Ending 2: White Rose
Yang knocked on the door,"Now, Weiss, don't be too disappointed if they don't immediately-"
The doors opened, and Ruby stood there,"Yang, and..." She gave a grin,"Weissy!" She pounced on the heiress. She began to kiss Weiss on the lips,"I missed you so much!" She began to kiss more passionately.
"Uh, Rubes, I'm right here, could you, like, wait..." Yang said, but to no avail as Weiss began kissing her back. They began to rub each other's backs and began to remove each other's clothes,"Okay, I don't wanna see my sister like this, I'm going inside for a burger."
Ending 3:White Knight
Weiss sat next to Jaune on the bed,"Jaune, can I tell you something?"
Jaune looked at Weiss as she scooted closer to him,"What is it?"
"Does it matter now, that... I'm not an heiress anymore?" Weiss looked into his eyes.
Jaune smiled,"Weiss, back at Beacon, I just liked you for who you are."
Weiss leaned in closer,"Really?"
"Yeah, you would've been a great girlfriend, but... I guess you are better as just a friend." Jaune admitted,"I mean, I'm still kind of missing Pyrrha here." He then noticed Weiss' frown,"What?"
"Friend? Friend!? I open up my heart to you and you call me a friend!?" She got up from the bed and stomped away,"Jerk!"
Jaune blinked,"What did I do!?"
Yang peaked her head through his door and snickered,"You just friendzoned her."
Jaune gaped,"Oh, come on!"
Ending 3: UFO
Yang and Weiss began to drive off into the sunset, only to feel a pulling sensation. The next thing they knew, they were on a spaceship.
"Weiss, we've been abducted!" Yang gasped. She then noticed a teal armored soldier walk up to her.
"Greetings! So, uh..." The man seemed to make a licking sound,"We are here to get your numbers!" Then a gunshot rang out at his feet,"Hey, Carolina!"
A cyan armored being walked up to him,"Sorry about that." She spoke in a feminine voice. Yang swore she sounded like Pyrrha,"We just want to know... what's the best pizza place on your planet?"
A/N: Yeah, decided to just say "F*** it" and just upload the rest of the chapters now instead of waiting like I've been doing.
And yeah, these alternate endings where just me poking fun at the shipping fandom. No maliciousness intended, though, I can be a bit of a shipper myself.
So... yeah, final thoughts? I wrote this mainly out of a desire to see a road movie with Weiss and Yang, and I had things I wanted to write out.
I also wanted some closer after my Embers fic went under. Embers was supposed to be a story about saving a rogue protagonist from an evil spirit, and then I realized it wasn't... RWBY like, so I cancelled it. However, I felt bad about it, and I decided to make this as a spiritual successor.
It was also due to me wanted to make my own spin on what the ending to Volume 5 could have been. Now, I love the later volumes, but I largely felt like Vol. 5 was kind of anti-climactic. So I wanted to write what I wanted to see. Was it good or bad? I don't know, that's up to the public.
So, any advice? Criticisms? Want to tell me that I suck balls and should go back to the asylum where I belong?