's name. "Buh...B-Buuuh...Bee!" Cindy shouted. "Go Bee!"

Bean couldn't believe it. Cindy could barely speak much outside of her own name and here she tried her best to say his name. It was at this moment that Bean finally fell in love with Cindy. "She said my name! SHE SAID MY NAME! Sorta. Okay Cindy. I'll do this for you!"

He tried once again to pick up the dart. The dart fumbled for a bit, but he finally got it in his ears. "I'm holding it!" Bean shouted.

Rose stopped chasing Ollie as she saw what Bean was doing. "He's picking things up with his ears?!" She ran over to help support her other little brother. "Come on Bean! You can do it!"

Bean leaned his ears back with the dart in a tight grip and threw it forward. It fell to the ground. "I almost did it." He said.

"C'mon Bean!" Wiggly said to encourage his brother. "If you can do this, I'll let you borrow my comic books!"

Ollie came along and patted him on the back. "Do it big brother! I believe in you an ocelot!"

"Gimmie that phone!" Rose yelled.

"No! I'm still talking to Sarah!" Ollie ran away again.

Gideon and Julie watched from a short distance. "C'mon Bean!" the fat fox said. "Show 'em you can do anything!"

Bean had a better grip on the dart this time. He looked up at the balloons to get a mental picture as he couldn't see the targets when the dart is thrown. He leaned back, bent quickly forward and let the dart fly. It struck a target!

"AAAAAAAHHH!" The target ended up being the ass of the red panda tending the game.

"I did it!" Bean shouted. "I threw a dart with my ears and it landed hard!"

"In my ass!" The red panda yelled.

All the kids nearby cheered and hugged Bean. "If I can do that, I can do anything! Thank you so much for pushing me Cindy! I love you!"

"Cindy!" Cindy shouted and she hugged Bean and gave him several kisses on the cheeks and lips. Bean was no longer scared of her. He was in love.

"Do I get a prize?" Bean asked.

The red panda was furious. "A prize?! You impaled me!"

Cindy grabbed a dart and aimed it at the red panda. "Cindy!"

"EEP! Here! Take a stuffed bunny! Take two, they're cheap!"

Cindy gave the stuffed bunny to Bean. "No Cindy." Bean replied. "I want you to have it. I hope it reminds you of me when you snuggle it."

Cindy looked at it and proceeded to tear off the arms and legs of the bunny which horrified the onlookers. "It's okay!" Petey said. "She's making it look like him. I can stitch it up."

Michael had a brilliant idea. "Duuuude! If you can grip that, maybe...YEAH! How would you like to be the drummer for my rock and roll band?"

"Are you crazy?" Bean replied. "I have no arms."

"The drummer for Def Leopard only has one arm! We can outshine them with a drummer with no limbs at all!"

"I dunno...You think I can do it?"

"We won't know until you try! And if it works, we can hang out more! Whaddya say?"

Bean smiled. "Okay! I'll try it!"

"Cool!"

Meanwhile, Rose finally managed to grab Ollie. "C'mere you little rug rat!"

"Wait!" Ollie said. "Let me say goodbye!"

"SIGH! Alright."

"Goodbye Sarah! I'll friend you on Furbook. Let's go on a date! I like you an ocelot!"

Sarah giggled. "Tee-Hee! I like you an...'ocelot' too! You wanna be my new boyfriend?!"

Ollie smiled. "Okay!"

Sarah was very happy after getting dumped by Petey only to get a new boyfriend in Ollie. She was sitting on her big brother James' lap who was sitting next to his dad Tim Wolford. "It sucks 'dat Petey broke up with her." Wolford said. "No ta sound specist, but it looks like she traded up if ya ask me!"

On the other side, Spots approached Rose. "Hey Rose. Who's on the phone?"

"Oh no one, my little brother Ollie got himself a girlfriend."

"Awww that's nice! I finally told my boyfriend James I love him."

Tim and James could overhear on the other side of the phone. James was starting to sweat.

"I teased him good for a bit." Spots chuckled. "Earlier he showed me his bare chest when he got out of the shower, so I decided to return the favor and showed him all six of my boobs! Ha!-Ha!"

"Don't be saying this stuff in front of my little brother!" Rose warned.

Suddenly, Spots, Rose and Ollie heard screaming on the other side. "You two did WHAT?!"

"I didn't know she was gonna do that dad I swear!"

"You checkin' out yer girlfriend's boobs?! I'm gonna kill ya! Here Fangs, take yer daughter. Come back here James! I'm gonna bite you good! RUFF! RUFF! BARK! RUFF!"

"REEEEEEOW!"

Spots was mortified for being found out. Rose was holding in a laugh. "WHO'S your brother's new girlfriend?!" Spots asked.

"I dunno. Some mountain lion named Sarah." Rose replied.

Spots was horrified."I am so dead!"

"Oops!" Ollie replied. "I didn't hang up yet."