What's up guys? hope you are having an amazing time ^_^ i'm here with another chapter. So listen up, this chapter is a lot bigger than usual so, apologies. i just hope you enjoy it.
Hey, AvengersFann, sorry for the language, i'll try and tone it down for you, no hard feelings? ^_^ And of course i take requests.
Today's headcanon i owe to the lovely shadowhuntingdauntlessdemigod
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The Avengers?
Tony Stark was feeling giddy. He finally got on his hands what he was waiting for months now.
Smirking, he walked towards the large living room of the tower, where his teammates were waiting for him.
"It's here!" he announced, waving a black case in the air.
The rest of the team just looked at him with raised eyebrows. They all had gotten the text from Tony that were needed here ASAP.
"Are you going to tell us or…" Clint started saying, as he made himself comfortable next to Natasha on the couch.
Tony pointed a finger at him. "Better yet, I'm going to show you." He opened the case and to their surprise, it contained a simple DVD.
"We are watching a movie?" Steve asked and crossed his arms over his chest. He was sitting to the other side of Natasha.
"After what happened last week?" Bucky voiced his doubts from the second couch. Tony sighed and rolled his eyes.
"Listen Terminator, how the heck could I know that Bruce would hulk out by watching Inception?"
All eyes turned to Bruce, who was sitting next to Thor and Bucky.
"THE TOP WOBBLED!" he yelled and Bucky nodded his head.
"Yeah, it was obviously going to fall over." He said and Clint face palmed.
"Oh come on! The top was obviously not going to fall over. He was dreaming."
Seeing Bruce's agitation, Tony decided to interrupt. "Shut up and listen to me." He walked towards the DVD player and popped the disc in.
"They made us into a movie! How great is that?" he announced with a grin on his face.
"What!?" everyone exclaimed in synch. Tony shook his head and went to sit next to Steve.
"I'm telling you…Hollywood made a movie about us. They called it 'The Avengers.' And I got an early copy."
Bucky scoffed. "That's original." He commended about the name.
"You are just jealous you are not in it. Jarvis, lights and roll the movie."
"Yes, sir."
"Stop!" Natasha suddenly yelled and everyone looked at her.
"What about pop-corn?"
Thor raised his hammer. "I'll make some."
"NO!"
After they made some pop-corn (no, not by Thor) they finally started the movie.
They saw the beginning of the movie where someone was kneeling in front of a throne, obviously in space.
The cloaked stranger started talking and the camera panned over to Loki. The man continued talking to the one sitting on the throne. "The world will be his. The universe yours. And the humans, what can they do but burn?"
"Well that's dramatic." Tony commended and grabbed a handful of pop-corn.
"Shut up, Tony."
The scene cut to many soldiers running around and helicopters flying in the sky. They saw an agent dressed in a fancy dark suit who wore black shades.
"Is that Coulson?!" Clint asked.
"I think he is?" Natasha answered. The similarity to the real Coulson was uncanny.
"Is he wearing sunglasses at night?" Bucky asked with a frown on his face. "That's not right."
Natasha and Clint shared a look. "It's Coulson, alright."
The continued watching and gasped when Nick Fury appeared on their screen.
"Hey!" Steve beat everyone to it. "It's the same actor as Star Wars, right? With the purple lightsaber?" everyone nodded. Tony was impressed.
"Damn, even the eyepatch is spot on."
"SHUT UP, SHUT UP THIS IS ME!"
"No one said anything." Steve calmly said to Clint, who was sitting on the edge of the couch.
'That can be harmful. Where's Barton?' the heard Nick Fury ask.
'The Hawk? Up in his nest, as usual.'
The camera panned over to the man sitting on the railings, dressed in black tactical gear.
"WHOO!"
"Shut up, Barton." Natasha said and pushed him onto the back of the couch.
"Did you see me, Tasha? I'm stunning! Well not as stunning and hot as real me but he is gooood."
They sat silently as they watched movie Loki make his grant entrance and attacking the Shield facility. They awkwardly looked over at Hawkeye when Loki put him under his spell.
He was hooked on watching, so they didn't comment at this.
After Loki made his escape, the scene changed to show someone beating Natasha Romanoff.
"Wow the casting directors are good." Tony said as he looked back forth between the TV and the red head sitting on the couch.
"Eh." She commended. "She's alright. The hair's good."
The scene went on with Natasha beating down the Russian guy and talking on the phone with Coulson.
'Coulson, you know that Stark trusts me about as far as he can throw me.' Movie Natasha said and Tony opened his mouth to say something but Natasha beat him to it.
"I never said that." She raised her eyebrow. "My choice of words were more…colorful."
"Now that I can believe."
A little girl was running through the crowd, trying to force a way through.
"Wait, what is this?" Bucky asked. He didn't remember Steve telling something about India.
"That would be me." Bruce said as he reluctantly raised his hand. "Can we fast forward this?"
"Uh…no." Tony dragged the o and smirked.
They saw Natasha talking with Bruce and eventually the man yelling at Widow, who grabbed the gun that was strapped under the table.
"Maan." Clint said. "Did it really went down like this?"
Bruce removed his glasses to wipe them. "More or less." He shrugged.
"Romanoff you are a queen." Her partner said and she smirked.
"I know."
If Steve knew that he was the one featured in the next scene, he would stand up and leave.
"Come on guys stop it." He blushed as his teammates cheered and wolf whistled.
"Work it baby!"
"Shake that ass."
He blushed harder at the comments. The scene simply showed movie Steve, punching a bag in the gym.
Another whistle.
"Shame on you Thor." He said and the god laughed. "Apologies friend Steve, but I couldn't resist."
Steve turned to look at his best friend. "You are a traitor." He narrowed his eyes at him.
"Come on guys, cut it out." Bucky shouted and everyone calmed down, much to Steve's liking. "If he gets any redder he'll turn into a tomato."
"Thanks Buck." Steve said sarcastically and blushed more.
They laughed.
The team decided not to react when movie Tony appeared on screen. They instead commended on Pepper.
"They should built that woman a statue." Natasha said and everyone nodded.
"She is the true Avenger." Steve clapped a hand down Tony's shoulder. "Having to put up with Tony…wow!"
Tony had enough.
"Is no one going to comment on me? I picked the guy personally! He is the hottest one in Hollywood."
Silence.
"You knew about the movie all along?!"
Tony's eyes slowly widened.
"Moving on."
"Barton pass the bowl." Bucky told the bowman but he didn't listen. He was too focused on the movie. The assassin grabbed a pillow and hailed at him.
It caught him on the side of his head.
"Hey! Can't you see I'm watching myself?" he said and pointed at the TV. Movie Hawkeye was stealing the iridium. "I need to know what happens to me."
Natasha stared at him. "You know what happens!"
"Oh…yeah."
They had Loki in the Quinjet. And everybody knew what that meant.
"HAMMER TIME!" Tony yelled and Thor clapped his hands.
"Let's see if the mortal is worthy!"
They silently watched Movie Thor grabbing Loki and dropping out of the jet.
"Hmm. He certainly has the charisma of a son of Odin."
"Modest as always, Thor." Bucky mumbled and the god, playfully elbowed him.
The scene changed to Ironman and Thor fighting.
'Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?'
They rolled their eyes, when Tony started laughing.
Wiping a tear from his eye, he calmed down. "Man I'm hilarious."
They saw the rest of the movie in peace.
"Jarvis, lights." Tony asked his A.I when the credits started rolling. "So…what did you think?"
"I liked it." Clint said as he stretched on the couch. Everyone agreed.
"The details were impressive." Natasha said. "They even captured Steve's grandad clothing."
"Hey!" Everyone chuckled and the captain frowned and started mumbling something ignorant assassins.
"For me the best part was when I heroically stepped up and saved the day." Tony said with a proud face.
Clint shoved his face in his hands. "Not this again."
"It was stupid, endangering yourself like this." Bucky said, hands on his waist.
"It was brave, not stupid. And if you are looking for stupid, just look at your Capsicle."
Steve's eyes widened and made a motion with his hand to stop talking.
"What do you mean?"
"Weeell, my dad once told me that the brave Captain America, before he was given the serum, selflessly threw himself on a grenade."
Bucky slowly turned his head to stare at Steve.
"You…did…WHAT?"
Steve started sweating. "Ah…it's not what it sounds like."
"It's not? Because it sounded like you BEING STUPID. ARE YOU STUPID STEVE? LITERARY A BREEZE COULD KILL YOU BACK THEN AND YOU THREW YOURSELF ON A GRENADE? A GRENADE?" the rest of the team were trying hard not to laugh.
Steve suddenly felt small again. "It was a dummy grenade Buck. It was a test. But we are getting out of subject! The movie was great, no? I enjoyed it. Let's talk more about the movie!"
Bucky narrowed his eyes. He would let this go. For now.
"Hey." Clint suddenly said and stood up. "Did anyone else noticed this chemistry between movie Nat and movie Bruce?"
Everyone looked at him like he grew a second head.
"NO!" Bruce and Nat said after sharing a look.
"That was random." Tony said and laughed. "Ha, Brucie and Red. Now I've heard it all."
"Hm, must be the only one."
Tada! I'm looking forward to your comments ^_^ hope you liked it. Sorry i couldn't write the whole movie, but that would take like forever. Stay tuned for the next headcanon and remember that you can pitch in ideas as well :)