Song: Everyone is Gay by A Great Big World

"Come on, it'll be fun!" Kaida begged.

"I agree, but I don't think it's possible to throw an entire Pride Parade in a week" Erza said.

"We just need to all work together!" Kaida argued, "We can make it happen!"

"Does it have to be within a week?" Gray asked, "Can't we throw it in a month?"

"No," Kaida whined, "Pride Month ends in a week and we haven't done anything!"

"Why didn't you bring it up sooner, then?" Evergreen asked.

"I was on a job!" Kaida complained, "Come on! Pride will be fun!"

"Can't we wait until next year?" Lisanna gently suggested.

"Will there even be a next year or will we destroy that like everything else?" Kaida pointed out.

"I agree with Kaida, we need to do it this year," Freed said, "We can show that Fairy Tail is LGBTQ+ friendly!"

"That would help our reputation" Erza muttered.

"I SAY WE DO IT!" Makarov shouted, "It's just another excuse to party!" Everyone cheered.

"This is serious!" Kaida yelled.

"Lighten up, Kaida," Cana said, "Have a little fun!"
Kaida growled, "At least they agreed to do Pride"

"I can't believe we did all of this in less than a week" Lisanna looked around.

"Yeah! I managed to get Sorcerer Weekly to do a special edition that announced it in the papers!" Kaida said.

"How did you do that?" Lisanna asked.

"You don't want to know," Kaida warned, "then you'd be an accomplice"

"What I'm wondering is how Erza is not eating all of those cakes right now?" Dylan said.

"I'm pretty sure I saw Freed put runes on them"

"That explains it"

"I hope the parade won't be too bad" Kinana said.

"Why would it be bad?" Kaida asked.

"Everyone had a few days to make a float"

"I'm sure it will be fine" Kaida said.

Incide flew up to them, "So many rainbows!"

"Yeah!" Cocho followed her, "It's like a unicorn barfed up all over Magnolia!"

Kaida blinked, "Thanks,...I guess?"

"You did a great job putting all of this together, Kaida" Lisanna squeezed her arm.

"Thanks"

"It's time for the parade to start!"

"Sooooooo coooooool!"

"Ready?" Kaida asked.

"Yeah" Lisanna replied. The float slowly started to move.

If you're gay, then you're gay

Don't pretend that you're straight

You can be who you are any day of the week

You are unlike the others

So strong and unique

The guild started flexing their muscles at the word strong.

We're all with you

At this the entire Fairy Tail guild raised their hands in their salute.

If you're straight well that's great

You can help procreate

At this, Bisca help up little Asuka for the world to see.

And make gay little babies

Kaida put her hands under her chin and tilted her head to the side.

For the whole human race

Make a world we can live in

Where the one who you love's not an issue

Kaida clasped Lisanna's hand and raised it in the air. Freed and Laxus, Mira and Cana, Nab and Reedus, Max and Warren, and surprisingly Jet and Droy followed suit.

Cause we're all somewhere in the middle

At this Elfman and Evergreen ran underneath Mira and Cana's arms. Natsu and Lucy ran underneath Kaida and Lisanna's, Gray and Juvia ran underneath Nab and Reedus's, Levy and Gajeel ran underneath Jet and Droys, Laki and Bickslow ran underneath Freed and Laxus's, and Bisca and Alzack ran underneath Max and Warrens.

We're all just looking for love to change the world

Wendy and Romeo ran to each other from opposite sides of the float along with Happy and Carla while everyone else who didn't have a romantic partner in the parade put a hand above their eyes and looked around.

What if the world stops spinning tomorrow?

We can't keep running away from who we are

At this the entire guild ran in place.

If you're gay then you're gay

All the gay people stepped forward.

If you're straight well that's great

All the straight people stepped forward.

If you fall in between that's the best way to be

Natsu, Erza, Lisanna, and Gray stepped forward.

You got so many options

Every fish in the sea wants to kiss you

Everyone made the fish face.

Cause we're all somewhere in the middle

Asuka and Panther Lily stepped forward at that, holding hands.

And we're all looking for love to change the world

Everyone looked around.

What if the world stops spinning tomorrow?

Juvia made a ball of water and started spinning it before dropping it.

We can't keep running away from who we are

Everyone ran in place.

And we're all here in it together

They all got in a line and grabbed each others hands.

We're one step closer to breaking down the walls

Everyone took a step forward.

Everyone is gay!

Kaida sat with Lisanna watching the rest of the floats go by. Ichiya and Bob ended up kissing in the middle of the float causing Kaida to 'aww' before promptly barfing. Mermaid Heel's float was huge with almost ¾ of the girls lesbian. When Lamia Scale passed by, Kaida heard Sherry and Chelia going on and on about love. Quatro Puppy's was more of a masculine display then a Pride float but it did end with all of the boys falling over each other trying to kiss Bacchus so Kaida let it slide. Sabertooth surprisingly, had a relatively small float with Rogue at the center, along with Lector and Frosch as they were the only LGBTQ+ members. Lector and Frosch were kissing while Rogue just had a sign hanging from his neck that read

'Asexual

Agender

Preferred Pronouns:

Ze/Zer/Zem'

"Wow, who knew?" Lisanna whispered.

"I did," Kaida said, "My Ho-pi system gives the gender that people prefer rather than what they were born as"

"Cool"

"I know"

"That was the best Pride ever!" Natsu shouted.

"Have you ever been to Pride before?"

"No" Everyone sighed.

"I have to agree though, That was amazing!" Lucy exclaimed.

"Yeah, Pride is awesome" Freed said.

"We should get started on next year's preparations" Erza said.

"AYE SIR!" Everyone ran after her like a bunch of lunatics waving their Pride Flags back and forth and laughing maniacally.