Oh my! i'm so happy that you guys enjoyed my effort ^_^ Your reviews mean the world to me! So as a present another quick headcanon found on tumblr by user ikolism

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On your left

Sam Wilson was enjoying the light breeze of the day. The wind was caressing his cheek as he was jogging. And most important thing, he was alone.

He smiled to himself, feeling content.

Nothing could ruin his day.

"On your left!"

Or so he thought.

"What? Nooo!" Sam complained when he saw the familiar back of Captain America. He was supposed to be on a mission.

Sam ran faster but still saw Steve running towards him.

"Don't you say-"

"On your left!"

"COME ON!"

The next day, Sam made sure not to have Steve crushing his jog, so he went late at night.

There was no way, he would follow.

Right?

Twenty minutes went by and not a sign of Steve. That made Sam sigh in relief.

Then he heard it.

Someone was running behind him. He dare not turn around as he knew.

"Please don't, please d-"

"On your left!"

"NOO! FUCK OFF STEVE."

"LAAAANGUAGE." The Captain yelled after he passed Sam, who stopped jogging and turned around immediately to go home, mumbling about stupid super soldiers.

The day after that, Sam was determined to exercise in peace. So he went to another place to jog. Surely, Steve wouldn't follow now.

He completed his second lap around the park and stopped for a breather. With his hands on his knees, he suspiciously looked around the park for any sign of the Captain.

None so far. It looked like he was going to get his peaceful jog.

Taking a deep breath, he started his routine once again.

Nearing his fourth lap, he was so focused on his jogging that he didn't hear the two set of running footsteps coming his way.

"On your left!"

"Noo! Not again."

Then a second voice.

"On your right!"

Sam nearly tripped. "Whaat?" his eyes wide as saucers, he didn't realize at fist who the second voice was.

It was the second time around that he realized, who the man was.

"ON YOUR LEFT!" Steve shouted, making Sam flinch from the sudden appearance. This time he slowed down to jog beside Sam.

"On your right!" The man slowed down as well, from the right side.

"Fuck you, Barnes!"

Bucky turned his head to stare at Steve. "You were right. It is funny. Ha 'right' get it Sam?"

Sam slowed down and stared at Bucky with a blank look. "Hilarious."

"Come on Sam, cheer up." Steve said with a wide grin.

"Maan, shut up."

"How does it feel, to be outrunned by two 90-year olds?" Bucky asked, his long hair up in a ponytail, his metal arm stretched towards Sam, his fist closed as if he was holding a microphone.

Sam just stopped dead in his tracks, flipped the bird at both soldiers and left towards the opposite direction.

Bucky frowned. "What's his problem?"

Steve shrugged and continued running.

This continued for at least a week. Sam going to jog and Steve and Bucky showing up.

But today was different.

Today, Steve and Bucky reached the park, waiting for Sam to show up but…nothing.

Sam Wilson was nowhere to be seen.

"Hm, do you think he is mad at us?" Bucky asked and Steve continued to look around, worried.

"God, I hope not. We were just joking." He didn't want to lose Sam's friendship.

Then they heard it.

"ON YOUR ABOVE ASSHOLES!" They ducked as Sam with his Falcon gear, swooped over their heads, leaving them behind.

Annoyed Steve and Bucky crossed their hands over their chests and looked up. They saw Falcon forming letters up in the sky.

Steve narrowed his eyes as he started spelling.

"S…U…C…well that's just rude."

They could hear Falcon laughing his ass off in the distance.

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