Heeey! Hope you are all having an awesome time ^_^ Today's chapter, i will admit, it's not one of my best but i think it will give you a few chuckles. Also its one of these chapters that you have to imagine it. Especially the second part.

Headcanon idea by Dearmoviegoers and shadowhuntingdauntlessdemigod sorry if i dissapoint...

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Enjoy!

Prank Wars

Wanda vs Tony

"STAAARK!"

The man in question cringed when he heard the newest edition of the Avengers shout his name.

Steve sighed. "What did you do this time Tony?"

"Nothing." He said and shrugged his shoulders.

Bruce, Clint and Natasha that were in the room as well, snickered loudly.

"Nothing… like the time you changed Fury's eyepatch to a Hello Kitty one?" Bruce asked and sipped at his coffee.

"Or like the time you gave Bucky a blond perm?" Clint said. "Which was hilarious by the way."

"It seems like we are about to find out." Natasha called, as she heard Wanda coming towards them.

"You are dead." She called when she entered the kitchen area.

Everyone froze when they saw her.

There she stood, wearing a red bikini and red cape.

And nothing else.

"You said, you were going to make me better armor." She pointed her finger at Tony, her accent more heavy than usual.

He lifted an eyebrow.

"Is there a problem with it?"

Natasha face palmed.

Clint was smirking as he was watching Wanda.

Steve was looking at his feet blushing.

And Bruce was staring at the ceiling.

Wanda's eyes widened. "I WOULDN'T WEAR THIS TO THE BEACH, STARK!"

"Now you are being dramatic, Sabrina."

"You sexist bastard…you will fix this." She said furious, ignoring the nickname.

Rolling his eyes, the billionaire sighed. "You wouldn't know a joke if it bite you in the ass Charmed one. Fine, you will get a new suit." He said.

"Can I keep the cape?"

"NO!"

He whined. "But it looks cool!"

"I said no!"

At that exact moment, they saw a silver blur passing at them and stopping next to Wanda.

It was none other than her brother Pietro.

"Hello." He greeted happily and stopped short when he saw his sister. "WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?" He shouted.

He looked at her again.

"WHAT ARE YOU NOT WEARING?" He shouted again, mouth open.

He turned around and noticed that apart from Natasha, the rest of the occupants of the room were men.

"STOP STARING AT MY SISTER YOU PERVERTS!" he grabbed Wanda bridal style and speeded out of the room.

"Ha! I bet he didn't see that coming."

"Shut up, Clint."

"MAXIMOFF!"

Wanda grinned, when she heard the billionaire calling her name. It was only fair for her to give Tony's suit a makeover, right?

"Why is friend Tony shouting?" Thor asked no one in particular.

Steve saw the female twins sinister grin, so he more or less figured it out. "Wanda?" he asked and the girls head snapped towards him.

With her most innocent expression, she spoke. "Yes, Steve?"

Pietro, who was next to Steve, chuckled.

"Nevermind." The captain said. He didn't want any part in these shenanigans.

Tony Stark entered the room.

"OH MY GOD, MY EYES!" Clint shouted.

"Jesus…" Steve mumbled, his hand covering his eyes.

"I'M BLIND!" Clint shouted again.

"THIS IS HIGHLY AMUSING!" Thor yelled and continued to laugh.

Natasha said nothing. She simply raised an elegant eyebrow.

Tony was wearing his Ironman armor.

Or the improved version of the Ironman armor.

"This is not funny." Tony said and looked around. Everyone were trying not to laugh.

"It kinda is." Steve said as he avoided to look at his teammate.

Tony's body was covered in his usual red and cold suit, except from his chest. Right in the middle of his chest, there was a heart shaped hole.

"You gave me a boob window?!"

Wanda was too busy crying from laughter to answer her fellow Avenger.

The click of a camera shutter, made Tony turn his head towards the two assassins. "Delete this now!"

"Heck no!" Clint said. "This baby is going straight to Fury."

"Nooo! Come o-, hey stop staring at my nipples." he snapped when he saw Thor staring. "I can't blame you though." He dropped his head to stare at his own boobs.

Snapping out of this, he pointed a finger at Wanda. "This is not over."

Steve tried to intervene. "Come on guys, can't we just-"

"Bring it Stark."

"-get along."

Stark turned around to leave, only to hear more laughter erupting from the team.

Apparently, Wanda had also given him a butt window.

Obviously the prank wars will continue in next chapters ^_^ Hope you enjoyed it!