Whooo i'm so happy that you are enjoying the headcanons ^_^ These last days have been rather...unpleasant (Greek girl speaking, if the news hasn't reached you yet, the country has been in a really shitty situation) but reading your reviews and writing this story make things better ^_^
Today's headcanon, is inspired by the artwork of elfpen on tumblr. ( elfpen .tumblr post / 121652984788/ magnetic-bros-metallic-body-parts-bros )
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Magnets
Bucky Barnes was a lot of things.
But a fringe wasn't one of them.
"GOD DAMN IT GUYS!" he shouted when he realized that his whole metal arm was covered in magnets and little notes.
"I can't even go to sleep with you maniacs." He mumbled to himself as he removed a Barbie shaped magnet, which held a note.
If lost, return to Steve.
"Hilarious. Ha, ha." He commented when he saw the writing. And he knew, who the one to write it was.
"ROGERS!"
After a few minutes, he saw the familiar shape of the captain approach.
"Hey Bu- why the long face?"
Bucky showed him the note and with his head, he nodded towards his arm.
"Oh." Steve chuckled nervously and ran a hand through his hair. "That."
"Yes, that." He blew a wild strand of hair that came out of his bun.
"Ah…it wasn't me." He tried to cover but one thing everyone knew, was that Captain America was a lousy liar.
Bucky raised his eyebrows and took another note that was held with a heart-shaped magnet.
Remember, murder is bad.
"Ah, that's actually really thoughtful?" Steve answered and took the paper from his hand and crumble it.
"I'M NOT A FRIDGE, STEVE!" he shouted while stomping his left foot on the ground.
He removed another note that said StarkIndustries across his arm, which was held by a smiley sun magnet.
"Who has these magnets anyway!?"
"Clint."
"Of course." He mumbled and removed a purple flower magnet from his arm, that held a note written in Russian. It would take him a lot of time to get rid of all of them. He groaned.
"Come on, Buck…it's just for fun."
Bucky wasn't amused.
"It's a weapon of mass destruction Steve!"
"Now you are being dramatic, Bucky."
"Dramatic would be to say that your man-boobs have taken over the world and demand world domination."
Steve's eyes widened.
"MY WHAT?!"
"Your man-boobs." He replied calmly.
"I DON'T HAVE BOOBS."
"Yeah…you kinda do."
"SHUT UP! I DON'T HAVE BOOBS!"
Bucky rolled his eyes. "Whatever, punk. I'm out." Bucky said chuckling to himself and left.
Frowning to himself, Steve checked to see if he was alone in the room and moved his hands towards his chest.
He gasped.
"I do have man-boobs!"
Feeling bored, Bucky sat on the couch of the living room and started removing magnets.
"One day I'm gonna murder everyone in this tower." He mumbled.
Ting
He head snapped upwards. "What?" he ignored the sound.
Ting
Ting
"Okay! What the hell?"
Ting, ting, ting, ting
Wait a minute, Bucky thought. He knew that sound it was. "MAAAAAGNETS!" He shouted when he saw that the magnets on his arm were multiplying.
Ehehe.
He knew that giggle everywhere. "BARTON IF I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'LL SHOVE YOUR ARROW SO UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU WILL TURN INTO A FREAKIN UNICORN!"
The giggle stopped and the sound of someone crawling fast up in the vents was heard.
Sighing, Bucky just stared in disgust and confusion at his magnet-infested arm.
"At least you only have to worry about your arm."
Bucky looked up to see the owner of the voice.
It was none other than Vision.
"They got you too, huh?"
"Unfortunately." The android sighed and sat down next to Bucky.
Vision was covered from head to toe with magnets, stickers and little notes.
Bucky eyed the little alphabet magnets on Vision's chest. Specifically over his right breast.
Tony Rulz
On his right it was,
No, Clint Rulz
And underneath that,
Clint smellz
And beneath that, was a post-it that said, I'm out of letters. You win this round, Stark.
Shaking his head, Bucky reached out and ripped the paper that was on top of Vision's forehead. It was a drawing of anime eyes.
"Thank you."
"How they got you?"
"Well." Vision started. "I was in sleep mode. After I was activated again, these appeared." He gestured to his body.
"Need some help?" the assassin asked and Vision, shook his head.
"Thank you, James."
"It's Bucky."
"Your help is always appreciated, James." He said and Bucky sighed.
He started removing some of the magnets and a particular note caught his attention.
Across his collar bone and obviously in a feminine writing was a note that said,
If found, return to Wanda.
Bucky said nothing. He simply wiggled his eyebrows up and down, while holding the note, with a smug smile on his face.
Vision's eyes widened a little and dropped his head down in embarrassment. He snatched the paper from his hands and remained silent, looking at the wall in front of him.
Bucky's smirk widened, when he spotted another note that was located on Vision's left side.
Wanda NO flirting with the robot!
The sentence was crossed out with a big x and underneath, in the same delicate writing was,
I do what I want!
"What?" Vision questioned, when Bucky kept staring at him. "Humans are interesting."
Wanda and Vision my OTP! i love them ^_^ I'm sooo looking forward to your comments! Oh i almost forgot. I have a question for you. Which movie would you like to see the Avengers watch in the future? Moulin Rouge or Jurassic Park?