Hey you kept reading! I forgot to say, this fic won't have smut. I hate writing smut because I'm ace and it makes me uncomfortable just thinking about it. Anyways, here we go!
(the next day)
Teagan: alright, let's go!
Mari: okay!
Teagan: I'll drive!
*gets into pink truck*
Mari: how do you drive a stick?
Teagan: it's easy, I started learning how to drive one in sixth grade.
Mari: wow.
*pulls up at the Smosh Games HQ*
Teagan: alright let's go babe.
Mari: alright.
Wes: Hey Mari.
Mari: hey Wes, this is Teagan, or Koi. My girlfriend.
Wes: Wait, didn't I meet you yesterday?
Teagan: yeah, I got the new host job.
Wes: awesome! I gotta go! See you later for maricraft!
Mari: okay, bye.
Mari: Hey Lasercorn!
Lasercorn: Hey Mari. Who's that?
Mari: this is Teagan, or Koi. My new girlfriend.
Lasercorn: I remember you! You interviewed last yesterday!
Teagan: yeah, I got the job!
Lasercorn: That's good to hear, you stood out the most yesterday.
Teagan: thank you!
Lasercorn: didn't you have long hair though?
Teagan: I wore extensions because Mari insisted that I try to hide the punk shave.
Lasercorn: I like the shave, it suits you. So does the red and black, good choice.
Teagan: Thanks! We have to get to the recording room! It's almost time to start filming!
Mari: oh crap! It is!
Teagan: c'mon let's go!
Lasercorn: okay.
*they walk into the recording room*
Mari: hey guys! Before Maricraft starts we have a very special announcement!
Joven: we recently started interviewing for our new Smosh Games host, and here she is!
Teagan: Hey guys! I'm Koi, you might recognize me from my channel! But now I'll be playing games with these guys instead of my siblings!
Wes: Mari! You forgot to tell them!
Mari: oh yeah! Guys, Koi is also my girlfriend!
Sohinki: what?
[teagan will be changed to koi from now on]
Koi: yep, anyways, let's get into the video!
*Maricraft starts*
Mari: Hey guys! We're back again with our new host Koi!
Koi: Hi guys! Lasercorn… what are you doing?
Lasercorn: n-nothing.
Wes: Koi, where are you?
Koi: building a house next to you guys, why?
Wes: Lasercorn is known to be a bit-
Koi: crazy? Homicidal? Overly obsessed with TNT?
Wes: yeah, exactly.
Koi: I can handle it. I made my walls out of the unbreakable blocks from the new mod.
Wes: what? Those exist?
Koi: yep. And my door is key coded, I have to let you in.
Lasercorn: Dammit! TNT doesn't work!
Koi: My house is made of unbreakable blocks.
Flitz: your house looks great though.
Koi: I know, there's wallpaper on the outside and inside so it looks good. And the best part is, my house is f***ing galaxy!
Mari: That looks so cool!
Koi: thanks!
Mari: I'm moving in with you!
Koi: Yay!
Flitz: even in Maricraft you guys are being gay, couple goals.
Wes: Lasercorn sounds a little too quiet.
Lasercorn: I'm not doing anything.
Flitz: He's doing something.
Mari: yep.
Koi: STOP TRYING TO BLOW UP MY HOUSE!
Lasercorn: I WILL DESTROY IT SOMEDAY!
Mari: NOT ON MY WATCH!
Wes: Lasercorn to get to Koi you have to go through Mari, and I highly doubt you will.
Flitz: I agree with Wes, Mari won't let you anywhere near-
Lasercorn: YOU SON OF A B***CH!
Koi: Hehe. Stay away from my house.
Mari: How did you kill him?
Koi: easy, I just hit him with my sword and made sure I stayed behind him so he couldn't hit me.
Wes: why didn't we think of that?
Flitz: cause we never needed to.
Mari: or because you guys are stupid.
Wes: HEY!
Mari: YOU LITERALLY GOT KILLED BY LASERCORN ABOUT 100 TIMES!
Wes: Dammit you're right.
Lasercorn: DAMMIT I'M BACK ON THE STUPID ISLAND!
Koi: yeah, I broke your bed while trying to kill you.
Flitz: am I the only one who thinks she's been playing this longer than us?
Wes: yeah, she definitely knows her way around this game a lot more than we do.
Koi: I've been playing minecraft since it came out, my brother killed me a lot so I learned how to defend myself and make my house unbreakable, my brother likes to use TNT like Lasercorn.
Lasercorn: I need to meet your brother he seems awesome!
Koi: he is, he's even got an awesome name!
Wes: what is it?
Koi: Hawk.
Flitz: you're right, that is pretty awesome.
Lasercorn: can you bring him in for the next Maricraft episode?
Koi: I don't know, he's probably busy with baseball.
Wes: he plays baseball?
Koi: yeah, he's been playing since he was five.
Wes: wait a minute, Hawk….. And your last name…. YOUR BROTHER IS HAWK KEE?!
Koi: yep.
Wes: the Hawk Kee that got into the baseball hall of fame as the best first baseman in the MLB?
Koi: yeah.
Wes: the Hawk Kee that beat the MLB's former best hitter in a home run contest 10 to 3?
Koi: yep, that is my big brother.
Wes: That is awesome!
Wes: I'm playing Minecraft with the little sister of the best player in the MLB.
Flitz: wait, don't you have an older sister then?
Koi: no, I'm the middle one that didn't make a name for herself in sports.
Flitz: so your little sister is the one that does gymnastics?
Koi: yep, my little sister is Taryn Kee. Also known as the world's most flexible woman.
Wes: how are you not loaded?
Koi: just never asked them for money I guess.
Flitz: why do you even need this job?
Koi: cause I still have to make money, I figured this job would be perfect because I get to play games, make videos, and be with my girlfriend.
Wes: those are pretty good reasons to get a job.
Koi: uhhh, Wes?
Wes: yeah?
Koi: look behind you.
Wes: what- OH MY GOD!
Lasercorn: Hahaha! Burn Wes! Burn!
Koi: WHERE DID YOU GET LAVA?!
Lasercorn: I'LL NEVER TELL YOU!
Mari: and with that, we will see you guys in the next video!* the video ends*
Wes: can we meet your brother?
Koi: I can call him and ask if he wants to come down for a few videos.
Flitz: that sounds good, I gotta go guys. See you tomorrow.
Lasercorn: I gotta go take care of Tyler, see you later!
Mari: bye guys.
Koi: I'm gonna go call Hawk. I'll be right back.
*dials Hawk's number*
Hawk: Hey.
Koi: Hey Hawk!
Hawk: Teagan?
Koi: yep! I got the job!
Hawk: that's great!
Koi: and I was wondering if you wanted to come in and shoot with us?
Hawk: sure, when?
Koi: maybe… Friday?
Hawk: I can do Friday.
Koi: okay, see you Friday! Bye!
Hawk: Bye.
*hangs up*
*Koi walks back into the room*
Koi: good news! Hawk says he'll be here Friday!
Wes: awesome!
Mari: that's good to hear babe. How about we go back to the house?
Koi: okay. See you tomorrow Wes!
Wes: bye!
*back at the apartment*
Mari: how'd you like your first day?
Koi: it was AWESOME!
Mari: so you're glad that you interviewed?
Koi: hell yeah!
Mari: I'm gonna go cook dinner babe.
Koi: okay I'm gonna go write.
There you go! I'll upload more later but for now, I need to focus on sleeping more. Insomnia is a bitch. Have a wonderful day, bye!