Look who's here again with the newest of chapters for this ongoing tale! You saw in the last of chapters that Freddy made an attempt on the life of the wall-crawling, web-slinging, genetic wonder who is Spider-Man, but most thankfully, Spidey survived and got himself a good, big drink of water due to how Freddy dehydrated him almost to death before sudden luck saved his life. Freddy was well beyond enraged at this being his third failure in a row since his last success, but got over it just enough to make it so he would enter his way into the next universe he would go to, which was the Star Wars one. Specifically, he's entering the dream of the galling gungan who goes by the name of Jar Jar Binks. Will Jar Jar luck out this time like he has so often and live? Or will Freddy make his latest of successful kills? Read on to find out!
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Freddy Krueger's Otherworldly Trips
Chapter 15-Gutting A Gungan
It was a quiet, beautiful night. Many nights had been that way, ever since Darth Sidious had been destroyed and order and peace had been brought to the galaxy along with balance being brought to the force. But this particular night was going to be quite a bit different than usual for one Jar Jar Binks. You see, he had just gotten to bed after saying good night to his friends and in addition to that getting into the room he had in the place that he currently lived in.
But what the gungan wasn't expecting was that this was not going to be the ordinary kind of sleep he'd had before and was assuming that it would be. Oh, it would be anything but that, to be sure. Because just after Jar Jar was fucking asleep, he saw that he was, for some reason, deep in water! He went out: "Huh? Why is meesa underwaterie? This issa vewy confusing!" But he'd then see fish band together and form the words: "One, Two, Freddy's Coming For You!" He saw in water words after that: "Three, Four, Better Lock Your Door!"
He was starting to get both afraid and confused, and then noticed some frogs join together to form the words: "Five, Six, Get A Crucifix!" Subsequently, he'd sight bubbles that created the words: "Seven, Eight, You Will Stay Up Late!" Finally, he saw some water plants turn into such words as: "Nine, Ten, Never Sleep Again!" "Whoosa is Fweddy?" Jar Jar asked, more baffled in addition to more pale than ever. But then he saw Freddy swimming towards him in scuba diving gear which matched the color scheme of his trademark outfit despite obviously being different in terms of design.
"He's me, that's who he is!" Freddy told Jar Jar. "Freddy Krueger. That's who he is, and that's who I am! And as you can see, my attempt to enter your dream really did hold water!" He then showed his trademark bladed glove to Jar Jar, and the gungan gulped at the sight of the four finger blades. "Whattee does yousa wantee with meesa, though?" Jar Jar asked Freddy as he was trembling. "It's very simple, gungan goofball." Freddy replied. "I want to kill you horribly! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! And I'm going to do so as of now!"
Before Jar Jar had a chance to react, reply, strike or swim away, he saw that he was being kept paralyzed, as well as right where he was in the water. Additionally, Freddy was making it so that water began flowing right into his mouth and filling him up, causing his body to expand and inflate. "So WATER you waiting for, loser? Die already! Ha, ha, ha, ha! You're all washed up at this moment, didn't you know, Binks?" "OH, NO!" Jar Jar cried through the water filling up his body, and soon he was an enormous gungan sphere.
When this happened, Freddy stopped filling him up with water, and then he said: "You, I must say, have a very well rounded personality! Especially to one such as me who's always on the ball!" Swimming over to where Jar Jar was, Freddy then made him be rolled over so his feet were exposed, right before using the blades on his glove like scissors to snip off the toes on both of his feet, one by one. Jar Jar screamed: "AAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
As he bled into the water from where his toes used to be, Freddy told him: "Sorry to have to be so snippy with you, but you've gotta learn to keep on your toes if you want to stand a ghost of a chance against a dream demon!" He made Jar Jar be rolled over so that his hands were both facing him and exposed, and Freddy cut off all of the fingers on both of his hands, again one by one, and Jar Jar screamed even louder this time. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Bleeding from where his fingers used to be just as much as from where his toes used to be, Jar Jar was in considerable and unmistakable agony, but Freddy was far from being finished with the gungan. Indeed, he said to Jar Jar: "I will hand it to you, though, it is good to hear about you doomed you are!" and made Jar Jar be rolled over so that he was face to face with him. This was followed by Freddy snipping off first Jar Jar's right ear and then his left ear with his glove blades. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Jar Jar wailed in excruciation.
"Yeah, I can be a real earache sometimes, especially when my victims are in for an earful from me! At least my attempts to torture you certainly cut it!" Freddy cruelly said to Jar Jar. He a second later plunged one of his glove blades into one of Jar Jar's eyes and pulled it out, then he'd do the same thing to the other one of Jar Jar's eyes. "But hey, an eye for an eye will leave you all too blind! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Jar Jar howled as Freddy plucked his eyes out one by one before making the pun he did.
"Meesa no wanten crunchen!" Jar Jar yelled in utter stupefied terror, trying to think of a way to try and beg Freddy for mercy and coming up with only that, true to brainless form. It of course did not work at all, and Freddy told him: "I don't know what the hell that shit is supposed to fucking mean, but I do know it's as pathetic as you are!" He made Jar Jar's tongue come out a second later, then pulled it a lot before using his glove blades to cut it off scissor-style. He said at the same time as doing so: "And frankly, you talk way too much, so I think it's time you and that tongue of yours were separated forever!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Jar Jar howled, and Freddy subsequently stuck a glove blade into his throat, pulled it out and saw to it he'd stay alive despite that for the sole purpose of putting him through more pain. He made it so Jar Jar was rolled over again, this time so his groin region was exposed, and he slashed open his pants before slashing off his balls with a glove blade and saying: "Frankly, wuss, you just all around don't have the fucking balls to take on someone like me and win!" By this point, Jar Jar's blood practically took up the entire water, with all the places he was now bleeding from.
"And now for the real big hit!" Freddy leered, causing Jar Jar to gasp in horror(to the extent that he was able to in his current state, that is). Freddy made it so that numerous demonic sharks, piranhas, barracudas and pikes all swam at Jar Jar after he created them, and he also did a swing of his glove to rip open Jar Jar's shirt and what remained of his pants. As the clothing just floated away from its former owner, Freddy said to his fish: "Hey, guys! Here's a nice, big meal of gungan meat for you! He's nice and fat and filled with water and blood to drink along with the meat to eat he'll provide! Chow down!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jar Jar whined out in a forlorn and in vain attempt to save himself, but all of Freddy's fish demons devoured him down to the bone, and Freddy went: "Things sure sound fishy to me right about now! My superiority to you must be something that eats you alive! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Jar Jar could do nothing now as he was very definitely dead and devoured, and in the real world, he was a water flooded and blood drenched skeleton, with his bed drenched with even more of said water and blood than his skeleton was, and the floor in the same state.
Just then, Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa and Han Solo had gotten into the room, with the first one mentioned in name going: "Jar Jar? We heard you screaming a lot and then a great deal more noise in here, and…GOOD GOD!" All three were taken aback by the skeleton they were seeing along with all of the blood and water, and Han Solo exclaimed: "What happened here? He was just fine when he went to bed!" "And it was only after he went to bed that all his screaming woke us up!" Leia added on. "We've got to let the others know as soon as possible and find out just how this could have happened! There's clearly something we don't know, and it could very well turn out to be something at least as dangerous as the Sith were!" Luke spoke.
The other two nodded and the three of them picked up Jar Jar's skeleton to show to who they would inform of what happened, right before taking off out of the room and trying to see if anyone else was awake so that things could get started in terms of finding out what in the world this could be. And in the meantime, back in Freddy's original universe dreamland boiler room, it should come as no surprise at all that Freddy was currently in crowing mode, having made it so it was undeniable that he'd performed a successful kill this time and ended his three victim losing streak that started after the kill he made most recently before attacking Jar Jar.
"Hell yeah! Fuck yeah! Hell to the yeah! Fuck to the yeah!" Freddy cackled. "No more of that fucking slump I goddamn got in for some fucked up reason! I have a gungan gourmet under my belt now, and I intend to succeed in all of my other new target kills, too, whether it's in one of the universes I've already visited or a new one! But, though I feel great and it was even better to kill Binks like I did, I know there's still lots more to come, so it's time for me to get a hold of that orb of mine and find out where I'd be smartest to travel to next in terms of universes and of dreams of potential victims!"
He went over to pick up his orb and told it: "Although I'm feeling fabulous after making the kill that I did, there's still a lot more ahead of me, so I need you to get to work and show me what my best choice would be when it comes to the universe and dream I enter next!" The orb did as it was told, and after Freddy had seen which dream and universe he'd next go into, he said with a grin: "So I'm going to terrorize another prehistoric victim, this time a dinosaur, as I make my way into the Land Before Time universe and attack Cera in her dream, hmmm? Hey, she's a child and an animal, both of which I love seeing suffer and die, so what more can I ask for? And especially since I'll be killing my first dinosaur here, so there's a nice bonus!"
He walked through the portal of a passage that the orb made for him and entered into the dream of Cera. Was he going to succeed in killing her like he succeeded in killing Jar Jar Binks? Or would Cera live to see another day despite the obvious difference in size, power and ferocity between her and Freddy? Well, you'll find out when you read the next of the chapters of this tale, for it is as of now that I conclude this chapter and make way for the next one, which the way has most assuredly been paved for.
END OF CHAPTER 15
Ha, ha, ha! I killed Jar Jar Binks, and hey, you can't say that everyone wasn't hoping that would happen, too! Who doesn't hate that rotten, crummy, lousy, piece of shit gungan of a stain on all of Star Wars? Exactly. So I catered to any and all Star Wars fans in this world by seeing to it that Freddy got the fuck rid of Binks once and for all! Freddy has delightedly crowed about his kill, and now that he's moving on to the Land Before Time universe and specifically into Cera's dream(or, as they call it in that universe, sleep story, but whatever), will strong willed Cera show a strong enough will to survive her unexpected visit from Freddy? You'll see in the next chapter, and please rate and review, everyone!