Senseless 3
Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious or anything on it or about it...Just wanna write about it.
"Aw man! I wish ya'll would have told me you were planning this" said Andre the next day as they sat down to lunch. It was just him and Beck, and Beck had just finished telling him about Cats midnight visit and their plan.
"What's the problem? You got this"
"I know. But I'm the one who told Robbie he should ask another girl to the ball after I heard Cat didn't wanna be his date. I can't be seen flirting with his date. That ain't cool"
"So don't flirt with her" suggested Beck, "Just find a way to distract her for a little while. Just be a concerned friend and give her a lecture on how you don't wanna see him hurt or something. Make Sikowitz proud of your acting skills" he grinned.
"Hmmmm, that's good" said Andre thinking carefully. Then he gave Beck a slightly strange look. Beck raised his eyebrows.
"What?" he asked.
"Just that this kinda scheming I'd expect from Jade. I'm worried she's rubbing off on you, man" Beck considered it for a moment- that was a scary thought.
"Nah" he said unconvincingly. Just at that moment Jade arrived and sat down at the table next to Beck.
"Well speak of the she-devil" said Andre, laughing. Jade gave him a sinister smile and said,
"Thank you" before starting on her fish and chips. Tori then came and joined them on the table, smiling brightly.
"Hey Tor" said Andre, "Nice monologue in Sikowitz's class today"
"Thanks, I thought it went OK" Tori replied brightly. "The alphabet improv after was interesting though- "
"Yeah?" said Andre, "AREN'T you glad that it's done now though?"
"Bet you're more glad than me with all that losing"
"Confidence sure ain't something you lacking, girl"
"Don't hate me cause you ain't me, boy" said Tori, enjoying their word play.
"Either of you keep speaking and I'll ram this food tray into the back of your heads" Jade said casually.
"Jade" warned Beck, "What did we say about threatening to seriously injure or mutilate our friends"
"That you would rather I do it to you?" she said sweetly. Beck looked at her, then back at Andre and Tori
"You're on your own, guys" he said, putting a chip into his mouth. Robbie then joined them at the table, Rex in hand.
"Hey guys" he said, brightly.
"Sup" said Rex.
"Anyone else excited for the dance tomorrow?"
"Mr playa here thinks he all that cause he got a cute blonde girl to go with him" said Rex.
"She is cute" agreed Robbie.
"Wait, I thought you wanted to go with Cat?" said Tori, looking confused.
"Well I did, but then she kept avoiding me when I tried to ask her, so I got the message that she didn't wanna go with me. So, on Andre's suggestion, I asked out Sarah from Spanish class and she said yes!"
"Wow" said Jade sarcastically.
"Yes, wow!" agreed Robbie, totally oblivious to Jade's jab.
"You real excited about this huh?" said Andre, glancing at Beck. Beck knew that Andre was starting to feel slightly guilty already.
"Yeah, it's a pretty girl who actually wants to go to a dance with me" he said carefully, as though worried that Andre didn't fully understand.
"I maintain that she wants to go with me and you're just taggin along" said Rex. Cat chose that moment to arrive at the table.
"Hey guys, can up believe it? Fish and chips for lunch! I love fish and chips!" She said excitedly, bouncing a little in her seat. She looked around at them, "What were we talking about?"
"Robbie's excited about his pretty blonde date" said Jade, rolling her eyes.
"Oh, really?" said Cat, looking at Robbie. She smiled, but it didn't reach her eyes. Beck raised an eyebrow; Cat needed to work on her acting skills. Fortunately, it seemed Robbie was oblivious.
"Well yeah, kinda" he smiled. Cat frowned slightly and Beck glanced at Andre, who nodded slightly at him after noticing Cat's reaction.
"Well I'm looking forward to it" announced Beck, thinking of his plan. A big part of it relied on Andre's performance, but he wasn't worried. He had faith in his friend.
"You better be, I'm your date" mumbled Jade.
"Yeah, that's right" said Andre, "Guess that just leaves me, Cat and Tori without dates"
"Well why don't we just go as a three?" said Tori.
"Alright" said Andre, shrugging carelessly.
"OK" Cat smiled.