"Why are we making a yearbook again?"
"Because it'll be fun" Mira replied.
"I think it's a wonderful idea" Erza said, her eyes glowing.
"I personally don't see why we shouldn't," Kaida said, "It'll give us something to do"
"Okay, let's start with 'Best-all-around'" Levy said, opening up a book.
"Best at what? Fighting?" Erza asked, confused.
"I don't know, maybe best at everything" Levy replied.
"No one can be the best at everything"
Kaida thought for a moment, "I say we choose Fairy Tail, with all of us summed up we are the best" No one could argue with that.
"Okay, next up, 'biggest flirt'"
"Loke" Everyone said, not even missing a beat.
"'Class clown'"
"That's totally Natsu" Kaida said.
"No way!" Lisanna argued, "That is you"
"Yeah, it's Kaida" Erza said.
"Me?" Kaida asked.
"Come on Kaida, just admit it, you are the joker around here" Dylan teased.
"Fine," Kaida crossed her arms, "I still think Natsu should be chosen"
"'Cutest Couple'"
Mira's eyes lit up, "How to decide?!"
"Did you have to read that aloud, we'll be here all night!" Lucy complained.
"I don't think so," Levy said, "It implies that they have to be openly dating and that only leaves-"
"Kaida and Lisanna all the way!" Mira squealed, her eyes turning into hearts.
"Okay, moving on, 'Should have been a couple'"
"So many to choose" Mira mumbled, swaying back and forth.
"I think it is pretty easy, Natsu and Lucy" Erza said.
"Wh..wh..what?" Lucy stuttered, "No way!"
"I agree," Kaida spoke up, "They totally should have been a couple"
"Natsu and Lucy it is," Levy agreed, "Next is 'Life of the Party'"
The room was completely silent, "Who to choose?"
"There is no doubt about it!" Incide finally exclaimed, "Fairy Tail is the only logical choice"
"Can we choose the entire guild?" Lucy asked.
"If we don't we'll be here until next year, so I say we just go for it"
"Good point"
"'Most changed'"
"Maybe Kaida?" someone suggested.
"No, Kaida is still the same Kaida" Dylan argued.
"Lucy?"
"Lucy hasn't really changed that much"
This went on for an hour before they finally decided on Romeo.
"'Most likely to succeed'"
"Succeed in what?"
"I don't know," Levy admitted, "I knew I shouldn't have ordered this book all the way from Earth"
"You mean Earthland?" Erza asked, "But that's where we are"
"I don't know," Levy admitted, "It just says Earth"
"Weird," Natsu muttered, "What kind of messed up world is that?"
"Let's just move on, 'Most unforgettable'"
"Uh, all of us..?"
"How is anyone supposed to choose just one person?" Gray asked, "After all everyone has their own quirks" No one could answer that question.
"'Most unique'"
"But everyone is unique" Lisanna muttered, "I mean we all have our own style of fighting"
"Yeah, what the heck is wrong with this place called Earth?" Kaida asked.
"Everything"
"Next is 'best car'"
"What's a car?"
"I think it's like a Magic-mobile except it doesn't run on magic" Levy replied.
"Then what does it run on, food?" Natsu asked.
"Can we move on to the next one?"
Levy nodded, "'Best Celebrity Look-alike'"
"Jellal?" someone suggested.
"But he's not in this guild and he's not exactly a celebrity look-alike, he is a celebrity in his own right"
"It's Kaida" Panther Lily said.
"How so?" Dylan asked.
"Kaida's Edolas version is..was a celebrity"
"Doesn't that make her a celebrity, not a celebrity look-alike?" They finally agreed that it counted as Kaida was not actually her Edolas counterpart.
"Next is 'Best Dressed'"
"Gray" Everyone agreed.
"'Best eyes'"
"Lucy's!" Natsu shouted. This made Lucy blush and Mira squeal so they all just agreed upon it so they could get on with it.
"'Best hair'"
"Mavis" Kaida said.
"Mavis?" Juvia asked, confused.
"Who else has ghost hair?"
"'Best laugh'," Levy read, "Gajeel"
"Gehehehe"
"Yeah, that is a great laugh"
"Next is 'Best smile'"
"It's Lucy's" Lucy smiled. Everyone agreed.
"'Tallest'"
"Why does that matter?" Everyone shrugged.
"'Beauty and Brains'"
"Levy" Gajeel said at the same time Natsu said, "Lucy"
"What?! Levy is the smartest one in this guild!" Gajeel shouted.
"But Lucy is the prettiest and she's smart too!"
"Levy is pretty too!" Gajeel argued.
"You wanna fight?!" Natsu asked.
"Bring it on!" Gajeel retorted.
Everyone rushed to separate them and it was finally decided that Freed would take the title so as no further arguements would be held.
"'Best Bromance'"
"What's a Bromance?"
"I don't know, romance between brothers?"
"That's disgusting!"
"We're all family here though," Kaida said, "Maybe that's what it meant?"
"I still think it sounds disgusting!"
"Men are Manly!"
"Elfman, are you gay?"
"Let's move on," Levy interrupted, afraid of the chaos that would come, "'Best Dancer'"
"Vijeeter?"
"Eh, I guess"
"'Best entertainer'"
"Mira"
"'Biggest Gossip'"
"Come on! That's way to easy!"
"Biggest prankster"
"Kaida?"
"Come on! I'd never sink that low! I just make people believe that things are true when they aren't"
"You just defined the word prankster"
"'Most likely to come to school armed'"
There was no question about it, "Wendy"
"'Most likely to burn down the school'"
"That sounds like fun!" Natsu exclaimed.
Finally they finished the yearbook:
Best All Around: Fairy Tail
Biggest Flirt: Loke
Class Clown: Kaida
Cutest Couple: Kaida and Lisanna
Should Have Been A Couple: Natsu and Lucy
Life Of The Party: Fairy Tail
Most Changed: Romeo
Best Celebrity Look-Alike: Kaida
Best Dressed: Gray
Best Eyes: Lucy
Best Hair: Mavis
Best Laugh: Gajeel
Best Smile: Lucy
Beauty And Brains: Freed
Best Dancer: Vijeeter
Best Entertainer: Mira
Biggest Gossip: Mira
Biggest Prankster: Kaida
Most Likely To Come To School Armed: Wendy
Most Likely To Burn The School Down: Natsu
Quotes:
Natsu: "The minute you think of giving up, think of the reason you held on for so long"
Lucy: "The worst kind of pain is when you're smiling just to keep the tears from falling"
Gray: "I'll do what I want till the end, cut me down if you must"
Erza: "Feelings can be controlled, but tears never lie"
Happy: "Aye, sir!"
Wendy: "As long as I'm still standing, please come at me with all you've got"
Carla: "Ugh, Tomcats"
Kaida: "As the Dragon Empress, I will not abandon my subjects!"
Lisanna: "All things die eventually, it's unavoidable"
Incide: "I taste like seven!"
Cocho: "The ocean is cruel and unforgiving, Fairy Tail is the opposite"
Dylan: "Kaida has always been...special"
Kinana: "To be a dragon is an amazing thing"
Gajeel: "Care too little, you lose them, care too much you get hurt"
Panther Lily: "I have seen many things in my day, but this beats them all"
Levy: "Stop calling me Shrimp!"
Jet: "Levy is amazing"
Droy: "Wow, Levy is so cool!"
Cana: "Wine is my soulmate"
Mira: "When people realize how lonely it is on their own, they will become kind"
Elfman: "How can a snake fly? It's not even a man!"
Evergreen: "I love flowers, they look so good...on me"
Laxus: "Even if I cannot see you now, I am forever looking your way"
Bickslow: "Pickles are buckets!"
Freed: "How dare you insult Laxus!"
Juvia: "Gray is mine!"
Makarov: "Do whatever you think is right, that is the way of the Fairy Tail Mages"
Loke: "Do you understand the pain of a star who cannot return to the heavens?"
Needless to say, they decided that it was a bad idea and threw all of the copies away.