Hey everyone. I'm sorry for not updating but i have started studying for a postgraduate course and i have to study like 6 books and i'm running out of time cause the exams are in like a month. But nevermind this.

I know you have been waiting for this chapter, so i hope i don't disappoint. I have made it extra long! The headcanon is that Tony hasn't watched Jurassic Park until now.

(Also...is anyone else freaking out about CA: Civil War? i know i am!)

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Enjoy!

Jurassic Park

"COME ON! MOVE YOUR ASSES PEOPLE."

Clint Barton shouted, not wanting to wait another second.

Natasha walked inside the movie area that Stark had specifically made for them.

"Chill." She said as she sat down and rolled her eyes, when Clint stomped his foot on the ground.

"We were supposed to start the movie 20 minutes ago." He said stubbornly.

"What's the rush, Katniss?"

"This masterpiece can't wait, Stark." Clint answered to Tony, who had entered the room along with Bruce.

At that moment, Steve and Bucky finally arrived, bearing the gift of pop-corn.

"About time, Starbucks!" Clint exclaimed and took two of the bowls they were carrying.

Bucky frowned at the nickname and tilted his head on the side. "I don't-"

"Don't bother." Steve replied and handed the bowl he had in his hands to Sam. He also saw that the seat on the left of Sam was empty.

Apparently Sam noticed as well.

"Don't you dare man!" he threatened.

Steve grinned. "What? I just want to sit and quietly watch the movie." He paused. "ON YOUR LEFT!"

"Okay that's it." Sam said and stood up to leave.

Steve's eyes widened. "No, no I'm sorry man. I was just kidding."

"Captain or not, if you ever say to me 'on your left' again, I'll kick you in the nuts." Steve nodded.

"Isn't that technically a felony?" Tony asked.

"What? Kicking Steve in the jewels?" Natasha asked and thought about it.

"OKAY!" Steve loudly said. "Whose turn is it to pick the movie?"

Clint raised his hand and everybody groaned.

"Oh shut up. I have great taste."

Tony snorted. "Yeah, like last time."

"HEY! Don't you bad mouth Moulin Rouge. It's a brilliant movie." Clint defended.

"Yea. I especially liked the part where Capsicle and Robocop couldn't stop crying."

"SHE DIED IN HIS ARMS!" Steve shouted.

"Meh." Tony commended.

"You are dead inside." Bucky mumbled and crossed his arms over his chest.

Clint just shook his head. "It's Jurassic Park. I doubt they can cry this time."

The duo just glared at him, while Stark shrugged. "Never seen it."

"WHAT?!" Clint, Natasha, Bruce and Sam exclaimed.

Tony seemed taken aback by their reaction. "O-kay."

"I can't believe you've never seen Jurassic Park. ROLL THE MOVIE." Clint shouted and immediately the lights dimmed and the movie started.

As the opening credits started rolling, Steve nudged Sam and whispered,

"I have a bad feeling about this."

About 15 minutes into the movie, Tony wasn't really feeling it.

"I don't get what's the fuss is ab-"

He saw Allan Grant looking outside the jeep and watched as he was looking something with wide eyes. Then Grant's (And Tony's) jaw dropped, his head falling all the way back, and looking even higher, above the tree line.

"It's a-" he mumbled and watched Grant turning the blonde's, Ellie's, head around to look at the creature.

"THAT'S A DINOSAUR!"

"….a dinosaur."

And at that point, angels fell down from the sky to rest on Tony Stark's shoulders and sing with their heavenly voice, while playing the harp.

Well…not really, but that's how Tony felt at the moment when he saw the Brachiosaur.

"It's beautiful." He whispered as he got up from his seat and went closer to the big plasma screen.

"Ah…" Clint muttered and point a finger at Stark. "Tony, could you maybe n-"

"SHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tony said at him not bothering to turn around. He just sat down on the floor, in front of the screen and occasionally caressing it with his hands everytime he saw a dinosaur.

"The f-" Clint started. "Did he just hiss at me?"

"THAT WAS FREAKIN AWESOME!" Tony exclaimed when the end credits started rolling and unglued himself from the screen, which at one point he was literally hugging it.

And that was the T-Rex scene.

Actually, every T-Rex scene in the movie.

"Are you okay Tony?' Bruce asked and flinched when Tony's head snapped towards him.

"Never better!" he answered as he was already picturing a dinosaur with an iron man suit and him on the back.

"Wait a second." Steve said and went towards the billionaire. "I know that glint in your eyes."

Tony adopted his most innocent expression. "What glint?" he said but a second later he couldn't maintain the expression so he grinned.

Steve's eyes widened.

"TONY NO!"

Tony rubbed his hands together and smirked. "TONY YES!" he yelled and dashed towards his lab, before anyone could stop him.

Steve face palmed and Clint clapped a hand on his shoulder.

"Well, I've always wondered what it'd be like to have a T-Rex for a pet."

Two days later

Bucky walked into the kitchen to grab his cup of coffee. But he nearly pour the liquid all over the floor, when he saw all his team mates looking with interest outside.

The garden.

"Uh…what it going on?" he asked hesitantly.

Natasha pointed a finger outside, without looking at him. "See for yourself."

Raising an eyebrow, the assassin looked outside, only to see…

"What the fuck?"

"Language." Steve muttered, his eyes glued on the spectacle outside.

There was, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, superhero and genius, Tony Stark, balancing on top of a flowery garden chair, curtesy of Pepper Potts, trying to catch something.

"Please don't tell me he's trying to catch mosquitoes?" Bucky asked, remembering from the movie they saw, that that was the way to create the dinosaurs.

"Okay, we won't tell you." Bruce answered and shook his head at his friend's antics.

"Idiot." He muttered and walked away shaking his head.

"Do you think he can do it?" Clint asked and everyone turned to look at him. "What? Don't lie you were all thinking about it."

Before anyone could answer, Tony stepped inside the room, proud smile on his face.

"Finally caught one of these little bastards." He shook the jar excitedly.

"Hey Brucie?"

"Yeah?" he said with caution.

"Can I borrow, Betty?"

"Absolutely not!" he said, horror evident on his face. His pet snake was not going to be used for any experiment.

"Awww come on! I won't hurt her."

"I said no, Tony."

"Pretty please?"

Bruce's eyes flashed green. "Don't touch Betty!"

Tony rolled his eyes. "Now, who's the drama queen? Fine, I won't touch the stupid snake." He muttered the last part and with his head down he walked away.

The next morning

"EUREKA!"

Upon hearing the word, both Sam and Steve closed their eyes.

"God have mercy." Steve muttered and took a bite out of his pancakes.

"EUREEEEKA!" Tony's voice echoed in all the rooms. "I'M A GENIUS!"

Natasha sighed hard and put her hand in the center of the table. The others caught on.

"Rock, paper, scissors!"

"Damn it." Sam cursed and stood up.

"Better luck next time." Bucky said and smirked on the look on his face.

"Shut up." He mumbled.

They had made a habit of it, to play the game and the loser would go and ask Stark what was going on, which resulted to an at least ten minute rant from the iron avenger.

"EUREKA!" Tony shouted from the top off the coffee table.

"So…ah…WHOA!" Sam exclaimed when he saw the robe Tony was wearing, open at the front. "Man, I don't get paid enough for this shit. Wait…I don't get paid." He said mostly to himself and turned his attention back to Stark, who was dancing on the table. With no underpants.

"Could ya, uh…ya know. Cover up?"

Tony stopped dancing and hoped off the table. "You spend way too much time with Grandpa Rogers." He said and tied his robe.

"Are you drunk?" Sam asked.

"Drunk on happiness, YEAH! I HATCHED AN EGG SAMMY, AN EGG!"

"It's Sam."

"You don't get it Sammy!" Tony grabbed Sam by the elbow and walked him towards the lab.

"Let me start from the beginning. The procedure…"

Tony started talking and he practically dragged a groaning Falcon around.

"Curse you scissors!"

21 days later.

"IT'S HAPPENING!" Tony was going around the tower all afternoon and saying the exact same thing to everyone he could see.

"It's happening! I'm gonna throw up…" he doubled over, placing his hands on his knees.

"Breathe, Tony." Bruce said, a little curious himself.

They were all gathered in his lab where anytime now, Tony's egg would hatch.

Steve leaned towards Clint and Natasha. "Should we call Fury?"

"Nah." Clint replied.

"But what if he made it?" Steve pressed.

"Wouldn't worry about it." He cryptically said, a smirk on his face.

"IT'S HATCHING!" Tony shouted and seconds later, they could see the egg breaking at a slow rate.

"Come on baby." Tony urged as he could see the small head popping out.

A fluffy yellow head.

"What?"

It was a baby chick.

"NO!"

"Aww it's so cute." Natasha exclaimed.

"No! It was supposed to be vicious not cute!" Tony was at loss.

"Ehehehehe…" the sound of the chuckle made Tony snap his head rapidly. "You…"

"I think I'm gonna name it Chi-Rex."

"BAAARTON!"

And there you have it folks! Hope you enjoyed it. Drop me a comment or two to let me know if you liked it ^_^ (please?)