It all started one night when a young girl of five came into the guild. Mira was just finishing with the dishes and Kaida was in her office doing paperwork.
"Daddy!"
Kaida came out of her office, "Can I help you?"
"I'm looking for my daddy! Mommy said that he worked here!" the little girl said.
"What's your name?" Mira asked, scooping the girl up.
"Gillian Epps," the girl replied, "My daddy is Gildarts Clive"
"How many girls did he bang?!" Kaida exclaimed.
"What does that mean?"
Mira shot her a look, "It means that you have a sister"
"Really?!" Gilly asked, eyes wide.
"Yeah, give me a minute and I will take you to your sister" Mira said, putting on her coat before leading the little girl out of the guild.
The guild was abuzz, Gilly was running around with Ryu, trying to get him to play family with her. The doors slowly were pushed in by two little girls, one had light brown skin and black hair, while the other had blond hair with the tips dyed blue.
"Hello, we're looking for Gildarts Clive," the black haired one said, "I'm Ishka Huper, and this is Corrine Kittle"
"Nice to meet you, why are you looking for my father?" Gilly said, running up to them.
"Your father! He's my father!" Corrine and Ishka said at the same time.
"Gildarts" Kaida growled.
"Excuse me, I'm here to meet my father" a young girl of around 7 said, pushing open the doors. She had a reddish-brown hair color.
"Who is your father?" someone asked.
"I'm Susan Keyes, my father is Gildarts Clive"
"Figures"
"Hi, can I join this guild?" a girl of about ten asked.
"Of course, what is your name?" Mira asked.
"I'm Elizabeth Owens, my father is Gildarts Clive"
"Gildarts! Seriously?! How many kids did you have?!" Kaida shouted.
"Excuse me, my name is Anne Gibson," a girl of about eight walked into the guild, "I'm looking for my father"
"Gildarts Clive?"
"How did you know?" Anne twirled her dark hair around her finger.
"GILDARTS! WHEN YOU GET BACK, I'M SUING YOU FOR ALL THE FREAKING KIDS YOU SEND OUR WAY!" Kaida shouted, from her office.
"Get in line" Mira said, gesturing towards the rest of Gildarts's kids.
A lone girl of around 6 years old walked through the streets of Magnolia. She had bright red hair and was pulling a wagon with a giant faded book sitting on it. The book was about the size of a baby's crib except for the height which was about three inches thick. The letters E.N.D were scrawled apon in in faded gold. The girl stopped when she reached Fairy Tail.
"Umm, Natsu, I think I found your book" Gray called across the room.
"What do you mean?" the entire guild rushed outside and stared at the book.
"Who are you and how do you have that" Kaida shouted, pushing towards the front.
"I'm Piper Clive, I want to join Fairy Tail" the six year old said.
"Did you say Clive?" Kaida asked, uneasily.
"Yeah, my father is Gildarts Clive"
"That doesn't explain how you have that book" Erza said.
"Oh, this, it belonged to my mother" Piper said.
"Since when did Uncle Natsu become a mother?" Crystal asked, pulling at Juvia's skirt.
"Then why does it have the letters E.N.D. spelled on it?" Ryu asked.
"Yeah" Era flew up to sit on Ryu's shoulder.
"Those are mommy's initials, Eliza Natalie Dardon" Piper explained.
"Oh" the entire guild let out a sigh of relief.
"What is it though?" Buzz asked.
"It's my spellbook" Piper said.
"Really?" Zuzu asked, flying around.
"Yeah, I'm a true maker mage!" Piper said, now excited.
"What element?" Buzz asked.
"I'm a true maker mage! I don't make things out of ice or something like that, I make them out of what they should be made out of" Piper explained.
"Cool" Zuzu shouted.
"Yeah, but I can only conjure the spells in this book," Piper sighed, "But I can add new spells to it, I just have a limited amount of space before I have to erase some of the spells to make room for new ones"
"That's still really cool though," Buzz said, "What is your favorite?"
"I really like this one spell that I made up when I was two, I call it swordicorns," Piper said, "It's basically unicorns but with swords for horns"
A smile lit up Buzz's face, "Can you show it to me?"
"Sure," Piper exclaimed, "Life Make: Swordicorn!" A pure white horse came out of Piper's hand, it had a shiny metal sword on its forehead.
"It's small" Buzz commented, looking down at the three inch swordicorn.
"Yeah, mommy says they'll get bigger as my magical container expands" Piper said.
"I can't wait" Buzz said excitedly.
"Gildarts is so going to have to tell Piper! I'm done having to explain to little girls that their father is a pervert who can't keep himself out of people's pants" Kaida mumbled, pacing her office.
Lisanna giggled, "You're so cute when you swear"
"Shut up!" Kaida teased.
"I wonder?" Lisanna said, thoughtfully.
"What?"
"So far, all the kids of Gildarts that have made it here," Lisanna paused, "They're all girls"
Kaida's eyes widened, "Crap, that means that there must be a bunch of little boys with Gildarts's blood running around somewhere"
"Or that Gildarts can't have any boys" Lisanna suggested.
"You know what, let's go with that! I don't want to have to go after all of Gildarts's little sons and keep them from wrecking Fiore! Now they aren't our problem anymore!" Kaida said, gleefully.
"You're evil, you know that" Lisanna said.