Chapter 1: The Pussee Smashers Unwind
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i Finnaly finished withh chapter 2! i worked really hard on this one so i really hope you like itttt!333
The clacking noise of luggage bag wheels making contact with the concrete entryway of the Viridian City Luxury Hotel interrupts the ambience of cars driving down the night street. Rain drizzled down from the black clouds onto the hotels giant canopy, making a soothing patter. Mario stood in front of the bus's luggage compartment, trying his best to pull the bags; his arms shaking in exhaustion.
Marth, Ryu, and Shulk climbed down the bus stairs, taking a deep breath of the cool, moist air. The relaxing scent of precipitation filled their nostrils. It was a nice change of pace from the musk of teenage boy sweat. Two Mr. Game and Watch's, one a mustard yellow, the other ice blue, hurried their way towards Mario, making high pitched clacking noises as they sprung forward. The two flat figures unloaded the remaining bags for Mario in sudden, jittery movements, and then hustled to the spotless glass double door entrance of the hotel.
Little Mac and Wii Fit Dad Manager Dad finally made their way out of the bus, as the bands Roadies pulled their van into the parking lot. Wii Fit Dad jogged over to the van, his steps causing splashes in small puddles. The Boy-Band let out a collective yawn as they sauntered over to the hotels front door. Little Mac grabbed the left door's crescent shaped handle with his rough, boxing tape covered hand, his other hand holding his two drumsticks which he lightly tapped against his leg. Marth opened the other door out of courtesy and noticed the shiny gold colored handles felt smooth, and cold to the touch.
They swung the doors open in unison, and a pleasant aroma wafted out from the hotel, as if the hotel itself was welcoming them. Marth and Ryu entered, soon followed by Little Mac and Shulk. Taking a quick look around the lobby, their mouths dropped in amazement.
The brightly illuminated room was enormous, probably bigger than an average house. In the center of the room was a beautiful marble fountain with water flowing over the lips of the top bowl, into the larger one below it, which flowed over to the larger one even farther below that, until finally splashing into the pool of water surrounding the fountain.
On either side of the pathway to the front desk were waiting areas filled with couches, and tables with flowers in beautiful vases sitting on them. Everyone's eyes were trying to take in as much of the scene as possible, their eyes darting from place to place, until they saw the giant marble pillars attached to the wall. The pillars led up to the tall ceiling, in the middle of which was a large chandelier, with hundreds of shining gem shaped pieces of glass dangling from several outstretched ostentatious metal arms that held lit wax candles.
You get the idea. It was fucking fancy.
The doors behind them opened and the two Mr. Game and Watch's walked past them, pushing a luggage cart with their bags in it. Wii Fit Dad entered behind them, proceeding to the front desk to get the keys to their reserved hotel rooms.
Marth slowly took two steps forward and said "I thought this place was going to be the type of 5-Star Hotel that rock stars would go to, not the type of 5-Star Hotel the Queen of Hyrule would go to. I'm feeling out of place here" he was still trying to wrap his mind around the fact that this was just the lobby.
"If it really makes you so uncomfortable, you can sleep in the bus for another night" said Ryu, slapping Marths shoulder while walking towards the front of the room, his sneakers squeaking on the polished floor.
"Really though, this totally ain't our style at all. I can't even tell if I should take my hat off or not." Shulk remarked. He scratched his head through his red backwards cap. Suddenly his face lit up and he asked "Hey, do you think they'd be mad if I took off my shoes and slid around the floor in my socks?
"Not a bad idea, actually." Ryu turned back to them. "This place might be pretty good for skating…" he scratched his chin and his voice trailed off in thought.
"Please don't get us kicked out on our first night here." Little Mac said suddenly, his face looking both serious, and tired.
Wii Fit Dad approached them with the room keys in his hand. "You'll be staying on the top floor. Look for room number one." He said as he tossed Marth the key. "You've got it to yourselves, so I trust you to not totally destroy the place" Wii Fit Dad remarked before jogging off behind them, towards the front door.
Wii Fit Dad met with the Roadies to give them their room keys as Mac, Marth, Ryu and Shulk walked towards the elevator.
Immediately after pressing the button, the doors opened, letting them in. The Mr. Game and Watch's hurried into the elevator with them, pushing the luggage cart. After they pressed the button for the top floor, the elevator sprung upwards.
"How fancy do you think our room will be?" questioned Shulk while he tapped his fingers against the button panel he was leaning on.
"Ridiculously fancy, if it's anything like the lobby" Marth replied.
Then there was complete silence, save for the low hum of the elevator making its speedy ascent, and Little Mac slapping his drumsticks against his knees while tapping his foot and nodding his head to an imaginary rhythm.
When the elevator came to a halt and opened its doors, a large white door was directly in front of them. Everyone took a moment to observe the door, and saw the carving of a sword pointing downwards, with what looked like waves flowing away on either side of it. After admiring the excellent craftsmanship, they approached the door and prepared themselves for the moment of truth as Shulk raised the card key to the same level of the slot.
"Wait, hold up." Shulk suddenly yelped excitedly, as he pulled the key further back from the doors lock.
"What are you doing, Shulk?" Little Mac said with a sigh.
"Let's just take this time to savor the moment."
The rest of the boys groaned and rolled their eyes, all of them clearly fed up with Shulk's bullshit.
"Alrighty then, deep breath everyone." Shulk instructed. Shulk closed his eyes and leaned back while slowly breathing in through his wide open mouth. His chest expanding as his lungs filled with air, he then breathed the air out in a steady stream, the others' eyes staring daggers at him under furrowed brows.
"Okay, good. Now…"
They shifted about, waiting for him to open the door.
"One more deep breath."
Ryu impatiently shoved Shulk out of the way and slammed the card into the slot. Immediately after the red light flicked to green, Ryu turned the knob and threw the door open. Everyone was greeted with a giant lounge area, a couch directly in the center, pointing to a huge T.V that must be at least 70 inches.
"Where the hell are the beds?" questioned Ryu.
Mr. Game and Watch jittered in front of them and motioned his hand with a bleep boop sound, drawing their attention to a spiral staircase that rose to a loft with 4 bedroom doors, and a glass door that led to a porch that overlooked the city.
"This whole thing is a hotel room?" said Marth in amazement.
"Well," said Shulk as he walked through the doorway. "I'll just start getting comfortable then"; He smirked as he vaulted himself over the back of the couch, landing on the soft cushions with a bounce.
The Game and Watch's unloaded their luggage with gusto, and held out their hands to the group expectantly.
Ah shit they were supposed to give them a tip.
"I…Uhhh…hey, guys?" said Marth, looking back. He then realized that everyone had disappeared except for Shulk, who was in his own little world.
Marth groaned nervously and reached into his back pocket, pulling out his wallet. Unfortunately he wasn't the type of person to keep a reasonable amount of money on him; Wii Fit Dad Manager usually took care of money stuff. But since Wii Fit Dad wasn't here, Marth had to take the responsible role here. Looking through his wallet, he saw that he only had a five dollar bill and a gift card to Chili's with about $2.34 on it because Chili's is pretty fuckin expensive.
Like, why does it cost so much. There isn't even anything gluten free there.
I went there with my bud Victor one time and he couldn't eat anything with gluten in it aka anything on the fuckin menu so he just sat there and watched me and our other bros eat.
Just go to fuckin Applebee's.
Keep in mind this is the editor, not Ruby's Smegma. I'm not sure if Ruby's Smegma even has friends.
Pulling out the card and dolla dolla bill (ya'll), he handed the money to the blue Game and Watch, and reluctantly gave the gift card to the yellow one.
"Uh… Here. Don't spend it all in one place." Said Marth, while he gently patted them on the back, seemingly to thank them for their hard work, but really he was trying to push them out the door before they got super pissed. After they eventually got pushed out, Marth closed the door behind them, leaning against it and letting out a sigh of relief.
"Nice moves there, slick." Shulk joked, laughing. Shulk leaned forward to grab the television remote off of the coffee table. He pressed the on button and the T.V. came to life. He smiled and propped his feet up on the table.
Marth rolled his eyes and ascended the stairs with his bag in hand, picking the room closest to the stairs. He tossed his bag down with a loud thud, and then jumped backwards onto the bed, bouncing back up slightly before sinking into the memory foam mattress.
"I'm going down to the pool." Stated Ryu, walking past Marth's open door; the only reply he got was a bunch of grumbling from Marth and a "yeah sure whatever" from Shulk. Ryu didn't mind, he didn't even expect anyone to hear him at all. He walked out into the hallway and once again entered the elevator. His finger trailed down the array of buttons in front of him, before finally pushing a button marked with the word "pool".
Shulk was on the couch, flipping through the T.V. channels with a bored look on his face, glancing at the names of different shows, searching for something that might catch his eye. There was some weird sitcom, an hour long infomercial for a gimmicky exercise machine, a news report about some Pac-Men being arrested for cult activity; none of these sounded remotely interesting to him. He eventually settled for some show called "Smash celeb watch". Marth silently sat down on the couch next to him, putting his feet up on the table next to Shulks. The show briefly discussed the concert the Pussee Smashers would be playing before moving on to a concert for some new girl band.
Ryu wandered down an empty hallway, looking down hallways that branched off as he went. Even though this floor was supposed to be dedicated to the pool, there was a lot of unnecessary bullshit here. He kept walking until he rounded a corner to see a girl drinking from a water fountain, holding her long blonde hair back. She was wearing a pink one-piece swimsuit, which flaunted her body's curves as she bent over the water fountain. Blue earrings dangled from her ear lobes, shining brightly in the light. Ryu was checkin' her out and started looking at her butt. She had a pretty nice butt. Ryu is a guy, okay? Guys notice these things.
She stood up straight and ran her thumb across the corner of her lip, careful not to smear her pink lipgloss. She glanced at him out of the corner of her eye, and turned to him in surprise. "H-hi" she said nervously, her hands coming together in front of her belly as she subtly rubbed her thumbs together, looking away with a blush tingeing her cheeks.
Ryu now took the time to notice that she also a nice rack. Again, he's a guy. Guys notice these things.
"Is the pool down this way?" he questioned with his deep voice.
She lifted her arm up to point to a huge window that interrupted the wall; behind it he could see the pool. It was so painfully obvious; He wondered how he had missed it. Perhaps the doctor really did mean it when he said he had a disorder. What was it again? Something something defecate disorder? Whatever.
"Ah. Thanks." He said, walking towards the pool doors. She let out a short, high pitched hum in response and followed him to the pool room, walking slowly to keep her distance.
'the hell is up with her? He thought to himself.
Hey it's your boy the editor again. I think I'm starting to go fucking crazy from editing these stories. Like, Ruby's Smegma barely makes her intentions clear in her writing. I've had to guess with over half of this shit. I'm still stuck doing it, because she told her parents that this is all just some school project that she needs help with. They don't even know it's a fanfiction. It's not like I can just stop doing it; her parents are rich as fuck but are too cheap to hire a tutor so they'll be pissed if I refuse to help her. I'm not even the best at writing, but at least I'm better than her. Like, she doesn't even send me a word document through email or anything; she just drops off a notepad at my front door and runs away. So not only do I have to copy the whole thing onto my computer, but I also have to try to read her handwriting. So basically, I'll try to add more realism to the guys in this story. Because she sure as hell can't write guys. I'm not sure if she can write girls either. Ok, I think I've said enough now. I just need to vent my anger somehow. So let's just keep this a secret. This is your boy, the editor, signing off.
"What's the name of this band again?" Marth questioned.
"Babe Brawlers, I think." Shulk replied.
"Kinda weird name isn't it?" Marth said, resting his elbow on the couch's armrest.
"Our band name is Pussee Smashers, ya dingus."
Marth thought about it for a few seconds, then let out a noise that let Shulk know that he agreed with him. It was kinda like an "eh" sound.
On screen, one of the girls was being interviewed. Marth felt his heart beat quicken when he looked at her face. The way she elegantly pushed strands of russet hair behind her cute pointed ears with her gloved hand, the way her light blue eyes payed attention with a perfect amount of maturity and tenderness. She made him feel like his heart was about to burst.
She was easily the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen.
He was so caught up in the moment, he didn't even notice her name appearing at the bottom of the screen.
She spoke in such a sophisticated manner, slowly and clearly. Marth wasn't even listening to the words she was saying; all he could hear was the sound of her soothing voice, along with the sound of his own heart beating intensely.
Basically she was attractive.
He smiled and put his elbow on his knee, about to rest his chin on the heel of his palm. But he was too entranced with the girl on the screen; and didn't notice himself start to slip off the couch. The feeling of falling snapped him back to reality as he tore his eyes off the T.V.
He hit his tail bone right on the ground, letting out a yelp of pain. He grabbed the coffee table to pull himself back up, and finally noticed the girls name at the bottom of the screen. Before he had the chance to read it, the girl and her name disappeared and the T.V. started showing the show hosts talking at their desk again. The only thing he saw of her name was 'Z_'. He lied back down on the couch and quietly moaned as he closed his eyes, imagining the face of the girl once again.
Ryu sauntered into the pool room, looking around to see plenty of pool chairs near the wall. The pool was rather big, probably Olympic sized, and since it was so late, no one was swimming in it. He spied a Jacuzzi near the back of the room with three girls in it, one with blonde hair, one with brown hair, and the other with blue hair. The shy girl from the hallway scurried past him to join the others in the hot tub.
He chose a random chair to throw his towel onto, before lifting his shirt over his head, exposing his muscle bound abs and chest. After he threw his shirt down on top of his towel, he walked to the pool preparing to jump in. Before he did this, he looked back to the girls in the hot tub; he saw them looking over at him, and leaning towards each other to whisper in their each other's ears.
"They probably recognize me from the band" he assured himself.
He dove into the pool, and felt the chlorinated water envelop him in a cold embrace. He stayed under the water for a while, enjoying the feeling of the chilly liquid surrounding his entire body, until he had to come back to the surface for air. Kicking his legs to propel himself upwards, he broke surface and took in a deep breath. He reached his muscular arm up to run his fingers through his wet, tangled hair.
Looking around the room once more to take in the scenery, he accidentally saw the girls in the hot tub again, who were still peeking over at him from time to time.
He again brushed it off and started swimming from one end of the pool to the other in a casual manner.
After a while of swimming from end to end and diving to the bottom of the pool, he grabbed the side to rest for a while. He put his hand up to his mouth to yawn, and heard faint giggling coming from the hot tub.
Are they still….
He subtly turned his head, trying to get a look at them in his peripheral vision.
Yep, still looking at me.
Aw, fuck it. Might as well give it a shot. He muttered to himself as he pulled himself out of the water, water dripping down his abs that was more defined than a bar of chocolate. They looked just as tasty as a bar of chocolate, too.
He ruffled his hair around to get rid of excess water, and approached the hot tub. "Room for one more?" he asked.
"Okay, hold on a second."
"huh"
"So, a Girl-band is like a Boy-Band… but with girls?" Shulk stated questioningly.
"uh huh" Marth muttered, still lost in thought.
"Whoa." Shulk stared at the T.V. in amazement. "That's genius."
"uh huh"
"And the point of this is boys are supposed to have crushes on them or whatever, right?"
"m-hmm"
Shulk eyed one of the girls onscreen, smirking. "Well they do a pretty good job of that, for sure."
The four girls in the hot tub looked at each other before the brunette and one of the blondes silently slid away from each other to create an empty space. Just as silently, he carefully dropped himself in, trying not to create a splash. He settled in, feeling the hot water warm his body, relaxing his muscles. He tilted his head back and closed his eyes.
He hadn't realized just how tired he was until he was on the brink of sleep. He was about to pass out then and there, until a finger gently poked his left shoulder. Lazily rolling his head over with squinted eyes, he saw a blonde girl with her hair tied back into a pony tail. She was fully focused on poking the muscles on his shoulder. Without taking her eyes off of the rock solid muscle she was poking, she asked him, "These are real, right?"
"I'm pretty sure, yeah." He replied in a tired voice, moving his arms behind him to pull himself up slightly, to let his legs hang in the water.
"So you don't use steroids or anything?" she questioned, still poking him.
"Not to my knowledge."
She shifted her focus down to his chest and started lightly hitting his hella swole pecs with the bottom of her closed fist. "What about these?"
He motioned his hand from his shoulder down to the top of his abs. "Everything you see here is authentic, sweet cheeks." He said in reply
"If you're gonna keep giving me a poundin' can you at least tell me your name?"
"Zero Suit Samus"
"Your first name is Zero?"
"No, my first name is Zero Suit Samus. My parents hated me."
"Kay' then. I'll call you Sammy. My name's Ryu."
"Ugh." She looked away and crossed her arms in front of her chest with a frown. Ryu was guessing she didn't like the nickname he had given her.
The shy girl from the hallway sat there, twirling a strand of her hair with her finger, the rest of her hair resting on the tile floor behind her. "M… My name is Peach…" she said, making very brief eye contact before looking down at the lock of blonde hair she was fiddling with, a blush covering her face the whole time.
"I'm Zelda." Said the other girl next to him, and she held out her hand to him.
After he shook her hand, he noticed the girl with blue hair across from him had her arms resting on the rim of the tub, staring off into some imaginary land.
"…and you are?" Ryu finally said after a few seconds of awkward silence.
She looked him in the eyes, and then checked up and down his body. Well, what she could see of his body at least.
"Lucina", she spoke with a bored face, and then turned her face to stare off into space once again.
"So," Ryu said while scratching the back of his head. "What brings you girls to Kanto?"
Nearly an hour later, Shulk and Marth were still watching 'Smash Celeb Watch'. They had no god damn idea how long this show was going to go on, but they kept on watching. At least the story about the Girl Band was kind of entertaining.
They heard a click as Ryu entered the room, closing the door behind him. He approached the couch while rubbing his hair with the slightly damp towel.
"What are you guys watching?" Ryu questioned.
"I dunno. It's something about a new Girl Band." said Shulk, scratching his cheek. "Some of em were actually pretty hot."
"You should have seen em' though." Marth let out a sigh and leaned back.
"Oh yeah" Shulk said, slapping his knee. "Marth was poppin a god damn boner over one of those chicks." He said laughing.
"That hot, huh?" stated Ryu as he leaned on the couch to get a better view of the T.V.
"Yeah" Marth sighed. "I can't remember her name though" He groaned and rubbed is temple with two fingers. "I think it started with a Z or something… I dunno, the one with the brown hair." Marth said, giving up on his failed attempt at remembering.
"What, you talkin' about Zelda?" Ryu stated, as if it were obvious.
Marth turned back to him in surprise. "You know her name?"
"Yeah" Ryu stated, as if it were obvious. "Zelda, Peach, and Lucina." He said as he started walking away.
"Oh yeah" he said suddenly, turning back to face them again. "Don't forget about Sammy" he said with a smirk.
Shulk and Marth stared at him in confusion.
"How the hell do you know all their names?"
"I just hung out with those broads for like, an hour down by the pool."
YAAAAAAAY ! THE START OF TYHE GREAT ADVENTUREEE!3
im really lookingg forward to righting the rest iof this storry for you guys!
and again i wanna to thank my editor for the fabulus job theyve been doing!
theyre soo nice about it and r really helpful in trying to help me klearn how to write like Jay K. Rowling! p.s. harry potter is the best!
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