Sob. Happy belated Hetalia Day and Happy belated birthday Taiwan and Latvia and all those other countries I missed. I'm soooooo sorry for not updating but I had school work, like a lot of it. And then I got grounded. But I finished this in math and just now posting it so here you go, I guess. I will finish the Halloween omake and probably make a black Friday and thanksgiving one. And I have to work or edit my stories so I'm doing that too. but I'm out for thanksgiving today so yay for that, right?

Reviews on the bottom. And I don't own Hetalia only the personifications of the states.

Why won't the title fit!?

The Guilty Party Caught!~ Part 1 of who knows

"How the hell did this happen? when the hell did this happen?!"

America looked at both Canada, who was quite pale and muttering apologies, and Mexico, who was laughing nervously.

"It's... sorta a long story." He sighed out. "Well we have time, non?" France said looking at Germany. Everyone faced the tall german as his brother nudge and winked at him. "Fine, fine! Just tell the story." he said elbowing Prussia. "Thanks Brohas!"

Alfred looked at the two once more and groaned. He picked up his phone dialed 8287 and put his phone on speaker.

"Hullo?" a very female like British voice echoed the room. Everyone looked at the confused Brit, who put his hands up in a mock defeat.

"Hey Bella. How long will it take you to go to New York?"

"Good morning to you too, Papa."

"It's noon time sweetie."

"Bloody hell. *Sigh* Guess I'll stop by Starbucks."

"So you wanna stop by here?"

"I was at a hotel near Yorkie's house anyway... Am I on speaker?"

"Noooo?"

"Hey, Izzy baby, they found out!"

"Auntie Rosa?! OH, YOU BLOODY IJIT!"

Beep! Beep! Beep!

"I'll... be right back!"

And with that said, Alfred grabbed both Matthew's and rosa's hand. He rand out the room, down the hallway to the elevator and went down to the first floor. They stopped and saw Dylan cussing out a very flustered desk woman.

"Listen up Missy. I don't have fucking time for this shit. I'm probably fired from my god damn job 'cause of you and your fucking "Rules"! So why da fuck do ya have ta be a bitch today of all fucking days?! Huh?!" He yelled.

"I-I'm sorry sir but you still can't go up. T-They're h-having a m-meeting." She stuttered under his crippling glare.

"Daddy!" Theo yelled running up to Alfred. The bickering two stopped and saw Alfred let go of Rosa and Matthew and pick up Theodore. "Auntie Rosa, Uncle Mattie what'cha doing here?" Aurora asked walking up to them. "Oh just helping your poor excuse of a father." Rosa said sitting down by her niece. Aurora, Theo, and Dylan frowned at that but didn't say anything. Rosa took Aurora's hair and started to braid it.

"Took ya long enough." Dylan said with a frown. "Sorry, sorry." Alfred said placing Theo into Mathew's arms. "Do ya know who's staying at your place?" Alfred asked getting his laptop. "Yeah. Theo, Aurora, Iz is coming later, Eli, Chrissy, and Drew. Why?" He said, his anger going away slowly. "Because the other nations found out." Matthew said playing a hand game with his nephew. "Shit! Really Dad?!" And his anger was back. "Technically it was your fault, bringing the bebé with you chico." Rose muttered taking a piece of ribbon off her wrist and tied Aurora's braid.

"Can't we just talk to the Thirteen about this?"

"About what, burger bastard? Dylan."

"Ve, Hi Dylan!~"

Everyone looked up to see the Italies standing in front of the door with Germany, Spain, Prussia, France, England, Japan, Russia, Latvia, China, and Sealand (there's going to be a huge reason for this).

"Hi Feli. Hi Lovino." Dylan said rubbing the back of his neck looking away. "I'll put 'em on speaker. so can I borrow a few iPhones?"

"Ve, You can borrow mine and fratello's!" Feliciano chirped taking his phone out. Lovino groaned and took his phone out which led to Spain and Germany to take out theirs. "Auntie Rosa, can you call Eli and Chris? Just say "Virginia said you're in trouble"." Dylan asked her to which she nodded and took out her phone. "We need three more volunteers!" he said looking at the nations. Japan and Latvia took out their phones and gave them to Dylan.

"Well okay then. Please give them to Pops, while Uncle Matt, Auntie Rosa and I call Izzy, Elija and Chrissy." Dylan said walking to his relatives. Everybody awkwardly gave their phones to Alfred and sat around the lobby.

Statalia!~

"Yo, Pops, Auntie Rosa and Uncle Matt! What's up?" A man who looked just like Dylan said entering the building. He was wearing a navy blue Holister V-neck, tan cargo shorts, black converses, and a necklace with a flower on it. His hair had this black bead head look that made him look slightly younger and his eyes was the same color as a certain Dutch man they knew.

"Chris! Where the hell is that git!?" A lady said pushing him aside. She was wearing a black Steam punk blouse and vest, high waist skinny white stretchable jeggings, black riding boots with buckles and low stacked heels. Her auburn brown hair was in the perfect side fishtail and her eyes looked just like her "Father".

"Now, now Izzy." Another guy said looking not much like Dylan said. He was wearing a Bring Me The Horizon sweatshirt, camo cargo shorts, and green All Stars. His hair was in a faux style with short sides and the same vibrant green eyes as England.

"Everybody, this is Chris aka New Jersey, Isabella aka Virginia, and Eli aka Massachusetts." Alfred said already dialing the fifth number on the pones. "Hey Mattie 'nd Rose, can you call GA and MD?" Al asked dialing the six person. "Sure." Matt said while Rosa sighed but pulled out her phone.

"Who's England?'

Everyone froze. The American trio and kids stared at the glasses wearing Virginian, who was glaring at the nations. She eyed everyone carefully, looking from left to right until she spotted the Bushy-Browed British man. She marched up to him and picked him up by his collar. "You are so bloody lucky that all of the Thirteen isn't here, otherwise you'll be dead Mom!" She hissed into his face. Dylan and Chris pulled her off of the brit who looked like he was either going to feint or say something back.

"Wait! I-I'm a Mom? Who's next France and Spain?!" England yelled pointing at the two. "You said it not me." Dylan and Chris said. They glared at each other until Isabella came and pushed them. "Well, yeah. France is Ottawa's Maman and Spain is Florida's madre. We states-"

"And Capitals!"

"-have two parents instead of how the nations only have one parent or grandparents." She explained getting a chorus of "Ohhhh."

"Virginia." Alfred said getting shocked looks from some of the nations. "Yes Dad?" she said looking quite worried. Chris and Eli stepped backwards with their hands up while Theo and Aurora giggled at their reaction.

"Everyone." He said getting a chorus of "Yes?" ranging from a British to a slight southern accent with a hint of British. "They found out."

Reviews~

ithefantasticfanatic- Thank you for the compliment. I imagine NY to be a mosh posh of most of the nations but mostly like Romano, America, and the like. And thank you. I'm like freaking out on how to explain this. It's really hard to explain, like I see myself writing a quiet!Canada. Like if you're quiet for a long time, people will forget that you're there but they still know your there. Like an extra. BUT! Non of these characters I write will be a pushover. These characters have lived through stuff that makes normal people want to die after seeing yet they still are able to smile and laugh at the same time. I also prefer a snapped!Canada than a overlooked!Canada. America. America's a dork. And dorks are unpredictable. Enough said (If you don't understand just PM me; I'll explain myself). I put the wig on him because it wanted it to be all surprised like. And the kids are rude endless piles of destruction; they just wait until their home to show it. And I was focusing on that aspect; the states and America are a dysfunctional family that help each other out even though they don't want to. Sorry for the long wait and here's the new update~

DuoMaxwell2x4(!&2)- Thank you so much for the NJ information! This is going to help for later chapters; I know that for sure! And the lines were bothering me too but I needed spacing, idk I think I might take em off. And that nickname is going on the list when I'm editing! ^^

The Rambler13- Thanks!

D.C: I hope you enjoyed your stay at my place!

Fruitstogether: Ahhhh, you're so nice.~ *pinch cheeks* I'm glad you like Dylan, I'm sorta proud of him

New York: *glares* Stop messing with Theo! *smacks my hands*

Fruitstogether: *wipes tear* Why am I proud of you, you Italian. *Sighs* I don't know, with this story I feel like I rushed it, tbh. But I might slow it down when talking about other states and adding a bunch of omakes.

Character info

Name: Massachusetts

Human Name/Nicnames: Eli Jones, Eliza, Elija, Ass, Burner Boy (Story to that)

Age: 25

Height: 5"7

Gender: Male

Birthday: February 6

Hair Color: Black

Eye color: Blue

Mother Nation: Netherlands

Father Nation: America

Siblings: The states, Virgin islands, Puerto Rico

*Phew* I will add the next chapter (Or three) next week after dealing with all of my other stories! Bring it, Stories!