I woke up earlier than the boys had, leaving them to cuddle each other in the absence of my warmth. Last night, after Dean and I caught a few Z's under the boardwalk, Roman found us,wondering what was taking us so long. I was half asleep but I guess Dean's boner had gone away since Roman didn't ask any suspicious questions. Well, he might have asked Dean but once Roman had taken me in his arms I was out like a light again. They must've left me on the bed to sleep because I woke up still in my bikini and with sand in horrible places it shouldn't have been.
The shower was absolutely amazing. It was huge and had several showerheads built into the wall that would gush as much water as you wanted. With several speeds and pressures it was like a godsend to my aching muscles. I was so ready to enjoy this. I tossed my bikini off and stepped into the shower, turning to the control panel and starting up the water. It was then I noticed that the control panel had wifi and music streaming. Goddamn, I needed to live in this beach house forever!. It was pure perfection. I started streaming my favorite metal band while i gathered some shampoo into my palms and washed away the grit and sea water. I was in the middle of headbanging and singing along that I felt a presence behind me. A icy breeze filled the shower and I looked back to see Roman and Seth smirking at me.
"Oh uh...hey guys. Did I wake you?" I asked, worried that they were going to chew my ass out for being so loud.
"Uh, duh. What kind of person listens to that shit at 10 in the morning?" Roman asked. I noticed that both their clothes had already been discarded and they were making their way into the giant shower.
"First off it's not shit and second I got caught up in the excitement of this bitchin system in here. Back me up Seth,you love this song."
The brunette chuckled as he dosed his two toned hair in the stream of water. "That is true. Rome just likes all that hip hop and r&b stuff."
The big man shrugged and flipped his hair back, dousing Seth and I in an extra spray of water. "Not my problem."I shoved him playfully and rinsed out my hair.
"Jerk."Suddenly Seth's arms were around me, cradling me against his strong chest. "Well good morning to you too, Sethie." I chuckled and rubbed my ass against his morning wood.
"Good morning, baby." He kissed at my neck, his beard tickling the sensitive skin there. Roman pressed his chest to mine and smirked down at Seth.
"Don't hog her all to yourself."
"Hey, man, you're the one being the hog. I haven't even had a chance to touch her yet! She's mine."
"Boys, boys, boys, there's more than enough Leena to go around. It's too damn early to start fighting." I chuckled as I rubbed Roman's chest. The two men looked at each other and sighed.
"I guess you're right." Roman said.
"Now kiss and make up." I said with a hopeful smirk on my face.
"You really get off on watching us do stuff don't you?" Seth questioned.
I shrugged and stepped from in between them, smushing their wet bodies together. "What can I say, I'm a pervert."
Seth turned back to Roman, wrapping his arms around the taller mans neck."What do you say, Ro? She we indulge her a little?"
"Hmm..." Roman seemed pensive. "I guess we could. Is this one of your fantasies you didn't tell us last night?"
"Oh, you don't even know the half of it'' I chuckled and made my way to the bench within the shower, letting the steady jets hit my back and giving me the perfect view of my boys. Seth entangled his hand in Roman's drenched lock, pulling his full lips close for a slow kiss. It was cute how gentle they were being with each other. Thekiss was filled with passion as Roman caressed the other man's face. Though they fought a lot and probably got jealous of each other deep down they really enjoyed each other's company. They were just two big babies afraid to admit their feelings.
Roman slipped his hands down Seth's beautiful back, tracing small patterns in his shoulder blades and lower back. Seth's chuckle was sweet and for a second I thought i could see him blushing. They whispered something between them and shared a laugh, leaving me to wonder what was transpiring between them. Roman's teeth left Seth's lips to graze his neck earning a small groan. Then Roman's hands cupped themselves around the smaller man's ass and lifted him up, Seth immediately wrapping his legs around Roman's waist. I couldn't help but let out a little squeal which drew their attention.
"Really, Lee?" Seth sighed.
"I'm sorry! I couldn't help myself. You two are just the cutest!"
"You're acting like a fangirl more than our girlfriend." Roman added. "Shouldn't you want to be apart of this?"
I shrugged but slightly parted my legs at the same time. "I am apart of this, I'm observing and participating in my own way." Seth and Roman's eyes locked with my hand that had wandered down to my slick folds. I bit my lip and fluttered my eyes closed for a second, visions of Seth and Roman kissing dancing behind my eyelids. It felt like absolute bliss.
The sharp high pitched shriek that paired with the wailing siren snapped us all out of our lust filled haze. The smell of smoke wafted into the room from downstairs. I jumped up and looked to Roman and Seth who were just as confused as I was.
"Is that the smoke alarm?!" Seth yelled over the noise.
"That means there's a fire! C'mon get out!" Roman shoved the shower door open and grabbed a towel to wrap around his waist. Seth and I followed suit and the three of us ran downstairs towards the commotion. As soon has I turned the corner I saw a burst of flames come up from the stove. Gwen was cowering in the corner of the kitchen while Dean was frantically swatting at the fire with a towel.
"Oh my fucking god..." This fucking idiot was going to get us killed! I swung open one of the cabinets under the sink, where the fire extinguisher was contained and pulled the pin. Releasing as much as I could I dowsed the fire and Dean until it was nothing but a sizzle. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" I growled. "Roman! Shut that damn alarm off! Seth open the windows!"
The boys scrambled to obey my orders while I turned towards Gwen as I saw the culprit of this problem. "Really? Really...you tried cooking?"
"I-i... Dean said he really liked sausages so i...tried...and-"
"BITCH, YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T FUCKING COOK! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK TO GO NEAR OIL AND FIRE?!"
"I'm sorry! Dean and I got distracted!" It was then I realized, once the smoke started to clear out that Dean's pants were around his ankles and Gwen barely had any clothes on.
"Holy shit..." I looked at Dean who was trying to wipe the foam from his body. "Dean...you got laid!" I gave him a hard slap on the back. "If you two didn't almost end up KILLING US ALL, I'd be even more happy!"
"Not my fucking fault man! Jesus, you hit hard." He said, rubbing his shoulder.
Seth returned from opening the windows in the living room. "What are we going to do about the damages? That oven looks messed up, the wallpaper is scorched, the cabinets are too..."
"Oh that's simple," Roman said. "It's all coming out of Dean's pocket."
I was back to the ol' grind a few weeks after that whole kitchen fiasco that cost Dean a few grand. We traveled all through the west coast and were now back on the east side for RAW. It was my first day back in action; I was medically cleared and ready to kick ass. Gwen even had a tryout match with me tonight. I somehow convinced the higher ups to let her have a mix tagged match with Me, Roman and Randy. We even created an entire story line to up the hype for my arival. Of course, I was super nervous that the crowd wasn't going to pop when they saw me. I mean I spent a good three months in like lower card matches and did some work with Dean and Roman before I skipped out after Battleground so I guess I wouldn't blame the fans if they didn't really care. But I did have a good month and an amazing Royal Rumble so maybe I'd get a little something. But the only reason we got the match was to throw some extra attention to the Randy and Roman feud. Since Randy had hit Roman's 'precious' girlfriend with a steel chair it added some fuel to the fire.
Since my nerves were shot to hell, Gwen decided to treat me to some much needed spa time. But our day was interrupted by the damn Total Diva cameras following us everywhere. They had began to catch up to us after the beach house and gotten some sneaky footage of us all.
"Dude it's seriously driving me up the wall. They spent the entire six hours with me at the salon. SIX hours. Watching me getting my hair cut, bleached and dyed isn't interesting!" I pushed my now purple and pink ombre curls away from my face. It was giving me the biggest headache you could ever imagine. I swear if Paul and Steph had never added this stipulation to my training contract I would have never agreed to be on this train wreck of a tv show. it was literally the worst thing imaginable. They were even standing besides Dean and I while we ate at catering. What the fuck as so great about wrestlers eating?!
"Speaking of which, has Roman or Seth seen your new...ya know. Whatever you got going on there." He shoved another piece of bacon into his mouth.
"No they haven't. And you don't like it? I think it's pretty..." I said, my hands instantly going to my curls.
"Nah, it looks great on you. Reminds me of when I had pink hair." He chomped on another piece of bacon before I snatched the rest out his mouth with my own.
"Too slow." I chuckled.
Dean eyes went wide and he nudged at the other divas who were now giving me strange looks and the camera surrounding us. Fuck...Why couldn't I just be myself around these dumb ass cameras? Dean and I were bros and I couldn't even hold Seth's hand, they wanted to interview Roman about his tag match with me tonight even though no one was supposed to know because it was part of my "big return."
"FUCK!" Dean screamed, throwing up his middle fingers. It confused me for a second until I heard the cameramen groan. They couldn't use footage that had curses in the background. Hah, good going Dean. Though with editing skills they could probably cut it out but Dean continued to give them the finger, a continuous stream of profanity that would just be a hassle to fix. It gained from harsh whispers from the other girls and they scoffed at us, completely annoyed.
I patted Dean on his shoulder before putting my arm around him. "Let's go genius. I gotta get ready for my match."
He laughed and headed out the door leaving the cameramen behind for now. A runner came up to me and filled me in on what I was supposed to do. Roman had been "frantically" looking for a female partner for the mixed tag team match against Orton and Gwen. But he hadn't found one to his liking yet though a lot of women threw their service his way, of course. Cue me entering the building in a mysterious car where the camera could capture me pulling in and I would remain a mystery until I walked down the ramp in time for the match. Right now I had to head to the parking lot so I could be all mysterious and shit for this little skit.
"Have fun, Batman." Dean said as he waved me off.
"Drinks after?!" I called out to him, walking backwards towards the lot.
"You got it!"
I remembered how good it felt to hit Triple H with a steel chair. That was a great time. You know what wasn't a great time? Gwen getting herself disqualified for slapping me with a steel chair. Jesus, that shit was one of the worst feelings ever, you know after breaking a rib. Roman, Randy and I tried not to focus on our confusion since the cameras were rolling. We didn't practice this earlier today. We were all supposed to have a clean fight. Roman would spear Randy and I would land the Kiss of Death on Gwen and pin her.
I held my back and groaned as Gwen hovered above me. "What the hell?" I hissed.
"You ever kiss Dean again and I will make sure you will never walk again."
Sorry that this took so long! I was busy writing a Dean on Shot that like took 2 days. It's called ' The First Rule Is" if anyone wants to check it out. But yeah, isn't it great when shit hits the fan? Huh?