I'm baaack! Ya missed me? NO? well too bad!

anyway I haven't had any reviews in a while and coming up with ideas are hard. so I only have three things to say

1) I don't own the ' baka song' or one piece but one day I will! I will I tell you I will!

2) there is attempt rape in this story and I'm telling you this now. you were warned so don't get mad at me for not knowing and

3) can people who read this please leave reviews that will help me come up with more ideas cuz I really don't have a lot.

Chapter 5: fish meet red hair pt. !

It was quiet today. Too quiet. There was no pranks being pulled. No kids running around the ship. Nobody setting the ship on fire. Just quietness. "Marco!" you could even-"Marco~" you could even-"Marco~!" You. Could. Even. He-"MARCO~!" Oh, I fucking give up. "What the hell do you want, yoi," he hissed. "Have you seen my henchmen and their pet?" Thatch asked. "Who?" Marco said. "*sigh* your age is getting to you man! I'm talking about Luffy, Anne and Sabo!" Thatch yelled. "Shut up! I'm not that old! Besides, I already know. They left a note," Marco said. He took the letter out of his pocket (?) and gave it to thatch. He read it out loud:

"Dear Marco-san,

We had to go shopping

Real quick and will be back before dinner.

See you soon then,

Anne, Sabo, and Luffy

'We need to work on Luffy's handwriting," Thatch mused. Marco just nodded. "by the way, How old are you?" Thatch asked. "Arrgh!" Marco yelled. He threw his hands in the air and stormed off. 'What'd I say?" Thatch said.

: L : L : L : L : L

"Okay here's the deal," Sabo said. "We only have enough money to get Anne some medicine and Oyaji some sake. I'll go with Anne to get the medicine, while you get the sake. Got it Luffy?" he said. "Yep!" she chirped. "We'll meet up by the ship okay?" he asked. "'kay!" she said and started skipping to Party's Bar.

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'What to sing, what to sing' Luffy thought. "Oh! I know!" she yelled startling people passing by.

"Minami no shima wa atatakai

Paina purupuru atama pokapoka aho baka~

Atatkai wa minami no shima

Purupuru Paina atama pokapoka baka aho~

Kita no shima wa samui

hyakoi koikoi atama buruburu aho baka~

Kita-

Oof!" she said falling to the ground. Hey jerk watch where you're going!" she yelled. She looked up to see two boys sneering at her and she had only two things to say: "oh fuck." She started to shake when one boy started walking close to her.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't miss-all talk-and- no-bite. Where's your siblings? They finally ditch you" he said. "No we're just shopping, so fuck off!" she said and tried to run away. One of them grabbed her arm before she could leave and slammed her into a wall.

"Well lookie here Danny. She gotten prettier since we last saw her. Let's let her feeling good too. How does that sound," she said holding her face in his hands. Danny held her arms and they went into a dark alley. "So Mitch, who's going first," Danny said. "it depends_"

"Let me go! I have to meet up with Makino!" Luffy yelled interrupting him. "Shut up!" Mitch yelled punching her. "Now listen up girlie since you pissed me offed I'm going first," he said slamming her into a wall.

"No... stop," she whispered and then remembered something that Anne always told her to say just in case. "HELP! RAPE!" She yelled. "Where am I?" a man with red hair said walking into the alley they were in. "what ya doing there with the chibi?" he asked. "Shit!" Mitch yelled and he and Danny ran away. "Thanks mister!" she said and started walking towards him. "Say what your name, chibi?" he asked. "My names Monkey D. Luffy! Not chibi!" Luffy yelled. "Well my name's Shanks. Now tell me what you were doing in here?"...

-don'tmindmeI'mjustascenechange-

...Then Sabo-nii and Anne-nee had to cut the alligator up to get me out." Luffy said. "Hahaha! It sounds like you have some interesting siblings," shanks said. They were walking back to the ship with Shanks carrying the barrel of sake. "Well I have to give this to papa as a thank you gift, so while we're almost there you can meet them." She said grinning.

"Wait you wouldn't happened to be a part of that ship would you?" he asked. "Yup!" she chirped "I'm a whitebeard pirate!" "Ah ha ah, that's very nice but-""LUFFY!" two voices yelled. "Sabo-nii, Anne-nee!" she yelled back. They turned to face a ship based off of a whale come into view and Shanks only had one thing in mind: 'Oh fuck.'

da da duuuun! yes I did it I made a cliffhanger! But you guys can pretty much tell that it's about Shanks and Whitebeard just meeting and stuff. might do a valentines extra don't know if I can get motivated or not if no one tells me *wink wink*. well Later

Luffy, Sabo, and Anne: bye-bye!

p.s. does Marco have pockets? I never knew if he did or didn't