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Hammer Time
(aka The hawk had it coming.)
Clint wanted to pee.
He really wanted to pee and he was surprised at how intense the feeling was.
Why did I have to steal Bucky's beer? He thought as he ran towards the bathroom on his floor.
He shakily opened the door and thanked god that nobody saw him walking like this. Natasha would never let him live this down.
He hastily started to unzip his pants when he suddenly saw the toilet.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" he yelled at the top of his lungs when he saw Thor's Hammer on top of the toilet lid.
"No, no, no, no, no." he started mumbling as he was jumping on the spot to hold in his pee.
"THOR YOU LITTLE SHIT!" he stared pulling on the hammer but of course it wouldn't budge. "I WANT TO PEEEEEEEEE."
With a huff, he released the hammer.
"Oh." He whispered and crossed his legs.
Taking a deep breath, he decided to try to run towards the bathroom that was on the main floor.
"I can do this. We can do this." He said and looked at his lap.
He ran.
"I am the master of my own bladder."
"I am the master of…my own bladder."
He slowed down and started walking towards the bathroom.
"I am the master of my own bladder."
He suddenly stopped.
"I am not the master of my own bladder."
He looked around for anything that could serve as toilet, as he couldn't reach the bathroom in time. He would die a thousand deaths before he would get caught with peed pants.
That was when he saw it.
The tall plant at the side of the wall. Tony's roses.
"Sorry, Tony." He unzipped his pants.
With his bladder empty, Clint wandered around the main floor of the tower.
Idiot, you could have used the bathtub or even the sink.
I panicked!
Clint shook his head at his stupidity. But that's all in the past now.
He did find weird though, the fact that he wanted to pee so bad after one can of beer.
He reached the kitchen only to be greeted by Bucky and Thor, who were eating at the table.
"Hey guys."
Bucky grinned. "Hi, Clint."
The bowman, frowned. "Greetings friend Clint." The god said, the same grin on his face.
Ignoring them, Clint went to the fridge to fix something to eat.
"Everything okay?" Bucky asked, the grin never leaving his face.
"…yes."
"So everything is peechy?" Bucky giggled.
"Are you high, dude?"
He never received an answer, he just stared blankly at the assassin and the god who were doubled over laughing.
Clint narrowed his eyes. "Wait a minute…"
A sudden scream made everyone snap their heads towards the sound.
"NOOOO! WHY!" the person screamed.
It was Tony.
Clint's eyes widened and dropped everything he was doing and ran away.
Bucky and Thor high fived each other, still laughing.
And Tony was sobbing.
"MY ROSES!"
ehehehehe sorry Clint ^_^ Hope you enjoyed it! Oh, btw, concerning the votes, Jurassic Park won! (You just all want to see Tony trying to make dino's, admit it.) I guess you won't see Steve and Bucky bawling over Satine's death. Maybe next time.