HOW MANY FAIRY TAIL WIZARDS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

Ryu Redfox: 16

Era: 10

Hunter Connell: 17

Nashi Dragneel: 12

Brooke: 6

Storm Fullbuster: 12

Sky Conbolt: 2

Ta-ka: 1

Billy Connell: 3

Sandy Alors: 6

Mandy Strauss: 3

Igneel Dragneel: 4

Kina Redfox: 5

Crystal Fullbuster: 4

Will Strauss: 10

Fisher: 6

Ziki Cobra: 12

Nanago: 8

Mavicono Strauss: 8

Molly: 1

Buzz Dreyar: 9

Zuzu: 6

"Ugh!" Ryu grumbled, "Why did we get stuck babysitting for the entire guild?"

"It's not for the entire guild," Kaida said, "And everyone else is on a job"

"I thought it seemed awfully empty" Nashi muttered.

"You just noticed?!" Storm shouted.

"QUIET!" Sky cried, "Me nap!"

"Stop or I'll shoot!" Billy yelled, chasing Sandy around the room.

"Shut up!" Mandy shouted, "Don't make me turn you into stone!"

"I'd like to see you try!" Igneel shouted.

"Can you guys be quiet, I would like to read in peace" Kina asked.

"Crystal would like Hunter to get them to be quiet"

Kaida's lacrima rang, "Hold on a second"

"I got you now!" Billy shouted, removing the safety from his toy gun and pelting Sandy with wooden bullets.

"OWWWW" Sandy let out a wail.

"BILLY AUSTIN CONNELL!" Hunter shouted, "Didn't your mother tell you not to shoot that thing at people?!"

"Sorry Uncle Hunter" Billy hung his head.

"How am I supposed to explain to your mother that you hurt a child while she was away on her honeymoon?" Hunter asked.

"Please don't tell her," Billy begged, "She made me promise not to hurt anyone and I don't want to lose my gun privileges"

Hunter sighed, "Fine, but if you hurt one more child, I am calling her up to explain why you interrupted her honeymoon"

"Thanks Uncle Hunter!" Billy hugged Hunter around the knees and ran off.

Kaida walked back into the room, "That was Jura, we're having an emergency guild master meeting. Ryu, Hunter, you're in charge of the guild until I get back"

"Why did I agree to stay behind to babysit?" Ryu asked.

"Because I asked you to" Hunter smirked.

Ryu sighed, "Oh, right"

"You just can't say no to me" Hunter teased his boyfriend.

"No," Ryu's eyes lit up in realization, "There I just did!"

Hunter laughed and shook his head, "All right, you proved me wrong"

"Can you guys stop with the lovey dovey stuff? You're making me sick!" Nashi complained.

"In that case can you keep it up?" Storm asked.

"HEY! Watch where you point that thing!" Sandy shouted.

BANG!

Everyone looked up as Billy's bullet shot upwards and hit a light bulb, sending glass showering down and plunging the center of the guild into darkness.

"Now look what you've done!" Kina cried, "How am I supposed to read in this light?!"

Ryu sighed, "I think we have a spare light bulb in storage, let me go get it" Soon Ryu returned with a fresh light bulb in his hand.

"How are we supposed to get it all the way up there?" Igneel asked.

"Too bad Era went on a mission with Ziki and Nanago" Ryu mumbled.

"Yeah, and Brooke went on a mission with Fisher, Ta-ka, Happy, and Carla" Nashi said.

"Lisanna took Mavis and Molly out on a mission" Hunter stated.

"And Zuzu went on a mission with Buzz and Will" Storm finished.

"I guess we'll have to do it ourselves" Ryu said.

"But the ceiling is so high!" Sandy fell over trying to stare up at the ceiling.

"I'm sure if we all work together we can get up there," Ryu said, "I can stand on Hunter's back" Hunter knelt down and Ryu climbed up reaching out with the light bulb, "We're going to need a lot more people"

Sky struggled with the light bulb, trying to screw it in. Underneath her, Billy was trying his best not to move.

"Quit squirming, Billy" Mandy said, struggling to keep the boy up.

"I'm not sure how much longer I can do this" Igneel said, he too struggling to keep still.

"Crystal is having trouble, too" the girl said as she tried not to throw up at the fact that Igneel's feet were in her face.

"I still don't get why we can't just use a-" Kina started from underneath Crystal.

"Shh!" Sandy interrupted, "I'm trying to concentrate"

"I don't know why you're all complaining, this is easy!" Nashi smirked.

"Wow Nashi, you're as light as a feather" Storm said, lifting her up higher to prove his point.

"No fighting!" Ryu ordered, "The last thing we need is you two to get in a fight and for us all to fall down!"

"I agree," Hunter said, "Sky, are you almost done? I don't know how much longer I can support all of you"

"It won't go in!" Sky complained.

"Seriously guys, why don't we just use a-" Kina started.

"Will everyone quit talking!" Ryu shouted, "This is bad enough as it is, I don't need all this yammering!"

"Can you lift me a little higher?" Sky asked.

Hunter struggled to do so. Everyone started teetering one way, and then the next. Hunter started to totter back and forth trying to keep everyone balanced. Igneel waved his arms, trying to gain his balance, but in doing so he dropped Mandy, who in turn dropped Billy, who dropped Sky. The three of them fell crashing into Igneel who fell into Crystal who fell into Kina starting a chain reaction. Soon everyone lay on the floor, groaning, the light bulb laying, shattered on the floor.

"Ugh" Ryu rubbed his head.

"I tried to tell you to simply use a ladder!" Kina said. Everyone facepalmed at the fact that they had all overlooked the obvious answer. It was at that moment that everyone returned from their missions, simultaneously.

"Do I even want to ask?" Lisanna looked at the pile of children on the floor.

"No."