Storm Fullbuster: 12
Nashi Dragneel: 12
Kaida walked into the guild hall and immediately noticed something strange, "Lucy, can I borrow Nashi for a moment?"
"Sure, Ka- I mean Master Kaida" Lucy replied.
"Thanks" Kaida grabbed Nashi's hand and dragged her over to Juvia, "Juvia, do you mind if I borrow Storm?"
"Not at all" Kaida grabbed Storm as well and dragged them over to the hallway leading to the Master's office.
"Is there something you two want to tell me?" Kaida asked.
"What do you mean?" Nashi asked.
"I'm talking about what you did together" Kaida gave them a knowing look.
"Uhh," Storm said, "Do you mean how we destroyed a town fighting?"
"That was a month ago," Kaida pointed out, "I mean what you did last night"
The two blushed, "Oh that?"
"Yes" Kaida said, bluntly.
"What about that?" Storm asked, his face the color of Nashi's hair.
"Why did you do it?" Kaida asked.
"Aunt Mira said that's what people do when they like each other" Nashi explained.
"Dang it Mira!" Kaida swore.
"I don't see what the problem is, though" Storm said.
"How did you even know how to do it?" Kaida asked, ignoring his question.
"Mira showed us informational videos" Nashi said, excitedly.
"Yeah, she told us it was really fun and we should try it sometime" Storm added.
"And she was right!" Nashi continued, "Let's do it again, tonight"
"Yeah" Storm agreed. During all of this a tick mark slowly appeared on Kaida's face.
"Damn you Mira!" Kaida shouted, "Stop showing the kids porn!" The entire guild froze as the realization hit them. Natsu and Gray actually stopped fighting as they realized what their kids had been doing.
"MIRA!" The guild shouted.