anonymous requested: For the kiss meme, 3 and PruAus !
3. Drunk/sloppy kiss
The evening had started out with the usual banter between them.
Gilbert had wit and cleverness aplenty, of course, where the little master struggled to phrase a single notable putdown in retaliation. He claimed his victory in due course when Roderich lapsed into silence (he had actually fallen asleep but neither had noticed it at the time).
The pub closed soon after and the two men stumbled drunkenly home. Before they got far, Gilbert skidded suddenly to a halt, stopping mid-song to announce, "Fuck I gotta take a slash, I'm busting!"
It was how they ended in a back alley with their mouths together, kissing sloppily as they stepped around puddles of piss and vomit (Roderich had complained about it, but he was slurring and Gilbert didn't take notice). He had the little master pressed up to a brick wall, and his glasses soon fogged up with the breaths they took in between trading saliva and slurping on tongues.
"I still rather we not do this here," Roderich mumbled sleepily as Gilbert mouthed kisses down the side of his neck. Did the idiot not realise he was wearing goddamn suede?
"Yeah, well, you're free to go anytime," Gilbert breathed, snickering as the little master stayed put.
But after a while, Roderich declared that he was tired, and that he was going to go home with or without Gilbert. This sudden burst of independence was only slightly spoiled by the fact that he started marching in the wrong direction and tripped over a rubbish sack.