As Hiccup woke up and ran downstairs as he does usually he noticed his dad sitting at the table
"Hey dad what are we going to do today?" Asked Hiccup trying and failing to hide his excitement
"Calm down and eat your breakfast first Hiccup we will be off as soon as you finish"
Answered Stoick
Hiccup just demolished his breakfast as quick as possible and looked at his dad expectantly
"Alright let's be off Hiccup" Said Stoick looking at his son who was literally shaking in excitement
As father and son walked around town stoically Hiccup couldn't take the silence anymore "Ok dad what are we doing?"
"We are off to the boats" answered Stoick cryptically
"For what?" asked Hiccup who was starting to get annoyed with his dad
"To get the boat prepared for the annual Cheiftans meeting" finally satisfying Hiccups curiosity
Hiccup and Stoick loaded the boat with all the supplies needed to get to where the annual cheiftans meeting took place which was on neutral grounds
As they finally finished packing and they set sail they along with the crew came across a large problem in the form of a schauldron after cleaning up the mess being blood from the dragon they continued their path to the cheiftans meeting
Time Skip One Week
"Finally were here" Seven year old Hiccup said in relief the boat was not sanitary or hospitable for that matter the boat was in shambles after the continuous dragon attacks
"Yes Hiccup now help me would you we are already late" said Stoick angry that the dragon scourge had gotten this out of hand
Both Father and Son walked into the enormous doors more like a gate leading into a massive hall that was full of people from all the different clans
Hiccup even saw the two girls he would marry one with black hair and emerald eyes sitting next to her father at the Berzerker table Heather
The other was sitting next to her mother she was a blonde with blue eyes sitting at the Bog-Berglars table
At these sorts of things a clan would usually bring a whole squadron of Vikings for defence but Stoick and Hiccup had arrived alone
A Cheif and his only heir at the age of seven arriving alone it
As the duo sat down they had plenty of table space due to the lack of people from all the dragon attacks at least one benefit from the dragons
The Cheiftans meeting was less of an official thing and more of a huge party which is why there was a pile of meat and a stack of barrels full of mead
The other clans had already started eating as Hiccup grabbed four kegs of mead and Stoick grabbed an enourmous plate of meat
Everyone was drinking out of mugs but not Hiccup and Stoick they drank straight out of the keg they had not eaten in the past two days neither had they drank anything
Those damn dragons
Everyone seemed to stare at Hiccup as he had finished his first keg within fifteen seconds of sitting down and it had no effect on him he was starved
The same could be said for Stoick as he was demolishing his food at the same speed as Hiccup
But the reason they were looking at Hiccup was because he was no older than seven and Mead tended to get people quite drunk
Stoick didn't seem to mind his son drinking the mead as quick as him he was more focused on his meal
As the duo finally looked each other and then looked at their full kegs and stared back at each other as they suddenly started drinking
They were chugging until Hiccup slammed the keg down and yelled "Beat you old man!"
That got the stares right back on him as Stoick suddenly said "Best two out of three!"
The two grabbed three more kegs each and started drinking again and every time Hiccup won
Stoick finally passes out at six kegs which was ridiculous
Hiccup was on his tenth and only seemed a little tippsey as he drank he chuckled because his dad was massive and he just got out drunk by a seven year old
As everyone kept their eyes on Hiccup and wondered where all the mead goes Hiccup ran out of food and Stoick slowly woke up
As Stoick slowly came to, And Hiccup was no longer starving and started enjoying his meal Big Boobied Bertha suddenly approached the table
"How did you manage that?" She asked looking at Hiccup in shock
"Whaddya meaaannn" was the intelligent reply from Hiccup who was starting to Hiccup (Best Joke)
"Never mind Hiccup this is my daughter Camikaze" said Bertha as she waved her daughter over
"Wow she is beautiful" said Hiccup after getting a look at her
He slowly walked up to her and pulled her in for a hug which she fully complied to while blushing up a storm
"And she smells nice too" Said drunk Hiccup who seemed to be a player while intoxicated
Camikaze just kept blushing becuase an attractive boy her age had just hugged her
"You better get used to this" muttered Hiccup with a cheeky smile on his face
"W-What do you mean?" Camikaze asked stuttering
"You are Camikaze the clan heir to the
Bog-Burglars" Hiccup stayed still very very drunk
"Yes?" Camikaze Replied in confusion of where he was going with this
"Than I am your future husband" Hiccup said and she just looked at him in shock
"You are Hiccup!" she asked in shock Camikaze had convinced herself that she would be dating an ugly man who would never care for her all she was told is that she would be married to someone in Berk not to the clan heir and boy who had killed over forty dragons by himself
"A kid walks in with Stoick The Vast and you think he isn't the cheifs son?" Hiccup asked in his drunken state
"Why are you here now? You have never been to a clan meeting before" asked Camikaze
"My training is done so my dad said I should help him with Cheif stuff" Replied Hiccup still very drunk
"Wait im confused" said a ravened haired girl with emerald eyes
"How so?" Asked drunk Hiccup
"My dad said I would marry Hiccup Haddock son of Stoick the vast" she said confidently
"You must be Heather" Hiccup states "Didn't your parents tell you that you will both end up marrying me?" Hiccup asked it was not uncommon for strong Vikings to take multiple wives and Hiccup was quite strong
"WHAT!!!" Camikaze and Heather yelled at the same time
"Yeah I know it's not morally right but it's for an alliance between our clans so why wouldn't we?" Asked Hiccup seeming to be truth serum drunk
Both girls thought it over and even though it might not be a completely sane devotion Camikaze and Heather were friends and they both wanted a loving relationship and Hiccup seemed to be an honest guy
"Well it doesn't matter until I turn sixteen anyways" said Hiccup thinking back to the law that stated when he would be married
Both just sighed in relief seven year olds were definitely not supposed to get married
As Hiccup kept drinking but this time with Camikaze and Heather as they talked about their lives either on the road in Camikazes case or on their island in Heather and Hiccups case
Hiccup got to 15 kegs before he finally passed out on the table completely wasted and the girls just giggled it was fun to see Hiccups different levels of drunkenness