I know literally everyone on this site has written this particular AU/Headcanon, but i had to give it a try ;) I just hope you will enjoy it. It will be in two parts.

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Nick Fury's bad day

Part 1

Nick Fury was a simple man. Well as simple a guy that is involved daily in alien and superhero business can be.

And as that simple guy, Nick Fury wanted simple things.

But people don't always get what they want. Sometimes, they get the exact opposite.

He was in his office, reading the latest update from Coulson's team, when his phone chimed.

He had a text message from Tony Stark. Actually he had several messages from Stark but only one was readable. The rest were gibberish.

"We made mitake..tupid figrs"

Narrowing his good eye, Fury read the text message again. And again. And again.

"What the hell?" he mumbled as he stared at his phone.

Muttering angry words, he decided to call the billionaire to get to the bottom of this.

It wasn't until his fourth try that someone answered the phone.

Fury didn't even wait to hear the person on the other line.

"Stark what the hell was that? Are you drunk?"

Silence.

"Stark?"

"You said a bad word."

Bu it wasn't Stark that answered him. It was a child.

"Uh, wrong number." He hang up quickly and scratched his head in confusion. This had never happened before. Something must be wrong with the lines, he thought.

Standing up, he took his phone out again and called Romanoff. She would know what's going on with Stark.

But she wasn't answering her phone.

Frowning, Fury knew that something weird was going on. Natasha always had her phone on her person.

He decided to call Barton, but the same thing happened.

Now he was really starting to get worried. Not that he would ever admit it.

Sighing hard, he grabbed his car keys and put on his black, long, leather trench coat.

Yes, Nick Fury was on the case.

Flashing his identity to the young man at the reception of the Tower, Fury walked with long strides towards the common floor.

Now, he expected to see a lot of things.

Like, Stark dancing naked except from his ironman helmet. Again.

Or, Barton drunk singing Taylor Swift.

Heck, he even expected to find Rogers dancing to the Macarena.

But he certainly wasn't expecting…this.

"NO!"

At his voice, the occupants of the room turned their tiny heads to look at him.

"NICKIE!" the children all yelled together.

Yes, the children.

That was what Fury had stumbled on. Seven children that looked suspiciously like the Avengers.

Seven children that looked suspiciously like the Avengers without their clothes, which were dumped on the floor.

In other words, the kids were running around butt naked.

"Oh, HELL NO!"

The kids giggled and started pointing a finger at him.

"Bad word, you said a baaaaad word." A kid with dark hair and with bright, honey brown colored eyes.

That cheeky kid looks like Stark, Fury said to himself.

"Stevie does not like bad words." The red haired girl said with a mischievous glint in her eyes.

Stevie? Is that Rogers? And Romanoff? Fury thought, while trying to remain calm.

'Stevie' frowned but said nothing. He just opted to tighten a random piece of cloth he found, around his little body.

"Leav'im alone 'Asha." The kid next to Stevie said. He had long, shaggy, dark hair and a metallic arm.

"Barnes?" he wondered out loud. How many kids do you know with metal arms with the soviet star painted on?

"CLIN!" little Natasha suddenly yelled. "Stop playing with your wee-wee!"

'Clin' looked up and narrowed his eyes at her.

"You are zelous you don't have one!" The boy replied, while glancing down at his lap. He raised his eyebrows. "Uh oh."

"EWWW CLIN!"

That's Barton, alright.

Suddenly, Fury felt someone tagging at the end of his trench coat.

He looked down only to see as shy, brown haired kid with glasses.

"Doctor Banner?"

At the sight of him, one question popped in his mind.

Can he still hulk out?

"Help us?"

"Uh…" Fury didn't know what to say. He didn't even know what the hell was going on. "What happened?"

"We are four you buttbutt." Little Tony said. Fury just stared at him. Buttbutt?

"…and a half." Bruce added.

"Uh…helloooo?" the shy voice of Stevie said and everyone turned to look at him.

A long haired blond child with a red cape wrapped around his small body, was holding Stevie with one hand, while the other hand was holding a hammer.

"This friend…I like him."

Fury's eyes widened.

"Thor NO!"

"ANOTHER!"

ehehehehe oh Thor ^_^ That was the end of part one. Hope you enjoyed it. Stay tuned for next chapter, where Fury takes up on babysitter duties. Bye-bye!