Simon Scarnandes: 3
Ishi Grace: 4
"Oh my god!" Jet came running into the guild hall, "They came out with a device to let same sex couples have children!"
Kaida bolted up, "Really?!"
"Yeah, and I got one," Jet held it up in his hand, "So, what do you say, Droy?"
His husband stood up, "Sure, we can't let Levy have all the fun"
"Lisanna, can we try it?" Kaida asked her wife.
"That sounds amazing" Lisanna said.
"The thing is it's a one time use" Jet explained.
"Then let's go get one" Kaida said, running off towards the shop with Lisanna following behind.
"Laxus, what do you say we get one as well?" Freed asked.
"I'll think about it" Laxus mumbled.
"Cana?" Mira asked her wife.
"No way! I hear you can't have booze when you're pregnant" Cana complained. Everyone sweatdropped at this.
"Levy!" Jet and Droy shouted as they ran into the guild, "Will you have our baby?"
Gajeel growled, "She's mine"
"What we mean is we need someone to actually give birth to our child, and we were hoping Levy could carry Jet and I's baby?" Droy clarified.
"How exactly will this work?" Levy asked.
"You just need to send a wave of magic at this," Jet held up a little ball, "And it should merge with you and from there it's just waiting for you to deliver" Levy did what they asked and the ball disappeared.
"Thank you so much, Levy" Jet and Droy chorused.
"Ok, so the instructions say that now one of us has to send a wave of magic at it and we'll be pregnant" Lisanna read off the box.
"Could you do it?" Kaida asked.
"Why?" Lisanna wondered.
"I'm not sure if I'll end up tasting it or not" Kaida explained.
"Yeah, good point, ok" Lisanna finished the process.
"I can't believe we can finally have a child of our own" Kaida whispered.
"I know" Lisanna replied.
"Breathe" Wendy instructed.
"How can women keep doing this?" Lisanna shouted.
"A sweet little baby will make it all worth it" Levy gasped from the bed next to her. Poor Jet and Droy were pacing the room, while Kaida just held Lisanna's hand.
"There you go" Wendy said.
"Ugh!" Lisanna shouted, "I'm never doing this again!"
"That's what I said after Ryu" Levy pointed out.
"I mean it this time!" Lisanna said.
"Lisanna, you can make it through this" Kaida whispered.
"I don't know" Lisanna replied.
"That's it!" Porlyusica shouted, "Everyone out now!"
"God, what's going on it there!" Kaida had resorted to pacing the room.
"Kaida, she'll be fine" Mira soothed.
"Yeah," Erza put a hand on Kaida's shoulder.
"Easy for you to say!" Kaida shouted, "You don't know what it's like!"
"Kaida, I'm 3 months pregnant, I think I understand" Erza said.
"It's not the same thing!" Kaida snapped.
"I understand" Jellal whispered.
"No you don't!" Kaida stormed off.
"Kaida, calm down" Dylan pulled Kaida into a hug.
"Let go of me, Co-Pika(water idiot)!" Kaida snarled.
"Wow, haven't heard that name in a while" Dylan chuckled.
"Mi-Mi(aunt) calm down" Ishi said.
"Okay Ishi" Kaida smiled.
"Why are you so angry?" Ishi asked.
"I'm just worried, all right?" Kaida explained, "Lisanna is having a baby, and I'm just scared"
"Why are you scared of a baby?" Ishi asked.
"I guess you're right," Kaida said, "I shouldn't be scared of a baby at all"
"Are you feeling better now?" Dylan asked.
"Yeah, I think so" Kaida replied.
"Good" Dylan said.
Suddenly Kaida tensed, "It's here"
"Kaida?" Dylan scolded.
Kaida ran off and pushed open the doors to the infirmary, "How is he?"
"He?" Lisanna asked.
"Our son" Kaida said.
"How'd you know it was a boy?" Porlyusica asked, "I haven't told anyone yet"
"He's labeled as a male in my Ho-pi system(Kaida's map of who is where)" Kaida explained.
"We have a son" Lisanna said in awe.
"Can we name him William?" Kaida asked, "In honor of my father"
"William Strauss, that sounds nice" Lisanna replied.
"Yeah" Kaida looked down at the baby, he had big blue eyes and a tuft of brown hair coming out of his forehead. Kaida reached down and touched him, "He tastes like fresh dirt"
"Does that mean he is a dragon slayer?" Lisanna asked.
"Most likely" Kaida replied.
Jet and Droy came racing in, "Levy!"
"Here," Porlyusica handed over the baby, "You have a wonderful daughter"
"Look at her!" Jet whispered, "She has your face"
"But she has your eyes and hair" Droy replied.
"What should we name her?" Jet asked.
"Sashi" Droy answered. Jet looked at him, "It was my mother's name"
"You remember your mother's name but not your last name?" Jet asked.
"You don't remember your last name either" Droy pointed out.
"Ok then, Sashi it is!" Jet announced, "Sashi Shadow"
"It sounds perfect"