A/N 1: Hi guys!~ :D Guess what I found out! I have an obsession to shrimp, isn't that weird? Well at least it goes on the list with Bread, Cheese, and Sweets. Oh I have problems *sigh*

A/N 2: Ignoring that ^ I would like to say FRUK YEAH! Because I have three reviews. Freaked out like the nervous spaz I am but was still happy. Although I'm really starting to not like this chappie, tell me what you thing and do you like long or short chapters?

tokiluv- Thanks! :) It's going to be random though so some of this stuff is going to be random.

The Rambler 13- IKR! I like your Virginia and Ohio too, if I haven't ever said that. D.C. is like Italy, America, and Canada mixed together but looks like a 10-year-old America. They are going to be best buddies, I know that for sure. Here's more~

ithefantasticfanatic- Why thanks! I'm going to include all of the southern states maybe more often since I live in the south. I see Florida and Mississippi having this weird friendship and they try to top each other sometimes and do crazy stuff. But she's actually going to have a big part when (or If) I do a Halloween chapter. Thank you and I will try to give her justice. The song she was humming was a Disney song I just can't remember what it was though. Flora is going to be my Disney baby along with a few others. This is a series, yay for that!~

You guys though gave me the inspiration to get off my lazy butt and to finish this so here it is! This contains a lot of America/Alfred-ness in it and a crazy Canadian.

One cannot own Hetalia even though they do have their Nook, and 2DS yet has no privileges for the glorious tablet, huh?

11:34 A.M Monday, October 18, 2014 World Meeting 1

"Shit!" Alfred yelled running out of his hotel room. His pants was sagging, his glasses missing, his shirt was either in the wrong buttons or not buttoned at all, and his cow-lick wasn't the only part of his hair that was sticking up.

'Okay, all I have to do -'

"EEEEEEK!"

"Sorry!" He yelled back. 'Oh, one of these days, I'll get those four.' he thought swerving away from a crowd. Right now he needed to focus, and being on a busy sidewalk in New York City isn't helping him at all. He ran forward, stopping once because of a hot dog stand. After ordering three hot dogs and a large coke he continued running to the conference building. His face broke out into a grin when he saw the meeting place coming into place.

"Fina-OOF!"

"And down he goes! A straight tackle from a random guy in a suit!"

"Wow! Surely that must hurt, right Andrew?"

"I would be surprise if it didn't, Eli!"

"What the fuck man!?" The man in the suit shouted.

"What?" Alfred said, confused. The man in the suit grabbed his collar and shook him. "You fucking piece of maple! What did En-Arthur say about being late, damnit! You ass!" He yelled.

"W-who are you!?"

"I'm your brother, Matthew!" He yelled taking off the hat and wig. He punched Alfred in the stomach and stood up. "You're late." He mumbled and walked off to find a I-HOP.

"Jesus Pops! What'd ya do to piss uncle Matthew off?" Chris said walking up to him and held out his hand. Eli and Andrew were trying to get the crowd away and for them to not call the police. "I honestly don't know." He said grabbing on to Chris' hand. "Well it worked and you better hurry up before Mom comes too. Otherwise we will have to call the cops." Chris grumbled pushing him away from the area. "I'll see you at home then." Alfred muttered and started running to the conference building.

Statalia!~

Alfred stood in the elevator fixing everything but his hair, sadly. Then it dawned on him and dread filled his face. "Noooo. Nononononono!" He yelled trying to find something. Luckily for him he had his phone and quickly texted the people behind it.

October 18, 2014, New York City, New York

Alfred's iPhone

From: State Group Message

Dad (SENT 12:23): What happened 2 my papers?!

California (SENT 12:23): Dunno

Louisiana (SENT 12:24): Je ne sais pas

Mississippi (SENT 12:25): Busy Papa

Virginia (SENT 12:25): They're on your Macbook air

New York (SENT 12:26): Want me 2 drop it off?

Dad (SENT 12:26): Plz

Illinois (SENT 12:27): R we doin the plan?

Dad (SENT 12:28): Yea

Statalia~

"You're late you bloody idiot!"

"I have a life Mom." Alfred sighed out. He sat down between Mexico and an empty seat where Canada was sitting.

"O hohoho! I didn't know you were into such kinky things Angleterre." France grinned getting a snicker from Prussia. "Who's turn is it?" Germany interrupted as Japan calmed down a pissed off England. Alfred sighed out a thank you while Prussia pouted at him. "Ve, It's my turn!" Italy chirped picking up his papers. He stood up and placed his papers down on the podium, starting the boring speech that only half the room was listening to.

1:00 P.M Monday, October 18, 2014

Is the exact moment when everything went bad to worse for America, Canada (he came back with a few noticing), Mexico, the Italies, Russia, and Japan.

"In New York

Concrete jungle where dreams are made of

There's nothing you can't do

Now you're in New York

These streets will make you feel brand new

Big lights will inspire you

Hear it From New York!~"

Everyone looked at America as he mouthed the words sorry to Italy.

"Yo! Did ya need something, Dylan?"

"Hey, so how do I get in? This lady at the desk is being a bitch."

"What did we say about this Dylan?"

"Sorry-"

"HEY DADDY! Can we get ice cream later?"

"Shh Aurora! Pops is working! Just go play with Theo."

"We're still in a meeting!" Alfred hissed.

"Oh."

Beep! Beeb! Beep!

"Eh heh heh heh. Did you guys-"

"You're... you're a Dad!?"

History Facts:

OH, NJ, and MA are the ones that have a lot to do with football: Ohio where the NFL was created, New Jersey where they had the first football(s) games with 25 players on each side, and Massachusetts Where they started nowadays football with 11-12 players on each side.

Louisiana was apart of France so she knows some French and she said "I do not know" according to Google Translate but I can ask my sis to see if that's right. My sis said that's right

The song is 'New York' by Alicia Keys and Jay Z. That song was pretty famous for New Yorkers, most likely still is.

Character info

Name: New York

Human Name/Nicknames: Dylan Jones, the other rude Italian (there is a story for that), York, 2nd newest (story to that also), Yorkie

Age; 25

Height : 5"6'

Gender: Male

Birthday July 26th

Hair color: Dark Brown

Eye color: Blue

Mother Nation: England

Father Nation: America

Siblings: The States, Puerto Rico, Virgin Islands, Sealand

Do you guys want me to do a Halloween chapter or a one-shot? You can choose in the reviews.

Next time in which the Nations meet the States visiting NY, Alfred and Canada having affairs, and Puerto Rico meets Spain.