Senseless 4
Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious or anything on it or about it...Just wanna write about it.
Cat arrived a little late for the Cow-wow, wearing a white dress, with a pink bow in her hair. She didn't want to be too dressed up when she made her big move...and that was a scary thought. What would she say to Robbie? "Hi, Robbie, do you still like me?" No, that would never work. And what if he said that she didn't feel that way anymore, what would she do then? As she began to work herself into a panic, Cat spotted Andre and Beck by the punch bowl. She hurried over to them.
"Guys!" she shouted at them, "I'm really starting to doubt the big plan"
"Easy, lil' red" said Andre, holding up his hand in a peaceful gesture.
"Yeah, calm down" agreed Beck, drinking his punch. "Try the wiener punch" he said, gesturing to the punch bowl.
"What?" she said, frowning in confusion.
"Nothin'" said Andre, "Why are you suddenly worried?"
"Because what if he doesn't like me that way anymore? What if he's moved on to his stupid date?" she said, looking very upset.
"Hey, now, all of us think that Robbie has a crush on you for a long time" said Andre matter-of-factly, "That ain't gonna vanish just cause he's got himself some new girl"
"Are you sure?" Cat asked with hope in her voice. Andre glanced at Beck, who shrugged.
"Yeah. Pretty sure. Now go about your business, lil red, when you see Robbie alone-"
"You can run in the other direction?" said a snide voice. Jade walked up to the group, holding a red plastic cup in her hand.
"Hey" said Beck, wrapping an arm around Jade, "Enjoying your wiener punch?"
"What?" she asked, in confusion.
"Man" Andre laughed, "I think it was just your punch that got wienered"
"Whatever" said Jade, "So what's this about Beauty and the Beast over there?" she said nodding in the direction of Robbie and Sarah.
"Oooo, I love that movie!" said Cat, happily. But she went back to being sad after she saw Robbie talking happily to his date. Tori walked up to the group, smiling brightly in her cowboy hat.
"Hey guys, or should I say, howdy?" she smiled.
"No" said Andre, shaking his head slowly, "You-you shouldn't"
"You're interrupting, Vega. I'm interrogating Cat about Robbie" said Jade bluntly.
"What about Robbie?" asked Tori, looking at Robbie.
"Nothing about Robbie!" said Cat too loudly. Jade raised an eyebrow, and smiled sinisterly at Cat. "OK, OK" she said, breaking, like so many others before, under Jade's stare, "I'm making my big move on Robbie tonight"
"Big move?" Jade asked, both eyebrows raised in surprise. Beck quickly explained the plan to Jade. "THAT'S your plan?" she asked in disbelief when Beck finished. "Like this Sarah is just gonna sit there and talk to this idiot" she nodded to Andre, "While some other girl makes a move on her date? Wow. This takes a whole new level of stupid to come up with"
"Hey" said Beck, "We worked really hard on that plan"
"I know...that's what so sad" said Jade.
"I think what Jade means" said Tori, "Is that the girl won't go quietly"
"I like the way I said it better" said Jade.
"So, what's your great idea, then?" challenged Andre. Jade thought for a while, and a sinister smile slowly spread across her face. She was the picture of mischief.
"Oh, no" sighed Beck, shaking his head, "I know that look...she just had an idea, and that usually means that someone's about to get hurt." He warned. Tori, Andre and Cat simultaneously took a single step back from Jade.
"OK" said Jade, "Just listen to me and do as I say"
"Bossy" Cat mumbled.
"What!?" Jade said sharply.
"Nothing"
"Right. Vega, Andre, take off somewhere out of sight. That's both part of the plan and so I don't have to see you anymore." Andre and Tori looked at each other but didn't move.
"Right now!" Jade screamed. And Andre and Tori both turned and ran in another direction. Beck shook his head at his girlfriend's blunt way of getting things done.
"Now, Cat, go sit somewhere on your own and look sad"
"But I am sad" she said, "I'm not here with Robbie, remember?"
"Yes. Now go" Jade commanded. Cat walked through the crowd slowly, and found an empty table. She sat in one of the two empty chairs, and rested her chin on her hand.
"Good" smiled Jade.
"You know, I think we need to work on the way you interact with people" Beck said to Jade.
"Whatever" she said. She scanned the room, and her eyes landed on Robbie's date walking away from him towards the other punch bowl at the opposite end of the room. "Perfect" she muttered, "Excuse me for a second" she said to Beck. Beck watched her walk away, shaking his head all the while, and knowing full well that he wouldn't like what was about to happen next. Jade walked straight up behind Sarah, and lurched forward violently, spilling her punch all over the other girl's outfit.
"That's...another way to go" shrugged Beck watching the disaster. He resolved to just stay out of Jade's way and watch the show unfold.