Simon Scarnades: 1
Zera Olietta: 3
"Juvia thinks that it's amazing that we are both having our children soon"
"Ok…" Lucy winced, "Natsu! She has your kick!"
"Mine?!" Natsu muttered, "I don't go around shouting Natsu kick"
"I heard that!" Lucy shouted.
"Can you guys stop yelling!" Gajeel shouted, "Some of us are trying to eat our silverware in silence!"
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Simon shrieked.
"Now you've done it!" Erza bolted up, "I'm going to end you!"
"Erza!" Kinana shrieked, "Watch where you swing that sword! I don't want my child to die before they're even born!"
"That's it! I'm poisoning you all!" Erik shouted.
"Poisoning is MAN!" Soon the entire guild had started to brawl.
"I thought that the guild would have stopped fighting like they did when Laki had Zera, three years ago" Lucy muttered.
"They didn't stop fighting," Kaida said, "You just couldn't see it, Laki would beat them up so fast, that no one could see it"
"That explains why they would all just suddenly end up on the floor, covered in bruises" Lucy muttered.
"Say, Kinana, your child is almost ready, shouldn't you be on bed rest?" Kaida asked.
"What do you mean almost ready? I'm two months pregnant" Kinana asked.
"Kinana, you're a dragon" Kaida pointed out.
"So?"
"A dragon's pregnancy only lasts about two months" Kaida explained.
"Crap! I forgot!" Kinana muttered.
"How is your child going to work out?" Lucy wondered, "I mean, you're a dragon and Erik is a dragon slayer"
"Half dragon, half human," Kaida said, "Magic type: poison, obviously. Dragon form: miniature snake dragon. It will be completely comfortable in both forms indefinitely"
"That sounds nice" Juvia commented.
"So, have you thought of what you're going to name it?" Lucy asked.
"Yeah, We think we're going to name it Ziki(light)" Kinana replied.
"Nice!" Kaida said, "It's the perfect name for a young dragon"
"Yeah" Kinana whispered.
"Ziki is beautiful" Erik cooed.
"Yeah, she is, isn't she" Kinana gazed down upon the little, purple haired girl.
Kaida touched her, "She's a dragon slayer"
"Not a dragon?" Kinana looked disappointed.
"She'll probably have an actual dragon form and will have an extended life span, though not quite as long as a dragon's," Kaida continued, "She's her own generation, 6th generation, daughter of a dragon and a dragon slayer"
"What happened to fourth and fifth?" Erik asked.
"Fourth is a generation of robots with lacrimas in them, and fifth is the children of dragon slayers" Kaida explained.
"Like this little one will be" Lucy rubbed her belly.
"Assuming she's a dragon slayer, it's possible that she won't be" Kaida reminded her.
"Oh, she's a dragon slayer all right," Lucy sighed, "Her kicks are scorching"
Kaida chuckled, "We'll see"
"Juvia did not realize that this would be so painful"
"Your body is made of water! Can't you just change the shape so the baby can come out?!" Gray paced back and forth next to Juvia.
"NO!" Wendy shouted, "I mean, I don't think that's how it works"
"OUT!" Porlyusica shouted, slamming open the door, "NOW" Gray quickly hurried out of the room.
"Thanks Porlyusica," Wendy said, "He was getting a little annoying"
"LOVE RIVAL!" Juvia shouted, "YOU'RE LUCKY JUVIA IS IN SO MUCH PAIN OR JUVIA WOULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!"
Wendy slowly backed away, "Porlyusica, can you handle this now?"
"Fine," Porlyusica, "OUT"
Wendy scrambled out of the room.
"Juvia thanks you for getting rid of her love rival"
"Kaida, what are you still doing here, I thought I told you guys to get out?" Porlyusica sighed.
"Come on, Zan-tu(friend)," Kaida stood up, "Do I have to leave, I want to see how a baby is born"
"Fine, you can stay" Porlyusica gave in.
"Yay" Kaida sat back down and grabbed some popcorn.
"What is this, some kind of movie theater?" Porlyusica complained, "I should kick you out"
"But you won't," Kaida grinned evilly, "Because I'm the daughter of the Emperor"
"Lisanna is right, you really are evil" Porlyusica remarked.
"Thank you" Kaida laughed.
"So much blood" Kaida walked out of the room in a trance.
"Kaida, there you are! Erza has been looking all over for you, She needs you to do some paperwork," Lisanna grabbed Kaida by the arm and dragged her towards Kaida's office, "Something about how every time she tries, Simon rips it up with his sword! Honestly, I don't know why Erza would give a child a sword for his first birthday"
"Okay" Kaida muttered.
"Kaida, what's wrong, normally you would have said something like, 'What do you expect, she's Erza'" Lisanna pulled Kaida close to her.
"So much blood"
"You're the one who wanted to watch, Ms. Empress" Porlyusica called.
"Never again"
"Why am I doing this again?" Kaida asked.
"Because you bet that Natsu couldn't eat a billion tons of Mira's super spice hot sauce and he won" Wendy reminded her.
"How was I supposed to know that he'd get clever and not do it all in one go?" Kaida asked.
"Can we get back to the matter on hand?!" Lucy shouted.
"Sorry" Kaida turned back and almost fainted at the sight of all the blood.
"Kaida, I thought you said that you would never do this again?" Porlyusica walked into the room.
"Natsu won a bet" Wendy explained.
"Not true!" Kaida yelled, "He cheated! He had outside help"
"You never said that was against the rules" Wendy pointed out.
"He's Natsu! How was I supposed to know he'd even think of it?!"
"Um guys, I'm giving birth over here, can you stop your bickering?!" Lucy called.
"Sorry Lucy" Kaida turned around and took one look at the head of pink hair partly sticking out and fainted.
"It is with my greatest pleasure, that we start the party to celebrate the birth of two new additions to our family, Nashi Dragneel and Storm Fullbuster, born only two days apart" Kaida announced, "Not to mention the addition of Ziki Cobra last week"
"Let's party!" Erza shouted. All the babies immediately started to cry, "Quietly" she added as an afterthought.
Kaida smiled, "Why do we even bother trying?"
"Because we're Fairy Tail!" Makarov shouted jumping off the stage and started to crowd surf.
"Master, are you drunk again?" Mira scolded.
"Maybe" the old man tore off his shirt and started running around the guild. It was just another day in Fairy Tail.