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Prank Wars
Tony vs Everyone
part 1
Tony Stark was plotting, not just against Wanda but against everyone that dared laughed at him.
"Except you Vi." He said to the man that was next to him. Well, technically an android. "You are safe."
"That's extremely kind of you, Tony." Vision replied with a polite tone.
"Do I detect a little sarcasm?" Tony asked thoughtful.
The android shook his dark red head.
"Of course not."
Tony narrowed his eyes.
"Do you want to get pranked?" Tony asked and pointed a finger at Vision, who was standing right in front of him.
Sighing he shook his head. "No."
"Then no sass from you, youngling."
"Very well." Vision frowned a little and crossed his arms over his chest.
"Might I suggest not pranking Miss Romanoff? I would hate to see you headless."
"Nah, she won't hurt me Vi." Tony answered, a little doubtful himself. "At least I hope so."
Vision tilted his head on the side. "Excuse me, but I don't fully understand the concept of 'pranking'. If it makes people angry and uncomfortable, why do you do it?"
Tony smiled fondly.
"Ah my child, you really were born yesterday." He said, making Vision frown even more.
"I was born two and half months ago."
Tony rolled his eyes. He didn't have the patience to answer Vision's questions right now.
"Go find Bucky and play. I have my evil plan to plot." He said and shooed Vision away.
Sighing to himself, Vision walked away.
"Humans."
*a day later*
"TOOONY!"
The collective cry of all the Avengers, echoed in the tower.
"Ehehehe." The man in question giggled.
Yes.
Tony Stark giggled.
He heard the first footsteps coming his way.
"YOU-YOU!"
Clint Barton stood there, trying to find the right word. "YOU SHOE GUM!"
Tony frowned.
"Shoe-gum?"
"NATASHA MAKES ME USE GENDER NEUTRAL INSULTS, FRAK OFF TONY WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CLOTHES?!"
Clint shouted, his vein in his neck almost ready to pop. Of course Tony could not take the bowman seriously, as he was wearing a cheerleader uniform.
"CHEERLEADER, TONY!?"
By now Tony was trying really hard not to laugh out loud.
He failed.
"BLUE IS NOT MY COLOR TONY!" Clint flailed his arms on the side.
"Trust me…" a voice behind him said and they both turned around.
"…I would trade you in a heartbeat." Steve Rogers admitted while trying to adjust his round shield in front of him. Apparently, all of his clothes and every piece of sheet and curtain had disappeared from the tower, thus leaving the Captain butt naked.
All but his shield.
Blushing hard, Steve grabbed the shield with both hands, so he could have a better hold.
"Tony, I'm gonna ask you once. Where! Are! My! Clothes?!"
"I don't know what you are talking about, Steve." He said with one breath, trying not to look guilty.
Steve caught Clint trying to look behind the shield.
"HEY!" he pointed a finger and Clint shrugged. "You really are a dorito." He said and scratched his thigh under the small skirt.
"STAAARK!"
"Great..." Steve mumbled under his breath, when he heard both twins shouting the billionaire's name.
Steve blushed at the thought of more people seeing him almost naked.
He looked down on the shield and frowned.
Star marks the spot.
The rest of the Avengers coming up in the next chapter. Hope you enjoyed it ^_^ drop me a comment to let me know if you liked it? ^_^