Here comes the next one of the chapters that will make up this tale! When last we witnessed the wicked wrath of Freddy Krueger, he was attacking Dragon in her dream after paying a visit to the Shrek universe and later from that made an attempt on the lives of Fiona, Puss In Boots, Kitty Softpaws, the Ogre Triplets and the Dronkeys when they unexpectedly got sucked into Dragon's dream, although in the end, he'd only succeed in killing the latter two. Now, he's visiting the Harry Potter universe for the third time, and this time, he isn't after a Weasley as was the case with his last two trips to the Harry Potter universe. No, he's after Draco Malfoy now, and while the Harry Potter universe inhabitants are more on the alert for him than they were when he killed Percy, which is saying a lot, after he killed Ron, the fact is that it's understandable that they would expect him to attack another Weasley, so his going after Malfoy instead stands a good chance of taking them by surprise, Malfoy himself in particular. Can Malfoy prove luckier than either Weasley Freddy killed and live through his nightmare? Or is Freddy going to score a hat trick in terms of Harry Potter universe victims, with or without someone else entering Malfoy's dream via being sucked in? Find out in the chapter you are now about to read!
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Freddy Krueger's Otherworldly Trips
Chapter 24-Malice And Malevolence Toward A Malfoy
What currently went on in the world of Harry Potter consisted of quite a lot. First of all, everyone was making certain to be as alert as possible for any sign of Freddy Krueger, but especially the Weasleys, since they had now lost two of their sons at his monstrous hands.
Furthermore, there was how things were very busy for pretty much everybody lately and, as such, all of everyone was required to work very hard. While everybody managed to do this in the end, it was predictably and understandably exhausting for them.
However, one individual in particular had, on the day that led to the night we now look at, really had an incredibly draining day of hard, arduous work that made him relieved to be back home and, after some dinner and relaxation, ready for bed. Even by the sort of standards of hard work that were going on right now due to how needed it was, and that's quite a statement.
That individual was none other than Draco Malfoy, who was currently in his room at his mansion and sleepier than he'd ever been in his life. He thought to himself: "My God, am I glad I can finally get some fucking rest! Today was as tiring a day as one could ever think possible, and then some! The big irony is that, after all this time following the Second Wizarding war and the downfall of Voldemort, me and my parents have been doing enough good so that we've got at least somewhere in terms of atoning for our past misdeeds and getting our family name a better reputation, but while that's quite a blessing, it feels like a small favor not only due to all of what's needed to fucking happen in terms of hard work lately, but also with how this Freddy Krueger asshole has attacked our universe twice now, and killed a Weasley both times!"
After being able to tell, with or without how fatigued he currently was, that he was indeed in his pajamas and it was a perfect time to climb into his bed, Malfoy did just that. While he got the covers over himself and put his head on the pillow, he thought on: "Another big irony is that, were this back when I was in my first through fifth years at Hogwarts, I would be elated to hear of not one, but two, Weasleys being killed. But since the Malfoys have made their peace with all of their former enemies, and since, besides how much we've changed, the matter of Krueger is far too serious and dire for anyone to feel anything but appalled, aghast and horrified, I truly do not approve of what happened, nor am I intent on being in a low state of alert in terms of watching out for Krueger if he shows up here again any more than anyone else is!"
Malfoy fell asleep immediately thereafter, but was about to be treated to a third big irony in the process. For, you see, no sooner had he shut his eyes and drifted off into dreamland than did he see that he was in what could only be described as a dark parody of a palace.
He went out: "I say! How the bloody hell did I fucking end up here, and for that matter, where is here?" He looked around for anything resembling a hint, clue or explanation, and soon would see what accounted for where he currently was and how he got there.
Because, much to his horror, as well as his shock, he saw that he was standing on a long, lavish rug which read: "One, Two, Freddy's Coming For You! Three, Four, Better Lock Your Door! Five, Six, Grab Your Crucifix! Seven, Eight, Gonna Stay Up Late! Nine, Ten, Never Sleep Again!" "Holy shit! This cannot be!" Malfoy exclaimed.
"Oh, yes it can, Draco Malfoy!" he heard Freddy's voice say all of a sudden. He turned around and saw Freddy coming right the fuck on over to him. Freddy was dressed in a rich man's robe and smoking a bubble pipe with the help from his left hand, since his glove-clad right hand would not be suited for that sort of thing and he had other uses for it, anyway.
"Well, top of the morning, or should I say night, to you, Malfoy, old chap!" Freddy went out before adding in: "I must say, old bean, this sort of place must truly go hand-in-hand with your tastes as well as your personality! Yeah, you turned over a new leaf and all of that other shit, but you can't fucking fool me! Especially since it's obvious what, even now, you really are deep down inside, am I right? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
As Malfoy took out his wand, Freddy continued talking: "And speaking of deep down inside, my fucking blades are about to goddamn get very goddamn deep the fuck down inside your fucking flesh, indeed, and I can assure you that it will not be a pretty or painless process when I kill your sorry ass off and have you join the two Weasleys I whacked!"
Freddy finished his statements after Malfoy's wand was drawn by saying: "In fact, I'm motherfucking making sure that the way I fucking kill you will be nothing short of painful, to say nothing of really extreme and bloody, too, just the way I like to motherfucking make my fucking kills! I've made two kills in this fucking universe, and I'm goddamn going for the hat trick here!"
But Malfoy shouted out after that: "Never, Krueger! Your reign of terror over this universe and our dreams ends now!" He cast various attack spells at Freddy, but while all of them met their mark, none of them had any effect on him whatsoever. In fact, they all bounced off of him, and Freddy said: "Seriously, Malfoy, must you attempt to spell out what's going to fucking happen here when I've made it only too blatant that you're goddamn done for in full?"
"Shut your fucking face, motherfucker! You're goddamn going down if it's the last fucking thing I do!" Malfoy exploded. "Funny…if this were back during your first five years at Hogwarts, you'd be thanking and congratulating me for killing two Weasleys, one of them your then-rival, Ron!" Freddy remarked. "Fuck you, asshole!" Malfoy blasted out.
Before he had a chance to cast another barrage and series of spells, though, Freddy blew on his bubble pipe and said: "Pipe down, prick pussy!" A long stream of flame came out right at Malfoy and nailed him, causing him to scream: "E-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" "Does it make you feel hot under the collar that I've got such a fiery personality?" Freddy asked.
Malfoy stopped, dropped and rolled to put out the flames while Freddy watched, most amused at such a sight, but just after he wasn't burning anymore, albeit with steam coming off of him everywhere and parts of his pajamas charred, plus first degree burns on his body, Malfoy got back up, only to see Freddy blow a giant bubble from his bubble pipe at him.
Said bubble trapped Malfoy after getting around him and sucking him in, and Malfoy let out a cry of: "Dammit, no!" "Oh, yes." Freddy sneered, an ironic thing to do towards someone such as Malfoy for obvious reasons. "Sorry to burst your bubble, bastard bitch-ass, but I've goddamn got you right where the hell I fucking want you!"
Then he hurled his pipe at the bubble Malfoy was trapped in, causing it to explode and in the process knock Malfoy a few feet back the instant the pipe hit the bubble. Malfoy let out a cry of: "UUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNGGGHHHHAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHOOOOOOOOF!" as it happened and he hit a wall hard and solidly.
Then Freddy would say to him: "You could say that I'm the next Pied Piper, especially since, in a loose sense, I'm about to put you in a pie, Malfoy! You're looking pretty fly, too, by the way, and my evil deeds have certainly had one hell of a huge-ass impact on your fucking life, I might add!" Malfoy realized that, after the bubble burst and he was sent flying, he had dropped his wand and lost it, as he had no idea where the hell it could have goddamn gone to.
Clearly, this situation had gone from bad to worse for him, and Freddy meant to make it even worse than that, too. He made this clear when he ran up to Malfoy and said: "I hear you like snakes a lot, Malfoy! So why don't you die with the last fucking thing that you ever fucking see being one of those?" He made his robe belt turn into a long, demonic snake.
Said devil snake then slithered off of Freddy's robe and went over to Malfoy, wrapping itself around him and constricting him brutally. Malfoy went out: "AAAAARRRCCCCKKK!" as he struggled to breathe and get free of the vise-like grip that was currently crushing him. An instant after this began, Freddy quipped: "Am I a dirty snake or what?"
Suddenly, to Malfoy's surprise, Pansy Parkinson showed up right behind Freddy. Even though she and Malfoy had stopped being an item a while back, and even though, after the end of the Second Wizarding War, Parkinson had decided she would just live a normal life and put her rotten, bad and unlikable one behind her, keeping a low profile and remaining rather obscure in so doing, she and Malfoy occasionally talked to and/or visited each other.
And now, they were having a most unexpected and unsafe time together, as Parkinson had clearly been sucked into Malfoy's dream through her own while she slept on this night. She was confused and unable to understand what the hell had fucking happened just now, let alone where the hell she was and how she got there.
But when she saw Malfoy being constricted by a snake demon, her eyes opened widely and her jaw dropped, with Parkinson then crying out: "OH, MY FUCKING GOD!" She took out her wand and cast any spells she knew to try and free Malfoy, and managed to free him from the devilish snake that was trying to literally squeeze the life out of him.
Still, while it was in time and Malfoy dropped to the floor, gasping for breath and having a hard time getting back up, but still alive all the same, both he and now Parkinson were still very much in danger, with Freddy saying as he turned around: "Hey! Who the fuck ruined my snake kill on Malfoy?!" Then he saw Parkinson and said: "Ah, you must be Pansy Parkinson! I guess you got sucked into Malfoy's fucking dream through your own, huh?"
Parkinson then barked at Freddy: "From what happened and the look of you, you have to be Freddy Krueger!" "Damn straight." Freddy grinned. Parkinson would go after that: "Well, me and Malfoy may not be as close as we once were, but we still have a small amount of liking for each other, and either way, I like you even less, Krueger!"
"Really? Then I think you'll like what's about to fucking happen to you and him alike the least of all!" Freddy cackled. He made his robe elongated and widen so that it would wrap around Parkinson and constrict her, not unlike how the demonic snake had previously constricted Malfoy. He also pulled her over and used his index and middle finger glove blades to break her wand in a scissor-like fashion.
"I can be such a snip sometimes, didn't you know?" Freddy quipped. "GAAAAAACK!" Parkinson went out as she was the one struggling to escape and breathe now. "Time now, though, for a little squeeze play!" Freddy added in. "Oh, and I nearly fucking forgot…" Just as Malfoy had gotten back enough breath and strength to stand again, Freddy moved all four of the blades on his glove fingers in a scissor-like fashion.
In the process, he cut Pansy up, chopping her to pieces as though she had been put through the rotating meat grinding machine in the slaughterhouse arena of Mortal Kombat: Deception. As her bloody pieces flew everywhere, Freddy then finished his sentence: "…it's truly going to be a fucking snip to kill you, bitch! Must make it so that you go all to pieces, huh? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Malfoy had just pushed himself up, but realized now that it was too late for him to try and save Parkison, especially since he wouldn't have gotten the chance to save her one way or the other, the state Freddy had put him in before and how long it took for him to recover enough from it to try and fight further. As her pieces hit the walls, floors and ceiling, Malfoy cried out: "NO!" But Freddy then shot back: "YES!"
While Freddy said this, he turned around and said: "One down, one to go! How about this? Two for the price of one! I get a hat trick AND a fourth bonus, albeit the latter before the former, in a fucked-up kind of way! But anyhow, the bitch has been butchered! Now for my original target, and that means you, Malfoy!"
"No way! You'll fucking pay for this, Krueger!" Malfoy bellowed, but Freddy then did a move in which he motherfucking made Malfoy goddamn get pulled the fuck over to him by force and matter manipulation combined, telling him as he did so: "Not hardly, you son of a bitch! I'm about to fucking strip you of your life! It's a stunt I'll pull most efficiently!"
Malfoy could do nothing as Freddy made him fly over towards him and then used his trademark glove to slice him into meat strips from the top of his head downwards. Those meat strips, which also spilled blood everywhere, dropped to the floor in front of Freddy's feet. Then Freddy told Malfoy: "I will say this much, though. It's been a slice! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
Back in the real world, Malfoy's bed now had strips of meat in it that, put together, would make up Malfoy's body, and it was drenched, soaked and covered in blood. Additionally, Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy had been woken up by all the noise, and had come into Malfoy's room to see just what the hell was goddamn going on.
What they saw shocked and horrified them beyond measure or belief. Lucius was, at first, saying: "Draco, are you all right? There was a lot of noise being made from your room." "So much that your father and I were awoken and decided we should come in to see what's going on with you…" added Narcissa, but just after she said that, she saw what her husband also saw.
And both let out a mortified gasp, with both of them shouting in unison: "DEAR LORD!" Then Lucius squeezed out: "Our son…he's dead…he's been…killed…and cut…into meat strips and a flood of blood? Wait a fucking second…" Both he and Narcissa put two and two together, the tears coming down their faces on account of their losing Malfoy notwithstanding, and they'd look at each other directly after that.
"KRUEGER." they firmly said to one another in unison. "This has to have been him." a comment from a still crying Narcissa consisted of. A still crying Lucius added: "Of course it does. It's the only way something such as this could have fucking happened. We should have been even more alert than we were, all of us, as it seems even our keeping watch as much as we have been keeping was not enough."
"Why none of us counted on Krueger revisiting our universe for the third time now, I've no fucking clue whatsoever." Narcissa told her husband. "But we must let it be known that he's struck again, and we must find a way to make it so that, one way or the other, whatever it takes, whatever the cost, he's taken out and, along with all else that will result from that, our son is avenged." "Indeed, and we must start on both of those things now." Lucius said to his wife.
So the two of them would do whatever they could at a time like this and where they were to make those things happen, but meanwhile, Freddy went back into his original universe and was pleased beyond belief, measure and/or description. He was goddamn going out gleefully: "I have done it! Finally, a nightmare trip where I don't miss a single kill! Been quite a while since that sort of thing fucking happened, but look here! It's happened again!"
Freddy happily settled down into his throne chair and said: "And of course, to go with it is the fucking fact that I scored my hat trick in terms of killing off Harry Potter universe victims, in addition to how I got a bonus one to make it four instead of just three in the end, plus that fourth one was a bitch, so now I've killed three bastards and one bitch so far as far as the Harry Potter universe is concerned! Fuck yeah! But as goddamn great as this shit fucking feels, I can't celebrate too much or too long! After all, I've got more nightmares to perform!"
Getting out of his throne and getting over to his orb after saying these words, Freddy got a hold of the aforementioned orb and demanded: "Okay, my orb, I feel wonderful and am ecstatic as hell right now, but I've still got more dreams to invade! Show me where I'll next be going and who I'm terrorizing when I get there!"
The orb did precisely as he told it to, then Freddy, while the orb also made a passage to where he was next headed, chuckled: "So it would seem that the Road Rovers universe is where I'm next goddamn going to fucking enter. And it's Blitz's dream, too! Guess I've lucked the fuck out here, the way that, since he's the second most cowardly Road Rover next to Shag, he'll show plenty of fear and provide me with plenty of power, and as such not stand a ghost of a chance against me, much like I'll motherfucking make his ass into a goddamn ghost in the end!"
Freddy let out a cackle as he walked through the portal that the orb created for him and he was soon in Blitz's dream. Was Blitz going to be dog meat once he came across Freddy? Or was he going to be the one to luck out, even though that usually happened with Hunter, and survive his encounter, albeit scared shitless and in need of telling his fellow Road Rovers what happened and what it meant? You can only know if you read the next chapter, so do so if you want to know, and as what I just wrote signifies, this chapter has ended!
END OF CHAPTER 24
Oh, hell yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. I not only killed Draco Malfoy, but I killed Pansy Parkinson, as well. I mean, let's face it. Let's all be honest here. If two members of the Weasley family were goddamn going to bite it, and one of them consisted of the most notable, well known Weasley, namely, Ron, did you honestly think I was going to spare Draco Malfoy, of all people, and/or Pansy Parkinson, also of all people? Fact is, I may be a fan of Draco Malfoy, although not one of Pansy Parkinson, which is all the more reason for me to motherfucking make it so that if he dies, she dies, but I am still well aware of what a rotten little crumb of a jerk he was for most of the HP series. So I wasn't going to let Malfoy live, and there was even less chance that I'd grant such mercy to Pansy Parkinson, especially since Freddy has yet to fail in terms of making a kill in the HP universe, anyway. Thus did Freddy score a hat trick as well as a bonus fourth, and he will now be transitioning into the Road Rovers universe, where he intends to go after Blitz. Will Blitz be the newest addition to Freddy's line of victims? Or will he manage to evade being killed by the bedtime boogeyman? Learn the answer in the next of chapters, and before that, please rate and review this one, all! And hey, one last thing. Isn't it fitting I'd post this chapter today, since it is indeed October 31, 2014? Yeah, I thought so, too. Happy Halloween, everyone!
