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Prank Wars

Widow's Revenge

Natasha Romanoff was having a good day.

She smirked knowing that finally today, her plan would come to fruition.

It took her a little more than a month, but it was totally worth it.

It was her idea, her revenge, but it was really a team effort. Everyone helped and pulled some strings.

Especially Fury.

When he asked her why she didn't just beat the living crap of the billionaire, she smirked and answered that Tony Stark could handle a punch in the gut. But what he couldn't handle was a punch in his ego.

She checked her watch for the time and could hardly contain her smile.

It was time.

Tony Stark was suspicious of everyone and everything.

It had been one month since the pranks he pulled on the Avengers and nobody had retaliated.

Maybe that was their plan, he thought. Leave him stew in his own juices, become paranoid.

But on the other hand, maybe they were planning something big.

"Maybe I am getting paranoid." He mumbled to himself.

His phone started ringing.

"Yes?"

"Mr. Stark, there is a man here who wants to talk to you. He says he is a lawyer."

"What's his name?" he asked the receptionist, while knitting his eyebrows together.

"Thomas Wells, sir."

The name didn't ring a bell. "What is his business with me?"

"He says it's confidential, sir. For your ears only."

He thought it over for a minute and truth be told, he was intrigued.

"Send him up."

"Very well, sir."

Five minutes later, the lawyer was stepping into Tony's floor.

"Mr. Stark." The man greeted and shook Tony's hand.

"Nice to meet you, Tom."

"Uh, it's actually Thomas." He corrected and sat down on the chair Tony showed him.

"So, Tom…what do you have to tell me that it's only for my ears?"

Sighing at the use of his name, Thomas put his briefcase on his legs and opened it.

"I'm here on behalf of the Walt Disney Company and I'd-"

"WHOA!" Tony interrupted him. "Disney? You expect me to believe that?"

"I have no reason to lie to you?" the lawyer said and tilted his head on the side. "I can show you my identification…"

"No, need." Tony said and snapped a photograph of the man with his phone.

Using the facial recognition system, he had under 4 minutes all the information he wanted on the man.

"Huh…you check out. Nice sister by the way. Really cute. So what does Disney want with me?"

Blinking slowly, Thomas took a minute to start speaking again.

"Uh…my client wants you…"

"OH MY GOD!" Tony shouted. "I know! Disney wants to make me a movie?!"

"Well, yes but…"

"I KNEW IT! I'M GONNA BE A DISNEY PRINCESS!"

"Ah…"

"This is going to be AWESOME! SNOWWHITE YOU CAN S-"

"Mr. Stark!" Thomas interrupted his speech and Tony stopped cheering.

"What?"

"Um, you are not going to be the new Disney princess."

"Oh. OH! Yeah, of course." He said and Thomas smiled. "I'm going to be the prince, right?"

His smile fell.

"This is going to be EPIC! Will I have a horse? Of course I'm gonna have a ho-OH AN IRON HORSE!"

"Mr. Stark?"

"WITH REPULSORS UNDER EACH HOOVE!"

"Mr. Stark!"

"What?!"

"You are not going to be the prince either."

Tony frowned.

"Why the hell not?"

"Well." Thomas started. "For one, there is no prince in this new Disney film."

Sighing, Tony ran a hand through his hair.

"You've lost me Tommy."

"Thomas."

"Then who am I supposed to be? Oh wait, I get it. It's an origin film about me, right?"

"Weeeell, no."

Tony raised an eyebrow and stared daggers at the lawyer. "Is there even going to be a princess in the film?"

"Not quite." Thomas answered and saw the blank stare of the billionaire in front of him. "It will not be a traditional princess…more like a superhero princess?"

"Superhero princess?" Tony repeated.

"Yes."

"And exactly what part do you want me to play?" Tony inquired. He was getting tired of guessing.

"Well, Iron Boy will be the Superhero Princess's sidekick…"

"IRON BOY? WAIT, SIDEKICK?!"

"Mr. Stark."

"ME? A SIDEKICK?"

"Iron Boy is important to the film, sir. It gives Natalia the-"

"WHO?!"

"Natalia, our Superhero Princess."

"WIDOW GETS HER OWN DISNEY MOVIE?"

"Well yes. The people really like Black Widow, especially little girls."

For once in his life, Tony Stark was speechless. He didn't know what to say next.

Thomas saw this as his opening to continue. He opened his briefcase and handed Tony the early concept art of the film. There in big black letters was the film's name.

Disney's Black Widow

Underneath the words was a sketch of Black Widow in her black uniform and behind her was…

"That's…me?" he asked trying to remain calm. His Disney counterpart wore his signature Iron man suit but it was simplified and the coloring was all wrong.

"My suit is not red and bright yellow! It red and gold! And the helmet, oh my god! Who designed this filth?!"

"It's a work in progress."

Tony shook his head in denial. "I will NOT be a sidekick in her movie."

"Iron Boy is a key character, sir. Especially after his death-"

"I DIE!?"

"Well yes. It's a Disney movie after all. We need an emotional death."

"I DIE?!" he repeated not believing his ears. "OKAY THAT'S IT!" He shouted and took out his phone.

"PEPPER?!"

"Don't shout, Tony."

"Sorry."

"What's the matter, sweetie?"

"I need to buy Disney."

"…what?"

"Disney. I need it."

"Tony…Is this like the time you wanted to buy LucasFilm?"

"JAR JAR BINKS WAS AN ABOMINATION AND DESERVED A FIERY DEATH."

"You are not buying Di-"

"But I have to buy Disney, Pep."

"No, Tony."

"But, Peeep."

"You are not buying Disney, Tony. Goodbye." She hang up on him.

He raised his head to look at Thomas, who had stood up by now.

"I refuse to sign any papers. I am not going to be a damn sidekick."

"But Tony…" a female voice said behind him. "You have already signed."

Natasha strolled towards the two men in slow and confident footsteps.

"Thomas." she greeted the man, who blushed and smiled.

"Miss Romanoff."

"AHA! I KNEW IT! THIS WAS ALL A PRANK!"

"Mr. Stark, I can assure you. This is not a prank." Thomas said and Natasha nodded. "I still don't understand why all the hate, sir. This film is going to be a masterpiece. And the songs are simply beautiful." He handed Tony a piece of paper.

"Under the Iron Suit, Let it bleed, Everybody wants to be a spider, I'll crack a rib inside of you– seriously!?" he read the songs of the list. "Please, someone tell me this is a joke."

"Why? I thought you liked Disney, Tony." She said remembering her Disney themed handgun. His head dropped in shame.

After some seconds passed, he raised his head and looked over at Natasha, only to find out that she was smirking. "Let that be a lesson to you."

Tony's eyes widened. "Oh yes, yes, thank you! I've learnt my lesson." He said, feeling content that all this was simply a prank.

"The Disney film is still happening though."

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

Yes, Natasha thought as she watched Tony screaming like he was Darth Vader from Star Wars. It was worth it, all the paperwork, and all the preparation.

Now she had a Disney film on the works and Tony Stark feeling miserable.

She smirked again.

If only he knew that Pepper helped as well.

She was the one to forge Tony's signature after all.

Tada! Hope you liked it. (Hope marvel gives us the Black Widow movie we need, you know what? scratch Marvel. As someone said, give me a Netflix Black Widow series anytime!)

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