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Prank Wars

Tony vs Everyone

part 2

"Prepare to meet your maker." Pietro shouted as he and Wanda stepped inside the room.

At the same time.

They were glued to each other.

Tony giggled.

"Why?! What's your problem?" he asked with a smirk on his face and Wanda bit the inside of her mouth in irritation.

"Really? I had to go the bathroom with him!" she pointed at her brother.

"HEY! I had to go the bathroom with you!"

"Yeah but boys are yucky."

"And girls are weird! You pee sitting down?!" Pietro said and her sister rolled her eyes.

It was just then that they noticed Clint and Steve in the room.

Tilting both of their heads on the side, they glanced at Steve's shield.

"Wha- CUT IT OUT! What's wrong with you!?"

Tony couldn't hold it anymore. He just collapsed on the ground laughing, tears streaming down his cheeks.

Then they heard it.

"TONY!"

It was Natasha.

Everyone in the room froze.

"Please tell me you weren't that stupid." Clint said, just as Natasha was walking in the room.

"Ah…oops?"

"Where are my shoes, Tony?" she requested with a calm voice.

Too calm.

"Nice crocs Romanoff." Clint snickered and she snapped her head towards him. She gave the pink crocs she wore a disgusted look.

"Go shove a pom-pom up your ass, Barton."

"Nataaasha, language!" Steve whined and slowly the assassins head turned to look at him. The captain stilled.

"Do you wish to keep the shield in its current place, Captain Rogers?" she threatened and Steve's eyes widened.

"Uh yeah?"

"Then shut up."

"Yes ma'am."

Pietro shook his head and stared at Tony.

"You don't touch a woman's shoes man." He said. "Trust me I kn-OW! What the heck Wanda?"

She had shoved him hard against the wall, but since they were glued the force made her stumble as well.

"Ha-ha!"

"Shut up."

Natasha advanced towards Tony and took out her gun.

Her pink handgun.

Her really pink handgun, with Ariel's face on the barrel.

"What?" Tony questioned. "You wanted Rapunzel? Sorry, Fury had her taken."

Natasha wasn't amused. "I don't like Disney princess's on my weaponry, Stark."

"How about your PJ's?"

She didn't even blink.

"Guess."

"Ah...i wouldn't open your PJ's drawer then." he said and for a brief moment, her eyes narrowed at him.

The Iron avenger run behind Barton for cover.

"Help me." He whispered in his ear and the bowman, raised his eyebrows.

"You took all my clothes and now I'm dressed like a cheerleader." He said as an answer. "Well, a badass cheerleader." He added.

"Is that a yes?"

"NO, TONY!"

"Oh. Well, it was nice knowing ya." He said, now ready to meet the wrath of his teammate, when…

Thor walked in, eating a donut like nothing happened.

"Greetings, friends."

Everyone simply stared at him.

"Braids?" Clint questioned and looked at Tony who shrugged.

"I don't know man, I run out of ideas okay? Don't judge me."

Every single hair on the gods head was braided. And he seemed cool with it, if not excited.

"Stark, I'd like to offer my thanks for the hairstyle. I noticed that it was you during the night that started braiding my hair but I didn't want to disturb you." He grinned. "Your technique is mediocre but tis the thought that counts."

"Um." Tony managed to say and put his hands on each side of his waist. "I don't know what to say to that."

Sudden footsteps made everyone looked towards the door.

"Hey guys I -"

It was Bucky. When he saw them, he stopped in his tracks.

"Yeah, nevermind." He turned around and left.

Everyone looked at Tony, noticing that the former brainwashed assassin was indeed prank-free.

"What? He threatened to castrate me, if I pranked him again."

For a few awkward minutes, no one spoke. They just kept looking at each other.

"Ah guys?" the Captain was the first to speak. "Where is Bruce?"

Tony's eyes widened. "Crap." He said and run towards the scientist's room.

Everyone followed Tony, except Steve and Thor.

The god stared at the blushing Captain and chuckled. Then he proceeded to take his red cape off, only to hand it over to Steve.

The man sighed in content and took the cape. He wore it like a toga.

"Thanks man. You are a lifesaver."

Thor, who looked ridiculously cute with his braids, grinned and took a bow.

Meanwhile, the team had reached Bruce Banner's room.

Tony knocked quietly. "Eh…Brucie?" he knocked again.

"What did you do, Stark?" Wanda asked, while trying to ignore her glued sibling, who was complaining that his sister was icky and sweaty.

"Nothing big." He answered and slowly opened the door to Bruce's room.

One by one, they entered his room.

"Jesus." Pietro mumbled, when he saw Bruce.

The scientist was sitting cross-legged in the middle of the floor, many candles around him, obviously meditating.

And a huge yellow snake wrapped around his neck.

"You put a snake in his room?!" Clint wanted to shout at Tony. "You-you expired milk!"

Natasha seemed proud at Clint and his choice of insult, while Tony blank-stared at him.

"It seemed like a good idea." He defended himself.

"Yeah, put a snake in the only dude's room who turns into a huge, green rage monster."

"Shut it, Speedy Gonzalez."

Too busy arguing with each other, no one saw Bruce smirking and slowly opening his eyes.

"Better luck next time, Tony." He said and petted the snake on the head, while sneaking a look at the stunned Avengers.

"Her name is Betty."

Bruce is badass, no? (i would have freaked out btw...) stay tuned for the last prank war chapter (for now, no worries) were Natasha gets her sweeet revenge. (no one messes with her shoes and guns.) Looking forward to your comments ^_^