Storm Fullbuster: 8

Indigo Fullbuster: 3

Nashi Dragneel: 8

Brooke: 2

Will Strauss: 6

Fisher: 2

Mavicono (Mavis) Strauss: 4

Simon Scarnandes: 9

Ichia Scarnandes: 5

Ryu Redfox: 12

Era: 6

Topo Redfox: 4

Kina Redfox: 1

"We have something to announce!" Natsu shouted. Everyone turned to him.

"I am pregnant" Lucy said. Everyone swarmed around her offering congratulations and the likes.

"Juvia, come on, we can't let flame brain one-up us" Gray pulled Juvia out of the room.

"Daddy, where are you going?" Indigo asked, walking towards him.

"Your Daddy is busy," Kaida picked the girl up, "In the meantime you can spend some time with your Mi-mi(aunt) Kaida"

"Yay!"

"Aunt Mira, where is my dad taking my mother?" Storm asked.

"If you want I can show you"

"Mira!" Kaida barked, "Are you trying to show the kids porn?!"

"Uhhhh, no" Mira ducked under the counter, leaving Kaida laughing.

"Mama, what does pregant mean?" Nashi pulled on her mothers skirt.

"It means that you're going to have a little brother or sister"

Nashi made a face, "You mean I have to share a bathroom with a little Papa?"

Lucy laughed, "When you put it that way…"

"It's not that bad," Will said coming into the guild, "Mavis is fun to play with"

"But I already have Brooke for that" Nashi insisted.

"Maybe, but it's nice to have someone else in the house" Will said.

"Yeah, Ichia and I get along well" Simon said walking up to them with Ichia.

"Yeah!" Ichia added, "We can practice sword fighting better since Daddy is trash and Mama is too good"

"I guess, but Dad makes enough noise as it is…"

"Topo rarely makes any noise" Ryu countered, walking up to them.

"That's because he rarely takes his head out of a book!" Storm argued, having been drawn into the argument, "Indigo is noisy!"

"All kids are noisy at that age, once they get older it gets better" Ryu argued.

"Well you guys are being pretty noisy right now so…" Mavis interrupted, "I could hear you from all the way across the room"

"Oops"

"Hey Luce, if it's a boy can we name him Igneel?"

"Fine, but if it's a girl we're naming her Layla"

"Would Gray-Sama like to continue the color naming tradition?"

"I guess, if it's a boy why don't we name him Ocean, like ocean green?"

"And if it's a girl we can name her Crystal"

"How is that a color?"

"Crystal like crystal clear"

"We could also call her Violet"

"Yeah, but Crystal reminds me of ice"

"Po-pa(mother), why are Uncle Natsu and Uncle Gray arguing over how many kids they have? Is it a competition?"

"No Mavicono, it isn't," Kaida said, "Your uncles are very idiotic and don't realize that it's about quality, not quantity"

"What does that mean?"

"It means how many kids you have doesn't matter, it's how amazing the kids are that really counts," Kaida scooped the little girl up, "And in that regard, your mother and I are truly winning"

Mavis giggled, "Maybe, but I'd like a little sister"

"Maybe at some point, but right now your mother and I are happy with the two of you"

Lucy gritted her teeth, "Why does this baby have to be such a powerful kicker?"

"Ours is very peaceful and nice" Gray smirked.

"But mine is strong!" Natsu argued.

"SHUT UP!" Lucy shouted, "It's hard enough with this baby kicking my rib cage, I don't need you guys arguing!"

"Sorry"

"Oh god, Juvia's in labor" Gray was pacing back and forth around the guild hall.

"Relax Gray, it won't take that long before you'll be by her side" Kaida comforted.

"How do you know?"

"Because a new person just appeared next to Juvia, either its your child or some stanger just teleported into the middle of the guildhall"

"I have another child?"

"Or a str-"

"I get it!" Gray interrupted.

"Geez, Gray, I thought Juvia was the one with the hormones" Kaida teased.

"It's a girl" Wendy called and Gray raced in.

"She looks just like you" Gray whispered to Juvia.

"But she has your eyes"

"Crystal Fullbuster?'

"Crystal Fullbuster"

"Lucy, stay calm"

"You try staying calm when you're about to be cut open!"

"I'm sorry Lucy, there is nothing else we can do, this baby just can't sit still long enough to be born the normal way" Wendy explained.

"I blame Natsu" Lucy mumbled.

Wendy giggled, "That does sound like Natsu"

"Papa, what does Cesarean mean?" Nashi asked.

"Uhh"

"Seriously, Natsu!" Gajeel grumbled, "Weren't you paying any attention?"

"I was! I just can't remember"

"What does Lucy see in him?" Levy muttered.

"I heard that!" Natsu shouted.

"No fighting today!" Kaida yelled, "I thought we agreed that there wouldn't be any brawls while a member was in labor!"

"Technically Lucy isn't in labor" Topo said.

"Fine then, while any member was giving birth" Kaida amended.

"Technically it's not giving birth" Topo corrected.

"You know what I mean!" Kaida sighed, "How do you even know all of this stuff, you're four?"

"Actually I'm four years, three months, fifteen days, twenty-one hours, three minutes and…" Topo paused to check his watch, "fifteen seconds old"

"Only Levy's kid" someone muttered.

"It's a boy" Natsu ran to Lucy.

"Finally, a son!"

Lucy slapped him, "Do you want to be allowed back in the house?!"

Natsu rubbed his sore arm, "Sorry"

"So, Igneel?"

"Igneel Dragneel the second"

"Second?"

"Igneel was the first"

"Dragons don't have last names" Kaida told him, walking in.

"But he's the second to be named Igneel, right?"

Kaida facepalmed, "That's not how it works!"

"Then how does it?"

"You know what, I give up!" Kaida walked out of the room, "Good luck with him, Lucy"